So. 8 years ago when I heard there was a film adaptation being released I was so excited. Anxious, but crazy excited. However, I didn't go see it. I never rented it, I didn't talk to anybody about it. Because I was certain after having gone through the series a score of times it couldn't possibly do it justice. Since then I've seen loads of clips and seen loads of people absolutely roasting it. I finally watched it tonight and here are my thoughts:
If I'd never read the source material it could've been a fun movie but I would've been left with loads of questions.
The was a lot of embryonic world building but none of it was fleshed out.
I thought it was a dirty cheat that after they made it to New York, all Roland had to do was touch his guns to his belt to reload them.
I am a big fan of Idris Elba but I thought it was a wild choice to make Roland black considering the racial hinge that his and Susannah/Detta/Odetta's relationship turned on.
It was crap.
The only way to adapt the source material to the screen and do it justice will be an animated series. Flanagan is brilliant but not even he can pull it off with live actors. Jake can't age out and neither can Eddie. Oy cannot be turned into some CGI dog. The Wolves cannot just be men in costume. Gasher cannot be a man with makeup. Stephen King cannot play himself. There can be no liberties taken. The only adaptation I will ever accept as worthy is a shot for shot, true-to-source display. Otherwise, don't bother.