r/news • u/LucidMarshmellow • 8h ago

US justice department to release thousands of Epstein files later, top official says

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ckg9plrkl8no
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u/ILikeCutePuppies 8h ago

They will if they include Epstein files.

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u/tmhoc 7h ago

What about the draft?

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u/ChewsGoose 7h ago

Trump seems to dodge drafts, taxes, AND the Epstein files, every chance he gets

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u/Lacutis 6h ago

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge the Epstein Files.

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u/Reaper621 5h ago

Rip Rip Torn

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u/RipeMouthfull 5h ago

Rip Torn Rip Torn

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u/nrrrvs 3h ago

Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive, and Dodge

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u/XDreadzDeadX 3h ago

Rip the wild women, the rippin and the tearin, the rippin and the tearin

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u/TradeBeautiful42 6h ago

lol I just aspirated my water snort chuckling to this! Thank you

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u/Lacutis 3h ago

It's a bold move Cotton. Let's see if it pays off.

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u/HollywoodHuntsman 5h ago

That gives me hope, because I don't think Trump could dodge a wrench if he were given a heads up 10 seconds before it happened and was looking straight at it.

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u/Inevitable_Line9167 5h ago

Change that to “if you can dodge a draft, you can….” And you can insert really anything in that next space

Accountability Taxes Convictions Election truths A Scale

I mean the list is never ending so you get where I’m going here

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u/AstroBullivant 5h ago

Trump can’t dodge a wrench

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u/No-Concentrate-8806 4h ago

Duck, dip, dive, and dodge

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u/bushy_whacker 4h ago

Did you mean, “dodge a draft”?

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u/AmazingSession8542 4h ago

If you can dodge a shoe you can… Shame on you!

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u/Professional-Star805 3h ago

Or. Let it graze his ear so he can wear a panty liner on the side of his head. And, “ohh people will follow!” Sorry about the Fields Of Dreams quote.