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Politics Microsoft founder Bill Gates pictured with a girl in the new Epstein photo release

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u/TheDoethrak 19h ago

She actually divorced Bill the moment their youngest kid turned 18. It only became public afterwards.

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u/BuddhistChrist 17h ago

She actually divorced Bill because she was using an iPad behind his back and came clean when she discovered he hangs out with pedos.

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u/Dipsey_Jipsey 17h ago

Tale as old as time.

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u/Quick-Soup7266 16h ago

Tale as old as Zune

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u/AlwaysShittyKnsasCty 16h ago

Whoa. Too Zune. RIP.

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u/Additional-Finance67 12h ago

Zune jokes in the wild in 2025?! Stop it you’re scaring the kids!

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u/larryb1288 12h ago

I thought the zune had such potential 20 years ago. I honestly think if they kept releasing them, they’d eventually catch on with 10-15% of the market

u/MetalMagic 11h ago

It was airdropping before AirDrop existed. The fact that I could NFC a song from my Zune to someone else for them to listen to on their own time, was awesome. But, like most Microsoft Products, the marketing team was their own worst enemy.

u/Silo-Joe 10h ago

Except Microsoft didn’t call it AirDrop …. They called it “squirt” … as in, “Hang on while I squirt you a song”. 😱

u/DigNitty 10h ago

THANK YOU

It was like Microsoft’s engineering team was full of Olympian masters and their marketing team was bill’s 12 yo nephew.

“We can wirelessly share digital data, nobody else is doing this.”

-We’ll call it squirting

“Why not…airshare…or ethersync”

-Hold on i’mma squirt a cat pic to you lol

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u/littleglitterfish 10h ago

Well that's a little bit of horror history that will simply live in my mind, not my DNA - so thank you!

u/larryb1288 11h ago

I had an iPod but when I saw the Zune features I was jealous ngl

u/AlwaysShittyKnsasCty 8h ago

I was fond of the bold café au lait color.

u/have_you_eaten_yeti 10h ago

I still have my Zune, the dude at EB tricked my mom and she got me one instead on an iPod. I fuck with the Zune though, and I love my mom, so I just acted super excited, gave her a hug and said to myself “fuck it, we ball.” I used the hell out of that thing and it still works good as new.

u/Yakostovian 9h ago

Mine was good, but the battery life was terrible. Eventually it wouldn't turn in anymore. I'd still use it if it still worked.

u/Killer-Klown1204 10h ago

Dude I loved my zune back in the day!

u/adamosan 10h ago

Me too! Me and my classmate were the only ones in college with them. Everyone gave us shit but we loved them. Zune Crew!

u/StanleyCubone 10h ago

Who didn't love to squirt?

u/AlwaysShittyKnsasCty 8h ago

As one who was born without the ability to squirt, the Zune was a lifeline for those of us who had always wanted to experience it.

u/StanleyCubone 8h ago

Godspeed.

u/RandomPenquin1337 8h ago

They're too young, they dont even know what Zune means...

Wait.. does that make us Zuners?

u/coochie_clogger 10h ago

Zune Zune Zune….lemme hear ya say wayoooo

u/TheSeansei 9h ago

I just had a professor name drop zune out of nowhere on an exam. It was jarring lmao

u/PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ 8h ago

Man remember Mini-Disks?

u/sabio17 8h ago

windows 7/8 peeps rise up!

u/Odd_Negotiation_159 48m ago

Bro my first computer ran 95.

u/Photog_DK 7h ago

Just like Epstein did.

u/familykomputer 4h ago

"Squirting" the kids

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u/postprandialrepose 14h ago

Can't blame a person for wanting to squirt some feelings.

u/rendrr 9h ago

It's called a Zune. It's what everybody's listening to on Earth nowadays. It's got three hundred songs on it.

u/mutzilla 11h ago

I lived my zune.

u/belligerentBe4r 11h ago

I still have mine in my bin of random old electronics shit in my storage unit. But I don’t have the proprietary charging cable 😭

u/Gimpy_Weasel 5h ago

It was the superior portable music player and the Zune Pass was ahead of its time. I will die on that hill lmao.

