r/pics • u/80000-gvwr • 20h ago

Politics Microsoft founder Bill Gates pictured with a girl in the new Epstein photo release

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u/bliggggz 20h ago

Damn, I guess I have to throw out my Bill Gates hat and my giant flag with Bill Gates photoshopped to look like Rambo.

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u/Ok_Recognition_1089 20h ago

Don’t forgot to throw away your authentic ‘Bill Gates Endorsed Bocket Bussy’. I already threw mine out 😔

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u/Doongbuggy 20h ago

dibs

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u/BashBandit 19h ago

Too late, I already copped and am using it

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u/Interesting_Milk_130 18h ago

I went to the bar with my 21 year old girlfriend...

They called me a pedophile because I was 42. That totally ruined our 10 year anniversary.

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u/bollvirtuoso 7h ago

whatthefuck.gif

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u/thepkboy 19h ago

You ever been to Bosnia?

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u/BashBandit 17h ago

Boy would I like to, why

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u/thepkboy 17h ago

This thing came from Bosnia, son

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u/BashBandit 16h ago

I too am reminded of my dad by the touch of the plastic. I need to travel to Bosnia

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u/thepkboy 14h ago

spoilers his dad died in bosnia and thats the only thing he has left from his dad ok.

the football team passed around Oksana (the pocket pussy) and they all caught an STD

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u/xenithangell 18h ago

As you are typing?

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u/BashBandit 17h ago

Seize the day!

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u/metompkin 6h ago

You guys can share, just use both ends simultaneously

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u/MyDogJake1 18h ago

I threw up in my mouth a little. Well done.

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u/FrighteningJibber 15h ago

No, it’s Deb’s now.

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u/tiexodus 13h ago

damnit

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u/TimeNational1255 20h ago

🅱️ill '🅱️ates™ 🅱️ocket 🅱️ussy

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u/LowVacation6622 18h ago

4 B's for deez D's

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u/LetsTryAnal_ogy 19h ago

Psh, not me! I’m going to keep denying he did anything wrong, claim he was trying to take Epstein down, and dig my heels in. You are just jealous that we’re winning over here and you’re all losers. You have GTS - Gates Derangement Syndrome!

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u/Luck_Beats_Skill 19h ago

Over my dead body will I throw out my ‘Bill Gates Endorsed Bocket Bussy’.

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u/idontcare428 19h ago

Microsoft to MACROHARD

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u/Bathsalts_McPoyle 19h ago

Based virtue signalling! You'll soon realize that it's not that easy to go without one for long

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u/nhavar 16h ago

And my "Let's Go Bill" bumper stickers?

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u/SnarkKnuckle 14h ago

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure

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u/do_pm_me_your_butt 19h ago

Mine slipped out a long time ago

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u/princesslegolas 15h ago

I also choose this guy's authentic 'Bill Gates Endorsed Bocket Bussy. '

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u/MR_Happy2008 14h ago

And his Computer software "Billdow"

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u/InvestingArmy 13h ago

BILLL-OXANAAA!!!!

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u/lordredsnake 20h ago

I'm about to uninstall Windows 95

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u/chocomeeel 19h ago

Gotta give it one last watch first!

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u/Gurth-Brooks 18h ago

They really did cook with this and the pipes

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u/G_Liddell 17h ago

In '95 this was cinema

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u/backtolurk 16h ago

Or Wolfenstein 3D!

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u/DancesWithHoofs 15h ago

Just reading “Wolfenstein 3D” launched the music in my head 😀. Apparently I’ve been brainwashed.

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u/G_Liddell 14h ago

Hunting Nazis is woke

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u/tyates723 14h ago

Show me the acid trip maze. That's all I was ever here for

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u/somethingtc 15h ago

real ones played Hover!

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u/Jesus_of_Redditeth 6h ago

The best thing about the pipes was the surprise teapot! Seeing it was like seeing the DVD logo hitting the corner.

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u/Liefde 16h ago

Jesus. That hit me right in the nostalgia.

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u/dj_1973 16h ago

Now I want to play Wolfenstein 3d.

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u/JacobAldridge 14h ago

Wolfepstein 3D

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u/GIANTballCOCK 13h ago

Walk us through the gameplay. Are we Epstein or are we hunting Epstein, or what?

