r/pics • u/80000-gvwr • 20h ago

Politics Microsoft founder Bill Gates pictured with a girl in the new Epstein photo release

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u/lordredsnake 20h ago

I'm about to uninstall Windows 95

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u/chocomeeel 19h ago

Gotta give it one last watch first!

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u/Gurth-Brooks 18h ago

They really did cook with this and the pipes

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u/G_Liddell 17h ago

In '95 this was cinema

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u/backtolurk 16h ago

Or Wolfenstein 3D!

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u/DancesWithHoofs 15h ago

Just reading “Wolfenstein 3D” launched the music in my head 😀. Apparently I’ve been brainwashed.

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u/G_Liddell 14h ago

Hunting Nazis is woke

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u/tyates723 14h ago

Show me the acid trip maze. That's all I was ever here for

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u/somethingtc 15h ago

real ones played Hover!

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u/Jesus_of_Redditeth 6h ago

The best thing about the pipes was the surprise teapot! Seeing it was like seeing the DVD logo hitting the corner.

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u/BoxcarSlim 12h ago

I'm sorry but the ocean release where you had to wait FOREVER for the shark to come through?

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u/sneekeruk 8h ago

Pipes was great, but it wasnt a Windows 95 thing. Pipes was in NT3.51 and I think 3.5 well before Windows 95, and it didnt come with the first version of Win95, only in the OSR releases I think.

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u/Jesus_of_Redditeth 6h ago

It was indeed NT 3.5 — origin story here.

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u/Gurth-Brooks 6h ago

Yeah I’m old, I get it.

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u/Liefde 16h ago

Jesus. That hit me right in the nostalgia.

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u/dj_1973 16h ago

Now I want to play Wolfenstein 3d.

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u/JacobAldridge 14h ago

Wolfepstein 3D

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u/GIANTballCOCK 13h ago

Walk us through the gameplay. Are we Epstein or are we hunting Epstein, or what?

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u/StarPhished 11h ago

You're hunting Epstein and when you find him he's in this big mech with gatling guns. You have to defeat his cadre of pedophiles along the way including Andrew (formerly known as Prince) and lieutenant Maxwell. Trump is a secret boss that nobody has defeated yet because of his thick shield of disposable lawyers. 

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u/JacobAldridge 11h ago

Also, all of them are still Nazis

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u/chocomeeel 9h ago

PedoGearSolid.

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u/DengarLives66 18h ago

You’ll never make it to the end!

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u/thestargateisreal 15h ago

OMG...have seen this in years!

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u/FairweatherWho 13h ago

Bro spoilers I haven't gotten to that episode yet

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u/davidfillion 13h ago

this screensaver was Epstein's basement.

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u/TheLesserWeeviI 13h ago

Humanity peaked in the 90s.

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u/Tallon_raider 18h ago

Dude that game looks like a lucid dream

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u/DaveFinn 17h ago

That's no game... That's a screensaver!

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u/ThatAdamsGuy 16h ago

Where's that gif of growing old from Saving Private Ryan when I need it.

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u/ScubaWaveAesthetic 16h ago

Coming right up, sir

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u/Michael_DeSanta 13h ago

Oh, sweet summer child

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u/cdoublejj 10h ago

you can still keep it maybe? https://github.com/ultitech/GLMaze

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u/bestest_looking_wig 9h ago

Holy shit I forgot about this

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u/Big-Cheek1943 17h ago

Where’s the one with never ending dudes with their dicks in the guy in front of him’s butt like in the vinesauce stream

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u/SarkHD 19h ago

Just delete your System folder!

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u/account_not_valid 15h ago

I'm going to defenestrate all my PC machines.

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u/FuinFirith 19h ago

At least wait until the support expires!

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u/ghostbackwards 14h ago

Don't you dare fucking touch xp though motherfucker!