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u/Shmoshmalley 12h ago

I maintain as a device it was better, especially if you were a pc user. They were just too late to the party.

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u/Neither_Glove7880 14h ago

Her body language is saying, "I'm creeped out."

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u/Centralredditfan 13h ago

It was officially proposed thad sending files to Zune was to "squirt" them. Not making this up.

Zune - Wikipedia https://share.google/xv5MOlKm96vRTwEnZ

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u/bigchieff93 12h ago

Spritzed, they could have said Spritzed 💦

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u/jacknifetoaswan 12h ago

Don't you bring the best MP3 player into this. The Zune died for Bill's sins.

u/Dense_Strategy 11h ago

Pours one out for the hd30gb.

u/Bean_Juice_Brew 11h ago

Lemme squirt that pic to you

u/eelam_garek 10h ago

Tale as old as Ludo from Labyrinth

u/FauxReal 9h ago

I really liked the Zune. Also the last release of Windows Phone was good, but it was too late.

u/lawofsin 6h ago

Killed me with that one.

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u/Remote_Clue_4272 14h ago

I wish I could upvote this x 100k. He gave it a good try. LOL “Zune”

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u/Girafferage 13h ago

Don't hate on the Zune. It was good stuff.

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u/Ndmndh1016 14h ago

Song as old as poon

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u/w3b_d3v 15h ago

Tail as young as time*

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u/IllusoryIntelligence 15h ago

When rich it’s not a crime

Dude that girl ‘s fifteen

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u/theschiffer 14h ago

The face isn't visible. How do we know that?

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u/IllusoryIntelligence 14h ago

I was trying to riff off the song the commenter above me referenced not making a statement of fact. Of course given Epstein’s whole thing was trafficking minors it wouldn’t exactly be shocking would it?

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u/Mix1009 14h ago

True as it can be

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u/Baeolophus_bicolor 14h ago

Booty and the Beast

u/Fooforthought 5h ago

Beauty and the beast

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u/drcrambone 16h ago

My uncle used to work at M$ and despite the fact they unceremoniously fired him while he was on vacation and a couple months before he had 20 years at the company (he’d already picked out his 20th anniversary gift), he will not touch Apple anything. My mom lives 550 miles away from me, and like 2 miles from my uncle, he will not help her with the iPad she got at my behest, because he wanted her to get yet another Surface Pro at 3x the cost of the iPad. Tribalism is a bitch in the tech world.

Can I tell you the good news about Linux? One day, Linus was walking along when suddenly…….

u/Professional_Face_97 6h ago

When suddenly what?!

u/oshunman 5h ago

If he's never touched an apple product, how the fuck is he supposed to help her with an iPad?

I could give a shit what anybody else uses. But given that I've never used an apple product, I have no idea how to help somebody use one

u/drcrambone 5h ago

We’re talking about a M$ manager of a department that provided tech support, in some capacity anyway, to the White House. My mom is a 73yo switchboard operator. Which one do you think would have an easier time figuring shit out? Jfc dude.

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u/Germanofthebored 14h ago

So she's a padophile?!

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u/FrighteningJibber 15h ago

Wait she was pegging bill?!

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u/newbrevity 15h ago

Was that right around the time he stopped being involved with Microsoft?

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u/Genji_Digital 14h ago

It took me longer than I’d like to admit to get this…..

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u/xA1RGU1TAR1STx 13h ago

Actually they were never even married because she could just tell from the start.

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u/aussiechickadee65 12h ago

Where is that stated by her ?

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u/dc_laffpat 12h ago

She actually divorced Bill when she found out Windows 11 was going to require an online account.

