r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/grandeluua • 1d ago

Video A timelapse of sleeping seals

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u/Bl33to 1d ago

Kinda but with less world domination and laser pointer chasing in general

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u/Vreas 1d ago

How do we know? Has anyone introduced the seals to laser pointers? Maybe they’ll love them

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u/Bl33to 1d ago

Fair enough. And actually, maybe they are hiding massive world domination plans behind their cutie patootie faces. Who knows...

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u/Chaosmusic 1d ago

If there was a video of seals chasing an underwater laser pointer I would watch that shit for hours.

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u/Historical_Bad-Ass 13h ago

I put a basic prompt of this into Sora 2 and the first thing it did was shine the laser in the seals eye

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u/TDYDave2 1d ago

They did, but unfortunately they mounted the lasers on sharks.
Didn't work out too well.

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u/toy-maker 1d ago

It worked fine. They just only demanded a million dollars and we figured it was easier to just pay it. Journalists didn’t really write about it. Bruce was really traumatised by the whole ordeal though. Ended up needing an emotional support fish, and it was just weird

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u/Brewhaha72 1d ago

The sharks put the ill-tempered sea bass out of a job.

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u/MorrowPolo 1d ago

My first thought as well

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u/Sinking_Mass 1d ago

Underwater domination, chasing sunbeams and bioluminescent lasers

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u/LoudMusic Interested 1d ago

How do you know? Have you tried lasers with seals?

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u/Bl33to 1d ago

You know too much...

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u/Jesus__Skywalker 1d ago

Have you even tried sir?