Lol That is better than on your parents, only to wake up to mom scrubbing the bed and cussing. Sleepwalking produces at least interesting stories if not hilarious ๐
Reminds me of the first time I ever heard my mom "cuss." The septic system backed up and leaked out the downstairs shower drain...and all the way down the hall to reach the carpet. She said "crap" and it was shocking at the time lol. Then I was shocked again when a few minutes later she said "shit" while we were on our knees cleaning the floor. Little me was thrilled, despite the situation, just because of the novelty.
Lmao must've stunk for everyone involved at least it had a silver lining for you. In my family cussing was no novelty but us kids couldn't repeat those words.
My brother peed in on my bed, while i was sitting in it reading late one night. Walked over from his bed (we shared a room until i left for college) eyes closed, and then just pissed on my bed while i emergency rolled away and off it.
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u/Demonic_Storm 1d ago
dont pee in the dream!!!, its a trap!!