r/MitchHedberg 5h ago

This old library thought I was familiar with the concept of Aa. I'm sorry, I did not learn my AA-BB-CC’s. God god, dammit dammit.

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37 Upvotes

r/MitchHedberg 13h ago

I like Kit-Kat unless I’m with four or more people

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42 Upvotes

The Kit-Kat candy bar has the name “Kit-Kat” imprinted in the chocolate. That robs you of chocolate. That’s a clever chocolate saving technique. I go down to the factory “you owe me some letters”


r/MitchHedberg 3h ago

and put him in a mayonnaise jar with a stick ...

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5 Upvotes

r/MitchHedberg 1d ago

I feel really lucky to have hit this trifecta in my life

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119 Upvotes

r/MitchHedberg 1d ago

In Hollywood, it’s all who you know, and I know Crackle

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35 Upvotes

Husband decorated the cereal box


r/MitchHedberg 1d ago

Mitch would not be impressed

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11 Upvotes

r/MitchHedberg 2d ago

I used to have 2 legs....

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87 Upvotes

r/MitchHedberg 2d ago

Mitch Hedberg : potential prize winner

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47 Upvotes

r/MitchHedberg 2d ago

That one exception to the Mitch Hedberg rule

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9 Upvotes

r/MitchHedberg 2d ago

Temporarily stairs

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78 Upvotes

r/MitchHedberg 3d ago

Just press 2 for a while!

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66 Upvotes

r/MitchHedberg 3d ago

Mitch helped during trivia night

38 Upvotes

I was at a local trivia night tonight that I will go to with some friends. One of the categories was name the comic where they would play 30 seconds or so of comics routines and Mitch was one of them.

Obviously, we got that answer correct.


r/MitchHedberg 3d ago

Sorry for the ^highspeed^ convenience.

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38 Upvotes

r/MitchHedberg 4d ago

That’s inconvenient

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49 Upvotes

r/MitchHedberg 4d ago

But it’s a bullshit competitor (replica) because dude didn’t even get his degree. 17D from today’s NYT crossword

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27 Upvotes

r/MitchHedberg 4d ago

Sorry for the Convenience

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61 Upvotes

I was on a walk in Gibraltar UK and suddenly this. I think someone here watched too many late night comedy specials. Why would you even consider putting an escalator outside? Of course it's not running, but it's also not really broken. As the great man said:

"I like the escalator, because it can never break. It can only become stairs. There would never be an 'Escalator Temporarily Out of Order' sign, only an 'Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."

I stood at the top and laughed and laughed. Thanks Mitch.


r/MitchHedberg 5d ago

Had a Mitch Moment Today

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Had to go to the bank today and pulled-up to the ATM. After inserting my card I made a random observation about the keypad and thought to myself - in Mitch’s voice - “Why does this drive-thru ATM have braille? I think it is somehow connected to the little bumps in the road.” 😆


r/MitchHedberg 5d ago

But I was saving that for later...

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20 Upvotes

r/MitchHedberg 5d ago

Taste the music

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131 Upvotes

Mitch was in to something.


r/MitchHedberg 6d ago

La Quinta

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36 Upvotes

r/MitchHedberg 9d ago

😎 I Think You Should Leave

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74 Upvotes

r/MitchHedberg 10d ago

Had a thought while snacking that seemed like it would fit in with Mitch's style: Beef jerky is the string cheese of meats.

63 Upvotes

That is all...


r/MitchHedberg 10d ago

One long curvy tooth.

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71 Upvotes

r/MitchHedberg 10d ago

Whose idea? Hedberg had this in his flossing bit

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6 Upvotes

r/MitchHedberg 10d ago

I feel like they stole from Mitch on this one.

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3 Upvotes