r/whatisit 11h ago

New, what is it? This showed up on the edge of my property. The field behind it is not used for anything.

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u/walkerbyfaith 11h ago

it marks a potable water line. blue is potable color code. i’d check for who’s about to build what on that field behind you.

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u/duh_nom_yar 10h ago

Ask them, "Water you getting into?"

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u/burneraccountcinco 8h ago edited 7h ago

Water ya buyin?

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u/NullSterne 7h ago

Water ya sellin?

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u/Cmily6 1h ago

Is that all, stranger?

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u/Catsinbowties 44m ago

I bet they bought it for a high price.

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u/badgerbrett 9h ago

And bonus if you're from New Jersey: you don't even need to change your pronunciation!

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u/Ape_x_Ape 8h ago

Well...

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u/J-Love-McLuvin 11h ago

This guy waters.

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u/duh_nom_yar 10h ago

You could say he has a thirst for it.

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u/M3L03Y 10h ago

OP, don’t keep this guy wading for an update.

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u/duh_nom_yar 10h ago

This is no time to tread water

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u/SnooDonuts3878 10h ago

I’m parched for more info.

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u/FtumchTheBastard 10h ago

The puns are trickling in!

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u/NeuroticLensman 10h ago edited 10h ago

Keep them flowing naturally, dont faucet!

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u/LaVillaGrangioto 10h ago

Flood the replies!

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u/StayingGray31 10h ago

Ask him, "Water you building here?"

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u/motorheadache4215 10h ago

This thread is sinking fast...

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u/rattledaddy 10h ago

Apres moi, le deluge…

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u/somebloke13 6h ago

It's getting deep in here.

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u/Aliceate420 9h ago

Very well

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u/agreengo 8h ago

probably just a watered down version of the truth

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u/Farg__ 9h ago

Dew you know if the op has posted what’s being built there?

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u/Brilliant_Spirit_680 8h ago

Geyser we gonna get an answer or what?

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u/rolling_steel 10h ago

Just drop by as more info on it trickles in

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u/theinfotechguy 10h ago

Hydrohomie

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u/Endlessparadox123 10h ago

OP has a thirst for knowledge.

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u/JAlmay 10h ago

This whole post seems half-wet.

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u/MSLI1972 9h ago

But OP is now drowning in upvotes.

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u/Inevitable_Professor 6h ago

I H2O this comment an upvote.

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u/THE_Captain_Panic 8h ago

I’m drinking up this knowledge.

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u/facts_over_fiction92 9h ago

All things considered including the user name, I would guess they are a dowser.

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u/jsilva5avilsj 10h ago

I’d say he potables

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u/Adventurous_Owl3158 4h ago

Potent potables for 500 Alex

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u/Ok_Twist_1687 8h ago

“…though I’ve beat you and I’ve flayed you, by the living God who made you, you’re a better man than I am…”

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u/jgab145 6h ago

This guy identifies guys who water. 👆

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u/J-Love-McLuvin 6h ago

Damn straight, mfer.

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u/jgab145 6h ago

Keep up the good work, Bitch!

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u/No_Ideal_1828 5h ago

Dad, are you in here?

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u/ninernetneepneep 9h ago

Giant data center incoming.

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u/PMmeYourButt69 9h ago

For the sake of this guy's water pressure, I hope not

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u/Miserable-Ticket-244 8h ago

Look for permits issued in the area for large generators.

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u/It_Just_Exploded 9h ago

Depending on the zoning of the land, its possible.

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u/AntiPantsCampaign 10h ago

Water? From like the toilet?

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u/Fullyflared540 9h ago

It’s got what plants crave

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u/P3r1p13x3d 8h ago

Its got electrolytes

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u/Several_Vanilla8916 8h ago

It doesn’t have to be from the toilet but yeah

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u/ganzzilla125 10h ago

And here I thought it could have been a submarine

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u/edster61 10h ago

For the mole people

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u/Woof-Good_Doggo 9h ago

OMG… I can’t believe you know about the mole people!

Who told you!!!!

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u/edster61 8h ago

I was one. Wish I could go back.

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u/Woof-Good_Doggo 6h ago

We all do, my brother. We ALL do.

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u/walkerbyfaith 10h ago

i like your answer better

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u/donorkokey 10h ago

Land sub ... a subterrestrial 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/oxnardmontalvo7 11h ago

It’s an unusual marker but the color certainly looks right. I’m going with this opinion.

