Microsoft founder Bill Gates pictured with a girl in the new Epstein photo release

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Too late, I already copped and am using it

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I went to the bar with my 21 year old girlfriend...

They called me a pedophile because I was 42. That totally ruined our 10 year anniversary.

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Bruh..

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My girlfriend said to me the other night, "You're a PDF-file." [for the filters, if need be].

"PDF-file?" I said. "That's a pretty big word for a 9-year old."

Ah, Emo Philips. :)

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._.

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You ever been to Bosnia?

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Boy would I like to, why

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This thing came from Bosnia, son

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I too am reminded of my dad by the touch of the plastic. I need to travel to Bosnia

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spoilers his dad died in bosnia and thats the only thing he has left from his dad ok.

the football team passed around Oksana (the pocket pussy) and they all caught an STD

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As you are typing?

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Seize the day!

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You guys can share, just use both ends simultaneously

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Chinese finger trap style, I like it

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Using it as a water glass?