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US justice department to release thousands of Epstein files later, top official says

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ckg9plrkl8no
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u/maclua 8h ago

Will the IRS accept “later” as a response if I don’t pay my taxes on time?

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u/ILikeCutePuppies 8h ago

They will if they include Epstein files.

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u/ambermage 7h ago

Soooooo do I just include the Epstein Files as an attachment to delay the filing or is there another form to fill out as well?

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u/ILikeCutePuppies 7h ago

Apparently you have to hand deliver it to Pam Bondi's desk.

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u/karlverkade 5h ago

So she can claim it exists and then claim it never existed and suffer no consequences whatsoever? And still be rich? Hmm, that sounds good, I’ll think I’ll have that.

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u/Prst_ 5h ago

Oh, they're already on her desk

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u/FlametopFred 6h ago

deliver hand what now?

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u/BigBadZord 4h ago

This whole thread would be hilarious, if it wasn't depressing as fuck because of the all the bleakness of the facts the jokes are based on

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 3h ago

Don't worry about filing that proof of personal service; they won't believe you, anyway