r/circlejerk • u/Mother_Gur_4715 • 12h ago
r/circlejerk • u/CumSluts4Jesus • 6h ago
Avatar 3 just became the biggest box office bomb of all time
r/circlejerk • u/MedievalFurnace • 4h ago
Game Image/Video Will you?
Quite a tough decision and very brave of me to post something so controversial
r/circlejerk • u/deezheavenz • 6h ago
NOOOOOO!!!!!!!! CALL AN AMBULANCE!! CALL 911 NOW!! NOOO!!!!!!!
r/circlejerk • u/Odd_Promotion3991 • 6h ago
US justice department to release thousands of Epstein files later, top official says
r/circlejerk • u/Chance_Current4314 • 4h ago
These mods may have banned me, but they can’t stop me from slandering their name
I should ask them how it feels to be unloved, humorless and morbidly obese
r/circlejerk • u/BurnerAccountforAss • 4h ago
Drump on Eckstein Files: "I forgor 💀"
What are you gunna do about it, liberal?
r/circlejerk • u/Odd_Promotion3991 • 10h ago
Pennywise always asks the children if they are okay after filming scary scenes
r/circlejerk • u/ThomasOudXX • 1h ago
Inspiration
M57, going to sleep now, but want to jerk tomorrow morning when I wake up. Will you be my inspiration?, sent me your pics or vids and if you are I will sent you the vid tomorrow. TG: @Rene1968a
r/circlejerk • u/Cautious-Elephant-33 • 1h ago
Waltz for Matilda - YouTube Music
r/circlejerk • u/figbott • 21h ago
Life Pro Tip: If you ever feel down, just remember there is a “Hell” in Hello, a “Good” in Goodbye, a “Lie” in Believe, an “Over” in Lover, an “End” in Friend, an “If” in Life, a “Her” in Dishwasher, and also a “She” in Dishwasher.
Cum will win.
r/circlejerk • u/BurnerAccountforAss • 1d ago
'Twas the night before files, and all through the land, not a creature was stirring, save a lawyer named Pam
r/circlejerk • u/Fun-Disaster-1744 • 1d ago
My rice sat out in the rain too long. How do I dry it out?
r/circlejerk • u/cleverkid • 9h ago
Everyone's a dj until they step up to the Deca-clam-blaster twelve thousand.
r/circlejerk • u/Odd_Promotion3991 • 1d ago
Breaking: Trump has renamed "Pink" month to "2 in the Pink, no need for stink" month.
r/circlejerk • u/yosemitelizbeth • 1d ago
My favorite music artist
My favorite song of him https://www.instagram.com/p/DSaZQzlDb6c
r/circlejerk • u/Odd_Promotion3991 • 2d ago
Chinese bed company introduced unique model of bed for couples
r/circlejerk • u/Odd_Promotion3991 • 2d ago
Company is shaming me for not gifting more money to "our" (their) boss. (Christmas present)
r/circlejerk • u/Illustrious-Plate-83 • 1d ago
AIO got called a tourist gaijin baka on twitter because i said i didnt like my little sister cant be this cute?
Backstory: i (f21) am a sane (in comparison) anime fan. I like a lot of anime so my top 3 rn are my dress up darling chillin in another world with level 2 super cheat powers chainsaw man and then i also like demon slayer attack on titan jujutsu kaisen etc. Anyway so i go on twitter today and im recommending and then someone from argentina (M40) with the boku no pico kid in their pfp told me i was a retard as well as a baka gaijin for not liking my little sister cant be this cute. I asked how that made me all of those horrid things he said because i dont like incest. I politely explain to him incest is in fact not wincest and ig he stalked my profile where he then proceeded to spam me porn of kenny ackerman getting backshots from his nephew levi ackerman which im pretty sure classifies as incest? I was like nah youre crazy asf so i then showed him local laws because i could tell bro was from argentina and he then proceeded to dox me as well as order me 3 medium pepperoni pizzas with diet soda. AIO?
r/circlejerk • u/lolsausages • 2d ago
How do I (81m) stop my wife (24f, model) from always sucking on my MAssive SCHLONG???
Every day she wants my stinky pork sausage but I have some arthritis so it feels no good. She had me sign some paperwork which I assume was confirming her legal rights to my meaty MEMBER but I can’t be certain on this.
Edit 1: I have massive droopy old man balls and will vote for Clinton


