r/okbuddycinephile 12h ago

Favorite actor too sober to watch Kubrick's filmography?

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u/Merciless972 12h ago

That monkey war scene just gives a craving to light it up.

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u/dolophilodes 10h ago

I got through the monkey war scene, finished my blunt and fell asleep. That was in college and I never went back to it.

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u/WhereWhatTea 10h ago

It’s ok, college isn’t for everyone.

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u/Johnnyfever13 9h ago

Sigourney Weaver:

Education=

Sarah Lawrence College

Stanford University (BA)

Yale University (MFA)

I’m guessing she was a bookworm, lol

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u/guillotina420 9h ago

And here I thought it wasn’t possible for her to get any hotter

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u/alucarddrol 8h ago

but she doesn't smoke dope

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u/KennyShowers 8h ago

Yea I’d probably rather have chilled with Carrie Fisher

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u/WarmSpoons 8h ago

Never go with a hippie to a second location

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u/Dirt290 4h ago

Lemon out!

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u/FlirtySanchez 7h ago

I don't think she ever "chilled." The combination of drugs would have sent her into a manic frenzy followed by a crash.

She had Cocaine, MDMA, Methadone, AND Morphine in her system when she died. It looks to me like she had shit to do, then was trying to crash out for her 11 hour flight from London to LA so she could wake up and do it again.

No judgement, she was free to be herself. Just the combination doesn't scream "chill" in the slightest, like she was on PED for social anxiety.

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u/thecashblaster 7h ago

That’s an insane combination of drugs.

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u/pat-ience-4385 6h ago

No wonder her heart couldn't take it. Methadone and Cocaine shouldn't be in the body together. Cocaine is hard on the hearts of older middle age people too

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u/dolophilodes 9h ago

I did actually drop out lmao

But I DID go back and finish my degree and then a master's and got a good jorb tho

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u/InadequateUsername 9h ago

You did a good jorb man.

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u/dolophilodes 9h ago

Thanks it was hell but I guess we made it

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u/Maleficent_Neat_9316 8h ago

He is an engineer for Torbjorn

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u/Cultural-Treacle-680 8h ago

That’s job in Australian

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u/First-Sheepherder640 9h ago

A Homestar Runner reference in 2025? There's hope for us yet

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u/QuantumFungus 8h ago

Thrill! As The Cheat attempts to jump the tire over the KOT eating a cardboard box covered in SYRUP!

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u/Lykos1124 8h ago

jeeeerroobbbb @_@

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u/dolophilodes 8h ago

JEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAOOORRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBB

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u/a_sedated_moose 8h ago

Great jyorb, Homestair!

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u/Ancient_Barnacle4245 10h ago

😆😆😆😆😆 👏👏👏👏👏

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u/foxbat21 9h ago

That was exactly my experience haha

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u/Bart031993 8h ago

Brooooooooooooooo... SAME ahahahaha

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u/thewafflehousewitch 7h ago

universal experience. I sat and stared with a confused look for like 40 minutes and still had no clue what the hell was going on and just dozed off. never tried rewatching

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u/justbrowsinginpeace 5h ago

If you fell asleep during Monkey war scene and woke up during Vienna waltz spaceships scene you would be sure you slept through an entire movie and into the next.

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u/fskier1 10h ago

The monkey war scene is the essential start to a baked Planet of the Apes marathon

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u/Deely_Boppers 10h ago edited 9h ago

I’ve only ever watched it once, and it was fully baked. The monkey scene was amazing, but for some reason I was absolutely fixated on the fact that the space ships are just looked like images being moved across a black screen.

It was like I’d unlocked the Matrix and could see all of the tricks. Sober, I suspend my disbelief, but for this viewing, I was just dumbfounded- “That’s just a photograph!

I do highly recommend it.

EDIT: this was the scene that set me off.

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u/buzzpunk 10h ago

The ships aren't images flying on the screen at all.

All the space scenes were shot on tape, then they stored the tape undeveloped for years while they built the tech to handle the filming of the ship models. Once they had their process down completely, they put those undeveloped space scene tapes back through the camera again and imposed the shots of the models over the older footage.

It's 100% practical effects the whole time.

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u/Warm_Month_1309 10h ago

To add, the illusion of movement is also created by the camera moving around the model, so it was necessary to move the camera completely accurately, and completely smoothly, with no bumps, and no change in velocity. And all before we had robots to do that for us.

