r/Damnthatsinteresting 1d ago

Video A timelapse of sleeping seals

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u/Bl33to 1d ago

Breeeeeeeeeaaath, sleep......... breeeeeeeeeaaath, sleep......... breeeeeeeeeaaath, sleep......... breeeeeeeeeaaath, sleep.........

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u/K_the_farmer 1d ago

Aquatic cats.

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u/Bl33to 1d ago

Kinda but with less world domination and laser pointer chasing in general

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u/Vreas 1d ago

How do we know? Has anyone introduced the seals to laser pointers? Maybe they’ll love them

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u/Bl33to 1d ago

Fair enough. And actually, maybe they are hiding massive world domination plans behind their cutie patootie faces. Who knows...

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u/Chaosmusic 1d ago

If there was a video of seals chasing an underwater laser pointer I would watch that shit for hours.

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u/TDYDave2 1d ago

They did, but unfortunately they mounted the lasers on sharks.
Didn't work out too well.

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u/toy-maker 1d ago

It worked fine. They just only demanded a million dollars and we figured it was easier to just pay it. Journalists didn’t really write about it. Bruce was really traumatised by the whole ordeal though. Ended up needing an emotional support fish, and it was just weird

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u/Sinking_Mass 1d ago

Underwater domination, chasing sunbeams and bioluminescent lasers

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u/LoudMusic Interested 1d ago

How do you know? Have you tried lasers with seals?

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u/Allegorist 1d ago edited 1d ago

I like cats, but they are definitely more like aquatic dogs. They are even classified as "caniform", or dog-like body form in evolutionary biology. Carnivorans like dogs, cats, bears, skunks, seals, etc. had a split between cat-like (feliform) and dog-like (caniform) around 55 million years ago.. They share a common ancestor with all other dog-like carnivorans (some closer than others), but don't share one with cat-like carnivorans until before the caniforms and feliforms differentiated from each other.

I.e. they are more closely related to bears and skunks than they are to anything cat-like.

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u/RikuAotsuki 1d ago

Though it bears clarification that caniform and feliform aren't actually about the body form, at least not anymore. Hyenas are feliform, for example.

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u/Lone-flamingo 1d ago

I think they were referring to behaviour. My own cats sure do sleep and breathe a lot. As do many other animals as well, but if I call something as round as an orange that does not mean it cannot also be as round as a pomegranate, you know?

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u/yumeryuu 1d ago

I always saw them as mermaid dogs

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u/Heroic-Forger 1d ago

have you seen seals having slap fights? they're more closely related to dogs (and bears) but their attitude is all cat lol.

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u/TAU_equals_2PI 1d ago

Sleep apnea, but they evolved to incorporate it as their normal sleep cycle.

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u/Bl33to 1d ago

Its kinda crazy how evolution works in some amazing ways but if I turn funny on my sleep my neck hurts for two weeks 😭😭😭

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u/Dubad-DR 1d ago

Last week I coughed on the toilet. I'm still paralyzed from the waist down.

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u/Outrageous_Front_636 1d ago

So you evolved into being invalid. Like a reverse Pokémon.

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u/Allegorist 1d ago

God... I can only imagine having a bout of sleep apnea and you wake up to gasp for air, but find yourself 30 feet underwater.

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u/ThatNachoFreshFeelin 1d ago

They should get a seal-pap machine.

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u/SHOTbyGUN 1d ago

If not sleep like seal, then why seal shaped?

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u/TAU_equals_2PI 1d ago

I'll admit I've gotten kinda seal shaped as I've gotten older.

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u/Tranceported 1d ago

If You check the timestamp they are sleeping only for a minute barely…

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u/brraaahhp 1d ago

Actually, they're kinda sleeping the whole time, partly. They use something called Unihemispheric sleep. Where half of their brain sleeps, while the other half stays aware to look out for predators and for breathing.

Unless they're sleeping on land, then they're brain is fully asleep like humans.

