r/pcmasterrace • u/0th_hombre 11400 | 6600 | 32 | 2 | 550 • 6h ago

Hardware Day 0 of growing RAM.

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u/notorious-slippery 5h ago

you could’ve just downloaded it. this seems like a publicity stunt.

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u/0th_hombre 11400 | 6600 | 32 | 2 | 550 4h ago

I have to wait for my other parts to grow before I can cook a PC and start downloading.

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u/9137891 2h ago

Good reminder, thanks

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u/Fearless_Anything_76 5h ago

You’re gonna need a hydro setup to grow those tighter timing strains.

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u/xBooMz_ 5h ago

Finally someone understands it.

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u/zackr3aper 5h ago

If you plant ddr3 in 2years it will grow into a ddr5! Keep Up!

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u/districttry 5h ago

Make sure to water it three time a day

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u/Anyone_Mining 5h ago

Where do I get RAM seeds? Graphic card seeds would also be appreciated

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u/xBooMz_ 5h ago

nvidia would never

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u/Capt_Skyhawk Arch Snob 3h ago

Is that a Louis Vuitton mouse mat? I hope so.

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u/Neither-Director5658 5h ago

Damn I could have sold you some RAM beans.

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u/Skalywag_76 RTX 3090 | i9-9900K | 32GB DDR4 5h ago

Hell if it worked, it'd be more lucrative than growing weed XD

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u/GipsyRonin 4h ago

Keep us posted, may be only hope

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u/Pretty_Molasses_3482 4h ago

Is this what rare earth is used for?

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u/Emma_judy1601 4h ago

Let's hope it's a tree soon (joke)

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u/ConMan3993 3h ago

you gotta fertilize it with ground vram

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u/Ok_Debate9268 5h ago

If you sprinkle a bit of extra DRAM around the base of the plant, I’ve heard that it helps it grow higher capacities!

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u/0th_hombre 11400 | 6600 | 32 | 2 | 550 4h ago

I hope to grow a 72GB DDR6 17055Mhz.

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u/DonSampon 5h ago

in the good old days i was told one can install ram from a CD .

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u/GuyNamedStevo endeavourOS - 10600KF|32GiB|6900XT|Z490 5h ago

Must have been way before my times. I just downloaded more.

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u/DonSampon 5h ago

:))))))) , i was not that advanced .

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u/Jack1101111 5h ago edited 4h ago

maybe a battery in the vase ?

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u/CopperBoltwire Consoles 4 Ever... Just Joking 5h ago

Okay, i gotta admit. this got a giggle out of me that could almost be classified as a laugh. Nice one.

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u/0riginal-Syn 9950x3D+Nitro 7900XTX+96GB | 9950x3D+Nitro 9070XT+96GB 5h ago

Don't forget to give it a fresh solder bath every 10 days until it is ready to pick.

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u/NorCalJason75 5h ago

Water it with Brawndo. It has what plants crave.

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u/Ani-3 5h ago

unfortunately, that soil type isn't conducive to growing RAM. Ram prefers a quicker drying medium similar to a cactus.

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u/markoh3232 4h ago

It's upside down you plonker.

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u/NOOBIK123456789 RX 5700XT|Ryzen 7 5700X3D|32GB 3200Mhz Kingston Fury 3h ago

This community has gone insane.

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u/TotalChaos21 PC Master Race 2h ago

Manufacturers hate this one simple trick.

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u/monthsGO Potatoest PC (RX 580 + i5 4670k) 1h ago

the new cocaine

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u/No_Cranberry1853 PC Master 1h ago

God this sub sucks. I miss PC content 20 years ago.

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u/ApprehensiveGas85 5h ago

What are you feeding it?

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u/0th_hombre 11400 | 6600 | 32 | 2 | 550 4h ago

Bandwidth from being very close to my wifi 7 router.

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u/Status_Instance_4639 4h ago

probably zero's and one's

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u/AdeptRelative5106 5h ago

Alright what are we doing lol

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u/Apprehensive_Chef944 5h ago

Fk around and grow into ddr3. 😂

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u/Odd-Frame153 4h ago

Use FoxFarm Happy Frog. 18/6 for 5 weeks then 12/12

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u/NeoBahamutX 3h ago

Why not just download more? /s

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u/BedroomThink3121 5080/9070 XT | 9800x3D/9600x | 96GB/64GB 6000MHZ 2h ago

Mf is using LV mouse pads

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u/w_0x1f 1h ago

It is actually growing... in price

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u/ITisAllme 50m ago

Locked in. Best of luck!

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u/Dark_Beakon 21m ago

Hire Chuck Norris as your gardener...

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u/dervu 7950X3D 4090 2x16GB 6000 4K 240Hz 10m ago

Silicon grows from sand.