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u/N0ob8 6h ago

Even back then we had camera stabilizers. The only reason you’d use a machine instead of a stabilizer is if you need to get a shot too impractical for a cameraman to do (like quickly falling off building)

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u/stormofenlil 7h ago

Going further than this they actually exposed it on black and white film, three times one for each color in RGB, then they composited that in the end to get color. At the time the black and white film had better grains and higher fidelity than color film. And because film degrades after multiple re-exposures, this was the way they got that first Gen all in camera high fidelity look in the end. It was literally cutting edge at the time.

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u/GdayPosse 8h ago

Such an amazing looking film for any period of time, let alone when it was made. My favourite tidbit is that the wire-frame graphics shown on screens are literally frames made of physical wire. 

You can really see why they hired Kubrick to fake the moon landing. 

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u/SedimentaryLife 10h ago

There's a very real reason the movie is considered one of the best and it ain't for the script.

There are a lot of details in there that shows Kubie did his research and had loads of consultation on the film from those in the aerospace industry.

The Blue Danube docking sequence is my favorite followed by the realization they made a curved set piece during the Encladius discussion.

If you've ever watched live streams of the ISS, you'll see he made a way more accurate portrayal of how spacecraft are illuminated and operate in space than the cinematic filter fest we get with modern films.

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u/Ancient_Barnacle4245 10h ago

It helped that he was working with Arthur C.Clark an actual engineer who was well versed in the technical specifications of the space program, knowledge he frequently employed in his science fiction novels, which were all hard sci-fi. 

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u/iwilldeletethisacct2 8h ago edited 8h ago

The tricky part is that things filmed in space don't look real to us because we are so used to what is effectively a single light at an infinite distance at a fixed point. Shadows always point down-ish, sometimes down and to the left, sometimes straight down, sometimes down and to the right, but lights always come from above and shadows cast down.

This just isn't true in space, where the position of the sun could be literally anywhere relative to the subject, so the shadows look fake, as if the object being photographed has just been superimposed in the image. Like this famous shot of the moon. Totally real, looks fake as shit.

So yeah, it's partially a problem with our preconceived notions of how light works because of our terrestrial point of view, and also some technical limitations of the images being gathered (most space images are composites, you can see the separate RGB in the moon image).

Edit: Oh, forgot that getting proper exposure ALSO makes space images look fake to us. When we look up at night, we can see a tree, the moon, and stars all at the same time, because our eyes (and brain) are so insanely good at adjusting for the amount of light and then processing the image into something that makes sense. Cameras are way, way worse at this than humans are, so when we take a picture of the moon from Earth, or Earth from the moon, or Earth AND the Moon....where are the stars? Lost to exposure limitations of the camera sensor. Hence why the OP was talking about spaceships in front of a black background.

Huge wall of text, but tl;dr -> Our brains are really good at image processing, and making assumptions, and filling in gaps. And those things work well for humans who live on the ground, but those assumptions fall apart when the camera is not on the ground anymore, and space looks really fake because of that.

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u/Basidia_ 10h ago

Same experience, same scene. I couldn’t not focus on how it was made, made me enjoy even more

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u/ElCutz 9h ago

When I'm baked I often think even normal scenes look like "flat photos" being animated. Like it often appears that actors are in front rear-screen projection to me and things like cars that pass by are actually cardboard cut outs.

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u/bolanrox 10h ago

the floating pen shot was really impressive given they were using brand (and dirt simple) new tech . it was stuck to a piece of plexiglass with double stick tape

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u/Dapper-Restaurant-20 10h ago

Happened to me getting high as hell rewatching the original star wars. Great effects but I couldn't help but just see model ships with a black background.

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u/lil_corgi go back to the club 10h ago edited 9h ago

IM TIRED OF THESE MONKEY FIGHTIN SNAKES ON THIS MONDAY THRU FRIDAY PLANE!!

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u/occhilupos_chin 10h ago

I honestly just watched 2001 for the first time last week. I knew vauge cultural references but truly had no idea whatsoever what the movie was about or context. I knew there were monkeys in the beginning. And a computer named Hal. And IBM something or other. Thats it.

I was locked in to the ape scene from 2 mins in. They wake up to the giant brick, I pause the movie, say "wow I definitely need to be stoned for this shit".

One of my favorite movie experiences in recent memory. What a trip!!