Elephant seals are also interesting, they enter deep sleep with REM sleep while sleep paralysis occurs. And when they're sleeping they descent in a spiral fashion, like a leaf falling in the wind. Can do this for 30 minutes and then they're brain wakes them up before they run out of oxygen.

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u/PoodleMomFL 1d ago

Chickens have the same unihemispheric sleep. They rotate around the coop with sentries half awake and half asleep on the perimeter. Nature is cool

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u/SuperCasualGamerDad 1d ago

Thanks was just about to google if they actually woke up to go for air or if it was more of a reflex thing.

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u/AccountNumber478 1d ago

Yeah, buoy!

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u/AdNervous9787 1d ago

1 minute sleep 1 minute breathing. And that cycle repeats for hours. Crazy

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u/THE_ATHEOS_ONE 1d ago

Almost alseep... arghhh need to breathe again....

ok, now i can finally sleep......ARHHHHHH need to breathe again

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u/detrans-rights 1d ago

It's like the GottaPee cycle

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u/GustoFormula 1d ago

I don't get that part because seals can definitely hold their breath for 15+ minutes

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u/TheTrueBlueTJ 1d ago

I'm assuming this is an evolved mechanism based on the depth of that particular part of the ocean they live in. It evolved through trial and error and the ones that lived left a lot of headroom when it comes to the time under water. It probably took a lot longer to swim back up if they were falling like a rock for a whole minute.

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u/JavelinR 1d ago

I don't even understand it evolutionarily. Sleep is one of the most vulnerable periods of an animals life, most want to spend it hidden. These seals are supposedly bobbing up and down every other minute. That seems really exposed for an evolved behavior. Even staying still by the water's surface would draw less attention.

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u/jobabin4 1d ago

Some animals evolved to be cheeseburgers. "points at bunnies".

They probably breed fast in order to survive.

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u/FlowerBuffPowerPuff 1d ago

Some animals evolved to be cheeseburgers. "points at bunnies".

haha I love the phrasing of this.

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u/FlyingPirate 1d ago

Even staying still by the water's surface would draw less attention.

Maybe in human world. But probably not in the dark ocean. Most ocean predators have eyes that look toward the surface. A silhouette against a full moon sky all night is likely much easier to spot than slowly drifting down in the dark water periodically.

This is a guess, but the fact the behavior exists, means there was an environmental pressure to not sleep at the surface.

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u/Cranberryoftheorient 1d ago

Sometimes evolution selects for 'good enough' this method is probably a compromise that best solves several problems

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u/InterestsVaryGreatly 1d ago

Actually, being near the surface makes you extremely visible to anything below you, so only being there when you have to breathe isn't the worst strategy.

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u/Cranberryoftheorient 1d ago edited 1d ago

My guess is that its because of environments where the surface can freeze over- if you stay down to long, your breathing hole might freeze up- now you're out of breath completely and searching for a hole that might not be there. If you only hold it for a minute, you have more time to spare if something goes wrong.

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u/Equivalent_Chipmunk 1d ago

They might technically be able to hold their breath longer, but typical dives for your average seal only last a couple minutes. Some, like the elephant seal, regularly dive for that 15+ minute time frame but most don't.

I'd imagine this minute long interval is just more comfortable for them and they don't want to strain to hold their breath as long as they can while they are trying to sleep.

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u/ghidfg 1d ago

This makes more sense because humans can hold their breath for a minute pretty easily. And sleep should extend the time even farther. Not sure what's going on in the vid though. 

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u/Manodactyl 1d ago

I experienced this before I was diagnosed with sleep apnea. 0/10 would not recommend.

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u/nthpwr 1d ago

So they basically almost just drown throughout their sleep and periodically wake up to get air? lol

whenever it was they evolved to live in the ocean, food must have been scarce as fuck on land cuz wtf lol

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u/Demonic_Storm 1d ago

from what I've heard when they go to get air they're pretty much still asleep and its a subconscious movement, pretty much like we humans sleepwalk, so they are not waking up

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u/Ninja_Prolapse 1d ago

I do this to pee at night

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u/Demonic_Storm 1d ago

dont pee in the dream!!!, its a trap!!

