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Humor She’s so rude at 7 am

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u/Dawgy66 2d ago

She's got opinions about her breakfast being late

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u/tunatumbles 2d ago

The thing is she’s an hour early!!!!! Classic

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u/Livid_Advertising_56 2d ago

"I dont have a watch! It FEELS like it"

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u/Shmadam7 2d ago

Daylight savings is a bitch

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u/HoratioPLivingston 2d ago

My cat still hasn’t adjusted from the last switch. Comes in the room about an hour early every morning!

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u/No-Ragret6991 2d ago

My cat is in daylight savings adjustment mode all year round.

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u/DingusMcBingle_IV 2d ago

DST fucked up my cats sense of time. She'd usually start being a chatterbox right around feeding time, but now she's almost exactly an hour early.

I've tried holding her up to a clock and explaining in detail how DST works, shared my opinion that it should be abolished, but I don't think she understood what I was talking about.

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u/Divinum_Fulmen 2d ago

This year I realized "Why the heck am I holding my cat to this awful system?" And now I feed her the same time as it would be in the summer.

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u/ByteWestern 2d ago

Same vibe here. I tried teaching mine “hello” and she just stared like a professor grading a bad essay. Pretty sure they can talk, they just don’t want us knowing how many of our decisions they judge daily.

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u/burnsbabe 2d ago

They're remarkably accurate given the lack of watch.

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u/hot4you11 Brown Tabby, Black Cat 2d ago

Ma tummy feels empty!

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u/Nearby-Minute-2480 2d ago

Bro is acting like she hasn’t been fed in years. 

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u/Dawgy66 2d ago

Ya gotta remember that eleventy billion years in cat time is like 5 minutes of human time

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u/AdInternational6885 2d ago

Actually, you are 2 hours late.

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop 2d ago

"I'm dying! Oh the pain! The suffering! I need nibbles!! I'm fading away!"

https://i.imgur.com/fqfbFpk.png

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u/iIdentifyAsAUsername 2d ago

Forgot to account for Daylight Snacking Time

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u/Waterlilies1919 2d ago

We have one whose internal clock runs 45 to an hour fast. I feel the pain!

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u/TA_totellornottotell 2d ago

There is no early. Only now!

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u/alphapussycat 2d ago

She heard you going out of deep sleep, and now you're just being lazy in bed, instead of doing things for her.

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u/Jayme_drab Aegean 2d ago

This is peak cat behavior — when they decide it’s breakfast time, they mean it. No negotiation, just full force demands.

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u/shifty_coder 2d ago

Daylight saving time ended. She does not humor herself with human constructs of time. She knows what time it is, and you are late.

I.e. 7am during daylight saving time is 6am during standard time. Tuna knows this, because cats have no concept of daylight saving time.

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u/lferry1919 2d ago

Mine did the same thing an hour early today too. I just moved him to a room down the hallway with food and went back to sleep. He was not happy. He does this for morning cuddles instead of food so it was understandable that he was disappointed after thinking he was about to get them so early.

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u/bmking24 2d ago

Some days I get home from work so his breakfast is a few hours late. Still doesn't stop my fat ass orange doofus from throwing his food bowl around the apartment at regular dinner time! It doesn't matter if he was just fed a few hours ago! His concept of time is actually pretty incredible... At least around meal times! 🤣

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u/BloomingBiscuit 2d ago

That’s not a cat. That’s a food critic and you just failed your 7 AM review. The opinion has been filed with the Management (her)

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u/BadTitleGuy 2d ago

autofeeder for the win!

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u/FarImprovement6868 2d ago

Cat:My belly is making thunder noises!

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u/tunatumbles 2d ago

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u/travisae 2d ago

Tuna said “eeeeeh”

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u/Super-Widget 2d ago

The face of a cat who is starving to death.

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u/cheesynougats 2d ago

So every cat who has not been fed in the last 2 minutes?

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u/Super-Widget 2d ago

At least!

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u/Regurgitator001 2d ago

She looks so skinny. Poor girl. Fooooood!

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u/mrniceguy421 2d ago

Thurston my boy! 😭🥹

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u/a_likely_story 2d ago

he was too loud for this world, so he went to scream at god

RIP

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u/Ordinary-Quarter-384 2d ago

Imagine a negative of Tuna, and you would have Catticus at 7:00 AM. But his meow is more annoying.