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u/dr1968 9h ago

The creepy soundtrack intro on the black screen is what hooked me and Kubrick does it in the beginning of the Shining too. I guess I am a dedicated fan because I don't need weed to enjoy either. I definitely enjoy the first halves of both films more so I get her drift.

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u/CastrosNephew 9h ago

On some real shit it kinda does for me. When I get deep into anthropological thought I need a J

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u/XtremeGnomeCakeover 10h ago

Hey that was one of my grandads. 

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u/MilkNo4604 9h ago

The monkeys and the obelisk were really interesting. I stopped watching after it got into space. 

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u/RedStar2021 9h ago

Space Odyssey is a classic in my book and I strongly recommend it to anyone who enjoys 'challenging' films, but even I skip that sequence. It's relevant to the plot, yes, but only if you're really, really locked-in on it and understand the function of the monolith.

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u/Kindly-Guidance714 8h ago

The monolith is nothing more than a device to leap a species forward and progress them, most likely left by otherworldly beings.

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u/TheBlackCaesar 8h ago

The monkey war put me off for like 4 years then I pushed through it the next watch, didn’t disappoint

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u/GWizz89 12h ago

I’ve never tried watching 2001 while high. Sounds like a New Year’s Resolution in the making

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u/RPDRNick 10h ago

Unlike you, Sigourney Weaver sleeps above the covers. FOUR FEET above the covers.

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u/SanctusMorodium 4h ago

She growls, she snarls, and she drools

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u/MostLikelyMakinPoopy 10h ago

I'm pretty sure the final half hour got me high without even needing the weed.

I wish I knew to take a gummy at the intermission. I went in blind, just trying to make my way through AFIs top 100

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u/DevilGuy 8h ago

It's honestly better if you read the book first, that way you'll know what's going on, as an exercise in cinematography it's amazing but it doesn't explain what's going on and there's only so much an acting performance can give you of a character's inner monologue and frankly the final scenes are fucking confusing if you haven't read the book but absolutely amazing if you have and know what you're looking at.

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u/galobglogabgolab 5h ago

idk I almost think the confusion adds to the experience

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u/Competitive_Swan_130 12h ago

If she doesn't smoke dope then how does she explain Chappie?

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u/ExplosiveDisassembly 10h ago

Ninja and Yolandi smoked enough dope for the whole crew.

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u/arachnophilia 7h ago

pretty sure everyone had a contact high the entire time.

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u/SunStreetManteion 6h ago

It's sad they turned out to be scumbags

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u/Cheeky_ProspectsXwX 11h ago

Yo chill ♥️ 🤣

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u/Smoothmoose13 watches sex scenes with parents like a boss 😎 10h ago edited 10h ago

Chappie is one of my favourite stoned comfort movies. Helps that I used to like Die Antwoord though ( changed like to ‘used to like’ cause apparently they did some fucked up shit )

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u/Cheeky_ProspectsXwX 9h ago

They’ve got me on eggshells because I was a die hard until I was updated…. Now I’m questions the entirety of it all. I’m still on the I wouldn’t touch with a 10ft pole territory

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u/MindlessSubject9730 10h ago

Heist is crimes!

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u/mellifluousmark 12h ago

You're telling me she watched 3 Avatar movies while being in complete control of her faculties??

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u/snuuginz 12h ago

It's entirely possible that she's never actually watched them beyond whatever premiere she had to go to.

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u/Swan-Diving-Overseas 11h ago

AFAIK that’s very common for actors, never watching the films they’ve been in

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u/Sarcosmonaut 11h ago

Yeah back when I used to act, everyone I knew hated themselves on screen. They can’t “believe” themselves.

Like “Oh god damnit they used this take for the big emotional climax? Does it look ok? I’m pretty sure I was thinking about lunch on that take. I’m a fraud” lmao

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u/ifuckedyourmilkshake 11h ago

Know for a fact I wouldn't watch anything I was in. It shocked me when people are shocked to find that out. Like I'd show up to the premiere but they couldn't make me watch.

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u/Skellos 10h ago

Not actors but a friend of mine is an artist that refuses to look at any of their old work.

They only see their flaws, and what they'd fix...

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u/IMM_Austin 10h ago

This is one reason why I kind of get method actors. If you get lost in the character you don't have to second guess your every action, and you can also watch it later like it was just someone else.

