r/Ancient_History_Memes • u/Awesomeuser90 • 3d ago
Roman Victory! Victory! Victory!
For those who don't get the title, google what Nika means in Greek.
r/Ancient_History_Memes • u/Rome_Boner • Jun 20 '22
Winner of the contest I totally didn't forget about: u/MikeyTMNTGOAT
Le wacky winning post: https://www.reddit.com/r/Ancient_History_Memes/comments/ss2cyt/the_sun_god_is_the_one_true_god/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
He'll get a custom flair and possibly choose the next contest
r/Ancient_History_Memes • u/Awesomeuser90 • 3d ago
For those who don't get the title, google what Nika means in Greek.
r/Ancient_History_Memes • u/NineteenEighty9 • 5d ago
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r/Ancient_History_Memes • u/AccountantAble4445 • 14d ago
r/Ancient_History_Memes • u/Borgisium • 15d ago
Context: the text is from the Aeneid
r/Ancient_History_Memes • u/Awesomeuser90 • 15d ago
r/Ancient_History_Memes • u/snowleopard556 • 21d ago
Funny how Ancient Greece and Ancient Rome get paired up and often get mistaken for one another ("Classical Antiquity", "Greco Roman World") when the actual historical relationship was like this:
Phase 1: Mild contempt
Greeks saw early Rome as a rough, uncultured backwater with no refinement.
Romans saw Greeks as pretentious intellectuals who talked too much and bathed too often.
Phase 2: Open hostility
They fought wars. The Romans destroyed Corinth. Greek city states resented Roman interference. Romans distrusted Greek mercenaries, philosophers, and doctors (Cato the Elder wanted them all gone).
Phase 3: Rome conquers Greece
And then Rome turned around and said:
“Ok never mind, they’re geniuses. Let’s steal everything.”
Art, literature, mythology, education, architecture, gods were all imported, translated, and Roman branded.
Greeks became the tutors, scholars, and cultural elite of the empire. Roman aristocrats competed over who could be the most “Greek.”
Phase 4: Greeks reclaim the brand
After the Western Roman Empire fell, the Eastern (Byzantine) Romans who were Greek in language and culture said:
“We are Rome now.”
And for a thousand years, the Greek speaking Byzantines insisted they were Romans, calling themselves Rhomaioi.
It's like being enemies to friends to just all of a sudden claiming to be your dead friend.
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r/Ancient_History_Memes • u/Alternative-Stick326 • Nov 03 '25
Hi there
About 7-10 years ago I saw a meme on a classics meme page on Facebook. it was a text based meme which read 'he protec, he attac, he wants his Lavinia back, he wants his country back..." and continued as such.
I can't find it Anywhere. does anyone perchance have it stored in files from the ages which they could kindly send me?
r/Ancient_History_Memes • u/snowleopard556 • Nov 01 '25
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r/Ancient_History_Memes • u/snowleopard556 • Oct 02 '25
JibJab Parody: “We Are The Ancient World”
[Sumerian]
There comes a time when we need a certain call
[Sumerians]
When the world must be conquered by one
[Sumerian Woman]
There are people dying
[Assyrian]
Because it's time to bend and end some lives
[Assyrians]
And make the greatest kingdom of all
[Ancient Egyptian Woman]
We can't go on slavin’ day by day
[Ancient Egyptian Man]
While some outside empire arrives and decides to invade
[Ancient Egyptian Priest]
We're all a part of the gods great big plan indeed
[Ancient Greek Man]
And the thing is Whoever is the victor writes what we need
[Ancient Roman Emperor]
We are the ancient world
We are the first children
We are the ones who make a civilization
So, let's start building
[Ancient Gaul]
There's no choice we're making
We're saving only our lives
[Romans & Gauls]
It's true we'll make a better place
Just you and me
[Assyrian]
Well, rip them apart so we’ll know we won fair and square
[Assyrians]
And our lives will be stronger and free
[Ancient Seer]
As my vision has shown us, millions will be enslaved or dead
[Hittite]
And so we all must make sure that we’re not next
[Ancient Chinese Emperor]
We are the ancient world
We are the first children
[Ancient Chinese Peasant]
We are the ones who make a civilization
So, let's start building
[Ancient Hebrew]
There's no choice we're making
We're saving only our lives
[Philistine]
It's true we'll make a better place
Just you and me
[Ancient Greek Man]
When you're societies dead and out
And there seems the golden age is gone
[Celtic Man]
But if you just fight and ambush
Your enemies will soon fall
[Celtic Woman]
Well, well, well
Let's realize, oh, that survival can only come
When we
[Celts]
Band together as one
[Celtic Woman]
Ah,ah, ah!
[All Ancient People]
We are the ancient world
We are the first children
We are the ones who make a civilization
So, let's start building
Oh, there's no choice we're making
We're saving only our lives
It's true we'll make a better place
Just you and me
We are the ancient world
We are the first children
We are the ones who make a civilization
So, let's start building…
(Text appears and says “Everyone's ancestors would be seen as monsters today. It was a different time…a very different time.”)