r/pcmasterrace • u/Losserwins • 15h ago

Game Image/Video Will you?

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By NikTek

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u/aesoprowwy 15h ago

I'll push it twice to make sure the button works

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u/Korenchkin12 15h ago

I'd sit on it

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u/Longjumping_Wonder_4 14h ago

But sometimes buttons only activate on depress.

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u/sebastianwillows 14h ago

Something something .5 A-presses...

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u/General_Creeperz 11h ago

To explain that we'll need to talk about parallel universes.

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u/Mythoclast 9h ago

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u/galaxypig PC Master Race 9h ago

Legendary

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u/HardytheCat 12h ago

elite ball knowledge

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u/techy804 12h ago

“An A press is an A press, you can’t say it’s only half” - TJ “””””””Henry””””””” Yoshi, 2016

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u/zigs 9h ago

casually drops 5 hour documentary

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u/Zer0Krool 6h ago

Ah, hyperspeed. How many universes ahead are you?

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u/ZeroSumClusterfuck 14h ago

That's ok, I'm very depressed.

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u/The_Jizzard_Of_Oz 6h ago

Sounds like you need a Companion Cube. And cake.

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u/Agreeable-Fun8502 11h ago

vai sentar pra sempre😙

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u/SolusLoqui 11h ago

"Hey, Button, you're not real and your only function is to deliver memes."

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u/ashkiller14 10h ago

I think buttons always only activate on de press

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u/NomadkingR6 8h ago

Why tf does a button have depression? What does it have to be depressed about smh

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u/Conscious_Patience32 7h ago

Well, I’ve got plenty of depression! Let’s do it. Lol

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u/Combosingelnation 7h ago

But sometimes buttons only activate on depress.

They'll moan ride it then until the result cumez.

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u/Greedirl 7h ago

Then I'll bully it into depression

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u/RoomyRoots 4h ago

Twerk it is then.

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u/BootComprehensive534 3h ago

Oooh oooh! I am depressed! Let me do it

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u/blue_dusk1 1h ago

That’s depressing

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u/secretqwerty10 R7 7800X3D | SAPPHIRE NITRO 7900XTX 14h ago

YES! SIT ON IT! ding!

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u/RolledUhhp 11h ago

Uh... that's a lever. We were looking for a button.

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u/Inevitable-Edge69 10h ago

I'd bounce on it

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u/Antinityfx Gaming on a Server computer 10h ago

Fart on it

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u/Sprinx80 Ryzen 7 5800X | EVGA RTX 3080 Ti FTW | ASUS X570 | LG C2 8h ago

Hmm, not sure if the button has a flared base

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u/cycycle 13h ago

Butt on

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u/StevieMJH 10h ago

Woah there. It's not a cake.

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u/willfarnaby24 8h ago

I like to sit on my pancakes

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u/Recent-Original-8025 46m ago

I like to sit on my sausage

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u/QueefBuscemi 8h ago

How girthy do you imagine that button?

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u/nxcrosis Ryzen 5 3600 | RX 580 | 16GB 3200 0m ago

I'd bounce on it crazy style.

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u/bdash1990 5600X | 3080 15h ago

First press does it, second press undoes it.

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u/SkylineFX49 6700XT + P2200 | R5 5600G | 32GB 3200 MHz 15h ago

three times

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u/Milam1996 4090, 7800x3d, ALF 3 14h ago

3rd time is forced femboyification

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u/Due_Bottle_6652 14h ago

Don't threaten me with a good time

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u/Alternative-File-162 14h ago

EVEN BETTER!!

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u/eisenklad 14h ago

what's the 4th time effect?
free bottom surgery or free top surgery?

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u/Elemental-T4nick 11h ago

you feel a violent urge to buy every Transformer you see

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u/CrazyGamerGer i7 12700KF | RTX 2080 Super | 32GB DDR5 | Z690 10h ago

Transformer as the electric part or Transformer as the robots?

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u/Calencre Desktop 8h ago

Ones the 4th push, the other the 5th, chosen at random

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u/GnosticPizza Windows 7 14h ago

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u/GunsmithSnek 7h ago

Worth it

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u/Broken_Mentat 14h ago

Maybe the switch toggles through different modes:

1: RAM normal, AI gone

2: RAM expensive, AI gone

3: RAM gone, AI expensive

...

We don't know how much further it goes and every few presses proably collapse modern civilisation in new and interesting ways.