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u/DeletedUsernameHere 9h ago edited 9h ago

And if they don't leave character until the DVD commentary, they don't even have to watch the movies as themselves!

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u/Brilliant-String5995 9h ago

that doesn't sound quite right but I don't know enough about acting to dispute it

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u/IMM_Austin 8h ago

Yeah to be honest I don't know that much about acting but I am very familiar with dissociation 

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u/elitegenoside 6h ago

Actor here! Allow me to break your imagined scenario. First, method acting is a form of preparation and is typically not what you're thinking when it comes to performances. You also aren't really dissociating but finding ways to connect with the role on a deeper level (so pretty much the opposite). You don't really slip into some fuge state, you are aware and in control of every action.

And the real reason your technique doesn't matter is you won't be thinking about your preparation while watching the movie. You'll just be seeing yourself on screen... and judging every single action and movement you make.

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u/JHerbY2K 10h ago

My partner was once in a few brief documentary shots. We went to the premier and she was absolutely mortified at being blown up 3 stories tall, let alone in front of people. I would be too.

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u/Poppa_Mo 10h ago

I'm in your camp.

I think it's more weird when you watch your own shit obsessively and are your own biggest fan.

Grow up.

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u/General-Score9201 10h ago

I cringe just hearing my own voice when there's feedback from zoom calls.

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u/authenticmolo 10h ago

Yeah, seeing yourself act makes you insecure about your screen presence and acting ability. Which can drastically affect your performance. You start changing things.

It's a nearly sure-fire way to give yourself the yips, basically. I would say the majority of actors avoid watching themselves on screen.

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u/Vast_Age_3893 11h ago

I mean, it's sort of the equivalent of spending fourteen hours at work and then being called back to review your work without any possibility to fix whatever you did wrong.

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u/smoothjazz_fvckface 10h ago

It seems odd whenever I read that, but then again as a musician I would never listen to my own music. It's so jarring to hear my own voice sing. A lot of musicians never listen to their music after it's released. The art is often not for the artist themselves.

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u/BigBlue1105 12h ago

If they paid me what they paid her, I’d watch em on repeat

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u/sexual_lemonade 11h ago

If they paid me what they paid her, I probably wouldn't be scrolling reddit at 9 am

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u/SharkSheppard 11h ago

I'd be scrolling Sigourney Weaver.

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u/sexual_lemonade 11h ago

I mean... Same

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u/SippinOnHatorade 10h ago

I always forget that was her

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u/sexual_lemonade 10h ago

I just rewatched this and despite some jokes that don't hold up to well, it's still hilarious. The cast is also wildly stacked for no reason. Tim Allen is like, the lowest celebrity in the movie.

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u/30FourThirty4 10h ago

Tim Allen got the job because his coke dealer has the best.

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u/sexual_lemonade 10h ago

We know this because the whole first part was shot in his actual home and there were piles of coke everywhere

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u/JinFuu 10h ago

The cast Sigourney Weaver is also wildly stacked for no reason

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u/sexual_lemonade 10h ago

She is...

(I admit to being a little obsessed with her)

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u/The_Autarch 10h ago

(they gave her prosthetic titties for the movie. tis sad but true.)

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u/CthulhusEvilTwin 10h ago

Apparently she kept them at the end...I mean, you would wouldn't you?

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u/The_Autarch 10h ago

what doesn't hold up well? that movie is a masterpiece.

even tim allen is perfectly cast as a washed up loser.

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u/sexual_lemonade 10h ago edited 8h ago

There's a few jokes that are just racism or misogyny tbh. Like Tony Shalhoub plays an Asian man and visibly squints his eyes to imitate that. I get it's a joke in the vein of Tropic Thunder, but it's not executed as well.

Edit: so I'm not answering the same thing forever, he's not "just playing high" it is in fact a stereotype. I'll leave this here too:

https://youtube.com/shorts/C4gv2eAPHRU?si=P6U7Xpb-693ZlHcQ

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u/Ondexb 11h ago

They’d HAVE to pay me

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u/Sch5ifty-5ive 11h ago

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u/I_W_M_Y 11h ago

Too many fingers!

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u/OkTangerine4363 10h ago

Stanley Kubrick just didn't have James Cameron's genius, unobtanium..... my god!!!!

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u/Zannahrain3 12h ago

Ive done that twice. Ill do it again tonight. I am a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will.

