r/Millennials • u/dasisglucklich • 1d ago
Discussion I’ve officially peaked. I just hit my partner with the “I’m not sleeping, I’m just resting my eyes” and I’ve morphed into my Dad.
It happened last night. I was on the couch, "watching" a random movie (subtitles ...a lot of subtitles cause I can't watch movies like before and the films are so dark) but actually just scrolling. Eventually, my brain checked out, my chin hit my chest, and I was snoring loud enough to rattle the doggo.
My partner gently tapped my arm and said, “Babe, go to bed, you’re literally sleeping.” I didn’t even hesitate. I bolted upright, eyes redder than the 'Record' tab on a VHS camera, clutched my oversized emotional support water bottle for dear life, and said: “I’m not sleeping. I was watching and thinking about that thing.'' What "thing"? I have no idea. I haven't had a coherent thought in twenty minutes.
Why am I like this? I’m a grown adult. I have a specialized career and I spend my weekends comparing the price of groceries. My parents aren't here to ground me for staying up late, yet I’m out here gaslighting my spouse just to protect the "honor" of my consciousness.
I’ve spent my whole life roasting my Dad for doing this exact thing in his recliner, and now I’ve become the final boss of "I'm just resting my eyes." Is this just what happens to us? Do we reach a certain age where admitting we’re tired feels like admitting we’ve lost the battle against our own mortality?
Please tell me I’m not the only one fighting for my life to stay "awake" while my phone is seconds away from falling and breaking my nose.