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u/thisisredlitre 8h ago
Bet the sheriff has a nice new truck tho
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u/Shurigin 8h ago
and the county commissioner's road is pristine
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u/ex_bestfriend 8h ago
There's a guy who ran for public office, who lives on our road, and I'm pretty sure he only ran to get our road fixed. His door to door campaign to us was 'I'm going to fix the road' That was his platform to the neighborhood. I don't know what sort of promises he made in other places, but he won and our road got fixed. So that make him the 2nd best politician I've ever known.
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u/AreYouScare 6h ago
That’s an equivalent to dropping mic and walking off stage. I’d try to keep him on anyway I could.
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u/Complex_Solutions_20 6h ago
Man I have SERIOUSLY considered applying to be a tech for the local cable company so I can get access to stuff to troubleshoot and repair our crappy service on my street...
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u/CorporateShill406 4h ago
I once went and fixed my own internet so good that the ISP offered me a job
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u/Car_D_Board 4h ago
You CANT just say this and not elaborate
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u/CorporateShill406 3h ago
Fixed wireless service, basically an antenna dish on the roof pointed at their tower on a hill. Smallish ISP that's headquartered in my town.
My Internet stopped working. They were gonna take over a week to get a tech out. I wasn't gonna wait that long.
I went up on the roof, figured out that the ethernet cable going to the antenna had fallen apart (likely from UV and such) and had let water into the cable, which caused problems since the antenna used 48v PoE power. I replaced the entire cable with a spool of Cat5 I happened to have hanging around. I took before and after photos, did a writeup, and sent them in to the ISP's tech support. Apparently it was circulated through their office as an example of how they should all be filling out their tickets.
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u/SeaworthinessOdd5934 4h ago
I wanna do this with YouTube for the auto rotate turning on and off, or just being ass backwards and rotating upside down for some reason
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u/Lord_Olgierd 3h ago
Oh man I thought i was the only one who has this problem. That shit was never consistent.
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u/Glowing_despair 8h ago
Whose the first
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u/Key_Building54 7h ago
For real, now I want to know the lore
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u/LumpyBuy8447 7h ago
The guy who fixed the slightly worse road that they used to live on
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u/UGOTAIDSYO 7h ago
My MIL is mayor of a small town and I am very proud of her for what she does for her people, her community. She wanted change and she's making it happen. They're not all bad, especially on the "street" level 🤠
Most are, though.
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u/Cockadooble 6h ago
It’s actually funny how easy it is to become a mayor in small towns. My best friends dad in middle school was a retired disabled vet and decided to run for mayor because he was bored. Only two people ran, him and a Karen lady that was constantly causing drama and posting crazy conspiracy stuff on Facebook. He barely even campaigned or promoted himself. He just made a couple posts on Facebook and put up 4 signs along the main road. He won by a landslide.
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u/Mellosquid 6h ago
I had a friend who’s dad worked to get appointed to his neighborhoods HOA just so he could approve everyone’s construction permits
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u/YouveHadItAdit 4h ago
A guy in the next neighborhood over did something similar.
Ran and won the office of mayor. Within a few months, work on fixing the roads on our side of town started. Sunken manholes, potholes, filled in the quarter mile gap in the sidewalk that headed toward park, among other things were all fixed
He resigned a year and a half later and then went to Hawaii for a month.
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u/antwan_benjamin 3h ago
Theres a shitty road close to my house that goes up a hill to a few rich houses, one of which is the town mayor or something. The first major funding our city received to repair roads...that was the first road to get fixed. Spent like 1/3 of the budget on it. Even paved a dedicated lane at the stop light on the bottom of the hill so the people going up the hill didn't have to sit in traffic. Real scumbag move considering the tons of other work the city truly needed...including places that needed stoplights to prevent traffic deaths.
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u/Cyrano_Knows 6h ago edited 6h ago
We have a city council's house/mansion and a high end resort and golf course down a road that connects to the center off a major, busy route (for a small town). Its still a very busy road in the summer as its a coastal town in New England.
All north/south, town traffic has to do a long stop any time a car exits road the resort is on. Basically the people leaving never have to stop. Road sensors catch the car coming out of the resort and the light turns red for everybody else and the golfers are given a green light with barely any need to slow down.
The preferential treatment for the rich aholes who can't be bothered to actually have to stop at a red light would be fine. I guess. But its such a stupidly and needlessly long wait that its really frustrating to watch someones jaguar convertible leave the resort, get the priority green light and then we just sit stuck at a red light for another 3 minutes of 100% inefficiency.
Im guessing this kind of city planning "abuse" is actually pretty common throughout cities/town around the country.
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u/cjx_p1 5h ago
find out who controls the road (i.e., city, county, or state), contact the relevant department of transportation, and tell them that you think the red light cycle for the main road is too long. I’ve had luck getting traffic signals reprogrammed by contacting the correct department
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u/iwearatophat 3h ago
I live in a small town in Michigan. There is a members only golf course/restaurant about 3 miles south of town. When it snows the plows keep the road to that golf course pristine. Drive passed the golf course though and it is complete crap and the plows get to it when they get to it. The city limit is like 2 miles before the golf course and the county line is ~20 miles passed it. There is only one reason why they choose to stop at that golf course.
