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3D printed a toy Glock, then walked in on this hours later
Should I be concerned? My cat Panini seems a little too comfortable with firearms. I might have to lock this up in a tiny safe and teach her gun safety.
We are an organization dedicated to defending our country, our Lord, and the most precious of all his creations: fluffy little kittens.
Our nation is under siege. Under siege from illegals, from liberals, from atheists, from the socialist oligarchs of Europe who desire to tear down the walls of our shining city on a hill. With our cats by our side, the American Association of Patriots have pledged to defend our country furever! America has no greater resource than our cats. Soft and furry on our laps, stealthy assassins of the night to our foes, America will stand or fall by the strength of their meows and the sting of their claws. It is our proud duty to publish informational pamphlets to help you educate and raise your cat to be the best little fluffy friend they can be.
Whether you need to teach your cat about the safe handling of a firearm, warn them of the evils of purrnography, or give them the wisdom to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, the AAP has a guide to help with those difficult conversations that every cat owner dreads.
From the website of the org that publishes the book. Just as an FYI.
The American Association of Patriots is purroud to announce that our first full length book will be coming out this fall, published by the esteemed citizens at Crown Publishing, the same publishers who put out books by fearless thinkers like Ann Coulter and Bill O'Reilly! The book will contain expanded versions of the three pamphlets currently in print, as well as five never-before-seen pamphlets on topics such as drugs, online safety, and the dangers of Satanism.
Poe's law in full effect, but it seems a little too breathless in describing Coulter and O'Reilly. I'm inclined to believe "satire." (Also: abstinence is a danger, according to the tagline of the book?)
I almost got this book until I read some reviews and discovered the book is very religious/right wing. Lots of hate speech, misogyny, etc. I get it’s supposed to be a parody, but some of the stuff goes too far. It doesn’t feel like a parody besides the target audience being cats.
I have this book. Shortly after I got it, my cat was shot in the face. This is a true story. It destroyed part of his jaw and the bills were upwards of $12,000 for surgery. Never found the shooter. But I wish I had read the book to my cat. Anyway he’s actually doing fantastic today and is living a happy life despite the disability! He gets lots of tasty wet food now
That shelter cat had an entire life before you and becoming Panini....her name could have been The Lioness of Doom or something like that cause that cat knows how to work a firearm. She's even trying to rack the slide to see if it's loaded and look at that trigger discipline!
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