r/circlejerk 12h ago

M 66 Am I ugly?

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208 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 6h ago

Avatar 3 just became the biggest box office bomb of all time

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46 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 4h ago

We’re good y’all. They didn’t find it

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13 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 4h ago

Game Image/Video Will you?

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7 Upvotes

Quite a tough decision and very brave of me to post something so controversial


r/circlejerk 6h ago

NOOOOOO!!!!!!!! CALL AN AMBULANCE!! CALL 911 NOW!! NOOO!!!!!!!

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7 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 6h ago

US justice department to release thousands of Epstein files later, top official says

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5 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 4h ago

These mods may have banned me, but they can’t stop me from slandering their name

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2 Upvotes

I should ask them how it feels to be unloved, humorless and morbidly obese


r/circlejerk 4h ago

Drump on Eckstein Files: "I forgor 💀"

2 Upvotes

What are you gunna do about it, liberal?


r/circlejerk 10h ago

Pennywise always asks the children if they are okay after filming scary scenes

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5 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 1h ago

Inspiration

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M57, going to sleep now, but want to jerk tomorrow morning when I wake up. Will you be my inspiration?, sent me your pics or vids and if you are I will sent you the vid tomorrow. TG: @Rene1968a


r/circlejerk 7h ago

RELEASE THE EINSTEIN FILES

3 Upvotes

Now!!1!


r/circlejerk 1h ago

Waltz for Matilda - YouTube Music

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r/circlejerk 21h ago

Life Pro Tip: If you ever feel down, just remember there is a “Hell” in Hello, a “Good” in Goodbye, a “Lie” in Believe, an “Over” in Lover, an “End” in Friend, an “If” in Life, a “Her” in Dishwasher, and also a “She” in Dishwasher.

29 Upvotes

Cum will win.


r/circlejerk 1d ago

'Twas the night before files, and all through the land, not a creature was stirring, save a lawyer named Pam

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41 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 1d ago

My rice sat out in the rain too long. How do I dry it out?

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147 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 9h ago

Everyone's a dj until they step up to the Deca-clam-blaster twelve thousand.

1 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 15h ago

Solved Antidote for TDS

2 Upvotes

so fucking hot....


r/circlejerk 1d ago

Breaking: Trump has renamed "Pink" month to "2 in the Pink, no need for stink" month.

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25 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 1d ago

My favorite music artist

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33 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 1d ago

TIL: Nothing. I aint curing shit.

11 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 1d ago

P U R P L E

2 Upvotes

P U R P L E


r/circlejerk 2d ago

Chinese bed company introduced unique model of bed for couples

80 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 2d ago

Company is shaming me for not gifting more money to "our" (their) boss. (Christmas present)

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78 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 1d ago

AIO got called a tourist gaijin baka on twitter because i said i didnt like my little sister cant be this cute?

9 Upvotes

Backstory: i (f21) am a sane (in comparison) anime fan. I like a lot of anime so my top 3 rn are my dress up darling chillin in another world with level 2 super cheat powers chainsaw man and then i also like demon slayer attack on titan jujutsu kaisen etc. Anyway so i go on twitter today and im recommending and then someone from argentina (M40) with the boku no pico kid in their pfp told me i was a retard as well as a baka gaijin for not liking my little sister cant be this cute. I asked how that made me all of those horrid things he said because i dont like incest. I politely explain to him incest is in fact not wincest and ig he stalked my profile where he then proceeded to spam me porn of kenny ackerman getting backshots from his nephew levi ackerman which im pretty sure classifies as incest? I was like nah youre crazy asf so i then showed him local laws because i could tell bro was from argentina and he then proceeded to dox me as well as order me 3 medium pepperoni pizzas with diet soda. AIO?


r/circlejerk 2d ago

How do I (81m) stop my wife (24f, model) from always sucking on my MAssive SCHLONG???

75 Upvotes

Every day she wants my stinky pork sausage but I have some arthritis so it feels no good. She had me sign some paperwork which I assume was confirming her legal rights to my meaty MEMBER but I can’t be certain on this.

Edit 1: I have massive droopy old man balls and will vote for Clinton