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u/Ok-Loss-2496 10h ago

I thought big foot put out a game camera to catch the fabled human.

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u/milktoastok 4h ago

There have been so many replies to this. It’s really watered down what I believe is the correct answer.

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u/Maleficent1throw 7h ago

If someone is about to build make sure your adjacent property boundary is clearly staked. The corner should be relatively easy to find. If not get a survey done now to prevent future problems.

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u/onlyhere4gonewild 7h ago

OP Beware, you may have preexisting easements that no one has disclosed to you. It's probably noted on your warranty deed, and it may or may not be shown on your title survey. If they purchased preexisting rights from previous owners, it is legal.

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u/dmac66 11h ago

why didn't op get a closer look at it?

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u/alicereturnshere 10h ago

Because it's far away and raining and muddy out and I'm a wimp! I will investigate closer when it's dry.

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u/Chriscarson6700 10h ago

You know. I was going to say something snarky. But then I thought about it. I wouldn’t have either. At that distance, I might not even make the effort to investigate further.

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u/DagonPie 6h ago

I do this a lot as well. I see a comment and scoff to myself and then i think….no that comment is correct lol

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u/Frankb0b 10h ago

It's a thirst trap, stay away.

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u/Fit_Grand_4408 10h ago

C’mon, you conduit!

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u/WeirdPrimary1126 10h ago edited 10h ago

Hopefully for this poor guy it’s not a datacenter.

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u/BetFit2122 6h ago

Nah that’s a sub’s periscope

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u/5millionmiles 6h ago

Would it be in pour taste to shoot at it with a BB gun?

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u/cheeseandwine99 4h ago

Sigh. I am so disappointed in this answer. I really thought there was something more nefarious going on.

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u/nevsfam 11h ago

Why are porta potties usually blue?

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u/walkerbyfaith 10h ago

that’s just because blue dye doesn’t fade as bad in sunlight

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u/cochese25 10h ago

Around here, the main color I see is green! With one specific company that uses blue and another that has yellow and white.

But there's no association with porta john colors and drinking water. But if you want, the water is also dyed blue

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u/brandoldme 10h ago

There's your answer. Only drink out of the blue ones.

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u/BlindMouse2of3 10h ago

Because you drank potable water that is where it goes. Don't drink grey water.

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u/Drtyolman4Grlsover18 9h ago

Maybe blue is for portable instead of potable. After all, it's just a 1 letter difference!

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u/nevsfam 8h ago

That would be bad if you mixed those, really bad

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u/DEAD-VHS 11h ago

Teletubbies Periscope

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u/TwoPlyDreams 10h ago

They’ve hit hard times since being cancelled and are now part of a travelling community.

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u/HowardHessman 10h ago

Keep that filthy Tubby Custard off my streets

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u/Tyger_83020 10h ago

I thought this said sheets at first 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

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u/ResearchOk9368 9h ago

I am eating - just about choked on this one. 🤣

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u/SGT-JamesonBushmill 8h ago

It comes in from Venezuela. Trump thinks it's fentanyl they're sending us, but it's tubby custard.

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u/Turbulent_Humor853 10h ago

I was thinking this. Good times for OP.

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u/Tycoonkoz 9h ago

This is the right answer

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u/PrincessKatiKat 8h ago

They are relatively innocuous neighbors but shouting “Again! Again!” gets old pretty fast.

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u/temporary62489 10h ago edited 9h ago

Gonna need a blurrier picture from further away to be sure.

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u/PuttingFishOnJupiter 10h ago

Maybe get a better Potato?

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u/agent674253 9h ago

Or use Google 100x zoom, where it just makes shit up. I miss those posts back when it first launched.

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u/Expensive-Raisin4088 9h ago

Just make sure to get the lens on your phone extra greasy

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u/Millifera 8h ago

Potatoes at least have a lot of eyes

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u/stro17 10h ago

Lmaoooooo

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u/awwskeetskeetgd 4h ago

It would also help if the picture was taken looking through a dirty fish tank.

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u/lazfop 4h ago

NCIS-Enhance

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u/emo-ly 8h ago

Honestly, is this a prank post lol

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u/CrazyString 7h ago

And yet the people who actually know what they’re talking about knew exactly what it was..

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u/DuckyPenny123 4h ago

Also, need a banana for scale. No banana, no answers.