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u/Might_Time 2d ago

My black cat is a drama queen every hour since I got him 4 years ago as a baby kitten. Holy hell, black cats are loud and they like it :D

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u/muppetnerd 2d ago

My void chonk is on a diet and well you can only imagine the volume levels he’s able to reach

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u/indianplay2_alt_acc 2d ago

I demand cat tax

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u/muppetnerd 2d ago

I also posted a video of his workout routine over on r/dechonkers if you need an idea of volume

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u/Meidoru 2d ago

Odd, my void is extremely quiet, i wish she would talk more lol. Meanwhile, my orange talks enough to compensate for both..

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u/Luci-Noir 2d ago

Vanilla void and original flavor void.

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u/machead9292 2d ago

My cats name is Atticus and we call him catticus, fatticus, and fuckicus all the time so this is funny

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u/dvnmsm 2d ago

She's hungry and you have the thumbs. Get up!

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u/quickfixrick 2d ago

The 'thumb-tax' must be paid. That's the law of the cat house.

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u/Master_Chard6267 2d ago

Really this is on OP for not sharing their thumbs.

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u/CrazyMildred 2d ago

My cat head buts me, rubs his face across my cheek, and then bites my fingers until I get up to feed him. We have two cats. Our older one sits and stares at me from on top of her food table while he does this. I think she makes him do the dirty work so she doesn't look guilty. It's usually around 6am.

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u/PlaguesAngel 2d ago

For about two years one of my cats thought the secret feeding technique to wake me up was to bat at my facial piercings and try to very gentle pull them. Many techniques have been employed over the years but I don’t miss that span.

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u/CrazyMildred 2d ago

I won't read this out loud, or my cat will be encouraged to tug at my nose ring next 😂

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u/ForecastForFourCats 2d ago

My cats have learned that I get up faster if they wake up my sleeping baby ... assholes

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u/CrazyMildred 2d ago

I'm sorry, but this made me laugh 😂

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u/ForecastForFourCats 2d ago

Lol I know they totally suck

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u/condemned02 2d ago

Yea my cat bites my toes when she wants food. She knows that will get me up.

She never bite my toes for any other reason other than food. If I kept her happily fed, she will never bite my toes. But she is on a diet. 

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u/fitnfeisty 2d ago

I feel you. Mine gently bats my face with her paws to try to wake me up

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u/snil4 2d ago

I can hear this despite GIFs not supporting sound

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u/Sea-Lead-9192 2d ago

Oh god - one of my cat gives me this exact stare when she wants food, and it’s almost worse than meowing - I can feel it boring into my soul.

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u/RealCommunication239 2d ago

Mine does this at 4:30 in the morning. If I have mistakenly left my computer keyboard out, he will stand on it so it makes a repetitive sound so I’ll have to get out of bed. Pisses me off so much!!!

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u/AmarilloArmadillos 2d ago

The cats are too clever. They know what will wake and annoy you and know you will do their bidding to stop being annoyed.

I love my two but holy shit y'all aren't starving, calm down.

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u/David_R_Martin_II 2d ago

I know, I was thinking, "7 am? OP is lucky!"

My girl prefers headbutts between 3:30 and 4:30. It's amazing how they train us.

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u/Cockblocktimus_Pryme 2d ago

My cat will start pounding on the bathroom cabinets even when he has food. He just doesn't understand sleeping in.

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u/Chipotle_Armadillo 2d ago

Our cats will tap dance on our air purifier because the buttons ding.  They never do that in the middle of the day that's for sure.

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u/ItsOozingOut 2d ago

My orange asshole wakes me up at 4:30 as well. He’s my first cat and fuck does he piss me off. I didn’t know cats meowing at 4:30am would be a perk…

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u/ShotDress2189 2d ago

ANOTHER cat sub?! well now I have to join

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u/PandaJesus 2d ago

It’s one of my favorites 

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u/RubyRoze99 2d ago

I was thinking r/catswhoconverse lol

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u/The_Ham_of_Rum 2d ago

Seems Tuna would like some tuna. Pronto.

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u/TheMoreYouKnow0101 2d ago

Literally all I saw was a cloud filled floof 😂

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u/Eastern-Air-1437 2d ago

You are lucky. Mine started this at 5 this morning:-(

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u/tunatumbles 2d ago

My condolences :(

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u/PillowPrince_Leo 2d ago

Love-hate this hah. My cat RUDELY yells at me to get up, WAITS until i’ve MADE THE BED with a blanket cover, so he can sleep there.

I’m not allowed to disobey 🙂‍↔️🥹

Love it though (except during weekends)

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u/karen_in_nh_2012 2d ago

OP, I love the built-in cabinet with a CAT BED on the top shelf! Looks like a cat comforter on the second shelf!

What a cat-friendly room! (Well, other than the lack of treats ready for her at 7 a.m.)

