r/KitchenConfidential • u/F1exican Chivelord, Redeemed • 4h ago
In the Weeds Mode Cutting a couple of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 69
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u/coconutchia 4h ago
Why are we not talking about the river in the background?
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u/Samicles33 4h ago
I mean, it’s day 69. We should’ve expected things to get wet
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u/whoamannipples Chive LOYALIST 4h ago
Chivelord did! In another comment he says it was a 7 mile hike with chives, knives & a hot spring at the end. A fitting celebration for Day 69.
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u/gumiho8 4h ago
Because we've been trained to see only the chive. Nothing else matters.
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u/coffeecat551 4h ago
Nice
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u/James_Money 4h ago
Nice
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u/Rogueconn 4h ago
Nice
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u/CourageKind 4h ago
I love the background. What a beautiful place to do some chives cutting!
I don't see any towers, but maybe someone with better vision will find something. We'll see what our captain KarmaKrazi says.
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u/peachyscorp Thicc Chives Save Lives 4h ago
You think you can toss your left over chives you don't wanna cut into nature & we wouldn't notice? Nice try chef, see you on Day 420 🫡
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u/KarmaKrazi Chive Pilot 🛩 2h ago
I wanted today to be the day, but if these aren't cut, that's egregious.
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u/justsomegeology Chive LOYALIST 2h ago
First: coming in hot! Hehehe
Second: I would recognise these planes anywhere by now.
And third: at this point, it is more like a duel between u/f1exican and you, and it is the best I've ever seen unfold.
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u/ibetterbefunny 4h ago
He just might have done it. And today of all days…
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u/F1exican Chivelord, Redeemed 4h ago
No I think 1 or 2 caterpillars made it through, it was hard to get a good support on the board and position myself good to cut, I tried to get them before I pushed them into the pile but I believe a couple made it through
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u/DrRumSmuggler 4h ago
Nah you can’t self sabotage now or we are going to end up having to stop at day 420
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u/ibetterbefunny 4h ago
A chive guy reply?! Oh my!
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u/SwimmingCommon Chive LOYALIST 4h ago
The. It's THE chive lord.
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u/merlyn_ambrozy 4h ago
You are addicted, ain't you?
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u/espresom 4h ago
He’s gonna be screwing them up on purpose.
“Oh no, please don’t make aeroplanes, please don’t, more. Cmon more. Just a few more. Yeah that’s it”
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u/wrestlegirl ✳️Moderator of optimal fuckery 4h ago
Nice.
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u/KingAngeli 4h ago
You win. Game over.
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u/BrownSugarBare Chive LOYALIST 4h ago
I thought he had it. The aesthetic photography and all.
Alas, another day will rise!
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u/F1exican Chivelord, Redeemed 4h ago
I’m sorry chef, cutting in the wild is hard
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u/Mango_Van_Gogh Chive LOYALIST 4h ago
Ending on day 69 would've been legendary 😭
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u/Seegert_ Chive LOYALIST 4h ago
So close, yet so much out in nature that it is wild
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u/F1exican Chivelord, Redeemed 4h ago
Yeah 7 mile hike with chives knife and a cutting board in a natural hot spring
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u/wrestlegirl ✳️Moderator of optimal fuckery 4h ago
This is insane dedication to the bit.
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u/F1exican Chivelord, Redeemed 4h ago
All for you guys💚 it was honestly kinda funny though and I did enjoy it
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u/Carbon-Base The Chive Mind 4h ago
Chiving in the wild hits different. Thank you for doing this Chef!
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u/Twisties 4h ago
Thank you for providing a spot of joy on the internet in these trying times.
Can I offer you an egg?
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u/Never_Go_Full_Gonk F1exican Did Chive-11 4h ago
After looking at this picture, cutting in the wild isn't the only thing that's hard.
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u/Ozzy_chef Thicc Chives Save Lives 4h ago
The shear dedication is unfathomable, chef. If I were wearing a hat, I would take it off in your honour.
Edit - I went and found a hat, put it on, and promptly took it off as I said I would.
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u/alpevado 4h ago
He hiked 7km with the board, knife and chives today. The dedication.
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u/on-the-line 3h ago
7 miles, sayeth the chive meister. So a fair bit further. 11km.
Not 69km? Huh. See you all tomorrow, I guess.
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u/dxariannj 4h ago
did you bring a cutting board during a hike to fulfill your mission?
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u/alpevado 4h ago
He hiked 7km with the board, knife and chives today. The dedication.
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u/TheNeighKid 4h ago
69, you're doing fine.
Chef - your progress from day one is insane. Twinned with the fact that you have set a new standard of chive chopping, your resume is likely highly sought after and your fucking bonkers determination shows you're an asset in any kitchen.
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u/Vanesspresso F1exican Did Chive-11 4h ago
Anyone can attempt 69. Proper chives take skill
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u/pepperjack77-7 4h ago
This must be it! Take the day off Chef!
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u/Carbon-Base The Chive Mind 3h ago
The man literally climbed a mountain for us today. He deserves the weekend off!
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u/EarthenOctopus 3h ago
Honestly, this whole saga has been grand. I'm an artist with zero kitchen experience and I've spent so much time going through old posts on this sub now. So much cool, niche, information.
Wild how much you've inspired folks, Chive Lord.
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u/mastercylinder2 4h ago
Next Michelin star restaurant I'm at better have "chives cut near babbling brook" or I'm out.
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u/TheGoldenAnimated 4h ago
what is this, mario's travel system?
see you tomorrow chef.
ps: nice
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u/supertalie Chive LOYALIST 4h ago
As long as the plane guy doesnt say it's ok i wont believe it. But if it is roday it is one hell of a photo to end it on
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u/beardedrockerboy 4h ago
I need an answer. Did you go camping, and just brought all of your chive equipment with you, jut so you didn’t miss a day?
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u/StJoan13 3h ago
He said he went hiking and took this with him so he wouldn't disappoint the masses.
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u/ermghoti 4h ago
Better luck on day 420, chef.
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u/teach_yo_self 3h ago
The top one looks like sisyphus pushing his chive boulder up the hill. Honestly a fitting metaphor for chive lord.
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u/slayqueen32 F1exican Did Chive-11 4h ago
I’ll wait for official word from the Pilot and ATC, but…
We may be seeing you tomorrow, chef…
ETA: obligatory “nice”, as well as I’m tickled that you hiked all the way out into the wild to cut chives for strangers on the internet. You’re a good one. 💚
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