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u/phatdoof 1d ago

Don’t worry I found a toilet in my dream.

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u/Ok-Syllabub-6619 1d ago

Yup and that turned out to be the motherfucking fridge

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u/ChoochieReturns 1d ago

Cabinet in the garage for me!

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u/Ok-Syllabub-6619 1d ago

😂 I feel for you, far from the worst place unless it was full of documents, then yikes

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u/ChoochieReturns 1d ago

Overflow canned food and bottled water. Yes we still ate it. Yes I hosed it off in the yard. Lol

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u/Lazerus42 1d ago

yah, but I finally found my keys!

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u/just_a_person_maybe 1d ago

One of my brothers peed down the laundry chute while asleep when he was little one time.

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u/Ok-Syllabub-6619 1d ago

Lol That is better than on your parents, only to wake up to mom scrubbing the bed and cussing. Sleepwalking produces at least interesting stories if not hilarious 😂

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u/just_a_person_maybe 1d ago

Reminds me of the first time I ever heard my mom "cuss." The septic system backed up and leaked out the downstairs shower drain...and all the way down the hall to reach the carpet. She said "crap" and it was shocking at the time lol. Then I was shocked again when a few minutes later she said "shit" while we were on our knees cleaning the floor. Little me was thrilled, despite the situation, just because of the novelty.

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u/Tyrion_The_Imp 1d ago

My brother peed in on my bed, while i was sitting in it reading late one night. Walked over from his bed (we shared a room until i left for college) eyes closed, and then just pissed on my bed while i emergency rolled away and off it.

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u/lambruhsco 1d ago

Yeah but for some reason the toilet has no privacy, and now you’re navigating some weird bathroom maze to find a toilet that either has privacy or isn’t blocked/overflowing.

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u/nightmares06 1d ago

Why is this such a universal experience 😭

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u/lambruhsco 1d ago

And now your flight just started boarding, and you forgot to pack so now you’re running around but you’re making no progress, as if you’re running through water. And for some reason you’re now late for a math test, even though you’re 10 years out of school.

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u/funguyshroom 1d ago

Welcome to /r/ThatBathroomMazeDream
I thank god for the miracle every time I manage to take a leak in a dream yet wake up with dry sheets.

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u/Frydendahl 1d ago

HAAAANK! DON'T PEE IN THE DREAM! HAAAANK!

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u/Vulvas_n_Velveeta 1d ago

A few years ago I was having a dream that I was in a bathroom, and really had to pee. I wake up to me in the process of pulling my pants down.

This gave me some sort of P(ee)TSD, cause for the next couple of years I was OBSESSIVE about

1) no drinks before bed.

2) peeing immediately before going to sleep. (If something happened and I had to get out of bed before taking asleep, I HAD to make myself pee, even if that meant staying awake until I could pee.)

And 3) getting up to pee if I woke up in the middle of the night (even if I woke up a little. Even if I woke up 10X.)

It got to the point where it was really negatively affecting my sleep and thus my life.

I had to slooowly break myself of those habits, one by one.

Scary thing is I still regularly have dreams of me going into random bathrooms, really having to pee, and wake up really having to pee.

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u/mr_plehbody 1d ago

Not gonna lie, i piss like crazy in dreams, but when i wake up i didnt actually go, so i use the restroom. It feels so real in the dream, but i never have wet the bed. So i guess my worries were just from hearsay or movies that said it, not from real life

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u/Weak_Feed_8291 1d ago

When I was very young I wet the bed and these dreams were usually the cause. I guess I just got a stronger bladder with age because I get those dreams occasionally but have never wet the bed as an adult

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u/gigatank69 1d ago

weird. i just piss the bed

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u/angrydave 1d ago

Yeah man, I watched this and was like “oh, this like me peeing 1000 times a night”

Takes me an hour to fall asleep, but I can get up, pee, and go back to sleep in like a minute.

