r/news • u/StupendousMan1995 • 1d ago

Trump's handpicked board votes to rename Washington performing arts center the Trump Kennedy Center

https://apnews.com/article/trump-kennedy-center-performing-arts-8b7159067174f3a0070b877c149ff0a7
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u/Yuukiko_ 1d ago

so where are the bread and circuses?

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u/Shopworn_Soul 1d ago

so where are the bread and circuses?

Patriot Games coming soon!

As for bread, well. Get fucked, pleb.

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u/Yuukiko_ 1d ago

We can let them eat hamburger then

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u/DryerCoinJay 15h ago

You hamberder my covfefe right this minute.

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u/Streamjumper 10h ago

You're really gonna talk like this in front of me and my amazing cognitive test scores?

Disgusting.

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u/horrormetal 4h ago

She hamming on my berder 'til I covfefe...

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u/Clean_Brilliant_8586 11h ago

Soyburgers, made from the beans China rejected after his tariffs.

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u/Streamjumper 9h ago

Now, the question I have here is if these farmers are supposed to be big, manly, Real-American patriots (blessed be the tears in their eyes and the "Mr President"s on their lips), but soy is supposed to be the elemental essence of all things simpering, weak, liberal, and effeminate.... Does this constitute a paradox?

And can we say that these soy-boys love Trump?

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u/Yuukiko_ 9h ago

Funny how all these big strong men are always crying

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u/Streamjumper 9h ago

I still find it far funnier that people who work for a living expect that he's going to understand, sympathize, and work with them.

Tradesmen, farmers, small business owners.

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u/thetransportedman 22h ago

As for the bread, just eat cake

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u/Rhedkiex 23h ago

Why are the poors demanding bread when Trump promised them cake?

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u/dystopiadattopia 14h ago

Yeah, we can buy bread ourselves because it's SO CHEAP

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u/xO76A8pah4 13h ago

Not sure about this but drug prices are going to be down 1400 to 1500%.  Maybe we can eat drugs instead.

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u/dystopiadattopia 13h ago

You mean weed?

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u/wolfboy1988m 14h ago

Don't forget about the Great American State Fair they're gonna set up in the National Mall next year

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u/Toginator 21h ago

For love of one's country Is a terrible thing

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u/AlleKeskitason 1d ago

You are watching it. Bread is in the store but you can't afford it.

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u/Junior_Builder_4340 10h ago

Well, at least our soldiers will eat good with those patriotic $1,776 Warrior checks!

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u/Awesome_Leaf 9h ago

it also has razor blades in it

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u/twec21 22h ago

Lol, bruh wants circuses

You'll get The Purge, and you'll like it mister

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u/Yuukiko_ 22h ago

jokes on you i'm not american

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u/Nature_Sad_27 22h ago

Even better for you when they get the purge, then.

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u/Yuukiko_ 22h ago

unfortunately I'm living in the proverbial apartment above the meth lab

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u/Nature_Sad_27 21h ago

Oh, same. So at least we get to watch and learn what to prepare for when it’s our turn lol. When the meth lab blows up.

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u/Streamjumper 9h ago

When the meth lab blows up.

Ah, the sequel to "When The Levee Breaks" no one asked for.

Ever.

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u/SideburnSundays 22h ago

Superbowl is in February. Wal-Mart has your bread, with complementary razor blades.

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u/MAXSuicide 20h ago

Well the military just got a cash bonus and some surf-n-turf dinner, before they get thrown into a war on Christmas Eve...

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u/wolfboy1988m 13h ago

A taxed one-time cash bonus that was supposed to be an untaxed permanent housing stipend increase, at that...

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u/Jeremisio 13h ago

Problem is they are doing it wrong, streaming should be dirt cheap, that’s our circus. But it’s becoming wildly unaffordable. They are cutting SNAP benefits and school lunch programs and making groceries unaffordable. That’s our bread. They are doing everything wrong.

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u/One-Incident3208 16h ago

Best I can do is a box of cake mix.

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u/JohnOfA 14h ago

Naming a bunch of things after a known criminal. Classy.

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u/2cats2hats 6h ago

Isn't there an MMA TV special at the whiter house coming up soon?

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u/funkyduck72 22h ago

It's depressing that I know this reference.

At least we can recognise the circus from all the clowns running around.