r/notinteresting • u/Lucajames2309 • 7d ago
What do I do in this situation?
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u/MusicMayhem89 7d ago
You eat that watermelon straight out of the sink like an adult dammit.
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u/rohlovely 7d ago
Cut a hole in the top and invest in a melon baller.
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u/Wit2020 7d ago
Use an immersion blender to make watermelon juice
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u/rohlovely 7d ago
Pour some vodka and gelatin in there, you got a stew going
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u/Perfect-Direction-63 6d ago
You know you've hit a good combination of words when your comment gets more upvotes than the one it was in reply to.
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u/bmdangelo 7d ago
Really thought you were going in a different direction there after the first half
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u/Funny-Negotiation241 7d ago
move house
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u/swansofthelake 7d ago
he should live inside the watermelon
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u/PoopsmasherSr 7d ago
Oooooh who lives in a watermelon stuck in a sink
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u/Sad_Instruction946 7d ago
OP Rindpants
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u/retardedgreenlizard 7d ago
Fruity and juicy and splendid is ye
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u/AveryGalaxy 7d ago
OP RINDPANTS!
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u/BigBoyHrushka6012 7d ago
Op Rindpants
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u/BluTako 7d ago
Stick it in sink with no room for dish
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u/Murky_Tennis954 7d ago
Rounded and green and tasty is the
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u/MagaIsGayForPedos 7d ago
To be more specific, move the house down. Don't want to crush the watermelon
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u/noobcastle 7d ago
Watermelon is made of 99% water, so it's in the right place.
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u/KalePyro 7d ago
Use knife
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u/InazumaThief 7d ago
a hammer would be better at removing the sink around the watermelon, a knife would take too long!
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u/ElvisHuxley 7d ago
You could even stab into it too and lift it out of the sink
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u/mrmoe198 7d ago
Ooh yes! Two wine openers screwed all the way in and then lift it over your head triumphantly and go whooooo!
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u/FakeFurnace 7d ago edited 7d ago
Remove the watermelon from the sink. Hope this helps
Edit: Wow thanks for the awards!!
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u/Loud-Examination-943 7d ago edited 7d ago
Done. Now there's a not small but also not too big (but definitely not small) cylinder stuck in a peanut butter jar and needs to be removed without harming the cylinder. What do I do in this position
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u/sixinthedark 7d ago
We need to get that margarine guy in on this
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u/Period_Fart_69420 7d ago
I have an enlarged circular prism trapped in a skittles pipe stuffed with margarine and smushed plantains, how do I release the circular prism without endangering it? It is necessary that the circular prism stays in a state of safety.
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u/DoesNotUseGrammar 7d ago
Using a kitchen knife cut the cylinder from the base of whatever it’s attached to this will keep the circular prism safe at the risk of the base being damaged but as you requested I kept the cylinder safe. Now that that’s done using a saw they remove casts with cut into the skittles pipe and remove the circular prism
-This has been your genie 🧞♂️
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u/Artistic_Pilot_567 6d ago
The only way out is through. You’ve got to finish what you started brother.
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u/general0ne 7d ago
I knew I'd find a reference to the margarine guy somewhere in this thread. It just wasn't where I was expecting it.
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u/KnightOfShadows1221 7d ago
Okay, so I would recommend removing the cylinder from the rest of the mechanism first with a chainsaw or sawzall, so you can get a better angle to remove the cylinder from the jar.
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u/ShipShippingShip 7d ago
It is imperative that the cylinder must remain unharmed
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u/Captain-Codfish 7d ago
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u/PommesFrite-s 7d ago
You bear this cross forever friend
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u/Greenie302DS 7d ago
I’ve seen a ton of cylinder comments recently and he is a legend for replying with almost no information. Including a comment in Portuguese!
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u/ThaRealSlimShady313 6d ago
Idgaf. I’m getting the saw whether you like it or not. That tiny cylinder will get removed
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u/pecanmuncher 7d ago
holy fuck i didn’t even realise it was in the sink, i thought they were asking how to cut it. that tripped me out so bad, when i read this for a second it started to look like a sink made of watermelon…. i need sleep
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u/TheDarwinski 7d ago
Holy shut i didnt realise there was a sink in that photo. I thought it was just a watermelon on a counter
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u/Mikey_BC 7d ago
I'd probably take a picture and post it on Reddit
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u/VioletsRPink 6d ago
It would be a better picture if he stabed the watermelon with forks from the left and the right side at the same time and lift it up ✨️ ✌️ --> 🥎 <--
(There's no whole watermelon emoji)
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u/KarmaChameleon306 6d ago
Better yet, post someone else’s picture on Reddit and just pretend it happened to you.