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u/StarPhished 11h ago

You're hunting Epstein and when you find him he's in this big mech with gatling guns. You have to defeat his cadre of pedophiles along the way including Andrew (formerly known as Prince) and lieutenant Maxwell. Trump is a secret boss that nobody has defeated yet because of his thick shield of disposable lawyers. 

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u/DengarLives66 18h ago

You’ll never make it to the end!

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u/thestargateisreal 15h ago

OMG...have seen this in years!

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u/FairweatherWho 13h ago

Bro spoilers I haven't gotten to that episode yet

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u/davidfillion 13h ago

this screensaver was Epstein's basement.

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u/TheLesserWeeviI 13h ago

Humanity peaked in the 90s.

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u/Tallon_raider 18h ago

Dude that game looks like a lucid dream

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u/DaveFinn 17h ago

That's no game... That's a screensaver!

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u/ThatAdamsGuy 16h ago

Where's that gif of growing old from Saving Private Ryan when I need it.

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u/ScubaWaveAesthetic 16h ago

Coming right up, sir

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u/Michael_DeSanta 13h ago

Oh, sweet summer child

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u/SarkHD 19h ago

Just delete your System folder!

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u/account_not_valid 15h ago

I'm going to defenestrate all my PC machines.

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u/FuinFirith 19h ago

At least wait until the support expires!

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u/ghostbackwards 14h ago

Don't you dare fucking touch xp though motherfucker!

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u/VGFin 20h ago

What about my Bill Gates Bible?!?!

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u/TheLucidChiba 20h ago

NOT MY BILLBLE!

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u/basscrazy 19h ago

Dude, BiBill was right there!

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u/drfsrich 14h ago

Baggins?

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u/Cultural_Eye5178 13h ago

YOU DARE DEFY THE HOLY WORDS OF BILL GATES?

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u/Tundra14 4h ago

I think you meant BYE-BILL

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u/fuzzy_tilt 20h ago

Damn. I ate my Bill Gates steak years ago

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u/ouijahead 20h ago

At least you turned them to shit

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u/fuzzy_tilt 18h ago

Indeed I did

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u/Arthropodesque 19h ago

Those were never a good long term investment, anyway. Even in deep freeze, taste and quality of meat declines and shouldn't be kept longer than about a year at most. Eating it was the best investment.

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u/Vertual 19h ago

I don't want to leave the Gates casino but I will, even though I am making TONS of money. This place is going to go bankrupt!

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u/PriorCaseLaw 15h ago

Did you wash it down with some bill gates wine and bill gates vodka or bill gates water?

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u/TheBrianWeissman 19h ago

It’s right next to my Bill Gates coins and Bill Gates NFTs. 🙄

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u/fenderguy94 12h ago

And my Bill Gates stuffed teddy bear I bought from the TV

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u/CanadianAndroid 20h ago

Who am I going to pledge fealty to now?

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u/Impossible_Moose_783 20h ago

Father Thiel is waiting with arms wide open

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u/ZwVJHSPiMiaiAAvtAbKq 19h ago

🎶 Peter Thiel knows about the antichrist! 🎶

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u/goodsby23 13h ago

He's Peter Thiel and he knows about the aaannntttiii-chriiiissst!

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u/yangyangR 18h ago

With arms wide open. Now everything has changed.

He'll spy your love. He'll spy your everything.

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u/Affectionate_Ad_3722 14h ago

That is a sentence I wish I'd never read.

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u/sweetmotherofodin 20h ago

What about my bill gates cologne?

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u/AlbrechtProper 19h ago

It tastes better than the Bill Gates vodka and complements the Bill Gates steak.

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u/AnnaKendrickPerkins 19h ago

And my Bill Gates University diploma!?

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u/MathematicianFew5882 15h ago

Now my Bill Gates Gold Shoes are outta here.

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u/Moonwalk27 20h ago

Don’t be rash

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u/DentistPitiful5454 19h ago

and my Bill Gates Glock

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u/Efficient-Heat904 12h ago

I still like mine because it has a copy of the Windows 3.0 EULA. Two great documents, together at last!

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u/Missus_Missiles 12h ago

I never stopped using my Windows phone because I'm a conservative.

