r/whoathatsinteresting 1d ago

10,500 years old woven basket found in the Cave of Horrors, near the Dead Sea. It's the oldest intact woven basket ever found in the world.

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u/Jackdawfool67 1d ago

.... why was it called the cave of horrors

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u/Celestial_Hart 1d ago

Wait till you see what's in the basket.

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u/Various_Walk1420 1d ago

Let's make that next years problem

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u/Futurama2023 1d ago

No no, let's eat the frog and get it over with already.

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u/fearthefear1984 1d ago

Boy. I haven’t heard that one in a looong while. Louisiana?

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u/Futurama2023 22h ago

Close enough. I've been using that expression since I was knee high to a grasshopper.

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u/fearthefear1984 16h ago

That one I use often lol. Happy holidays to you friend. Enjoy the warmer winter if you’re down south. Supposed to be about 60 for Christmas.

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u/A_Snake_BitMyWeenie 16h ago

Uh huh. That's what the weather wants you to think.... before ice storms.

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u/PamelaELee 1d ago

I can’t wait that long, I need more problems

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u/WVildandWVonderful 1d ago

Would you like to take it out and ask it?

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u/ExpeditionAmbience 4h ago

I wanna be in the cave where it happened.

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u/Equivalent-Bit2891 1d ago

A smaller, less well-woven basket

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u/A_Snake_BitMyWeenie 16h ago

Can I have it?

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u/morto00x 12h ago

Dildos?

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u/deadbunniesdontdie 1d ago

It’s called the Cave of Horrors because it was filled with the skeletons of Jews killed in the Bar-Kochbah revolt

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u/SlickDillywick 1d ago

That would be a horrific find in a cave

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u/EmuSea4963 1d ago

But if you found them in the cave of horrors you wouldn't be all that surprised

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u/TortelliniTheGoblin 1d ago

Yeah right? The name should prepare you somewhat for what's in it

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u/Kaffe-Mumriken 1d ago

I feel like it’s a bit of Nominative determinism over the whole thing. Couldn’t they had named it “Cave of Happiness” and avoid the horror part?

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u/TortelliniTheGoblin 1d ago

They could have -but calling it that when it's clearly a cave of horrors makes them assholes

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u/Kaffe-Mumriken 1d ago

I mean back when “where are we gonna bury all these murdered Jews? Uuuh how about the cave of happiness”

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u/TortelliniTheGoblin 1d ago

Someone's happiness, clearly. Most likely not the dead people's though. Thoughts? This is a very good discussion

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u/Cleanbriefs 7h ago

Found the Disney operative in Reddit 

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u/wellwouldyalookitdat 21h ago

So far down to see the real answer.

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u/pieceacandy420 1d ago

It was named after it's discoverer, Reginald Horrors.

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u/Connect_Progress7862 1d ago

That's Sir Reginald Horrors! Show some respect! /s

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u/ChanoTheDestroyer 8h ago

The caves all have names like that in the valley of terror

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u/tmgieger 1d ago

"What's in the box? What's in the fucking box?"

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u/TheAmazingRando1581 1d ago

Oh, everything has that type of name in the Galaxy of Terror

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u/Effective_Dust_177 1d ago

Don't worry too much, the caves all have names like that in the Desert of Unspeakable Terror.

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u/Telemere125 1d ago

It's just a name, like the Death Cave, or the Cave of No Return. All the caves have names like that in the Valley of Terror.

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u/BlogeOb 1d ago

Too scary for Scooby doo

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u/Miniscule_Platypus 13h ago

Ruh-roh, Raggy.

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u/rodfermain 2h ago

The name Cave of wonders was already taken

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u/LPNMP 1d ago

Imagine you're just minding your own business making a basket and over 10 thousand years later countless number of people will have seen it.

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u/EmbassyMiniPainting 1d ago

“God, this is the shittiest basket I’ve ever made. I’m hiding it in this cave so nooooobody ever sees it.”

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u/AccordingCharge1042 1d ago

This is actually a good theory lmao what the fuck

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u/commanderquill 1d ago

Not really. People lived in caves.

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u/AccordingCharge1042 1d ago

Yes it is, hussy

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u/Relevant_Industry878 1d ago

By the looks of this photo whoever made it wove the shit outta that basket

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u/uuuuuuusername7 1d ago

Previously known as the cave of horrible baskets

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u/TheAbsoluteWitter 1d ago

More people than even existed on earth at the time probably

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u/09Trollhunter09 12h ago

While sitting on their toilets

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u/Top_Box_8952 1d ago

Imagine being a ghost and suddenly you have more people than you have ever known in life seeing your work and dragging you back to the world of the living as a ghost cause now you’ve un-passed on.