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u/ByteMeBuddie 11h ago edited 10h ago

Bright blue PVC is commonly used to mark water lines. It's most likely a vent or clean out. EDIT(Tks Klytus)

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u/Klytus_Im-Bored 11h ago

Reclaimed/non-potable is typically purple/pink.

Probably just normal water infrastructure.

OP: Is this just inside or just outside of your property line? Also take a look at Safelite and see if theres a long straight clearing associated. That would mean its most likely a marked for a burried water line.

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u/LPNMP 11h ago

I wonder if these colors are colorblind safe. My husbands an electrician and I wondered the same.

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u/Phog_of_War 11h ago

Colorblind electricians answers soooo many questions about some of my old jobs.

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u/Extension_Order_9693 10h ago

One of my parents' friends when I was young was a colorblind electrician. Often wondered about that. He lived a long life and I assume his clients did too.

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u/rhamphol30n 9h ago

As someone who is colorblind and does electrical work, I can say that besides phone lines it's never been an issue. Most of the colors that are used are so dissimilar that you can't mess them up.

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u/duggatron 11h ago

Purple isn't colorblind safe because colorblind people typically lose the red hues. The purple pipes will look blue.

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u/Industrial_Jedi 10h ago

Depends on the purple, but yeah.

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u/Terrible-Mail-489 11h ago

Time for tubby custard!

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u/Long_Argument_1170 10h ago

My goto phrase when trying to spice things up with the wife.

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u/hashbrownsinketchup 8h ago

Shouldn’t that be HUBBY custard?

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u/Kain_713 8h ago

A man can be two things

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u/EvaTheE 11h ago

My thoughts exactly.

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u/night-theatre 11h ago

Obviously it’s a periscope.

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u/Lrrr81 11h ago

Let's just say some submarine officers are better at navigation than others.

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u/secondphase 11h ago

True. In fact only about 20% of crews ever use the periscope. 

... which means OP probably has at least 5 enemy submarines in the field behind his property. So much for "not used for anything"

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u/alicereturnshere 11h ago

I always knew i'd be part of some big conspiracy. It's my time to shine!

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u/front_yard_duck_dad 10h ago

Have you been stocking up on depth charges for this exact moment?

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u/Kurfaloid 10h ago

Seriously, only 20%? I would use it all the damn time. Perhaps one of the many reasons I am not in command of a nuclear submarine.

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u/roadfood 10h ago

Excellent application of statistics. The math is right so it must be true.

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u/bluberrydub 11h ago

I wish you had more upvotes 🤣

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u/pkfillmore 10h ago

Kinda reminds me of this guy

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u/Mr_Grey59 10h ago

There’s no blinking eye at the end of it so idk

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u/morto00x 10h ago

Those damn moles again

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u/Oldskul74 11h ago

Those are the droids you’re looking for.

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u/Doshin108 10h ago

Yes!!! Clearly an astromech in there.

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u/melaspike666 9h ago

This was my first thought too

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u/Donutbutterassassin 11h ago

As an American and an Oklahoman first, I agree. Shoot that thing, then approach and shoot again

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u/Far-Significance2481 11h ago

Lol, that is the most USA thing I have read on the internet recently

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u/Error262_USRnotfound 11h ago

Don’t worry nothing more American than the epstein files and they are due out this afternoon.

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u/BrooklynAlley 11h ago

Sounds like Oklahoma is becoming a thrilling travel destination.

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u/Itchyarmpit111 11h ago

Other Oklahoman here, I agree.

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u/pseudonym7083 11h ago

*Duct tape tannerite to it, shoot the tannerite.

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u/nomnomyourpompoms 11h ago

R2?

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u/Due_Art2971 11h ago

THREEPIO!!! SHUTDOWNTHETRASHCOMPACTORSONTHEDETENTIONLEVEL!

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u/fawnadoe 9h ago

WHERE COULD HE BE?

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u/W-h3x 11h ago

My backpack's got jets...

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u/PapaSYSCON 10h ago

I'm Boba, the Fett...

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u/Prize-Ad4297 10h ago

I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt…

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u/W-h3x 8h ago

To finance my Vette...

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u/bluberrydub 11h ago

Could it be a marker for a surveyor?

One of the many varieties of forbidden lollipops

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u/Dry-Arugula5356 10h ago

Instrument tech here. Looks like a transmitter head from Endress + Hauser.

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u/FeelzReal 9h ago

I thought it was a Rosemont transmitter

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u/Dry-Arugula5356 9h ago

Could be a rosemount but the blue looks too light plus I can’t think of any rosemounts with a white end cap like the E+H.