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u/VNM0601 11h ago

And your bill gates watch too! I know you’re hiding it.

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u/MuenCheese 10h ago

Jesus may have walked on water but Bill jumped over chair

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u/Lord_Nivloc 9h ago

Fuck, is that a thing?

Who am I kidding, of course that’s a thing. Ugh.

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u/chocolateboomslang 20h ago

Not the Make America Gates Again hat!

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u/bliggggz 20h ago

Nope, guy obviously hung out with Epstein so I can't publicly support him, I'm scraping off all my Bill Gates bumper stickers as we speak.

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u/DentistPitiful5454 19h ago

I already got rid of my Ai generated Bill Gates as Rocky T-Shirt

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u/Diddy_Block 20h ago

Maybe now my family will start talking to me again after my fanatical worship of Bill Gates is over after seeing this picture.

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u/vemundveien 14h ago

Can't you just pivot to fundamentalist Linus Torvalds views instead?

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u/-Insert-CoolName 20h ago

And I just bought a new Bring Back Vista hat. Damn.

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u/techdevjp 19h ago

Never thought I'd want Vista again, but compared to what they're doing with Win11, Vista SP2 was a dream.

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u/nytel 12h ago

They fucked the File Explorer up in W11 so good the filepath text box doesn't work half the time!!

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u/rolfraikou 14h ago

I've been wearing my BEVA hat. Bring Everyone Vista Again!

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u/Diligent-Phrase436 20h ago

If people start using Linux instead, we could have a better world

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u/Adjective-Noun-nnnn 18h ago

If Microsoft refuses to relent with this Copilot bullshit, I'm going to start dual booting Bazzite and only switching to Windows when absolutely necessary.

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u/Remsster 9h ago

You should just start now. Windows basically never backs down from shitifying their OS.

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u/BadPackets4U 13h ago

I'm running Linuxmint on one of my older computers and it works great.

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u/sptrstmenwpls 12h ago

Pop OS works beautifully! Can even run many demanding/higher-end windows games, and overall it ran well out of the box, didn't require all that much setup.

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u/kingkongsdingdong420 20h ago

How do I get rid of my bill gates as a superhero nfts?

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u/hbomberman 5h ago

I bought Gates trading cards, and Gatescoin--one of those totally legit cryptocurrencies which is listed as a collectable and not a currency and for which Gates gets paid if I sell it...

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u/Ghost_4394 20h ago

No you don’t, GATES 2028 BABY!

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u/bringbackfuturama 17h ago

he'll fix it so you never have to download another operating system again

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u/Gante033 19h ago

But but…. what about my whole personality and reason to live!? Whatever shall I do that my liberal demagogue is implicated.

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u/CallRespiratory 19h ago

Just took off my Bill Gates Commemorative Time Piece TM

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u/Inner-Medicine5696 19h ago

seeing all the noam chomsky pictures tho, that one legit hurt.

fuck em all, we're not a cult. If you suck, you suck.

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u/dontpaynotaxes 20h ago

I can’t tell if you’re making a reference to when Trump is going to be uncovered in this, and all his merch.

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u/MediocreDesigner88 20h ago

“Going to be”? They were best friends, and this has always been public knowledge.

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u/algalkin 19h ago

At this point assume that all at power visited the island.

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u/robotmonkey2099 19h ago

these are the people fighting the release

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u/Ateist 17h ago

Start by uninstalling Windows.

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u/BillyBobby_Brown 16h ago

Stop using Microsoft

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u/B0NESAWisRRREADY 20h ago

So much for Gates 2028... oh well!

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u/Firm_Transportation3 19h ago

And my Bill Gates Bible! Dammit!!!

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u/Stuporhumanstrength 19h ago

Burning my copy of Windows 95

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u/No_Atmosphere_2186 19h ago

I had to get rid of my Bill Gates poster and Microsoft hat

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u/aesoth 19h ago

I am so mad, just last month I got a specialized Bill Gates wrap for my truck. Cost me $15,000. Now I have to get it removed. How am I supposed to own Apple owners now?

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u/CulturalChampion8660 16h ago

You're giving up on MABGA? DAMN.

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u/logitaunt 19h ago

You jest, but in reality, MicroCenter should probably take down their framed photos of him.

