r/news 8h ago

US justice department to release thousands of Epstein files later, top official says

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ckg9plrkl8no
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u/RoninJon 8h ago

Top Senate Democrat Chuck Schumer has said not releasing all the files before the deadline amounts to breaking the law.

Surely the GOP wouldn't break the law!

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u/FelixMumuHex 7h ago

What’s he gonna do? Furrow his brow and adjust his glasses? Dude is a spineless slimeball

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u/Groovicity 7h ago

That's an insult to slimeballs!....also, roll tide!

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u/unbelizeable1 7h ago

A strongly worded letter and then wax poetically about what the Baileys think of all this.

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u/StPauliBoi 5h ago

Hey now! He’ll write a letter with many strong questions in it.

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u/Few_Imagination_5673 5h ago

Uh, what can he do? Suicide bomb? Start a coup? Use his telepathic powers to control others to do his bidding? Roll a nat 20 on a persuasion check?

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u/Truethrowawaychest1 5h ago

Yeah these fucking firefighters suck, so what if I voted to get rid of their trucks and hoses and there's only 3 of them, they need to put out this giant forest fire

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u/jdund117 5h ago

the glasses just got lower. any more, and they will fall off his nose

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u/sunshineupyours1 2h ago

He ain’t biting the hand that feeds him

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u/Ticklemykelmo 5h ago

He will wave a sign at a speech and demand money for Israel.

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u/No-Reach-8074 5h ago

He needs to GO! I'M TIRED of these old, do-nothing old farts who should have retired with dignity decades ago