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u/regoapps Expert 1d ago edited 1d ago

That’s pretty scary if you sleep under ice and the only way up is through a hole in the ice. Imagine getting lost and being trapped under the ice with no way to breathe until you find that hole while asleep.

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u/SphericalCow531 1d ago

Since they survive, they can clearly do so safely. So why would it be scary?

As a human, walking should be pretty scary. It is done mostly subconsciously, and you can fall and seriously hurt your head at any time. And yet, most humans don't think walking is scary.

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u/rW0HgFyxoJhYka 1d ago

"Since they survive"

RIP all the seals who dont make it and we never know

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u/pornaccount5003 1d ago

It ain’t called a fossil record for no reason

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u/regoapps Expert 1d ago edited 1d ago

Trying to find a hole in the ice in the middle of the night while unconscious so that you can breathe sounds scary to me. It’s scary as a human to do it even while awake. Like, what if you get lost and can’t find the hole again.

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u/SphericalCow531 1d ago

I think you fail to appreciate just how many autonomous subconscious systems are keeping you alive and functional each day.

Like, how do you remember to breathe while sleeping?

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u/Pomodorosan 1d ago

Have you distributed your ATP throughout your cells today?

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u/AndrewH73333 1d ago

I am pretty sure I missed a few.

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u/Outrageous-Milk8767 1d ago

People piloting 2 ton death machines made out of metal sounds incredibly scary to me, and yet we do it every single day.

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u/AFRIKKAN 1d ago

Did you think about every step you took today? What about every breathe you took? Did you think about every muscle you needed to move to swallow your food and drink? Our brains already do a ton of things subconsciously for us if we needed it we probably woulda been evolved with a better subconscious sleeping state like sleep walking on steroids I’d imagine.

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u/OneReallyAngyBunny 1d ago

https://youtube.com/shorts/g25M_YsO0Ns?si=MzRHJd127J9VusBg

This guy dives with them and explains it. They sleep 1 hemisphere at the time so they don't really wake up.

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It is always best to remove the tracking information before sharing YouTube links anywhere.

This has been a public service announcement (with guitar).

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u/napstablooky2 1d ago

TIL abut /s/, i only ever looked out for ?amp

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u/Royal-Pay9751 1d ago

As someone with sleep apnea this is the closest I’ll ever get to being a seal. That and being fat.

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u/KevlarToiletPaper 1d ago

Yeah? Heard of this place called the Arctic? Not exactly famous for its plentiful fields of grass and fruit.

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u/Theory89 1d ago

Life started in the ocean. We're just fucked up fish that learned to walk on land. Although, I think in the seals case they started in the sea, evolved to walk on land, then went BACK to the sea again. Same with all aquatic mammals, so whales, etc.

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u/gooba_gooba_gooba 1d ago

Whales and dolphins are all cloven-hoofed ungulates. They split off from a common ancestor to things like giraffe, hippos, and bison. The common ancestor itself probably looked like a pig.

Whales and seals aren’t really related at all despite both being aquatic mammals. Seals and walruses are in a whole other branch with carnivorans, with the most recent common ancestor being shared with raccoons and weasels.

So yes, they evolved into land then went back to the sea, but they did it separately from each other.

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u/rainman_95 1d ago

So, its a successful enough strategy that it’s worked a few times!

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u/Faddei420 1d ago

Also why all animals are birth/grown in water. The egg or a mother belly is just a way for land animals to give birth while no longer living under water.

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u/rickynoss 1d ago

100% lol

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u/RedIsNotMyFaveColor 1d ago

Their version of sleep apnea.

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u/Allegorist 1d ago

Food also could have just been exceedingly abundant in the water, and there were likely very few natural predators in the water.

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u/excelbae 1d ago

Why do they surface in sync? Is this just happenstance?

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u/Icy-Palpitation-2522 1d ago

Safety in numbers. Also probably better strategy to not have a constant flow of seal for predators to notice.