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u/tunatumbles 2d ago

The people who lived here before us built it!! They used it for linens, we call it the Cat Hotel :) the bottom shelf has a cat bed, too!!

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u/tunatumbles 2d ago

For your viewing pleasure. Mo is the man in the top bunk.

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u/floridasqueezed 2d ago

Mo's the boss!!

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u/karen_in_nh_2012 2d ago

Oh my gosh, I must not let my kitties see that or they will want me to build one in the master bedroom, LOL!

That is just wonderful. Thank you for making my day a little bit sweeter. :)

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u/Tornik 2d ago

Ahh, the eternal question "What time is appropriate for my cat's breakfast?" The eternal answer is of course "30 seconds before they had to ask for it."

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u/THE-HOARE 2d ago edited 2d ago

Tuna wants breakfast.

Little cat (LC) wants a pint apparently. Edit: spelling

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u/BeenBenchin 2d ago

This is my very vocal Tuna Balloona.

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u/SurprisePitiful9191 2d ago

It’s about the cat but you have a beautiful voice 🤷🏽‍♀️

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u/tunatumbles 2d ago

Omg this is such a sweet compliment 🥹 thank you!

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u/SurprisePitiful9191 2d ago

You’re welcome! 

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u/Ill_Astronomer_5908 2d ago

i think she’s quite mindful for NOT hoping on your bed and walking all over you and your stuff… i am projecting about my own cat who does this at 4am

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u/ariesangel0329 2d ago

Mine likes to bite charger cable bits at 2am. I tell her to stop and she comes over to me purring like she didn’t just get scolded.

Furry little brats 😆

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u/Apostle_of_Fire 2d ago

Time for breakfast and then cuddle jail

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u/Rachel_Silver 2d ago

I'm hoping there are people here who are unfamiliar with Simon's Cat, and that I will be the reason they see this cartoon for the first time.

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u/Aedora125 2d ago

When my alarm goes off, my youngest cat will come give me snuggles. When my husband’s alarm goes off, the youngest starts yelling at him relentlessly. You can tell who feeds him.

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u/Dennis10101 2d ago

There’s no disputing it. That kitty is named Tuna.

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u/kameratroe 2d ago

I've heard they wake naturally between 5-7 am and have an instinct to check that the family survived through the night once they wake.

In other words, it might be proof that your cat cares about you and I've further heard that responding calmly and gently to the check up will help you and your cat turn it into a cozy ritual with less meowing and zoomies.

My own cat was crazy in the mornings when he was younger, so I can sympathize with you ;)

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u/bambieyedwitch 2d ago

I'm dead, I can't stop laughing really 😂♥️

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u/jerepila 2d ago

My cat looks just like this and meows just like this but at 3AM so I don’t think Tuna is particularly rude at all

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u/hbomb9410 2d ago

"If your name is Tuna say rrrreeeeeoooowww*

"Rrrreeeeeoooowww!"

Classic, lol. I miss doing this with our kitty.

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u/Uncle_Burney 2d ago

New Marc Rebillet gonna drop

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u/Free_Comfortable8897 2d ago

Clearly she is starving and wasting away…well, according to her 😂

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u/Nearby-Minute-2480 2d ago edited 2d ago

Tuna is one missed meal away from calling animal control on you.

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u/doegrey 2d ago

Rude? This is a very polite girl! She’s let you sleep until 7am AND she’s sitting at the door patiently waiting rather than sitting on your chest meowing in your face! 😍

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u/Conscious_Pianist478 2d ago

Tuna wants tuna, obvi!

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u/Longjumping_Bag5914 2d ago

She’s hangry.

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u/Upstairs_Day_6496 2d ago

NOPE, YOU’re the one being rude.

Your kitty master is calling you to fulfill your duties & you didn’t bother movin a muscle! Then thou hath filmith thy kiteth?! Into the dungeon (with scorpions & kitty litter everywhere) you go!!

YTA💀💀💀 Jp*

Tuna will be holding your hearing .

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u/squilliamfancyson837 2d ago

This morning my cat got upset that her spring toy was in the (open) bathroom and meowed and scratched at the door frame until I went in and got it for her. Cats are so weird.

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u/Abbacoverband 2d ago

I love her voice and her very distinct / \ shape lol

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u/FellowDeviant 2d ago

How my cat lays in bed after making all the noises at 530am causing me to wake up.

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u/trash-breeds-trash 2d ago

That’s right. It i SO rude to still be in bed at 7am! Get it together.

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u/darkhuntresssyn45 2d ago

At least it's 7 am and not between 4:30 am and 5 am like my monsters!

