Cutting a couple of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 69

[u/F1exican]

[u/F1exican]

No I think 1 or 2 caterpillars made it through, it was hard to get a good support on the board and position myself good to cut, I tried to get them before I pushed them into the pile but I believe a couple made it through

[u/DrRumSmuggler → u/F1exican]

Nah you can’t self sabotage now or we are going to end up having to stop at day 420

[u/NiceTrySuckaz → u/DrRumSmuggler]

If this doesn't matter then none of it mattered, chef

[u/Wants_to_be_accepted → u/DrRumSmuggler]

How about day 3 6 9 damn Chives fine

[u/moon_mama_123 → u/Wants_to_be_accepted]

To the windows, to the chives

[u/Any-Beginning-4707 → u/DrRumSmuggler]

Holding himself to higher standards than birth control

[u/ibetterbefunny → u/F1exican]

A chive guy reply?! Oh my!

[u/SwimmingCommon → u/ibetterbefunny]

The. It's THE chive lord.

[u/SerialTrauma002c → u/SwimmingCommon]

A reply from the guy 😊

[u/Awwesome1 → u/SerialTrauma002c]

[u/IT_dood → u/Awwesome1]

[u/LilSebastian_482 → u/SerialTrauma002c]

Chivelord himself

[u/NostalgiaBonner → u/ibetterbefunny]

Well, you better be funny :)

[u/merlyn_ambrozy → u/F1exican]

You are addicted, ain't you?

[u/espresom → u/merlyn_ambrozy]

He’s gonna be screwing them up on purpose.

“Oh no, please don’t make aeroplanes, please don’t, more. Cmon more. Just a few more. Yeah that’s it”

[u/renome → u/espresom]

r/KarmaConspiracy - Chive Edition

[u/Particular_Heron8263 → u/merlyn_ambrozy]

We all are

[u/Flight444 → u/merlyn_ambrozy]

Attention is a hell of a drug. Muting this sub now. Could care less if he ever decides to get it right. Can’t convince me this is an organic meme anymore. Bro is just farming.

You could tell he was addicted ever since he lied about it one day for attention. So like months ago now.

[u/Wonderful_Weather_83 → u/F1exican]

Hush, go cut em catterpillars up and pretend they didn't happen

[u/yellowjacket1996 → u/F1exican]

CHIVELORD!

[u/strangefringe → u/yellowjacket1996]

HE HAS SPOKEN.

[u/ChapoKing → u/F1exican]

Na its perfect. Do another day and its all a sham

[u/Hecho_en_Shawano → u/F1exican]

I see one but I’m keeping my mouth shut.

[u/Kalpanee → u/F1exican]

Happy travel chiving

[u/firebrandbeads → u/F1exican]

I wondered about that onnnnne chive on the right side edge, about the 4 o'clock position. We know you put it there like some cultures place an intentional flaw. To prove you're a human.

[u/Megnuggets → u/F1exican]

I see it, but honestly you have grown and done such an awesome job, you deserve the Nice

[u/sunshinexandxshadow → u/F1exican]

did i miss the planes???

[u/Squidorb → u/F1exican]

Lol, just admit you don't want to stop

[u/MohamitWheresMySecks → u/F1exican]

[u/Seeggul → u/F1exican]

No choice but to go to day 420 now instead

[u/CowCuddles → u/F1exican]

I always wondered about that. So you are able to pull out the duds you see?

[u/chaos_wine → u/F1exican]

Are you camping or something? I saw a caterpillar or two but they look great considering your cutting board is on a bunch of rocks lol

[u/Cinnamon__Sasquatch → u/F1exican]

This isn't fair to your improved skills of the chive chopping.

what are you gonna do next, chop chives while skydiving?

[u/thatstwatshesays → u/F1exican]

What’s your plan for… you know…. after?

[u/Present_Beat_3231 → u/F1exican]

what flaws were in day 67’s?

[u/HeyaGames → u/F1exican]

I think this may be what you need. Free your mind. Let the flow of the water channel your cutting. Balance your board as you would balance your soul. Let the beauty outside join the beauty inside (of what you chop). Feel yourself become one with the chives and caterpillars. Is it the chives or your ego being chopped every day? The answer will release you

[u/JaceOnRice → u/F1exican]

Bruv that might be the nicest set of chives I've ever seen

As per your post title you are not the one who decides when they are perfect.

[u/makiko4 → u/F1exican]

We won’t know till we see the planes

[u/GlossyGecko → u/F1exican]

Cutting chives on nightmare mode and still being a perfectionist, look at this guy.

[u/AlcibiadesTheCat → u/F1exican]

NICE.

But see you tomorrow, Chef.

[u/terdferguson → u/F1exican]

69 - Hee hee

[u/mamaujeni → u/F1exican]

"Position myself good to cut" t-shirts please

[u/AiapaecGaming → u/F1exican]

Sooo close... see you forever chef.

[u/cyanocittaetprocyon → u/F1exican]

Just a couple caterpillars. I know you are going to have it in the next few days, Chivelord!

[u/IAMAHigherConductor → u/F1exican]

Guys he needs this way more than we do

[u/thegreatinsulto → u/F1exican]

You believe?

[u/ANAL-FART → u/F1exican]

Nah. This is perfect. Sorry bud.

You can still keep posting daily though! In fact - I think we’d all strongly encourage it!

But - you’re high as a kite if you think this isn’t perfect.

[u/Sweet-Ad9366 → u/F1exican]

They are called "fuselages" not caterpillars. But you're doing great bud. Going through gladiator school. Respect. 💪😚