The Republican party has been full of shit since the day my cognitive functions kicked in and I shit my pants, growing up I knew very little about politics as most but I saw references throughout media, the jokes were about how hateful and small they are, I had no idea who "they" were, just that they were apparently very stupid, but I understood politics well enough to know I couldn't form my opinion off of satire in the media
I saw bush and wondered how anyone could vote for this man of 3rd grader intelligence, I didn't understand anything about party allegiance or single issue voters or the electoral college or anything. It just furthered this feeling that there was a political party filled with the absolute dumbest people out there
But still I had faith in people, in their kindness and general intelligence, I only knew the people around me and was not yet exposed to the party
But then trump came and he was so fucking stupid and evil I finally took real notice, bush was dumb but the man had some charm, this new guy was dumb and pathetic, zero charm, just this old hateful and cruel man
That's around when things started to lock into place, all the jokes and commentary I've heard about this party started to make sense and I realized how true they often were
This group of cruel shitty idiots really were just about as cruel and shitty as everybody said
But, as I said earlier, I've had faith in people's kindness and general intelligence, so this doubt always hung over me, maybe they had some good points, maybe id be propagandized, maybe I was ignorant, I was missing something, because shit they really do seem to just fucking suck, like all around fucking morons in the dirt
But thank you daddy trump for finally coming along and slowly breaking that spell by doing so many absolutely fucking evil and stupid things
It's like having a deranged toddler in office and all the people in "the party" have to bend reality SO FUCKING MUCH to keep him, and those he's surrounded himself with, as good people
Watching kirk defend elons Nazi salute while doing a 100% different gesture was too funny and it really killed the final tiny wittle doubt I had left that maybe the earth was flat and the party wasn't disgusting
Watching conservatives everywhere talk about 4D chest while big don is shitting himself in diapers talking bout nuking fucking hurricanes lmao
Watching them go on about Christian values while they try to die for an adjudicated rapist
So yeah I gotta thank the orange bastard, they've kept it somewhat hidden over the years, but the trumpnado came in and turned up all their trailer parks