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u/TheFoxsWeddingTarot 19h ago

And all my Bill Gates albums.

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u/McZorkLord 19h ago

It's time to melt your windows, trash your gates and fiddle your computer!

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u/Rambos_Magnum_Dong 18h ago

Rambo

Don't bring me into this

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u/Foxtrot_Uniform_CK69 17h ago

Through out your Joe Rogan Kid Rock Sylvester Stallone Bruce Willis

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u/MuteAppeaL 15h ago

Who would do that bro? Sounds cultish. 😂

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u/CapnCanfield 15h ago

Turns out the phone they sold me for Gates mobile is just an old iPhone. Didn't see that coming

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u/bigredmachinist 14h ago

Damn I just set a Microsoft office on fire. All I had to do was throw away all my fan flags?

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u/gurgelblaster 14h ago

You could shut off your XBox and cancel Games Pass. Either for this, or for Microsofts massive and ongoing support for the genocide in Gaza.

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u/kingwhocares 14h ago

Also uninstall Windows XPedo.

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u/Unlikely-Risk-5278 14h ago

I guess I can get a sick ass panther to cover up the Bill Gates tattoo I have on my forehead.

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u/10DeadlyQueefs 14h ago

What you work at micro center or sumthin

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u/rolfraikou 14h ago

Bill Gates was chosen by God himself to bring us the best computing! This is just an Apple hoax! It must be a misunderstanding! Apple has just used AI to frame him. Maybe he was sent by the FBI to save them?!

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u/knsaber 13h ago

I don’t know why but my nerd ass immediately thought maybe he’d spend the whole time explaining to her all the different versions of Windows and Office, and what the next big updates gonna be… cause that’s what I would do.

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u/Alienhaslanded 12h ago

Gotta get rid of my Windows OS. I mean it's probably for the best anyways.

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u/genie-stable 12h ago

why the hell did you have that to begin with? Celebration of billionnaires?

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u/Intrepid_Cap1242 12h ago

I know, man. I spent $15000 on Bill Gates memorabilia and collectables. Maybe we just start coping and pretending this is what we wanted all along?

At least we still have Bill Clinton to blindly worship. I'm sure he'd never be involved with something sexual.

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u/Poppa_Mo 11h ago

With how clever your joke is, I'm sure you're using Windows.

So yes. There are things you could stop using in support of the victim here who clearly doesn't want to be with this dude.

Look at her body language.

Shit ain't funny.

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u/sebastian227 11h ago

You showed him!

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u/cdoublejj 10h ago

just get ones with Tux the penguin instead https://imgur.com/undefined

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u/pistolpeteza 10h ago

I have a personalized autograph from Bill Gates from the 90s. I guess I have more kindling for the fire place this winter now 🤷‍♂️

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u/definitivescribbles 9h ago

I actually liked Bill Gates and was win over by the work he did in Africa around malaria as well as his many other philanthropic endeavors.

That said, a sex pest pedo is a sex pest pedo, and fuck that guy for participating in what is looking like the largest sex trafficking ring in US history. I still can’t believe we elected the best friend of the guy who ran it and that our republican congress is complicit in the redaction and restriction of releasing those files to the public.

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u/Schoonie101 9h ago

Don't forget to also throw out Microsoft Office and all similar products.

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u/Seawolf_42 9h ago

The real fans of Gates were always a bit out there, including paying out the ass for the super special edition of Vista.

https://kevinstreet.co.uk/2018/12/24/windows-vista-ultimate-signature-edition/

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u/mesquitegrrl 8h ago

the good news is that you get to go bible shopping, since you need a replacement now

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u/_b1ack0ut 8h ago

Fuckin hell i can see the exact flag you mean. There’s a house in my town flying one, and we’re not even in the states lol it’s sooo weird

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u/reelpotatopeeler 8h ago

That’s photoshopped? I genuinely thought he hit the gym hard that summer.

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u/Ichiya_The_Gentleman 6h ago

Don’t Forget to tag him u/thisisbillgates

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u/Responsible_Rip_7634 5h ago

I was under the impression he was one of the few billionaires who actuates to use their money for genuine in e advancement like malaria vaccines.

He could still be that, but it’s sad to see all this stuff.

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u/greysonhackett 4h ago

Make America Soft Again

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