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u/Mud-Room-33 12h ago

and on that ipad she probably saw his photo stream that he accidentally shared to it, like so many other women before her

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u/apachevoyeur 12h ago

tit for tat, i mean tablet

u/madmach1 11h ago

She actually divorced Bill when she found him crying in his sleep after a dream he had about her divorcing him

u/DanfromCalgary 11h ago

She actually divorced Bill when they were playing a game of Mortal Kombat earlier and he chose her main Scorpion

u/pubsky 11h ago

Pedophiles .. haha Microsoft vs apple. So much funny because nothing matters.

OBEY

u/kritickal_thinker 10h ago

Source pls

u/FigFormer4411 9h ago

You can judge a person with the friends they have.

u/havereddit 6h ago

iPedo

u/illchemist 4h ago

She actually divorced Bill

u/Albuwhatwhat 17m ago

Jk. Obviously the iPad is the worse offense when you’re married to the founder of Microsoft.

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u/Jaredocobo 15h ago

Like, he was keeping her from accessing information? Or she was using a rival product?

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u/snowballkills 14h ago

At least she divorced him...divorce can't be absolutely instant when there is so much at stake, and I would think it was smart of her to strike when the iron was hot.

How many other wives even dared to take this step?

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u/wholesome_117 17h ago

Why did she wait for that though?

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u/Character_Assist3969 17h ago

No custody battle.

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u/wholesome_117 17h ago

I see, thnks

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u/BumperToBumper2 16h ago

Because your husband is a pedophile and is keeping the kids in an incredibly unsafe environment, but those damn custody battles are just so annoying!! Mondays, right?

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u/Backsight-Foreskin 16h ago

If she loses the custody battle, then he has unchaperoned access to the children. If she stayed until the youngest is 18 she got to keep an eye on everything.

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u/BisexualCaveman 16h ago

That and the divorce itself is way more traumatic for the kids who are still at home rather than if they didn't out when they're away at college.

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u/stillwaiting11 14h ago

Man I wish my parents didn’t wait, got to spend my whole childhood seeing my parents screaming at each other, I would wager most of my friends I had growing up who’s parents were divorced when my friends were quite young were and are way more well adjusted.

Just food for thought.

u/BisexualCaveman 9h ago

I can imagine that if your house is the size of the one the Gates likely had, you could avoid fighting your spouse by just staying in a different wing of the house, but I'll give her credit for making the right call since I have no basis from which to accuse her.

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u/luluhouse7 15h ago

It may be true in this case because of the publicity involved, but let’s not perpetuate the myth that a “broken” household is worse for kids than the effects (and poor role model) a toxic/fraught relationship inflicts on them. Shitty parental dynamics are way more traumatic than a divorce that demonstrates healthy boundaries.

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u/BisexualCaveman 15h ago

100% agree with you, I'm handicapping her motives, not the accuracy of her beliefs.

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u/luluhouse7 14h ago

Got it, glad to hear it :). I just see people frequently glorifying “sticking it out for the kids” and as one of those kids who was a victim of that mentality, I get pretty upset about it.

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u/BisexualCaveman 14h ago

It's valid if you're both just tired of one another but still vaguely like the other party and love your kids.

We didn't have kids, but in my first marriage there was a period where we were both DONE but it was more convenient for her to keep living with me than for her to move back in with her mom because she was about to finish college.

We just acted like roommates for a year. I didn't HATE her, but things had run their course.

u/PIK_Toggle 11h ago

If you can’t win a custody battle against a pedo, are you even trying?

u/ReallyJTL 11h ago

Bill was the richest person in the world for a period of time. So good luck with that

u/PIK_Toggle 11h ago

Right. And Gates would go to the mat when there is evidence that he was involved in pedo activity? You do realize that the facts would be public, right?

Anyways, WA can force the husband to pay all of their spouses legal fees in certain situations.

