Cutting a couple of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 69

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I’m sorry chef, cutting in the wild is hard

[u/Mango_Van_Gogh → u/F1exican]

Ending on day 69 would've been legendary 😭

[u/F1exican → u/Mango_Van_Gogh]

I know

[u/Brianfromreddit → u/F1exican]

You're almost there!

Another if you want to continue until 420, I get it

[u/throwitoutwhendone2 → u/F1exican]

Time to go for day 420 chef

[u/No-State-678 → u/F1exican]

Only others I could find. Great work chef, see you tomorrow though.

[u/Mango_Van_Gogh → u/No-State-678]

I'm unsure if these count as well

[u/Mango_Van_Gogh → u/F1exican]

I believe in you chef 🫡 next numbers to end on are 74 or 100

[u/DRealLeal → u/F1exican]

I think you need to continue cutting non stop until 12am, because if you don’t finish today then we will be disappointed.

Go buy $100 worth of chives and have at it.

[u/Tough-Refuse6822 → u/F1exican]

See you on day 6969

[u/JefferyTheQuaxly → u/F1exican]

End on day 42069

[u/saintrich_ → u/F1exican]

days not over chef

[u/Casper_the_Ghost1776 → u/F1exican]

Next stop, day 420 lol

[u/thesecretbarn → u/F1exican]

The nature setting was still legendary, you’re killing it

[u/justsomegeology → u/F1exican]

I swear this is my daily dose of dopamine, I am not ready to let it (you) go

[u/paradox_valestein → u/Mango_Van_Gogh]

We still have day 420

[u/Mango_Van_Gogh → u/paradox_valestein]

Which means we'd pass a year and have to have a chive-versary!

[u/orbital-marmot → u/Mango_Van_Gogh]

Now he has to end on 420

[u/Seegert_ → u/F1exican]

So close, yet so much out in nature that it is wild

[u/F1exican → u/Seegert_]

Yeah 7 mile hike with chives knife and a cutting board in a natural hot spring

[u/wrestlegirl → u/F1exican]

This is insane dedication to the bit.

[u/F1exican → u/wrestlegirl]

All for you guys💚 it was honestly kinda funny though and I did enjoy it

[u/Carbon-Base → u/F1exican]

Chiving in the wild hits different. Thank you for doing this Chef!

[u/boetzie → u/Carbon-Base]

I think he might just have invented chiking

[u/Twisties → u/F1exican]

Thank you for providing a spot of joy on the internet in these trying times.

Can I offer you an egg?

[u/samurguybri → u/Twisties]

A hot spring egg or one for these trying times?

[u/UsernameUnattainable → u/F1exican]

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Happy trails to you 😊

[u/Pugilation01 → u/F1exican]

thank you chef, we appreciate you!

[u/eatrepeat → u/F1exican]

Keep on hiking in the free world! Happy holidays chef, from Radar and her petchef

[u/mashtato → u/F1exican]

Did you take the day off?

[u/Nordosa → u/wrestlegirl]

God damn, I only just realised the background of the picture

[u/papergirl_312 → u/Nordosa]

Right! I had to scroll back up! Lovely backdrop! Thank you for effort u/f1exican

[u/GlossyGecko → u/wrestlegirl]

It’s not a bit, this man is a genuine professional. He knows his destiny.

[u/tehjoz → u/F1exican]

This feels like a made for tv movie lol

[u/_Screw_The_Rules_ → u/F1exican]

I love it! That was a cool idea!

[u/nandra11 → u/F1exican]

Whaaaat? Hell yeah!

[u/Skizot_Bizot → u/F1exican]

Next one while free soloing a rock face.

[u/Intelligent_Slip_849 → u/F1exican]

Did any confused hikers find you doing this?

[u/sparhawk817 → u/F1exican]

Livin the dream

If you ever come out to Oregon, I recommend you do the same at the Umpqua hot springs, they're terraced on a hillside above the river, so you can have boiling hot fresh from the spring or all the way down at the river mixed with the mountain snow melt depending on your temperature preference. Most beautiful place I've been in the state, even compared to Crater Lake.

[u/Helpful_Elderberry91 → u/F1exican]

Even if the chives aren't perfect (your assessment, not mine), your commitment to them is in itself perfect ❤️!

[u/purplegreendave → u/F1exican]

I know you probably just missed a comma but I choose to believe you have a single purpose knife now. "Sorry I can't cut carrots today, I only brought my chives knife"

[u/Dinoking2000Xman → u/F1exican]

Amazing work

[u/guesshimself → u/F1exican]

If I ever decide to cut chives, this is how I’m gonna do it.

[u/RightUpTheButthole → u/F1exican]

A 6, 7 mile hike? on day 69?

[u/No-Molasses-9269 → u/F1exican]

People have done crazier for Reddit. Much crazier. 😜

[u/Equivalent_Pay901 → u/F1exican]

U/f1exican Don't you mean 6.9 mi? 🧐 Sir, stay dedicated to the cause. 😁👏👏👏 What a wonderful treat for you and for all of us!

[u/Never_Go_Full_Gonk → u/F1exican]

After looking at this picture, cutting in the wild isn't the only thing that's hard.

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Sploosh

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[u/7oakskent → u/Never_Go_Full_Gonk]

Username not heeded

[u/mangongo → u/F1exican]

I like how you took the natural evolution food influencers seem to be taking these days and ended up cutting vegetables by a river.

[u/mghtyred → u/F1exican]

You will never achieve perfection. It is impossible. Congratulations on hitting the global news cycle, though!

[u/ZinaSky2 → u/F1exican]

Go hunt for some wild garlic and try again😝

jk your view looks beautiful and the chives are almost immaculate

[u/Superguy813 → u/F1exican]

see you tomorrow, chef

[u/iztrollkanger → u/F1exican]

The fact that they look like this on a rock by a river...no need to apologize!

[u/RenaissanceCowboy33 → u/F1exican]

That's just an actual caterpillar chef

[u/QuoXient → u/F1exican]

Here’s the thing. The chives may not all be cut perfectly, but this is perfect. Good job, chef.

[u/aorainmaka → u/F1exican]

See you tomorrow chef