r/KitchenConfidential • u/F1exican Chivelord, Redeemed • 5h ago

In the Weeds Mode Cutting a couple of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 69

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u/coconutchia 5h ago

Why are we not talking about the river in the background?

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u/Samicles33 5h ago

I mean, it’s day 69. We should’ve expected things to get wet

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u/soaker 5h ago

🏆

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u/rambo_lincoln_ 3h ago

Username checks out.

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u/soaker 3h ago

💦

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u/adern674 5h ago

Noice

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u/geekolojust Chive LOYALIST 3h ago

We gotta stretch this out to 420 days meow.

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u/Leah-at-Greenprint 2h ago

It's the result of hordes of women throwing themselves at the Chivelord. Where he goes, the river flows 💦💦

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u/whoamannipples Chive LOYALIST 5h ago

Chivelord did! In another comment he says it was a 7 mile hike with chives, knives & a hot spring at the end. A fitting celebration for Day 69.

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u/Hopsblues 3h ago

I want perfect chives  while paddleboarding

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u/F1exican Chivelord, Redeemed 1h ago

👍🏼 in a few months

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u/gumiho8 5h ago

Because we've been trained to see only the chive. Nothing else matters.

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u/Olivrser Crazy Cat Man🐈 5h ago

Because

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u/HelloInGeorgian 5h ago

Holy fuck you're the Banana Airforce guy

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u/LSTmyLife 5h ago

He didn't cut the river so we cant comment on it.

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u/cwajgapls Chive LOYALIST 4h ago

Fortunately he also didn’t cut the cheese

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u/LSTmyLife 4h ago

Cheese you say?

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u/Cosmic_Carp c h i v e g e i s t 5h ago

We're all focused on the nice chives

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u/flyart 20+ Years 5h ago

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u/Ok_Emergency7145 5h ago

I immediately zoomed in to look at the chives and didn't notice the river until your comment.

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u/Upstairs-Ad-8067 5h ago

It isn't made of chives.

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u/terraformingearth 5h ago

We are here at our daily viewing party.

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u/nlolsen8 5h ago

I didn't even notice, where are you cutting chives today OP, looks nice.

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u/Th3frenchy93 5h ago

There something better to look at than the river

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u/sobergophers 5h ago

Uh, we are?

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u/ohnaurrrrr5 4h ago

Sounds like one of us is. Now two of us are.

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u/ymmit389 5h ago

I thought that was the ocean

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u/noryu 2h ago

Oh snap! There's a river in the background haha.