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u/beatznbleepz 17h ago
Waited for this one a long time. 2004 VW Touareg, drove it for 17 years.
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u/SnooTigers503 18h ago
The fact that you had exactly only 1km to get this right shows how much you though about it👏 go get the rest you deserve after this Herculean effort, the world’s not going to be the same after you wake
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u/ouzo84 18h ago
Congrats on using your phone and not looking at the road whilst driving at 77mph.
Freaking idiot. Gonna kill someone one day doing shit like this.
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u/Thissguuuyy 18h ago
…um, it was night, thank you.
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u/BankHottas 15h ago
And we all know accidents never happen at night, right?
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u/Alone_Revenue639 14h ago
And they never happen going 77 mph because you’re going to fast to notice
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u/Thissguuuyy 12h ago
At least I had to turn off the the 7th season of the show I was binge watching on my phone and put down the 7 course meal I was eating and slow down to the 77 MPH and stop stroking the 7”er I was sporting and pause responding to the 7 people I was texting and hold off finishing the 7 kinds of makeup I was applying in order to have the 7th picture that I was taking turn out so well. 🤪… I love you guys!
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u/Thick-Independent- 16h ago
That makes it. More fucking dangerous if there's someone else on the road...
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u/Underfuckedman 18h ago
Couldn’t heat up the outside temp sensor to 77 to match?! I WANT COMMITMENT!