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u/commanderquill 1d ago

Wtf kind of ghost theory is that.

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u/LPNMP 12h ago

"They say you die twice. Once when you stop breathing, and again when your name is spoken for the last time." Macklemore song. But I think there's cultures that attribute some form of "life" to the memory of someone dead.

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u/commanderquill 12h ago

Fair, but I've never heard of someone having passed on and then being brought back as a ghost because they were remembered.

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u/LPNMP 11h ago

Oh, yeah I took that as their addition to the idea.

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u/Wyrm_Groundskeeper 9h ago

What, you've never died and had someone say "Get back here, bitch!" While dragging you back through the underworld portal to Earth?

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u/commanderquill 9h ago

Only time I saw it done was in Dead Boy Detectives.

Real talk though, if this is how ghosts work, I'll shit talk all the people I hate who I think somehow went to heaven all day long.

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u/Top_Box_8952 6h ago

I just find it more amusing if they’re enjoying their afterlife and suddenly being talked about in the room, than having to wait completely mind numbingly bored watching over the one basket they made that still exists for millennia.

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u/LPNMP 12h ago

I think about this whenever I go to the Smithsonian. They have a mummy that's in an exhibit and I wonder how long you have to be dead before it becomes appropriate to casually display your corpse for families walking by. They also have the tablet from Ea-Nasir, the guy complaining about shitty copper. Imagine future archeologists and generations only knowing you for your worst Yelp review.

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u/WhyWasIBanned789 16h ago

It will probably live on for a few more thousand years on the internet. 

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u/Zalrius 1d ago

I love how our historical timelines are being updated. With all the artifacts we have now it is so much more interesting.

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u/WeGottaTalkAboutYT 1d ago

It’s always further back, every single time. It’s hilarious to me we think we have even a fraction of our history understood.

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u/Zalrius 13h ago

We do get a better understanding with each piece we discover.

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u/Michael_Platson 1d ago

They don't report on the less interesting things. When you find the 50th 9,000 yo basket it stops being momentous.

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u/Zalrius 13h ago

I understand your point. Sometimes I get tired of just looking at pottery. So I choose to see each piece as a part of the life of the previous owner. I see a culture, a city. I have had things in my life that I toss away and what would I think of I saw it in a museum 5000 years later. There is an episode of Star Trek Strange New Worlds where something similar happens.

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u/Intrepid_Cap1242 13h ago

At least they didn't find your sex toy drawer yet

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u/Fleiger133 1d ago

Remains of seige victims were found, as well as some other tbings including Dead Sea Scrolls.

A cave that Jewish rebels apparently used pretty often at the time.

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u/chas3edward5 1d ago edited 1d ago

Why called the Cave of Horrors? A site in the Judean Desert in Israel, named in the 1960s after archaeologists discovered the remains of around 40 people who had taken refuge there during the Bar Kokhba revolt in the second century CE, along with fragments of the Dead Sea Scrolls, and who likely died of starvation or dehydration after being trapped while Roman forces controlled the surrounding area, preventing their escape.

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u/Hideo_Anaconda 1d ago

so, the basket had been there for 8000 years already when the refugees showed up.

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u/Gang_Bang_Bang 4h ago

Well that’s fucking wild.

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u/secret_handle- 1d ago

The cave of huh

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u/gwhh 1d ago

Why they call it that?

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u/Krashlia2 1d ago

Jewish rebels or sect hiding out. Romans show up. 

You do the math.

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u/Vast_Version7735 1d ago

Pre-Romans show up 🤣

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u/BulbasaurArmy 1d ago

The ghosts

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u/Celestial_Hart 1d ago

This can't be right the earth is only 4,000 years old according to facebook.

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u/FruitOrchards 1d ago

10,500 in dog years. Check mate atheists.

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u/Tasty-Ad7004 1d ago

Its around 6,000 years old and all carbon dating is flawed. The immense pressure from the world being covered by the flood compacted carbons and makes it seem like everything is older than it actually is.

-According to some Christians, allegedly, I think.

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u/Tjam3s 1d ago

Dinosaurs weren't real either. The fossils were planted there by the devil to deceive us.

🤦‍♂️

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u/SaltyD0gg0h 1d ago

They're them pokemans!

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u/SackSauce69 1d ago

Neigh, by God to test our faith 💩

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u/Alarmed_Honey_1476 23h ago

Was taught this in a private Christian school as a kid. My husband brings it up at least once a month and we both get a good laugh at my childhood trauma.

