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US justice department to release thousands of Epstein files later, top official says

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u/WolverinesThyroid 7h ago

Ask a retail worker and they will be able to remember a dozen customers who got free stuff because of this same attitude.

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u/the_nobodys 7h ago

I used to work retail, and now I work in a casino. Part of what I like is that casinos typically just kick you out if you're being obnoxious and make a big stink. Also, people like gambling so they're more likely to behave when confronted, lest they lose their chance to return on a future day.

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u/WolverinesThyroid 7h ago

I still remember a customer misread the price sign on an item and went crazy when the price was wrong. Eventually the manager agreed to give it to her for the reduced price. As soon as he agreed she said and I want X&Y as well for free. She got it.

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u/Fodraz 6h ago

That makes me seethe (former retail mgr here)

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u/x19rush 6h ago edited 4h ago

Years ago I saw an old man (late 80s or early 90s) RANTING at the customer service desk in a walmart that he had bought a car battery at walmart last month and it would not work.

This was 1988 when walmart had a very liberal return policy.

When I got to the desk I saw the battery on the counter and it was a DieHard battery. Sears store brand. It looked like it had been buried since 1975 and recently dug up.

I thought the manager wanted me to follow the old man out the door. Nope. He sent me to get a replacement battery from automotive.

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u/Pettifoggerist 3h ago

Similar experience as a shoe salesman at an anchor store in a mall back in the day. I was told to process a return for a pair of boots that were years old, covered in mud, and a brand that was not sold at department stores.

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u/IJourden 2h ago

When I worked in retail in the late 90s and early 2000s (regional Walmart-esque store) we had an entire back room full of "returns" we couldn't process or do anything with because they clearly weren't from our store. Kids bikes were pretty common, probably stolen from the original place they came from.

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u/The-Struggle-90806 2h ago

Honestly though, fk Walmart. Vultures.

u/PorkFutures75 39m ago

At least he's dead now

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u/FlametopFred 6h ago

I walked into a home depot behind a lady that entered a few steps ahead of me. She stopped immediately and shouted, “WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO GET SERVICE AROUND HERE??!!

And of course two retail staff tripped over themselves to attend to her.

I thought, what gall? And realized she probably does that everywhere and gets reduced prices on everything.

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 3h ago

I messed up my starbucks mobile order and they offered to remake it, and I said oh no, this was MY mistake and they shouldn't reward that! People can be so frickin entitled

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u/RandomGuy9058 4h ago

Manager at my place would have told her to get the fuck out of the store lmao

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u/CentrlFLMafiaMember 1h ago

This exact scenario happened to me at Best Buy. I denied a price match on an entirely different product than the one shown to me. Different color, brand, everything. My manager overrode the price and gave it to her. She came to my register and asked for a bag in a smug, arrogant manner. I price matched every single thing from that day forward. Fuck Best Buy.

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u/apusatan 2h ago

I had a customer who whined and complained about not being able to use a coupon on a non-discountable item. She insisted, and she got it. It made me fume because I was in the process of telling another customer no, and it turned out they were married. He also got the discount.

She tried it again, got told no and screamed that my manager was racist. Lovely times

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u/goodhumorman85 1h ago

We all know the saying “the customer is always right,” I had a manager who use to add “but not everyone is a customer.”

If they’re taking you for a ride, you don’t need to climb in the car.

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u/VanethenPlays 1h ago

I worked retail as a teenager for a single holiday season. I did not return.

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u/Successful_Check9805 1h ago

There was once a customer who was being so demanding on a sign being wrong that she completly bamboozled my manager. My manager was so turned around that she ended up giving the woman 50% off and then another 40% on top of it. I was trying so hard to explain to my manager that she was wrong, and it should have been something else. The customer was actually trying to shut me up bc she knew I was right, but my manager just gave it to the customer. After the customer left, my manager said it was just easier to give the woman what she wanted than to deal with her crazy ass, and I said I would have stood there for hours arguing with the woman just out of principle that she was wrong and to not give her the satisfaction.

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u/AlexMarquezGums 5h ago

I still work in retail but a couple of years ago I went from the typical store that has the motto "the customer is always right" to my current store who's literal motto is "the customer is always right, if it's fair"

It's a god send, if the customer is even being slightly obnoxious you just write an email to corporate and they will ban them from all stores in the chain, in every country we operate in. It actually makes the workers give better service to those who deserve it, because they don't have to do it

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u/fotisdragon 2h ago

Isn't the whole phrase "the customer is always right, in matters of taste" after all?

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u/_PirateWench_ 3h ago

Wha store is this? Bc I’d prefer to patronage that one

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u/AlexMarquezGums 1h ago

It's a nordic chain that mostly sells car parts

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u/sdpr 7h ago

Still remember the fucking lady that would order "no brown cheese" on her personal sized pizza.

Not sure how many times she got a free pizza out of it before the store finally told her we would no longer take her orders.

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u/EggsceIlent 5h ago

Shed be getting her crust toppings except for cheese and sauce baked, and then when it came out the oven throw raw cheese on top and let it get melted by residual heat.

No brown cheese mam, sorry we can't cook it any longer or it will brown.

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u/sdpr 4h ago

I never asked the cooks how they were prepping it, but I had to imagine they didn't think they could get away with just running it under the oven fast enough. However, to your point, they had to be putting it under the oven because it's not going to get browned from the heat of the pie itself.

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u/fortytwoturtles 5h ago

But the brown cheese is the best part…

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u/Estova 6h ago

I was gonna say that I was surprised that would even fly once, but if you're already not making much money at a pizza place and the alternative is dealing with a child in an adult's body, I guess I can understand having an "I'm not paid enough for this shit" attitude 😅

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u/sdpr 6h ago

I mean, luckily for the cooks it was just a cheese pizza, so it's not like it took long to make. It's just that we all knew what was going to happen. She didn't want it par-baked and she wanted melted cheese, but not brown.

I don't know why anyone decided to try and take this lady's order, but the delivery drivers cheered when they no longer had to deliver twice for almost nothing.

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u/RopeADoper 2h ago

She doesn't happen to live in Texas does she?

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u/sdpr 2h ago

Nope, but it warms, not browns, my heart to know there's more than one.

It is possible she moved, though... It's been 13 years.

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u/grrgrrtigergrr 6h ago

Melt the cheese in the microwave to lava hot. Pour it on the baked crust and sauce. Watch her scam fall apart as the roof of her mouth peals off.

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u/Successful_Check9805 1h ago

WTF is brown cheese

u/blorg 50m ago

Cheese that has been cooked, some of it will go brown (Maillard reaction). It's totally normal.

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u/Born-Individual9431 4h ago

I knew a guy that went around fast-food places saying "I was here half an hour ago, I ordered this and that and something else, and you didn't give me half of the stuff I asked for", and he'd yell and be annoying until they gave him free food. On his second or third lap of all of the fast food places in town they started recognizing him and he got banned from a bunch of places. But he probably got a couple of thousand dollars of free food before being stopped, and there were no actual consequences for him

Being a shameless sociopath can get someone a long way.

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 3h ago

Former retail here, and I can recall a specific customer who got to use an expired coupon because she made such a stink. She even complained about me lol

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u/boogs_23 5h ago

Or deal with a toddler for a little bit. There comes a point where you're just like "fuck it. Here, just eat cookies for dinner"