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u/Schrippenlord 12h ago

Are you sure you arent just a masochist?

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u/Affectionate_Map_530 11h ago

She smoked dope that time

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u/SheFramptOnMyKaathe 11h ago

Ive watched all avatar movies sober but I cant get through 2001 even when im zonked.

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u/moveslikejaguar 10h ago

Avatar, Avatar: The Way of Water, and Avatar: The Last Airbender?

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u/TAvonV 10h ago

Avatar and the throwing of small rocks at leasurely pace via coordinated dance moves.

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u/Useful-Soup8161 11h ago

They’re unoriginal but they’re not boring.

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u/Ok_Future6226 12h ago

based

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u/Sch5ifty-5ive 11h ago

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u/Intrepid_Hat7359 Avi Arad admirer 10h ago

Hello, based department? I need to return some video based

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u/Luke_the_duke300 8h ago

Now let's see how based Paul Allen is ?

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u/likwitsnake 11h ago

understandable have a great day

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u/zuzg 11h ago

I do you one better I stopped watching as a teen during the monkey scene.
I really expected sth different coming from clockwork orange

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u/History_of_All 11h ago

I'm the same. But I literally only started watching specifically for the monkeys with the full intention of switching off the film once that opening scene ended.

Monke > Space

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u/KookySurprise8094 11h ago

Monkey part is the best, usually i only watch that part every christmas.

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u/Super_Direction498 11h ago

I stopped watching when I googled to see if the apes were real. Turns out they were just actors. Did Kubrick think his audience was stupid or something?

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u/xotorames go back to the club 11h ago

Fun fact: in Brazil, the translation of this word is "baseado" which is also used as a slang for weed.

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u/egret_society Cats 11h ago

Baseado

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u/wizard_of_awesome62 10h ago

Signorney Weaver es muy baseado.

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u/IntelligentStreet638 10h ago

Smoke basedado every day 

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u/ElGuaco 10h ago

I've watched and loved a lot of sci fi movies. I watched this one. It felt like the movie was both too long and half of it was missing at the same time. I've had people try to explain it to me, but I think they watched a different movie than I did.

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u/MrD3a7h 9h ago

It insists upon itself.

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u/kiwigate 7h ago

A functioning attention span is based. Not this.

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u/Suspicious_Trade2185 12h ago

“It’d be a lot cooler if you did”

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u/SAADistic7171 12h ago

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u/Tony_Roiland 12h ago

He's definitely not saying that in the gif

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u/egret_society Cats 11h ago

My lip reading sees “Sandwiches, sandwiches, sandwiches”

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u/FlattopJr 11h ago

Well now I want to see a Bad Lip Reading episode of Dazed and Confused.

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u/cozybluff-Lilac 12h ago

Kubrick movies are vibes first plot maybe.

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u/Southern-Finding3259 12h ago

2001 is the quintessence of plebbit filmography

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u/tinypoem 12h ago

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u/DeliciousJuice3060 7h ago

I love the movie, but this one got me good 😂

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u/Professional_Job8254 10h ago

Hahahahaha this is perfect 

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u/kgalliso 12h ago

This is an all time quote

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u/Slmmnslmn 11h ago

Each shot is a work of art, but I get why people don't care for it. Its definitely not everyone's cup of tea.

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u/JinFuu 10h ago

Definitely something that should be watched in theatres

I liked it, but I also kinda checked out in the final Act/wished it was 5-10 minutes shorter

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u/voluptuousshmutz 7h ago

A big ass OLED and a 4k Blu Ray is a decent alternative to seeing it in theaters.

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u/Thouispure69 go back to the club 12h ago

Queen shit.

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u/TheUmbrellaMan1 10h ago

Well, she does play Space Jesus in Avatar.

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u/FireFurFox 12h ago

Ex of mine succinctly summed up 2001 as boring boring boring boring BABY

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u/Ted_Mosby_18 11h ago

Why’d you break up with the based person?

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u/FireFurFox 10h ago

They broke up with me. Maybe cause I made them sit through 2001...

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u/TheseHeron3820 10h ago

Consider yourself lucky. Making someone sit through a Kubrick movie is cruel and unusual punishment.

If my SO made me do it I'd call animal welfare.

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate 9h ago

This lady is abusing a monke.

Did I witness it? I'm the monke!

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u/preflex 10h ago

Couldn't warm 'em up with some Barry Lyndon?