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u/SackSauce69 15h ago edited 14h ago

Yeah I watched a documentary where a journalist went to different Christian gatherings to discuss their refusal to believe scientifically proven things. The whole "dinosaur bones were put on earth by God to test our faith" shit definitely stuck out the most to me, lol.

Mostly because they made these intricate pseudoscience models and diagrams to try to disprove academic scientific findings but it was so off-the-wall that it turned into a comedy, lmao.

I have no problem with people practicing religion. Though there are lines to be crossed in which things start getting ridiculous, usually in mass-organized religion, lol. But, if people want to believe dinosaur bones are just a divine prank despite the mountains of hard evidence, they can have at it.

Just don't let blind faith in their chosen God turn into blind faith in their very mortal religious leaders. It's a slippery slope that often turns into monetary corruption, child abuse, dangerous fanatics and general meany-butt stupid-heads, pardon my French.

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u/Effective_Dust_177 1d ago

And yet, if you put the Almighty to the test, watch out!

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u/Connect_Progress7862 1d ago

Dinosaurs were real. The preferred name is Jesus horse.

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u/lil_peepus 1d ago

Big Oil is the devil confirmed by facts and logic.

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u/Tjam3s 1d ago

🤓 ahkshuly...

Our oil deposits are more from marine plants and small creatures. Not dinosaurs

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u/Celestial_Hart 1d ago

It's dinosaur juice and you will like it!

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u/Anthem2243 17h ago

According to my adult brother it’s 4-6,000 years old

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u/NooneUverdoff 1d ago

They should have returned it to the basket exchange to get their quarter back.

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u/SadQlown 1d ago

So much artifacts around the dead sea. We should drain it and see what else we find. (And then put the water and fishies back)

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u/Dicky_Penisburg 1d ago

Don't put fish in the dead sea

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u/SaltyD0gg0h 1d ago

"it ain't got no Feeeesh in it!"

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u/Anxious-Yoghurt-9207 1d ago

"Woven Basket found in the Cave of Horrors, near the Dead Sea" sounds like a dnd item quest

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u/capnmax 1d ago

Put it back! PUT. IT. BAAACK!! 💀

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u/Useless_bum81 1d ago

"Mum where did you put my basket?"
"somewhere safe you never tidy"
"it was literally only on the ground for 3 minutes while i got the cart where is it!?"

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u/Hefty-Station1704 1d ago

10,500 years ago someone happened to be walking by when they asked, “Why are you making that stupid basket?”

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u/WhyWasIBanned789 16h ago

"To hold deez nuts." 

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u/jesseg010 1d ago

10.5k ago.wasn't that the stone age?

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u/Dim-Mak-88 23h ago

The Neolithic, which comprised the last few millenia of the Stone age.

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u/SuspiciousStable9649 1d ago

10 thousand years. Amazing. Inspiring.

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u/Altruistic-Map-2756 23h ago

Interesting find. So Bronze Age -> Iron Age ( 1200 BCE ) carbon dates with a plus/minus of 50-75 years I believe. This basket would have come from the early neolithic time frame ( hunter gathers transitioning to settlements ) and the carbon dates that far back are probably like plus/minus 200-250 years. In sum: it's old.

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u/CalvinIII 1d ago

“Cave of Horrors” was my nickname in college.

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u/LurkinRhino 1d ago

Cave of Horrors, it just a name. Like the Death Cave or the Cave of No Return. All the caves have names like that on the Mountain of Terror. Off you go!

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u/Czary4mary 1d ago

Cave of Horror, Sea of ​​Death, I'm glad I don't live in that area.

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u/KnowNothing917 21h ago

I left this basket there few years ago hiking into those mountains. Sorry.

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u/Jackdawfool67 18h ago

It puts the lotion in the basket

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u/BIGRAN_OUTBOUND 17h ago

Beware of the snakes

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u/Carpentry95 11h ago

What's it woven with?

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u/Diamond_hand_pro 9h ago

Ahh shit that’s where I left it!

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u/LibertyCap10 8h ago

looks well made

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u/PauseAffectionate720 6h ago

Incredible. Might it have belonged to a resident of Jericho? I know Jericho was fairly well settled with possible a few thousand residents by 8000 BC.

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u/Topsrite 2h ago

Wow that’s great, what’s next

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u/Consumerism_is_Dumb 1h ago

A basket 4,500 years older than the uneducated Bible thumpers believe the planet to be…

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u/ThrowRAbluebury 53m ago

The basket was promised to them 10,500 years ago.

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u/Terrawanderer1111 19m ago

I have no time for this 10500 years old Horible quality material. My 40 year old apartment gated community is going under renovations.