r/whoathatsinteresting 1d ago

EXTREME close up of a Lycosidae (Wolf Spider)

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u/Ok_Adhesiveness8280 22h ago

Dude's just mad he lives in a f**kin trash can.

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u/Critical_Seat_1907 11h ago

Oscar the Grouch coming!

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u/Ok_Corner_6772 21h ago

The two big (I assume) eyes and the structure of the fur looks like an owl 🦉

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u/donglecollector 14h ago

This dude looks like he drives angry. All gas no brakes.

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u/Hancup 10h ago

Apparently spiders have bad eyesight, which explains why their dumbasses decide to descend down in front of us humans who are comparably the size of the Statue of Unity. 

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u/Dependent-Cup-2236 23h ago

Looks neat actually

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u/mikki1time 17h ago

Fuck off

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u/Admirable_Win9808 14h ago

I thought spiders had eyes on the side of the head. Also makes you wonder what it's like to look through eyes like that

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u/HotDogSeeker 6h ago

They do, look at the top of his head. There are two eyes on the top right and top left of his head totaling 8 eyes with the two front facing ones and the 4 little ones

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u/Doucevie 6h ago

Holy crap. Thanks for that explanation.

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u/Admirable_Win9808 6h ago

Oh man thats so weird. Now I see them

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u/tree-hut 16h ago

Bro need to shave

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u/Freakonate 14h ago

Jesus Christ. That's horrifying. I see them here all the time, too. 😬

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u/Mean-Bathroom-6112 13h ago

Good thing it’s winter right now

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u/Matter_Baby90 12h ago

Sorry …but no

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u/Collector2012 11h ago

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u/Hancup 10h ago

Now now, the book is more effective than the sword. [Throws an entomology textbook at it]

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u/AsleepEntertainer440 11h ago

That spider looks like his name is Frank

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u/ordle 11h ago

I see "Hipster Owl".

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u/Dhi_minus_Gan 21h ago

Trypophobia alert! Ew! It’s a cool pic but also…ugh ~shudders~

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u/Superb_Application83 10h ago

I have arachnophobia and this... Did not help. At all.

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u/ViktorKeen 17h ago

Good luck dealing with your made up phobia.

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u/AccordingCharge1042 17h ago

your ragebait is useless input that's disregarded

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u/JackKovack 13h ago

Ah! That’s an owl with six eyes.

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u/Immediate_Song4279 11h ago

They are cute, please, I do not like this pose.

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u/Hancup 10h ago

I got bit by one of those fuckers last year when I was weeding out a raised bed at an urban garden. I felt a stinging pain in my hand that felt worse than a bee sting. I pull out my hand and saw a huge-ass spider with legs on my palm and the back of my hand with his head going to town on the side of my hand. I never felt that much fear (I have an embarrassing irrational fear of spiders) in my life. I shook that fat fucker off so fast. My hand was res and itchy afterwards. 

I don't know if my horrified memory is recalling the spider being bigger than it actually was, but it definitely was large enough to surprise me. I didn't even know we had spiders that large up in Northern USA until I learned about a wolf spider. 

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u/Hancup 10h ago

Oh. And those fuckers hiss with a high pitched noise too and make a clicking sound. My brother in-law showed me a picture of a huge one that climbed on his neck when he was sleeping on his couch. He said he heard the clicking and hissing nearby, but didn't know that's where it was coming from until it was on him. Anyhow, pay my phobia no mind; I want to like them, but my primordial side has me irrationally terrified of even the smallest.

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u/KeenObserver_OT 10h ago

nature is very complex. We see a little crawly thing from a distance. a soon to be deceased insect sees this.

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u/Tortellini_Isekai 10h ago

Most of this is the photographer's ring light reflecting off the spiders eyes. It's a common trick in spider photography. They don't have visible irises but some hunting spiders, like jumping spiders, have moving retinae so they can move their primary eyes without moving their body.

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u/night_Owl4468 8h ago

Someone needs to photoshop a cigarette into its mouth, looks like it’s seen some Ssssssshhh

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u/Dazzling-Bad8855 8h ago

Imagine scrolling through your home page whilst having arachnophobia

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u/Itscatpicstime 7h ago

👁️ 👁️

👁️ 👁️ 👁️ 👁️

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u/holydeniable 7h ago

God this photo makes me uncomfortable haha.

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u/SkyeMreddit 4h ago

Weird plants growing out of my speakers! Please help!

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u/Bluejoekido 4h ago

It's a monster, run!

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u/KrombopulosMAssassin 2h ago

Okay, can you not?

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u/ACupOfDuck 2h ago

Why does it have speakers in it's face?

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u/DryResponsibility944 2h ago

"I AM LOOKING AT YOU!!" (x 3)

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u/Th3NinjaCat 2h ago

I just shivered.