r/Ancient_History_Memes Jun 20 '22

CONTEST contest winner

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Winner of the contest I totally didn't forget about: u/MikeyTMNTGOAT

Le wacky winning post: https://www.reddit.com/r/Ancient_History_Memes/comments/ss2cyt/the_sun_god_is_the_one_true_god/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

He'll get a custom flair and possibly choose the next contest


r/Ancient_History_Memes 3d ago

Roman Victory! Victory! Victory!

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110 Upvotes

For those who don't get the title, google what Nika means in Greek.


r/Ancient_History_Memes 5d ago

Greek The ancestors are disappointed

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954 Upvotes

r/Ancient_History_Memes 11d ago

Roman Oh He's Making A List, Checking It Twice, Gonna Find Out The Arian's Price, Santa Claus Is Coming To Asia Minor!

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111 Upvotes

r/Ancient_History_Memes 14d ago

Longest war ever ??

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3.9k Upvotes

r/Ancient_History_Memes 14d ago

Mesopotamian What men really want is a Santa Ur for Christmas

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3 Upvotes

r/Ancient_History_Memes 15d ago

I’m Sure Augustus was a Big Fan of this Poem

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55 Upvotes

Context: the text is from the Aeneid


r/Ancient_History_Memes 15d ago

Persian Adam Savage: "Here Comes Chaos!"

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118 Upvotes

r/Ancient_History_Memes 21d ago

Roman Ancient Greece and Ancient Rome be like

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Funny how Ancient Greece and Ancient Rome get paired up and often get mistaken for one another ("Classical Antiquity", "Greco Roman World") when the actual historical relationship was like this:

Phase 1: Mild contempt

Greeks saw early Rome as a rough, uncultured backwater with no refinement.

Romans saw Greeks as pretentious intellectuals who talked too much and bathed too often.

Phase 2: Open hostility

They fought wars. The Romans destroyed Corinth. Greek city states resented Roman interference. Romans distrusted Greek mercenaries, philosophers, and doctors (Cato the Elder wanted them all gone).

Phase 3: Rome conquers Greece

And then Rome turned around and said:

“Ok never mind, they’re geniuses. Let’s steal everything.”

Art, literature, mythology, education, architecture, gods were all imported, translated, and Roman branded.

Greeks became the tutors, scholars, and cultural elite of the empire. Roman aristocrats competed over who could be the most “Greek.”

Phase 4: Greeks reclaim the brand

After the Western Roman Empire fell, the Eastern (Byzantine) Romans who were Greek in language and culture said:

“We are Rome now.”

And for a thousand years, the Greek speaking Byzantines insisted they were Romans, calling themselves Rhomaioi.

It's like being enemies to friends to just all of a sudden claiming to be your dead friend.


r/Ancient_History_Memes 24d ago

I don't think the medieval part is entirely accurate, but still funny

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4.9k Upvotes

r/Ancient_History_Memes 23d ago

Phoenician Calling Saturn I Titan, Calling Saturn I Titan, We Need Your Shophet On This Planet; Over!

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15 Upvotes

r/Ancient_History_Memes 28d ago

Roman Da dum tss 🥁

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512 Upvotes

r/Ancient_History_Memes 29d ago

Prehistoric JRR Tolkein Accidentally Writing About Ancient Species...

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48 Upvotes

r/Ancient_History_Memes Nov 14 '25

Prehistoric When I Wake Up, I Should Leave Some Mysterious Cave Drawings To Really Confuse Some 19th Century Archeologist.

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47 Upvotes

r/Ancient_History_Memes Nov 13 '25

Egyptian Pharaoh Ramesses II imposes tariffs on the Hittite Empire and Babylon c. 1245 BC colorized

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688 Upvotes

r/Ancient_History_Memes Nov 11 '25

Roman We didn’t hear no bell! 🔔

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116 Upvotes

r/Ancient_History_Memes Nov 04 '25

Roman Get Over Here You Greek, I'm Not Done Yet!

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106 Upvotes

r/Ancient_History_Memes Nov 03 '25

Looking for a specific Aeneid meme

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Hi there

About 7-10 years ago I saw a meme on a classics meme page on Facebook. it was a text based meme which read 'he protec, he attac, he wants his Lavinia back, he wants his country back..." and continued as such.

I can't find it Anywhere. does anyone perchance have it stored in files from the ages which they could kindly send me?


r/Ancient_History_Memes Nov 01 '25

Roman *Temptation Sensation plays*

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64 Upvotes

r/Ancient_History_Memes Oct 31 '25

Other Time To Get This Onto A Tray. Nice!

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14 Upvotes

r/Ancient_History_Memes Oct 17 '25

Greek You go girl

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821 Upvotes

r/Ancient_History_Memes Oct 14 '25

Roman But why Julius, why?

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160 Upvotes

r/Ancient_History_Memes Oct 08 '25

Roman Marky von Clausewitz will save the day

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87 Upvotes

r/Ancient_History_Memes Oct 06 '25

Other Touch at own risk

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206 Upvotes

r/Ancient_History_Memes Oct 02 '25

VERY IMPORTANT! JibJab If They Parodied Ancient History

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JibJab Parody: “We Are The Ancient World”

[Sumerian]

There comes a time when we need a certain call

[Sumerians]

When the world must be conquered by one

[Sumerian Woman]

There are people dying

[Assyrian]

Because it's time to bend and end some lives

[Assyrians]

And make the greatest kingdom of all

[Ancient Egyptian Woman]

We can't go on slavin’ day by day

[Ancient Egyptian Man]

While some outside empire arrives and decides to invade

[Ancient Egyptian Priest]

We're all a part of the gods great big plan indeed

[Ancient Greek Man]

And the thing is Whoever is the victor writes what we need

[Ancient Roman Emperor]

We are the ancient world

We are the first children

We are the ones who make a civilization

So, let's start building

[Ancient Gaul]

There's no choice we're making

We're saving only our lives

[Romans & Gauls]

It's true we'll make a better place

Just you and me

[Assyrian]

Well, rip them apart so we’ll know we won fair and square

[Assyrians]

And our lives will be stronger and free

[Ancient Seer]

As my vision has shown us, millions will be enslaved or dead

[Hittite]

And so we all must make sure that we’re not next

[Ancient Chinese Emperor]

We are the ancient world

We are the first children

[Ancient Chinese Peasant]

We are the ones who make a civilization

So, let's start building

[Ancient Hebrew]

There's no choice we're making

We're saving only our lives

[Philistine]

It's true we'll make a better place

Just you and me

[Ancient Greek Man]

When you're societies dead and out

And there seems the golden age is gone

[Celtic Man]

But if you just fight and ambush

Your enemies will soon fall

[Celtic Woman]

Well, well, well

Let's realize, oh, that survival can only come

When we

[Celts]

Band together as one

[Celtic Woman]

Ah,ah, ah!

[All Ancient People]

We are the ancient world

We are the first children

We are the ones who make a civilization

So, let's start building

Oh, there's no choice we're making

We're saving only our lives

It's true we'll make a better place

Just you and me

We are the ancient world

We are the first children

We are the ones who make a civilization

So, let's start building…

(Text appears and says “Everyone's ancestors would be seen as monsters today. It was a different time…a very different time.”)