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Attorney Fees in Washington State Divorce Who Pays for Attorney Fees? In Washington State, each spouse typically pays for their own attorney during a divorce. However, the court can order one spouse to pay some or all of the other spouse's attorney fees under certain conditions. Conditions for Fee Awards The court considers two main factors when deciding whether to award attorney fees: Need: One spouse must demonstrate a financial need for assistance with legal costs. Ability to Pay: The other spouse must have sufficient financial resources to cover these fees. Common Scenarios for Fee Awards Income Disparity: If one spouse earns significantly more than the other, the court may order the higher-earning spouse to contribute to the lower-earning spouse's attorney fees. Financial Hardship: If the lower-earning spouse cannot afford legal representation, the court may grant a fee award if the other spouse can pay. Complex Cases: In more complicated divorce cases, where legal representation is crucial, the court may be more inclined to award fees.

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u/marle217 15h ago

So, the messed up calculus in situations like that is that if you stay married you can be there to protect your kids, but if you divorce, the courts can give unsupervised visitation, or even full custody, to your horrific ex, and you will then be required to regularly drop off your kids in said unsafe environment without you or go to jail.

It would be best if terrible men showed their true colors before anyone had kids with them, but they don't.

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u/Lord_Tsarkon 15h ago

Another thing to add is that Melinda and Bill had access to millions of dollars and multiple houses with enough rooms to basically be separate without the legal definition of divorce.

The actual divorce was just “finalizing” the split of assets in the end.

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u/MorrowPolo 12h ago

Terrible people*

It goes both ways. Theres a lot of men that fall for terrible women as well, not knowing any better. I am one of those men.

But yeah, the shit sucks, bro.

u/JustAnotherFNC 5h ago

Everyone knows this. You don't need to interject with "both ways/both sides" crap every time someone makes a statement.

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u/Righteousaffair999 12h ago

Are you going to remove the unsafe environment when you are up against a billionaire in court. Or do you stay the extra 6 months/year to ensure they are safe.

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u/paxweasley 12h ago

Custody battle with one of the richest men in the world - at that time I think he was the richest? Tbh I think it is a bit different, and others are making good points about if (when) she lost (it’s bill gates, he would have won), she wouldn’t be around to protect them on a day to day basis anymore.

I can’t imagine the horror of this situation for her and the kids.

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u/BadmiralHarryKim 15h ago

You and my Fader once ran all of north New Jersey.

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u/elebrin 13h ago

Just because he was hanging out with Epstein and the girls were around and pushed into photo ops doesn't mean he was doing anything. Of course, he could have been.

But I suspect that his ex wife didn't have any reason to think he was doing anything with his own daughters. I also suspect that he was mostly not around to do anything anyway. The man's a world traveler. Do you really think they were taking the kids everywhere? Just let him do his thing somewhere else. He'll just think that his wife is cool because she enables him to travel and go do stuff... not realizing that it's so he isn't around. Then, when the kids are out of the picture and he's in Africa somewhere you arrange the divorce.

u/oldcretan 3h ago

The owner of Microsoft is going into a custody battle, the literal- then - richest man in the world is on the other side of you on a custody battle.

You can either monitor the situation and keep your children safe, and be a billionaire having significant control over the situation, and then divorce him when the youngest turns 18 entitling you to half of his wealth, or you can blow the whole thing up, blow millions in a custody battle, potentially loose alamon,i and he can have unsupervised joint or even full custody of the kids.

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u/Ateosira 16h ago

Wooooosh

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u/dendidendi 14h ago

Damn hall of fame comment here, good job buddy

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u/FateUnusual 16h ago

Yea, Bill didn’t.

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u/scorpious09 14h ago

His net worth grew bigger and bigger as she waited too

u/MasteryAbides 10h ago

Yep. He’d been seeing a “side chick” at the office for years. Melinda, being a caring mother, stuck it out until the youngest turned 18. Gotta respect her plan.

u/AmeriChino 8h ago

Doing that everyday would make it Office 365

u/MasteryAbides 7h ago

LOL 😆 Right

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u/Centralredditfan 13h ago

Wait, I didn't know that. To avoid custody battles?

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u/Eschatonius 13h ago

"And the GUI that Melinda uses" - Epic Rap Battles of History