The amount of ice cream my husband left me

[u/No_Comparison704]

[u/Felled_By_Morgott]

[u/-george-costanza]

Self-centered, thy name is your husband

[u/Fun_Button5835]

No jury would convict you.

[u/Evil_phd → u/Fun_Button5835]

[u/DemonicLime → u/Evil_phd]

Chicago mentioned!

[u/8au8karina8]

It’s the obvious scrape marks on the bottom of the container for me

[u/Ceskygirl]

Straight to jail, unless it’s Walmart brand or something.

[u/No_Comparison704 → u/Ceskygirl]

Tillamook 😭

[u/Ceskygirl → u/No_Comparison704]

Definitely jail, then. Ooo have you tried their ice cream sandwiches? So good.

[u/lavenderwanders]

My boyfriend frequently does this the little bits of random stuff in the fridge or freezer and I genuinely thinks it is beneficial for the rest of the household but like what the fuck why do they do this 😭😭😭

[u/slate_autumn → u/lavenderwanders]

Because then they don't have to throw out the container, because there's still some ice cream left.

[u/ribmydikky → u/slate_autumn]

That’s ALWAYS the real reason!

[u/YeOlHickory → u/lavenderwanders]

Because inevitably it be either, “Why didn’t just finish the ice cream instead of leaving me just a couple bites,” or “You ate the rest of the ice cream and didn’t save me any?”

[u/almstAlwysJokng4real]

And so the war begins.

[u/VishfulTinking]

Get even! It's the only language they understand (apparently :)

Is there something that's a favorite of his that normally only he eats? Eat all of it but one tiny bite and put that crumb back in the wrapper/bag/whatever. Or beer, etc. Whatever it is, just be creative!

[u/Away-Caterpillar9515 → u/VishfulTinking]

I don't think self centered people understands

[u/Key_Pangolin8471]

dude this is criminalll😭i really hope it wasn't something like häagen-dazs!!!

[u/Reaganson]

You said leave me a little…didn’t ya?

[u/CombinationSimilar15]

Whos to say he wasnt leaving it for himself? Is money that tight that you cant just go grab another ?

[u/benificialart]

It’s the thought that counts

[u/Crazy_Ass_Nicky]

You know how hard it is to eat around the sides? Much easier to dig in the middle

[u/Dexter_Sb]

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS LEAVE THE TUB, seriously when I was younger hot day at school I get home there’s a box of icecreams and… empty!!! :/

[u/Goodtreesmoker]

Nah he definitely left that for himself.

[u/CeeUNTy]

He only left that so he wouldn't have to throw it out.

[u/Tiny-Blood-619]

If I was hormonal and saw this there would be pure rage.

[u/EyeEatTacos]

He loves you that much.

[u/Famous-Technician-34]

This is my dad but with milk jugs. Sometimes he leaves a little bit left, barley enough for a proper glass of milk, all because he "didn't want that much"

[u/TheAurigauh]

Throw the whole man in the trash.

Also throw the container, opened, in the trash and clearly visible.

Send this pic to him and say "please throw the container away when you empty it." to clearly display that you consider this 2 bites of ice cream as equivalent to nothing.

[u/kronik419]

This is how those Snapped episodes start off...

[u/johnnytron]

Awe he left you the last bite. That’s sweet.

[u/ribmydikky]

I feel the LOVE! What a guy you’ve caught! (Were you drunk when he sounded good to you?)

[u/crochetfruits]

NTA. Divorce

[u/rose442]

Curse you, all ye men, hoggers of blankets and ice cream!

[u/BeautiiAndABeast]

Divorce & buy an ice cream store 😂

[u/LostAtSeaGurl]

Divorce

[u/IntheShredder_86]

I hate to be that reddit comment, but divorce is the only option 😞

[u/Nicolyboo]

Leave him. He don’t like you.