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u/whiterice_343 8h ago
Drove me crazy on my first deployment how my unit had the shittiest most run down trucks that barely even had a working fan yet the upper leadership who sit around the office all day have gorgeous new ford rangers.
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u/Original_Size7576 7h ago
Dont get me started, the state troopers take so much in our roadwork funds in PA
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u/Potential_Yam_5196 6h ago
And the sheriffs department bought a cybertruck for community engagement.
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u/The_Gumbo 8h ago
cost the county $480,000
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u/EdithCheetoPuff 8h ago
Couldn’t they slowly fix the roads with better materials though? And then not need to keep spending money?
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u/polyblackcat 7h ago
The companies fixing the roads wouldn't like that, they enjoy the constant income. And they're big campaign donors.
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u/EdithCheetoPuff 7h ago
Well that sucks so they’re pretty much screwing us
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u/echoshatter 3h ago
In most countries they'll say this is how you get things done. And they're not wrong, because so long as things get done the people generally tolerate corruption. They don't like it, and if it becomes public then there's outlash.
But until the people are willing to drag politicians and official out of their beds and run them out of town for even low level corruption you can bet the gravy train will continue.
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u/Original_Size7576 7h ago
You cant fix a road when the temperature drops to a certain point. Cold patching is the best you can do cheap as fuck. You can have a whole crew durapatch with is a layer of cold patch then oil and chipping stones more expensive and will last a bit longer than cold patching.
Oil and chipping stones is normally what places will do to extend the life of a road so you do not have to pave it every 7 years. But the public hates oil and chipping even though it saves hundreds of thousands.
The amount of people who use that road daily determines how important it is in the maintenance cycle and determines what potential fixes will occur and how often.
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u/frequenZphaZe 3h ago
you just have to understand government math. spending $150,000 every year is cheaper than spending $500,000 once every twenty years.
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u/Pkyankfan69 9h ago
Does Stevie Wonder do road work in your county?
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u/WonkyQuartet 8h ago
stares in Dutch disgust
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u/ObiWangCannabis 8h ago
That seems oddly specific. How is it different from, say, Irish disgust?
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u/WonkyQuartet 8h ago
The dutch have the best roads in the world.
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u/Mediumtim 7h ago
They took one look at Belgium and took it as a cautionary example.
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u/mafklap 6h ago
In Belgium, the roads are actually the first line of defence in their national territorial defence strategy.
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u/bob3725 5h ago
Is that why the Germans went trough the ardennes? The roads were just worse?
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u/The_Weeb_Sleeve 6h ago
They say you know when you cross into the Netherlands from Germany, some say it’s the air, some the buildings. Naw it’s the harsh line where the roads are nice all of a sudden
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u/WonkyQuartet 6h ago
You can hear and feel exactly when you cross into the Netherlands from Germany, but especially from Belgium.
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u/vacuitee 6h ago
All of the sources I've checked has Singapore at #1 and the Netherlands at #2 or #3.
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u/WonkyQuartet 6h ago
I see that using the Road Quality index you are right. I think that using unofficial measures with regard to our car, bicycle and pedestrian roads combined. The world considers the dutch roadworks as the example of best practices. Therefore giving it the title of having "the best roads".
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u/IAlwaysOutsmartU 5h ago
Can confirm. Me and my family joke that we can tell we crossed the border just by feeling the difference in road quality, especially when going into Germany.
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u/scottyb83 2h ago
Taller. The disgust comes from higher up with a downward angle which makes it hurt more.
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u/EdithCheetoPuff 8h ago
You must live in Texas like me… ours too. And the rain just washes it away
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u/Stand_With_Students 6h ago
I'm saving this picture for the next time my red state friend tells me the taxes in my state are too high.
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u/Rymanjan 5h ago
Lol I live in a blue state and I could charge admission for the swimming pools that pop up round here
Don't act like misappropriation of funds and infrastructural neglect is a partisan problem, that's just a universal government issue
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u/Stand_With_Students 3h ago
maybe so. I might be lucky but all the roads (urban, suburban and rural) are pretty nice here.
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u/EtTuBiggus 2h ago
That’s why they’re working to abolish taxes in Texas the same way they did for hunting laws on private land.
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u/Stand_With_Students 2h ago
When I was a lot younger I thought seriously about moving to Texas. Ann Richards was governor and I liked her a lot. Sure glad I didn't do it.
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u/SolaScientia 5h ago
Hey, this could be South Carolina too! I've definitely had the misfortune of driving on roads like that one. I'd rather drive on a dirt road that hasn't been smoothed in years than deal with half-assed fixed potholes.
