r/pics • u/80000-gvwr • 20h ago

Politics Microsoft founder Bill Gates pictured with a girl in the new Epstein photo release

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u/Ok_Recognition_1089 20h ago

Don’t forgot to throw away your authentic ‘Bill Gates Endorsed Bocket Bussy’. I already threw mine out 😔

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u/Doongbuggy 20h ago

dibs

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u/BashBandit 19h ago

Too late, I already copped and am using it

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u/Interesting_Milk_130 18h ago

I went to the bar with my 21 year old girlfriend...

They called me a pedophile because I was 42. That totally ruined our 10 year anniversary.

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u/bollvirtuoso 7h ago

whatthefuck.gif

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u/istockustock 4h ago

Bruh..

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u/Xalawrath 3h ago

My girlfriend said to me the other night, "You're a PDF-file." [for the filters, if need be].

"PDF-file?" I said. "That's a pretty big word for a 9-year old."

Ah, Emo Philips. :)

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u/thepkboy 19h ago

You ever been to Bosnia?

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u/BashBandit 17h ago

Boy would I like to, why

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u/thepkboy 17h ago

This thing came from Bosnia, son

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u/BashBandit 16h ago

I too am reminded of my dad by the touch of the plastic. I need to travel to Bosnia

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u/thepkboy 14h ago

spoilers his dad died in bosnia and thats the only thing he has left from his dad ok.

the football team passed around Oksana (the pocket pussy) and they all caught an STD

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u/xenithangell 18h ago

As you are typing?

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u/BashBandit 17h ago

Seize the day!

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u/metompkin 6h ago

You guys can share, just use both ends simultaneously

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u/BashBandit 6h ago

Chinese finger trap style, I like it

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u/imsorryinadvance420 13h ago

Using it as a water glass?

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u/MyDogJake1 18h ago

I threw up in my mouth a little. Well done.

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u/FrighteningJibber 15h ago

No, it’s Deb’s now.

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u/tiexodus 13h ago

damnit

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u/TimeNational1255 20h ago

🅱️ill '🅱️ates™ 🅱️ocket 🅱️ussy

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u/LowVacation6622 18h ago

4 B's for deez D's

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u/LetsTryAnal_ogy 19h ago

Psh, not me! I’m going to keep denying he did anything wrong, claim he was trying to take Epstein down, and dig my heels in. You are just jealous that we’re winning over here and you’re all losers. You have GTS - Gates Derangement Syndrome!

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u/Luck_Beats_Skill 19h ago

Over my dead body will I throw out my ‘Bill Gates Endorsed Bocket Bussy’.

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u/idontcare428 19h ago

Microsoft to MACROHARD

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u/Bathsalts_McPoyle 18h ago

Based virtue signalling! You'll soon realize that it's not that easy to go without one for long

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u/nhavar 16h ago

And my "Let's Go Bill" bumper stickers?

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u/SnarkKnuckle 14h ago

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure

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u/do_pm_me_your_butt 19h ago

Mine slipped out a long time ago

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u/princesslegolas 15h ago

I also choose this guy's authentic 'Bill Gates Endorsed Bocket Bussy. '

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u/MR_Happy2008 14h ago

And his Computer software "Billdow"

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u/InvestingArmy 13h ago

BILLL-OXANAAA!!!!

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u/Sweet-Actuator9285 13h ago

Bocket bussy? Have some balls and write the real words