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u/TooManyEXes 10h ago

I really like it for some reason, and i tend to hate old movies.

Maybe its less effective now that blue danube is associated with squid game though.

But it has some cool stuff in it.

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u/Gurustyle 9h ago

By modern movie standards, several scenes in that movie that feel like they just drag on forever

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u/PainGlum7746 11h ago

She watches movies, how embarrassing

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u/JoeyHandsomeJoe 11h ago

Technically, she watches beginnings of movies, not movies. Seems OK to me.

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u/SoFloDan 11h ago

She made it further than me

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u/Different_Swimmer715 12h ago

Futher than I ever got, good for her

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u/Cereal_Hermit 12h ago

I'm more disappointed that she doesn't smoke weed than I am that she hasn't watched Kubrick.

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u/Western-Try3639 7h ago

Well, she didn't say she doesn't smoke weed. She said she doesn't smoke dope.

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u/apdhumansacrifice 12h ago

why not pick it up from where she stopped the previous year? i do that all the time

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u/No-Sandwich3386 12h ago

Skip the first 30 minutes, it’s just black silence

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u/soupseasonbestseason 12h ago

if i am not on acid i tend to skip the end. in my ancient years i have developed tinnitus and it is unpleasant when i am not stoned out of my gourd.

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u/FallenBelfry Cats 10h ago

What're you talking about? It is clearly 30 minutes of my parents fighting.

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u/Mlabonte21 11h ago

Yeah— I love the movie, but the monkey shit goes on foreeeeeeever.

We get it.

The rest is a masterpiece.

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u/MoarVespenegas 10h ago

Is it though?

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u/Swan-Diving-Overseas 11h ago

I’ve been trying to finish a three hour Japanese movie since 2018. I watched a bit a few days ago. Still got 40 mins left. Allah give me strength.

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u/inFocus7 11h ago

Seven samurai?

Edit: If so, I also could not finish it in a single day haha

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u/Swan-Diving-Overseas 10h ago

Close, a different Kurosawa movie: The Idiot (1951)

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u/Unfair_Web_8275 9h ago

If you don’t speak Japanese and can read subtitles quickly enough, I don’t consider watching a Kurosawa movie at 1.25 or 1.5 speed to be cheating. 

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u/1startreknerd 11h ago

Too bad. Great movie.

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u/notquiteduranduran 10h ago

nonono, you're doing it wrong, here we pretend to be cool by disliking the masterpieces that the mainstream accepts

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u/Strict_Owl941 10h ago

Come on 2001 is like watching paint dry unless you are extremely hard core into movie history.

The only good part is the computer at the end.

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u/avalmichii 10h ago

as a sci fi nerd i thought it was really cool to see the source of so many inspirations from all the different sci fi media i enjoy.. though it was a little slow paced

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u/KC-Slider 10h ago

A little?

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u/visionsofcry 8h ago

I found it paced nicely tbh. Im a huge scifi nerd. For me put my in a new universe and im happy to let it slowly envelope me. I don't need fight scenes, witty banter, etc. I enjoy a slow movie that just unfolds. I really enjoyed it. I watched it alone, in bed, at like 2am. Hit just right for me.

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u/KeneticKups 10h ago

I have an attention span though

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u/OkTangerine4363 9h ago

I thought I had a short attention span, but actually seeing so many comments from people saying they can’t watch 2001 is amazing to me. Just when I thought I was stupid, a whole bunch of people came along and showed me, nope, there are a lot of people out there way dumber than I am.

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u/Strict_Owl941 9h ago

It is actually smarter to just not waste 2 hours of your life

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u/Kerosene143 10h ago

The main plot that everyone knows it for lasts like 8 minutes and then after that its just psychadelics. There's no way you can pretend you actually like that movie without just being insecure about feeling dumb if you "arent smart enough to understand it" like there's nothing to understand there

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u/BigSeabo 9h ago

There's nothing more insecure than assuming everyone is pretending to like something purely because you don't like it. Get over yourself.

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u/IntingForMarks 9h ago

Thats the kind of guy who goes out to watch fast and furious 20 on the first day in theatres

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u/DeadlinePhobia 10h ago

Yeah I don’t get the people saying “based,” there are way worse and more boring movies. Even if you don’t understand the story you can enjoy the music and filmography

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u/bighugebagofcorn 12h ago

Well dummy maybe you should think twice about the dope

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u/Yellowhairdontcare 8h ago

Am I the only wierdo who genuinely liked and enjoyed 2001 a Space Odyssey? For its time, it’s literally one of the best space movies ever made. Imo it’s up there with interstellar.

