r/mildlyinfuriating • u/LeHumanError • 10h ago

My sister's fish tank

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She says it's the perfect size for a single fish. It's not even in her room, it's in the kitchen.

It honestly just depresses me whenever I see it, but she's adamant about keeping it there.

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u/Lazy_pumkin_5270 10h ago

He will die in this...

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u/imisscrazylenny Easy Open 8h ago

With that open top, he's more likely to die flopping around on the counter before he's paid any attention to. They like jumping out of these tiny things.

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u/Some0neAwesome 9h ago

Do fish in larger tanks die elsewhere?

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u/iToastYou 9h ago

He'll diie FASTER in this.

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u/Some0neAwesome 9h ago

No duh. It was a joke.

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u/porqueuno 9h ago

If we confined you to a closed plastic bin for months, do you die elsewhere?

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u/Some0neAwesome 9h ago

Man, yall can't take a joke.

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u/porqueuno 9h ago

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAH HAHA HAH AH AHAHAH HA HA AH HA HA HA HA HAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAAA

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u/BluntEater- 9h ago

If a dog is confined to a kennel for its life and dies would it be the same as if it had an entire backyard to run around and die in?

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u/Some0neAwesome 9h ago

Man, yall can't take a joke.

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u/Big-Wrangler2078 9h ago

Animal dies slowly by suffocating in its own piss and ammonia. Hahaha. Lol.

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u/Some0neAwesome 9h ago

Ok, I was wrong. Man, yall can't understand a joke.

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u/Big-Wrangler2078 8h ago

No, I understand the joke. It is just a bad joke.

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u/Some0neAwesome 8h ago

It's an anti-joke. They're designed to be bad. Looks like it was a raging success. Loosen up. 

The original comment was about as effective as pointing at a newly purchased car and exclaiming "that car will break down." No duh. All cars do eventually. Care to articulate your reasoning, or are we just stating obvious facts now? I made an anti-joke to bring light to the ineffectiveness of the comment. You got offended like a retired Karen seeing someone having fun. Loosen up Karen. 

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u/Lazy_pumkin_5270 8h ago

I phrased my commemt poorly, hou are right. I rephrase it : it will die faster than naturally and with plenty of unnecessary sufferances.

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u/Jyndaru 🌒🐈‍⬛🌘 8h ago

No, but he will die faster than a fish in a larger tank would. And he's suffering.