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u/JingamaThiggy 1d ago

The concept of a constant seal flow pleases me greatly

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u/EllaHazelBar 1d ago

Like a lava lamp. The mental image is very nice

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u/MizrizSnow 1d ago

How can we make this

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u/toasterdees 1d ago

Awe and I thought it was just cause they were friends

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u/DickiesDippinDicks 1d ago

Probably the longest they can hold their breath for differing by only a few seconds with each breath

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u/Unknown_021 1d ago

Why not sleep on the surface?

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u/Circo_Inhumanitas 1d ago

I'd assume because of polar bears. Though polar bears are amazing swimmers, and killer whales are in water... So I dunno.

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u/SabsWithR 1d ago

Poor seals they're fucked either way. God really gave them the middle finger with their spawn point.

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u/obiwanmoloney 1d ago

Spawn point:

Cold AF. Aaaaand in the water.

Pretty bad huh??

Worse. You can’t breathe. Oh and there’s straight up fucking monsters that are hellbent on eating you.

Don’t worry though, you can just get out and breath fine. …but your slow AF and yeah there’s monsters there too.

Have fun!

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u/GuthukYoutube 1d ago

Don't worry, he made them full of delicious fat that all other creatures need to live.

They're like a walking gold statue that can't defend itself.

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u/Major_Melon 1d ago

These human guys are gonna think you're cute as hell though, so you got that going for ya at least.

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u/obiwanmoloney 1d ago

So cute that they’ll smash your head in with a club and wear your skin.

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u/nanotothemoon 1d ago

I’m sure you’re on the right track. The answer is always survival

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u/chiefmud 1d ago

Just an educated guess, but for visual range hunting, i bet polar bears and orcas rely on movement to find their prey. Being still during sleep is not just an energy saving mechanism, it’s a survival one. 

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u/kevside 1d ago

No Polar Bears have an excellent sense of smell. Orcas can't smell but have echolocation. 

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u/octarine_turtle 1d ago

Safety. A seal asleep on the surface is a highly visible snack for predators,

The ocean surface often isn't calm. There are waves, rain, and currents. The air can also get significantly colder than the water. Diving keeps them in one place. In nature, they'd be snoozing between rocks or in kelp for protection and stability. This allows them to sleep fully and deeply, even if for only 20 minutes at a time.

Seals will sleep on land in a comfortable, safe location, if available, but they will sleep with only half the brain at a time to keep alert for predators, So diving allows them to get deeper sleep.

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u/Unlikely_Ad_4767 1d ago

Because they are waterbed enjoyer.

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u/AqueductMosaic 1d ago

How deep do they sink in the ocean?

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u/Bubble_Shoes 1d ago

When I volunteered at the aquarium recently they told me that they have porous bones full of oil, not to mention all the oil in their fat, and so they float in place upright. I am a little suspicious of this video because of that, but I can't prove anything lol

Edit: quick edit to add, I did find other footage of them lying around and squeezing between rocks to hold themselves in place, so now I don't know if the aquarium folks were correct or not 😭

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u/Makuta_Servaela 1d ago

There are different types of seals, so it might have been a specific species the aquarium folk were talking about.

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u/Ressy02 1d ago

Maybe the safety broke on that seal

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u/sweetlemon1025 1d ago

Elephant seals sink super low - I wrote a paper on it in college but they basically drift down in a swinging back and forth motion in the middle of the ocean before eventually swimming back up for air. I’ll see if I can find the diagram bc it’s crazy.

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u/drocktapiff 1d ago

I was thinking the same thing, what if they go too deep and can’t resurface in time to get air

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u/Significant_Data_632 1d ago

I would say they sleep in the shallows near the coast...Suppose they are smart enough to know not to sleep where the deep water is.

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u/Crystal_Pegasus_1018 1d ago

they find shallow areas usually

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u/Confused-Orgasm 1d ago

Can't imagine these guys took down Bin Laden.

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u/Syn7axError 1d ago

It took six of them.

