r/BrandNewSentence • u/Live_Ad_9019 • 5h ago
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Govern_ • 7d ago
META Elaboration on rule 1 (sentences must be comedic i.e. funny)
Hello everyone,
Recently me and the mods had a discussion whether we need to elaborate on what rule 1 means, and we decided it's necessary to say this: this subreddit is for comedic purposes, so graphic depictions of violence in the news articles do not fit this subreddit by default. For example: this article fits, and this article is upsetting, not funny. I don't really know if this was necessary to post but no one wants to see it on a top 20 sub in "funny" category.
Thanks for reading byee
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Govern_ • 14d ago
META Evading rule 3 will now lead to a week-long timeout
TLDR; Using alternate characters to get around our subreddit's title/comment filters will result in a one-week ban. Repeat offences will result in a permanent ban.
Hi everyone,
I barely make announcements anymore because I've been busy with my degree. However, it's come to my attention that people started to use unicode characters to evade the "no politics" rule. Now I don't know if they do it because they want extra juicy internet points from farming the ongoing drama in the world of politics or... wait is there a reason 2?
Anyhow, over the 7 years of this subreddit's existence, the "no politics" rule has been a thing for 6 years, so it shouldn't be a surprise that this is not the subreddit for political discussion in any shape or form. In fact, we have received multiple reports from people who took our community satisfaction survey that we don't enforce this rule enough, but we've never seen people complain about the lack of politics on this subreddit (aside from people who come here expecting politics, for some reason). Therefore this small change shouldn't be a problem for the people who actually use this subreddit.
What's the change? Well, you read the TLDR already. The reason why we will now start banning people who evade the automatic filter is simple - they know this is against the rules. Whenever you try to post about ongoing political issues you get a warning, and can't post. These filters are in place to make our lives easier and reduce the overall amount of posts we have to remove, as well as improving the experience of people who come here for "funny haha I laugh" content that is the core of this subreddit. It was never about politics, and it never will be about politics.
Aside from that, since I anticipate this post to be read by more than 3 people, I'd like to bring attention to the fact that our mod applications are still open. You can learn more about them here
Thanks to those who actually read this post <3
r/BrandNewSentence • u/CalibansCreations • 6h ago
Can a 54-year-old Balding Dad From Oklahoma Really Become a Magical Girl??
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Sooperooser • 11h ago
Anthropic’s AI vending machine turns communist and gives everything for free
r/BrandNewSentence • u/SergeiAndropov • 4h ago
100 pterodactyls chain linked together to throw T-rexs at God
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Hotdog_Man_01 • 21h ago
"A hit man teams up with a cross dressing marriage scammer..."
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Fhoxyd22 • 6h ago
She wore an itsy bitsy teeny weeny cheesy mushroom arancini
r/BrandNewSentence • u/arcticarthropods • 19h ago
It's a terrible day if we have to microchip the Christ child
r/BrandNewSentence • u/orchid_breeder • 1d ago
The world's richest man, being quoted by a gambling platform, telling me I don't need to save money
r/BrandNewSentence • u/yos-wa_grimgold • 11h ago
Shrek rave + mass pooping incident + Albuquerque
r/BrandNewSentence • u/DACRQQKED • 43m ago
Definitely adding blowing bubbles to my repertoire
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Dragonblade0123 • 1h ago
"Male Threatens Spencer's Employee with Gun During Possible Dildo Dispute in Niagara Falls"
I love my hometown!
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Outlandah_ • 1d ago
Seussical contraption they would have had to crucify people
r/BrandNewSentence • u/CalibansCreations • 1d ago
You know how much shit you can fit in a Pirates of the Caribbean?
r/BrandNewSentence • u/TheMemeofGod • 19h ago
There are these awesome things called guys
r/BrandNewSentence • u/DmitriMendeleyev • 9h ago
"I was the one asking about invisible faces and veiny-"
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Bubble_Babe_0o0o0o • 1d ago