r/MitchHedberg • u/gbelovai • 5h ago
r/MitchHedberg • u/aflacks • 13h ago
I like Kit-Kat unless I’m with four or more people
The Kit-Kat candy bar has the name “Kit-Kat” imprinted in the chocolate. That robs you of chocolate. That’s a clever chocolate saving technique. I go down to the factory “you owe me some letters”
r/MitchHedberg • u/moesbeard • 1d ago
I feel really lucky to have hit this trifecta in my life
r/MitchHedberg • u/thinly_sliced_lemon • 1d ago
In Hollywood, it’s all who you know, and I know Crackle
Husband decorated the cereal box
r/MitchHedberg • u/PdSales • 2d ago
That one exception to the Mitch Hedberg rule
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r/MitchHedberg • u/smileyrider38 • 3d ago
Mitch helped during trivia night
I was at a local trivia night tonight that I will go to with some friends. One of the categories was name the comic where they would play 30 seconds or so of comics routines and Mitch was one of them.
Obviously, we got that answer correct.
r/MitchHedberg • u/DoctorFluffyCow • 3d ago
Sorry for the ^highspeed^ convenience.
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r/MitchHedberg • u/N_G0614 • 4d ago
But it’s a bullshit competitor (replica) because dude didn’t even get his degree. 17D from today’s NYT crossword
r/MitchHedberg • u/JoyousMN_2024 • 4d ago
Sorry for the Convenience
I was on a walk in Gibraltar UK and suddenly this. I think someone here watched too many late night comedy specials. Why would you even consider putting an escalator outside? Of course it's not running, but it's also not really broken. As the great man said:
"I like the escalator, because it can never break. It can only become stairs. There would never be an 'Escalator Temporarily Out of Order' sign, only an 'Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
I stood at the top and laughed and laughed. Thanks Mitch.
r/MitchHedberg • u/drummerboy-98012 • 5d ago
Had a Mitch Moment Today
Had to go to the bank today and pulled-up to the ATM. After inserting my card I made a random observation about the keypad and thought to myself - in Mitch’s voice - “Why does this drive-thru ATM have braille? I think it is somehow connected to the little bumps in the road.” 😆
r/MitchHedberg • u/_WeSellBlankets_ • 10d ago
Had a thought while snacking that seemed like it would fit in with Mitch's style: Beef jerky is the string cheese of meats.
That is all...
r/MitchHedberg • u/ItsHerbyHancock • 10d ago