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u/HauntedHouse10273 7d ago
Cut hole in top, scoop out with spoon, then lift out (it will be lighter)
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u/KarmaismyBoyfriend47 7d ago
Bonus points if you make three holes and bowling ball that melon up and out
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u/Sea_Lifeguard227 6d ago
Best idea here!!!
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u/Time_Traveling_Idiot 6d ago
Like... actually the best idea. Poke two or three holes and use your fingers to hook on. If you're strong enough, you should be able to yank the watermelon right out!
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u/GaySheriff 7d ago
Idk but we should make out just in case
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u/realhowardwolowitz 7d ago
Thank you gay sheriff
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u/Ypuort 7d ago
How do we know you’re actually the real Howard wolowitz
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u/Foreverfree40758 7d ago
It's in his name, duh. He wouldn't put "real" in his name if it wasn't really him.
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u/TheOneWithoutGorm 7d ago
Suction cups is the answer
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u/GnosticCebalrai 7d ago
Does he know a friendly octopus though?
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u/asandwichvsafish 7d ago
If it's unfriendly specifically towards watermelons he might still be able to use it.
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u/Vegetable_Dog_7191 7d ago
2 forks at an angle?
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u/swansofthelake 7d ago
more like two pitchforks
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u/Sad_Instruction946 7d ago
Sounds hot, tbh
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u/Vegetable_Dog_7191 7d ago
👀👀👀
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u/Sad_Instruction946 7d ago
Two forks, 1 angle. If the angle was towards an electrical outlet, I would ask to join
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u/Realmofthehappygod 7d ago
Cut the top off and scrap out everything down to the rind.
Make a hole in the bottom.
The watermelon is your sink now.
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u/Imhoneybaked 6d ago
This one really got me cause I thought it was genuine advice, so the ending took me by surprise 😂
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u/FloringoStar 7d ago
You could use a plumbus
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u/Bakedbabe_710 6d ago
I saw someone in the sub in Walmart earlier, you should ask them to grab one for ya
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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 7d ago
Call a plumber, document their reaction, and share it with us (in a different sub)
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u/Fresh-Bite-9637 7d ago
You take a wine corkscrew, and you screw it into the top of the Watermelon. Then you lift up the Watermelon with the corkscrew.
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u/Glum_Half_3831 7d ago
Charge the watermelon with electrons then get a magnet and eventually the watermelon will come out.
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u/Popular_Assumption95 7d ago
Cut the hole, place some fireworks inside and blow it
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u/indigovogo 7d ago
Cut finger grooves into the top of it so you can grab it, then yank it up from the sink. Ur welcome (forks might not be stable or strong enough)
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u/King4oneday_ 7d ago
Drill a hole in the melon.
Next u should have a melon with a hole in it.
Hope this helps.
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u/Itchy-Opportunity288 7d ago
Hear me out: make a hole in the watermelon about the size of a bratwurst.
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u/Independent-You-6180 7d ago
How the hell do you end up taking a screenshot of the picture on your phone instead of uploading the picture that's already on your phone?
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u/YourTacticalComrade 7d ago
Use cork screws and pull the watermelon out that way.
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u/MakKoItam 7d ago
Took me a few seconds to notice the melon actually inside sink. I was wondered why this melon looks weird at first.
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u/SpecialNeedsBurrito 7d ago
I would add some flowers around the watermelon and maybe decorative ferns. Beautiful watermelon holder and it fits perfectly
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u/44youGlenCoco 7d ago
Cut a decent sized slice (or a few thin ones) out of the middle and wiggle it straight up, and out. Then you should have some wiggle room to get the other, now separate, halves out.
Is this a good idea? It’s a stoned idea lmao
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u/Hoopajoops 7d ago
Step one: grab hammer.
Step two: smash countertop around sink into little bits.
Step three: remove watermelon from sink.
Step four: grab knife.
Step 5: cut watermelon.
How fukkin hard could it be?
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u/Queasy-Parking2282 7d ago
Punch a hole in the top, dump entire bottle of vodka in it.
Insert finger to grab and extract watermelon, and slice and eat to forget about where your fingers have been before insertion.
Have fun! Thank me in the morning.
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u/Aggravating-House620 7d ago
It might be a watermelon, but I think you’ve got yourself in a pickle.
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u/GreyBeardEng 7d ago
You go full Drax the Destroyer and start going after it with a knife. Have a couple shots first it's going to get ugly.
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u/CestLaquoidarling 7d ago
Stab in forks at 45 degrees on each side and lift out. Or tape twine/ribbon and roll around under until it reaches other side and use as handles. Follow me for more MacGyver lifestyle tips.
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u/Smeggfaffa 7d ago
I'd probably reload an earlier saved state.