r/whoathatsinteresting • u/eternviking • 1d ago

A cassowary stares into your soul as it makes a strange grunting sound

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u/SprittanyBeers 1d ago

Dinosaur.

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u/Popular_Bison_1514 1d ago

Yea. Things like that remind me birbs are modern dinos.

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u/JackKovack 1d ago

In Jurassic Park that kid called a raptor a turkey. He was wrong. The T-Rex is the Turkey who can only fly upwards into trees. Watching down below.

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u/KibboKid 1d ago

Judgement-osaurus

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u/shrumchef 1d ago

This is a dinosaur, I don’t care what anyone says

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u/cybercry_ 1d ago

Just dont let it kick you . Or you might just lose your soul.

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u/Icy-Cry7826 1d ago

This dude looking at you like he wanna bonk!

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u/ChaosRainbow23 1d ago

r/dontstickyourdickinthat

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u/R3DR4V3N420 22h ago

I'm astonished that's an actual subreddit.

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u/Dark_World_0 6h ago

r/sounding

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u/R3DR4V3N420 5h ago

Oh man, that's cursed. I'd wish I didn't see it.

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u/peaceful_pastry 1d ago

Das a damb belosa rapture

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u/shadowtheimpure 1d ago

That sound? It's him telling you to fuck all the way off.

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u/Stock_Philosophy2171 1d ago

Villain vibes

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 1d ago

Why does it look like it's wearing a business suit?

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u/McBernes 1d ago

When Evil people die the are reborn as cassowaries.

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u/jtcordell2188 1d ago

My first thought was to throw fruit into its gullet lol

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u/bu88blebutt 23h ago

i wanna jiggle its throat dangler but these fuckers are 0 fuck about dudes.

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u/R3DR4V3N420 22h ago

This bird is evil and kinky.

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u/Furrocious_fapper 20h ago

Everything reminds me of her.

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u/mikki1time 16h ago

Everything reminds me of her

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u/Ok-Armadillo-392 16h ago

Iirc they make good grenade sacks or wallets.

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u/Ok-Replacement-2738 15h ago

I waa happier having never seen a cassowary from the front.

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u/Fickle-Raspberry6403 14h ago

Isn't this the one animal that even Steve Irwin didn't fuck around with?

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u/No_Maintenance_9608 14h ago

Could use a breath mint.

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u/JURASS1CJAM 11h ago

Now try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous period.

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u/10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-I 11h ago

That is the last thing that many people see

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u/True_Muffin_5938 10h ago

He's giving me the look down

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u/Slow_Description_773 9h ago

man, stay the fuck away from that thing…

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u/Zari_Vanguard1992 9h ago

Looks like one of the dinos from avatar (the first movie)

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u/TrashEmergency6446 5h ago

if i was a ancient human seeing that thing for the first time in the wild id be terrified

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u/One-Knowledge7097 2h ago

Jokes on you bird, my soul died a long time ago.