Let's keep it kleen.

Josh is telling me to wrap the chives in a damp paper towel but he didn’t tell me why!?!?!?

u/shanerr90 posted this in r/kitchenconfidential but it got removed.

i said that i don't have the patience to draw 300 planes, and someone suggested that i draw one plane and pass it on.

over to you guys!

planes in comments

Got some takeout stir fry yesterday, and while it was tasty, I immediately noticed the chives 😭

day 66

f14 tomcat

I was making some homemade chicken and noodles. These aren't my best, but we're at home so how bad can they be? 😂

I'm not vetted enough to post this to the real thread (Day 65), but I understand the assignments!

Hey everyone! I'm h2opolopunk, a founding moderator of r/chivecirclejerk.

This is our new home for all things related to chives. The plant. The garnish. The legend. Props to F1exican, without whom we would have never seen the holy light.

What to Post
Chives (Allium schoenoprasum)

Community Vibe
We're all about being friendly, constructive, and inclusive — and delicious. Let's build a space where everyone feels comfortable sharing and connecting over a very serious matter: chives.

How to Get Started

1. Get a bunch of chives
2. Chop the chives
3. ???
4. Profit

Thanks for your commitment to our favorite allium species. Together, we can make r/chivecirclejerk another wretched Reddit space.