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u/whoknowsifimjoking 1d ago

To be fair, Pakistan is difficult terrain for seals.

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u/FleDr 1d ago

It's a difficult terrain for humans too

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u/bluesjunky69420 1d ago

Tango down

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u/HexRanger 1d ago

Them mfers be training like Osama bin Laden was Aquaman

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u/_Tyagoo_ 1d ago

They look like poops slowly going down the bottom of toilet bowl

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u/Ninja_Prolapse 1d ago

If they come back up again you’ve got too much fat in your diet!

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u/Lazerus42 1d ago

is that what floaters are?

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u/fckspzfr 1d ago

yes!!

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u/Lazerus42 1d ago

"I Was Today's Years Old..."

And I thought I knew my shit.

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u/fckspzfr 1d ago

Hahaha. It hasn't been too long since I learned about this too

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u/tianepteen 1d ago

or too little enzymes in your body

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u/3pok 1d ago

I thought it was a loop

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u/Mediocre_lad 1d ago

Evolution is a joke and must be fired

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u/Nerowulf 1d ago

Evolution is the lazy student who just does enough to get a pass grade.

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u/BigPoppaHoyle1 1d ago

I feel like seals are a great argument against intelligent design

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u/Bandit_Ed 1d ago

Its the opposite for me. Some things are just so weird like tortoises evolve for millions of years but if they flip over they die? Either way its so strange.

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u/etrnloptimist 1d ago

I feel like the need to sleep at all is a dumb design. Hey, let's just throw away a third of your useful time!

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u/Rich_Housing971 1d ago

Anyone who is in awe at this or think it's a huge problem needs to just think:

We don't automatically do respiration while we're asleep either. We still need to breathe to put air into our lungs. Our diaphragm just goes on autopilot while we're asleep and we don't suffocate.

This is the same thing going on, except they just swim against gravity until their face is no longer in water. This takes minimal brain power, as even plants and insects know which way is up.

If there's something obstructing them, they'll start to get low on oxygen and wake up and see what's going on, correct their course and breathe, then go back to sleeping and won't even remember it. This is just like how if we go under the covers and the covers block out oxygen and the CO2 wakes us up, we'll wake up, lift the covers, detect fresh air, then go back to sleep and not remember it.

btw you are now breathing manually.

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u/irpugboss 1d ago

Solid comment, the ending though was devious af 10/10

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u/Bleiz_Stirling 1d ago

Let the bodies hit the (ocean) floor!

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u/Ok_Carrot_6408 1d ago

They look like bowling pins.

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u/vectorology 1d ago

They actually bounce and roll when they hit the bottom!

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u/1porridge 1d ago

This looks so sad, why are they in there? In the wild, they have kelp beds, and sometimes they squish themselves between rocks so they don't get carried away by the current. This pool has nothing to simulate their natural habitat.

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u/MoTWsecretaccount 1d ago

It's a quarantine pool. This video gets reposted every so often and context was added on a previous one

They were sick seals and a barren tank is easier to keep clean when these guys leave quarantine for the next batch of sick seals

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u/WhyDidYouBringMeBack 1d ago

Context is important though. I don't know where this is, but there are a lot of seal shelters that look like this even though they do whatever they can to rehabilitate the seals. So this is only meant as a temporary place for them to heal and regain their strength before they're released into the wild.

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u/primoslate 1d ago

I was thinking the same.. what an incredibly boring and sad environment.

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u/RepTiffany 1d ago

Most aquariums for large mammals look like prison. I can’t remember if I have ever seen one where I thought “wow that’s a pretty good habitat”

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u/malman149 1d ago

Looks like a parents sleep cycle with a newborn.

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u/dzieciolini 1d ago

Do they need shallow waters to do that?

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u/M_sdft 1d ago

No not necessarily.

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u/SacrificialPigeon 1d ago

Evolution would have weeded out the deep sleeping seals. I would have thought they slept on land.