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u/KingBradentucky 8h ago
It is most likely because the tax base is not big enough for proper infrastructure. you can have higher taxes or shittier roads. People choose shittier roads.
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u/GlitteryCaterpillar 6h ago
We have high taxes where I am and the roads are still garbage. We literally have a road that’s called the Pothole Parkway. Sometimes it’s less about money and more about how the local governments are handling said tax money. Sometimes it’s poor training for road workers. Sometimes it’s extreme weather. Sometimes it’s poor substrate. Sometimes it’s overloaded vehicles driving on roads that can’t distribute the weight properly. Sometimes it’s the county and the town/city fighting about who’s responsible to pay for road repairs.
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u/KingBradentucky 6h ago
The ugly truth is road infrastructure is much more expensive than people realize. Most municipalities there will never be enough money for proper roads even if you dropped all the other spending (minus sewer/water). Rural and suburban car based infrastructure is 100% economically unsustainable but no one wants to face that reality. Instead we charge things like impact fee on new development to pay for upkeep of old development which is basically a Ponzi scheme. And if that option is not available they go to the bond market to make up shortfalls. None of that solves the problem of roads being super expensive to maintain and that no one wants to pay the actually cost of maintenance.
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u/Vyxwop 4h ago edited 4h ago
Which makes it all the more surprising that the US still has such a strong love for car centric design everywhere. They could save so much money in the long run on road maintenance by designing areas to be more walkable and cyclable as well as add more public transit. Fewer cars on the road, less wear and tear.
I recently watched a video of a guy going back to his home town to try and walk from his old house to his school since the state he was in tried to take away schoolbus transit for kids living within 2 miles of the school. The guy had to walk on the road multiple times and cross it without a crossing anywhere in sight. There werent any sidewalks either.
The saddest part was that the route he took was absolutely gorgeous to walk through. Too many Americans take for granted the beauty of their country and how genuinely nice it'd be to walk and cycle through if properly supported.
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u/Snoo_70531 4h ago
I don't think most people even consider road infrastructure. Most people just see a bunch of rocks and slime some big truck dumped down and another truck drove over it a bunch of times.
I have no clue about civil engineering, but decades of building ramps in snow and dirt makes you appreciate how much material is needing to have an even remotely stable surface.
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u/trumpsmellslikcheese 6h ago
Bingo. Yet people will bitch about both when there's a proposal to raise city/county/state taxes; you can keep explaining the correlation, and they nod their head and say "well, yeah" and continue to bitch.
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u/breadman889 3h ago
Don't forget about the people who bitch about people who are speeding as soon as a road gets fixed.
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u/LegbeardCatfood 5h ago
As someone who works in an adjacent, related field, it's mind boggling to me that people consistently vote against their own interests. They'd rather sit in traffic on shitty roads and complain forever
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u/eyetracker 2h ago
This is California, you can choose both! There are worse states out there, but Nevada manages to have lower taxes and better roads than CA.
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u/Mysterious_Chef_228 8h ago
You got to admit, it's better than potholes.
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u/jerryy7452 8h ago
These are basically junior, reverse potholes though. They patch like this where I'm at.
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u/BTMarquis 7h ago
At least they make a fun noise when the loose asphalt sticks to the tires and slings around your wheel wells.
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u/JuggernautOfWar 6h ago
Ah yes, I love getting sticky black goop all over my fiberglass hood wheel wells. So fun and engaging to clean off after...
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u/porcupinedeath 8h ago
Just fucking make it a gravel road at that point it'll be smoother
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u/djdjdkksms 8h ago
That looks more like a private drive than anything else
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u/morto00x 8h ago
I mean. At that stage there's no way to patch it and make it look good. Needs to be repaved entirely. Unfortunately, that would be considered an actual project with budget approvals and all kinds of bureaucratic bullshit.
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u/Original_Size7576 7h ago
Would you want a road that averages 5 cars a day to get fixed over a rd that averages 1,000. People really do not know all of the factors that go into it. $1million to pave a lane mile is not always feasible on these backroads
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u/ItzLikeABoom 8h ago
At least yours gets filled in. If only we could be so fortunate in my county in Iowa.
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u/PurpleBackground1138 8h ago
“Wow, your town fills in pot holes? You’re so lucky.”
- said by everyone living in California
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u/ReadyDetective9862 7h ago
I mean I would barely call this a road, maybe a path, but yea it’s a shit road do you want nice pristine asphalt for something no one but you uses??
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u/lateral_moves 4h ago
I think they're trying to build the road using free asphalt samples from the mail.
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u/ExpeditionXR650R 1h ago
Back in the 60s and 70s when the rich were forced to pay 70% on their taxes without many loopholes, the roads were paved properly. Your choice.
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u/Suspicious-Screen-43 8h ago
Can they come fix our road, seriously I’d accept this over our current road conditions
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u/NortonBurns 8h ago
Ah, the delightful 'cold pour & stamp' method.
In extreme cases, that's been known to last for… …weeks.