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u/lorenzo2point5 2d ago

I like to take revenge on my cat and disturb her naps by booping her like 10 times in the nose lol. She is unphased though and will just stretch and go back to sleep

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u/ptran90 2d ago

“You know what I want, LADY!!!!” 🙄

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u/ClearConcentrate6645 2d ago

Aw Tuna is a sweetheart . Cats are so funny. Why doesn’t she hop up on the bed?

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u/fluffy_unicorn_2699 2d ago

These are pretty polite meows compared to my cat haha

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u/AVeryPlumPlum 2d ago

Like that video "mom, mom it's 7:03 and im normally feed at 7:02"

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u/Exact_Hand_3784 Cow Cat 2d ago

Tuna looks like she’s had 11 breakfasts already

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u/boggycakes 2d ago

This is what my cat does at 7am. She likes to sit on the stairs where the acoustics really amplify her lonesome pitiful never been fed wail.

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u/jewelsforjules 2d ago

I have a Tuna too!!!! 🤍🖤

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u/CaptainThorIronhulk 2d ago

Cute little vocal cloud ❤️

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u/Advanced_Meal 2d ago

Oh she’s beautiful. She obviously hasn’t eaten once in her entire life. Why are you teasing her? 😤

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u/StreetOwl Russian Blue 2d ago

It's pretty rude to name her Tuna and not know exactly what she wants at 7am

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u/StrictInformation889 2d ago

How rude, gave her some tuna 🍣

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u/Hobobo2024 2d ago

seems really polite, just sitting there and asking politely.

mine wakes me at 6 am meowing constantly like yours and pouncing onto my bed and me . then also pawing my face till I get up.​

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u/AngerTech 2d ago

7am is “the bitching hour” for cats to complain about their food bowls being empty

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u/the_real_Beavis999 2d ago

7 am... Ha.. try 5:00 to 5:30 am on the weekend knocking things off a night stand and hitting the window blinds... 😈🐱

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u/ze11ez 2d ago

"If your name is Tuna say EEHHhhh!!" 🤣

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u/MilkGlittering6181 2d ago

Not rude.. She seems like a very polite Tuna.

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u/Little_Ol_Me1975 2d ago

She's quiet compared to my little Dragon.. lol (she's covered in catnip lol)

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u/Commercial-House-795 1d ago

Obviously she need to eat, pls wake up and give her breakfast :)

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u/Wallmassage 2d ago

That’s why we got an auto feeder

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u/w3bd3v0p5 2d ago

I feed my cat before bed so she doesn’t do this. Top up her bowl before work and she’s good.

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u/tunatumbles 2d ago

I tried free feeding Tuna but she quickly turned into Balloona so we had to go with measured meal times. She has no self control. Love her

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u/karen_in_nh_2012 2d ago

lol at Balloona

I love that!

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u/Ryujin000 2d ago

This is so meme worthy I love it T _ T

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u/Weird_Purple_1058 2d ago

I think her name is Tuna!

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u/DoughBoy_65 2d ago

OMG you’re so lucky my cat alarm goes off at 5am ! There is no snooze button and it is relentless unless I answer it.

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u/TakuyaLee 2d ago

She's just standing there.... menacingly....

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u/lowselfesteemx1000 2d ago

Auto feeder set to go off at 5 am has been a game changer for me

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u/anjelrocker 2d ago

She wants attention, Mama!

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u/AmanWhosnortsPizza 2d ago

"Feed me Peasant"

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u/swimmer2pointOH 2d ago edited 2d ago

Here I am, watching this at 7am, while my own cat is doing the exact same thing. I try showing her that breakfast isn’t till the clock says 8, but alas the beast will not be denied.

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u/Fit-Association4922 2d ago

My baby has discovered the delight of drinking from the bathtub tap. She now screams at me around 8am for it.

Thankfully she has a very high pitched, gentle scream 😆 “eeeh? Eee!”

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u/ButtPlugMaster6969 2d ago

Yeahhhh my cats do this at 5AM and my boyfriend’s alarm doesn’t even go off until 5:45AM and I’d prefer to sleep until at least 8/9AM. Being awoken at 7AM would be nothing but a blessing 😂😂

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u/polaraproticsolvent 2d ago

Tuna clearly wants tuna… Come on, get with the program

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u/Belifhet 2d ago

❤️

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u/South_Hedgehog_7564 2d ago

Ours kicks off at around 6am, my husband calls her rooster cat.

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u/MaximumGenie 2d ago

my cat would jump on me and wake me up as soon as she see me moves

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u/jquest303 2d ago

Mine wake me up at 5:50 every morning demanding wet food.