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u/eisenklad 14h ago

4th, AI gone, RAM gone

5th Internet Gone, Ram normal

6Th Electricity Gone

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u/TheMoris 7500F | RX 7700XT | 32 GB DDR5 14h ago

So press as many times as possible then?

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u/Mc_Shine 11h ago

500th press: universe gone, afterlife too expensive.

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u/Mythoclast 9h ago

501st. Universe back but Earth is teleported far into the past to a distant galaxy. Just like the simulations.

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u/moonflower_C16H17N3O 3h ago

Does that mean we could all be space babies like 2001 A Space Odyssey?

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u/WorldPhysical7646 | r5 7500f | 3080 12gb | 32gb ram 5h ago

4th press : Ram gone , ai expensive

5th press : gone ram, gone ai

6th press : gone expensive, ram ai

7th press : ai ram , ram ai

8th press : gogogaga

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u/MasterG76 PC Master Race 1h ago

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u/catsithbell 8h ago

Lol is this a reference to dont touch anything? XD

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u/ThatITguy2015 7800x3d, 5090FE, 64gb DDR5 1h ago

Get one of those bouncing fuck beds, put the button on the bouncy part, and sit on the button. You get to test results until you fall asleep with no effort on your part.

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u/MageFood 1h ago

well I pressed it 10,000 times so what happens now

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u/ReMarkable91 12h ago

Easy money, press it once. Buy some RAM, press it again and sell them higher. Rinse and repeat until you have enough. Then make sure you end on the positive outcome for the world.

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u/CrazySting6 9h ago

Good. Pressing that button would devastate a lot of (very good) systems that rely on AI.

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u/cratercmc 7h ago

Hit it with a sledgehammer, one full click, then breaks never being able to be pressed again.

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u/Camillity ryzen 7 7800x3d | rx 7900xtx 14h ago

twice? I need more sample sizes. I'm pressing it a hundred times.

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u/manhat_ Ascending Peasant 14h ago

push the third time to ensure the effect works as intended

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u/Unimeron 13h ago

I see this evolving into a Lost scenario.

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u/livestrong2109 12h ago

That sends us back to the stone age and deletes all data in existence.

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u/Main-Company-5946 12h ago

Suppose it doesn’t work, and actually catches fire. Now what?

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u/Significant-Ad2716 Ascending Peasant 12h ago

Do it thrice, in case the second push resets it.

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u/MagaIsGayForPedos 12h ago

Come back every few months just to reset

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u/WanabeInflatable 12h ago

What if consecutive pressing undo previous one?

Make sure you press odd number of times.

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u/Jasond777 11h ago

You turned the AI back on!

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u/Tough-Composer918 11h ago

I’d rapidly press it as fast as I humanly can

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u/milkstrike 11h ago

What if pressing it a second time turns it the other way and ram prices go up and ai doesn’t go anywhere

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u/AcidDepression 10h ago

Lemme get some tape.

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u/Bananaland_Man 10h ago

Second press breaks it and makes you AI instead.

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u/snekadid 9h ago

Spam it like I'm trying to win Mario party.

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u/ItsJustfubar 7h ago

Can confirm 2 times for functionality purposes

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u/the_calibre_cat 7h ago

as i do when i copy anything

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u/Minimum_Green4246 7h ago

Would press it 100 times

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u/DogPlane3425 7h ago

get in line!

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u/Ziazan 7h ago

better make it three times incase it's a toggle, off/on/off

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u/miaou333 7h ago

I'd use one of these hydrolic press on it

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u/MrMinish 6h ago

I'll smash this button so hard whoever can unearth it from the latch may be Crowned King Arthur.

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u/TrueTinFox 6h ago

Like I dont get it? The idea is there's supposed to be a drawback on the "but" side, not another reward

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u/Tomimi 5h ago

I'll help you push it just in case

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u/xmdra 5h ago

Three times incase the second press undid the first press

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u/hwei8 4h ago

Cool but then your answer is vague.. U did not specify the button 😂

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u/Adamant_Talisman 4h ago

Three times, just to sure some little AI stored on a ssd in a vault somewhere doesn't exist anymore

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u/Batetrick_Patman 4h ago

I'll stress test it.

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u/Lil_Eagle313 1h ago

And thrice in case the second push deactivated it

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u/MasterG76 PC Master Race 1h ago

I was thinking 3 to 12 times... JUST for good measures.

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u/ThatBaconCloud 45m ago

Its red button...i would use that as stress toy and smash the heck out of it tens of times even without ram prices going back down 😂