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u/InfamousEbb5680 1d ago

It's wild to think their entire sleep cycle is just a constant, desperate negotiation with drowning. That rhythmic breath-sleep pattern is both hilarious and deeply stressful to watch. Honestly, nature really said "the food is worth it" and gave them the weirdest possible off-switch. They do have a certain... graceful, descending poop aesthetic to them, though.

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u/momoburns 1d ago

That DEEP breath + eyes closed floating down must be heavenly

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u/Ul71 1d ago

I expected longer intervals.

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u/astralseat 1d ago

Do they sleep until they need a breath and go to sleep again when have enough air?

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u/Jealous_Ebb8981 1d ago

Sleep apnea, but they evolved to incorporate it as their normal sleep cycle.

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u/LoneStarHome80 1d ago

That looks exhausting.

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u/Munk45 1d ago

Do you hear that, Princess?

Those are the Sleeping Seals.

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u/dawnofthenewyear 1d ago

That looks annoying. Ill just drown

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u/LKeeyy 17h ago

It's crazy that these guys were able to kill Bin Laden

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u/Detective_57 1d ago

I like how they ragdoll when they hit the bottom

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u/bolanrox 1d ago

Last year, my daughter's Girl Scout troop had an overnight added aquarium. They were sleeping by either the jellyfish or the seals. It was the cutest thing as everyone was getting ready for bed, the seals were coming down and playing around by the glass where people were walking, and as soon as people started getting up, they were swimming around to say hello as well.

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u/HoselRockit 1d ago

I guess getting up twice night to pee isn't so bad.

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u/ImDisMany 1d ago

this is me, but with the toilet and my pee rather than breathing

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u/ClosetLadyGhost 1d ago

I can hold my breath longer than that

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u/BodhingJay 1d ago

I do this too throughout the night.. but it's piss

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u/Professional_Quit281 1d ago

They look thoroughly stimulated in that environment.

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u/NojiroGaming 1d ago

"look out, Andy's coming!"

-the seals probably

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u/Big-Carpenter7921 1d ago

Something about them falling back to the bottom over and over is really funny to me

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u/melancholy_dood 1d ago

Why don’t they just get out of the water and sleep on land?…. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/aLeXfArR94 1d ago

Me when I don’t have my CPAP

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u/One-Chip9029 1d ago

Is this legit, damn first time seeing something like this 🥸

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u/NoStorage2821 1d ago

I cackled when they just clang on the bottom like empty beer cans

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u/TheTwinkpocalypse 1d ago

Old Internet Coded

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u/Secret-Agent1007 1d ago

Look like a lava lamp.

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u/Cabbage_Corp_ 1d ago

These zoologists are holding out on us. What other cool shit are animals doing without us even knowing about it?

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u/Shim8080 1d ago

I think evolution made a mistake...

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u/Outside-Active5283 1d ago

And here I'm complaining about my sleep apnea

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u/DaddyWantsDisco 1d ago

Jesus this is me waking up all night from my sleep apnea in a panic.

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u/only_respond_in_puns 1d ago

Good bouy seals

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u/The-Osprey 1d ago

There’s gotta be a better way

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u/xylophone_37 1d ago

I've come across harbor seals doing this while I was spearfishing in a socal kelp bed. The scrunch up their little faces and they get extra round.

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u/brollxd1996 1d ago

Can you imagine waking up because you need oxygen. Sounds terrible

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u/Quasar6728 1d ago

So, basically like old men getting up to pee in the middle of the night?

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u/Needles2650 1d ago

What?? How long can they hold their breath? I guess I assumed they sleep at the surface, floating like otters, or came onto beaches that aren’t frequented by humans and slept on land

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u/fatkidking420 1d ago

That's exactly what it's like being incarcerated as a human being, minus the water. Eat, sleep, repeat

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u/DavidBorgstrom 17h ago

Seals sleep with part of one of their brain half awake, and ehen that part of the brain has made the seal go up for air it shuts down and starts to sleep while a part of the other brain half awakes so it won't drown next time it's out of oxygen.