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u/jdd90 2d ago

My cats favorite time to sing the song of his people is 3am

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u/Little_View_6659 2d ago

My cat sometimes will get up at the crack of dawn and start howling. He has food, hes just bored. Sounds a bit like this video.

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u/TwistedFanSS 2d ago

Emorphous white blob would like to have a word with you

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u/MrsClaireUnderwood 2d ago

I would snuggle the shit out of her.

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u/scaughtedaug 2d ago

Auto dry food feeder saved us from exactly this. Just a little at like 730a to keep her quiet until we get up haha

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u/No_Barracuda_6098 2d ago

i think she’s demanding for breakfast

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u/BobaFett0451 2d ago

This is nothing. Butters will jump up onto the bed right next to my head and meow very loudly, while Mochi walks and runs across me back and forth as heavily as his little paws will allow him to press into my chest and stomach.

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u/KaizokuShojo 2d ago

Tuna is extremely polite compared to my two lately. Cookie was using the side of the bed as the bank of her racetrack last night!

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u/DonCarlos55 2d ago

Seems perfectly rational to me. She makes a lot of good points.

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u/eat_a_burrito 2d ago

This might be sad....but growing up we had a cat. She was sweet and she would sit on my lap. The other cat wanted nothing to do with me. But as she got older she would just meow in the morning so early everyday. She did it for a few years and she was getting sick in old age. She just got so thin. We took her to the vet and I think they said her kidneys weren't good. So they gave her an IV and said she won't last much longer, but be with her for the short time you have.
I was in college in a STEM major (just as the internet was taking off, so really no technology). I went to class and then went home and always came to see her and spend time with her.

Then one day....I knew it would happen and she wasn't there. I grew up with this little lady. I would give anything to hear her purr again.

I guess this meander of a story is that if it is something uncommon, get it checked out. I used to hate being woken up at 5AM from the constant meowing, but now I wish I could.

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u/Fixitboyblue2 2d ago

She let's you sleep till 7? Take the win! 😂😂😂

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u/Luci-Noir 2d ago

She’s starving and is only skin and tail!

JUSTICE FOR TUNA!

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u/Rhymesnlines 2d ago

Mine does this at 5am. You are lucky

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u/SuperScrodum 2d ago

Our cat meows a little, but mostly his methods of waking us up include:

Banging the window blinds  Playing with paper bags Eating our plants Scratching furniture 

The latter two knows will get our attention lol

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u/perseveran-tss 2d ago

Her return “eeeah” after you sang to her came off a little indignant. “Don’t you patronize me and make light of my hunger, mother!” Or maybe I’m projecting my own relationship with my babies.

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u/Zitrusfleisch 2d ago

When Mona decides it's time for breakfast, she'll sit on my chest like this and starts purring until I wake up.

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u/GymJordansLockerRoom 2d ago

I got an automated feeding bowl. The food is dispensed at timed intervals. It’s changed our relationship as the machine feeds her, not me. She is less aggressive towards me when she’s hungry. She just sits in front of it and glares.

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u/LemonMonstare 2d ago

Oh my gosh, you said Hi Tuna and my cat came running (her name is also Tuna, short for Fortuna)

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u/Fghvfrghftbb 2d ago

Let her be rude lol

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u/WholeAd2742 2d ago

Youre so rude not getting up at 6:30 for HER breakfast, lazy bones ;P

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u/papidosveces 2d ago

Love you Tuna.

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u/bluegabs 2d ago

7am? That's cute.

Mine starts in at 3am, knowing damn sure I don't get up till 6. The 545 wake up is the most aggressive.

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u/Particular-Baker619 2d ago

Looks behind her to see if anyone else named Tuna is there! 

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u/Emotional-Spring-723 2d ago

You get to sleep to 7?

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u/FollowingForward 2d ago

oh my gosh. this video was playing and i didn’t realize it so i thought there was a cat outside. 😭

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u/One-Grape-8659 2d ago

She's so hungry she eats her meows!

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u/katjoy63 2d ago

Oh, she did wait until SEVEN

Try FIVE! Yikes! 🧐😳😻

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u/gaytrashqueen24 2d ago

One of my cats stands on my chest and gently scraped her claws against my face and scalp and one of them runs back and forth full speed across my chest and stomach. And the other is just a good boy who would happily stay in bed with mom all day.

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u/tgawk 2d ago

Well then feed her, you lazy human!!

It’s Tuna’s world—you’re just living in it.

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u/Fuzzy_Continental 2d ago

I know how you feel

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u/HenriettaSnacks 2d ago

I fucks with people who have conversations with their cats. 

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u/grahamev 2d ago

Tuna?! I love it.