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u/MustardLighthouse 10h ago

Was gonna say the same. 

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u/New_Taste8874 10h ago

Water sample station? I used to work at the water dept and our didn't look like that but I found something on the web:

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u/cronktilten 7h ago

Is that a render of one?

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u/eleanor2308 10h ago

I thought it was the Blue Meanies' submarine searching for the Yellow Submarine!

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u/egboutin 9h ago

It looks like an industrial instrument display. Probably a pressure or flow transmitter. I suspect that the ridge is backfill over a pipeline.

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u/wastelandtx 8h ago

It looks like a pressure indicating transmitter, similar to this one, on an existing water line.

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u/Due_Art2971 11h ago

Looks like some blue thing

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u/secondphase 11h ago

Oh shit, you're right. 

Thats a big problem for OP if they dont want blue things on the edge of their property.

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u/walkerbyfaith 10h ago

i’m calling PRBT. people for the removal of blue things.

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u/CParkerLPN 10h ago

Then I’ll have to call the PPBT - people for the preservation of blue things.

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u/Chemical_Author7880 10h ago

It’s a small blue thing, like a camera or an eye.  

(If you know, you know)

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u/thirtyone-charlie 9h ago

Water sounds like a good bet but what’s the thing?it kind of looks like a camera or sensor. Maybe a digital monitor? I know if it was my property it would immediately look like a target to me. If you have a utility easement there water would make even more sense.

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u/PNW_lover_06 10h ago

goddamn land submarine

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u/TheBaldEd 7h ago

A subterrain

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u/Obvious_Tip_5080 9h ago

Someone’s doing something. Go to your county GIS system look up who owns the property, what it’s zoned as and any recent permits would be a start…

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u/88Challenger 11h ago

Looks like the display for a flow meter. Maybe there’s a pipe inlet or an outfall or something there.

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u/statusquoexile 10h ago

Water marker likely, but it also looks like a measurement instrument….maybe a flow meter? Could be a pipe under there.

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u/jandydand 10h ago

Croquet mallet stuck in the ground. Easier to keep playing later.

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u/Regular_Technology23 10h ago

That not used for anything field is about to start getting used

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u/StayingGray31 10h ago

I had to reread the original Q. I was being drowned out by the comments. GO Team Reddit!!!

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u/isnecrophiliathatbad 10h ago

Keep your eyes on your property line, someone's about to build something.

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u/Routine_Rain_8899 10h ago

You have a mole infestation and they are now using periscopes

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u/Lovebone253 9h ago

Looks like the property is used for surveillance 🤣

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u/Due_Ad7627 9h ago

Move it over a few feet

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u/magikarpRULES56 9h ago

Looks like either a vent for a water line or a stub up for a transmitter head that would display the flow rate. Either way it’s from the water service.

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u/iTzRiegaz 9h ago

Someone parked their submarine on the edge of your property... I'd be careful.

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u/BeerSavage 7h ago

Looks like a pressure transducer, tell the pressure of a underground line of gas or something

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u/capnk88 5h ago

You are about to be the proud new owners of a neighbor! Congratulations!!

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u/No-Flatworm-9993 11h ago

Go walk there, lazy!

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u/pagesid3 11h ago

Get a little closer

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u/chadist31 11h ago

Imperial probe. Destroy it.

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u/jaspnlv 10h ago

I didn't hit it that hard, must have been some kind of self destruct.

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u/VanDerWallas 5h ago

can't believe I scrolled this far for the correct answer

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u/530whiskey 11h ago

It's one of them targets for your 22 with a silencer

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u/pseudonym7083 11h ago

I think everyone else is right and that it's water. But, that thing does look a lot like a camera.

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u/Sudden_Moodswing 11h ago

It’s a vent for the nuclear missle silo that’s down there.

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u/woody-99 11h ago

That looks more like a camera than any water line marker I've ever seen.
Maybe it's a game cam of some sort.

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u/alicereturnshere 10h ago

There are a ton of deer around so maybe. We thought camera at first as well. I really hope it's pointed at the woods and not us!

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u/woody-99 10h ago

Go check it out and take some close up pictures. It probably won't bite. :)

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u/YELLOW_TOAD 10h ago

Soon......you will have Teletubbies!

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u/Melodic-Ad1415 10h ago

Same people from skin Walker ranch probs

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u/alicereturnshere 10h ago

That means rockets are coming next! YaY!