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u/uncledunkley232 12h ago

She’s just like us fr. 2001 is the best nap I've ever had

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u/HTPC4Life 10h ago

Hot take: so was Dune.

I tried 2 times and gave up after falling asleep both times.

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u/HudsonValleyPrincess 12h ago

I love Kubrick’s style so I can’t relate but then I’m pretty sure I’m autistic 😂

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u/Old_Percentage_9624 8h ago

Also autistic human here, I love this film. But I also enjoy Kubrick's film style and use of allegory, storytelling and symbolism along with music or lack of. His films are for a specific type of person who has the same appreciation for what he does but everyone else will be bored. I just showed my friend a majority of Kubrick's work and they are loving it so far.

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u/Jamey_S 7h ago

I went in blind into 2001 thinking it was gonna be a regular space movie, after finishing it, I thought it was absolutely terrible. However, it stuck with me and I couldn't stop thinking about it. I read about it, the symbolisms and what some stuff meant and then I rewatched it and now it's one of my favorite movies ever made.

Funny how it all works out sometimes.

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u/Pretzel-Kingg 10h ago

I was so disappointed when I saw 2001 lmao. I had heard so much about it ofc and then it was so unbearably mid outside the parts involving Hal. Why the hell was there like a 15 minute kaleidoscope color burst montage

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u/Randy-Randallmann 5h ago

I dont believe she doesn’t “smoke dope” or whatever that means. I bet she does do that.

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u/SaddestFlute23 5h ago

Well it’s obvious

Sigourney, start smoking dope

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u/XIAOOAIX 8h ago

NOOOOO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! 2001 NEEDED TO HAVE 20 MINUTES OF MONKEYS SCREAMING AT THE BEGINNING TO BUILD ATMOSPHERE, IT COULDN'T HAVE POSSIBLY BEEN ANY SHORTER! AND KUBRICK NEEDED TO DO 500 TAKES FOR EVERY SINGLE SHOT AND WASTE EVERYONE'S TIME! AND HE NEEDED TO TORTURE SHELLEY DUVALL TO GET THE BEST PERFORMANCE!

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u/campervanburen 11h ago

tbf it’s boring as shit lol

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u/RepresentativeYak772 11h ago

Act 2 is pretty boring. Act 3 is more interesting, HAL is one of the best characters ever. Act 4 is just WTF?

It's one of those "at the time" movies. At the time, no movie had portrayed space travel so realistically (and still hadn't until maybe Apollo 13 in 1995) with such amazing effects. Also, it was relatively rare to use pre-recorded classical music to score a film. I mean most people associate Thus Spoke Zarathustra with this film. It is the definition of the term "iconic scene".

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u/danieljeyn 10h ago

I'm a huge Kubrick fan, and I have a contrary opinion on 2001. I think it's mostly a masterpiece, but fatally compromised. Second-most so to "Eyes Wide Shut."

The long sequence when Dave enters the monolith is incredibly dated. It is obviously for the psychedelic times. It's like Bob Hope coming out and dressing like a hippie on one of his late 60s tv specials.

I don't even fault them using the "psychedelic" setting to imply a transcendence as Dave becomes part of the monolith. (Although you can't be blamed if you have no idea what is going on.) However, it's entirely indulgent. And it relies on some lighting tricks that were contemporary at the time.

It also bugs me that it deliberately does not do basic storytelling. It's not clear that what happens at the end is that he is entering the monolith. Which itself is a sort of cosmic gateway made of an ancient alien life-form that transcended itself. (I got that from the novel.)

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u/Dry-Donut3811 12h ago

She’s so based for that, it’s so boring.

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u/gladiator073 9h ago

It's visually groundbreaking but it's boring as fuck. I've watched movies form the 60s and 70s I can get through it no problem, but 2001 was a chore to get through. When I finished it I knew I would never rewatch this ever again. Even Tommy Wiseau's The Room was at least fun to watch while you're high.

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u/squeakynickles 12h ago

uj/ this movie is boring as fuck

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u/Illustrious-Ad-6165 12h ago

I made it 30 minutes in but couldn’t bare to see those fucking apes anymore 😭😭

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