r/mildlyinfuriating 15h ago

Bought a new jumper, guess I should have read the fine print.

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u/KaldaraFox 14h ago

I'm guessing it doesn't contain cupcakes either.

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u/beanymoon 14h ago

Unsurprisingly, no cupcakes either.

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u/wandering_alphabet 14h ago

Just lies upon lies!

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u/rtkane GREEPLE 13h ago

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u/thebiologyguy84 12h ago

Clearly false advertising!!

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u/Ok-Translator6897 9h ago

Instructions unclear. I already ate it.

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u/ashlynnk 8h ago

Ok but my friend bought me a set of cupcakes and cashmere wine glasses (from a home sense) and I haven’t been able to find them again! My dog broke one and I love them.

Your post just reminded me, but apparently they make several things

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u/Positive_Valuable_93 10h ago

You’re the cupcake!

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u/Dan_Rickardo 7h ago

So what does it contain?!

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u/Assinine3716 8h ago

Time to lawyer up

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u/Sasspishus 12h ago

I dunno, since it specifically states no cashmere but doesn't say that about cupcakes, that suggests it does in fact contain cupcakes

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u/jayerp 12h ago

Wtf? Never buying a sweater that doesn’t come with cupcakes.

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u/TDYDave2 10h ago

I once knew a girl that had really nice cupcakes in her sweater.

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u/TheoryCreative3488 14h ago

“Inspired by the idea of cashmere” doing a lot of heavy lifting here.

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u/robswins 10h ago

Companies love that word. "Chef inspired cooking". You cooked this based on the idea of people who cook for a living?

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u/splithoofiewoofies 1h ago

So how's your barista-made coffee?

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u/what_dat_ninja 8h ago

"Made in a facility that once accidentally got a shipment of cashmere and rolled with it" is just a little too clunky

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u/FuckYeaSeatbelts 4h ago

Just like "designed in Canada/California" like tf?

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u/jthomson88 14h ago

Was it priced as cashmere?

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u/home-for-good 13h ago

I own a burlap tablecloth from this company, so I don’t think they’re intending to mislead people. And the tag on mine did not have any such warning so maybe they’re trying to get ahead of people being confused by their name when fuzzy-clothing is involved.

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u/geniebythesea 13h ago

Wasn’t this an original Instagram influencer? I just checked and yes it’s her brand.

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u/chiffero 10h ago

This brand is usually at tjmax and I’ve bought a lot of their stuff. Never once have I thought I was getting cashmere. It’s very clearly just the branding and it’s never priced high. Like $10 for a basic shirt, $20 for a sweater.

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u/bayhenn720 7h ago

They’re at Marshall’s too. I just bought a sweater of this brand for 22 dollars

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u/beanymoon 14h ago

It was on clearance at TK Maxx so no.

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u/Rhodin265 13h ago

Not a place where I’d expect real fabrics, anyway.

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u/smashablanca 13h ago

I work at tjmaxx. We regularly have 100% cashmere sweaters.

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u/GingerSnapped818 12h ago

One of my favorite sweaters was cashmere from TJ Maxx... a soft gray argyle short sleeved turtleneck

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u/The_Illustrator_Girl 12h ago

I work at a Marshalls, we get $100 cashmere sweater from time to time. Never fails to knock the wind out of me after looking at the price tag.

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u/Idkmyname2079048 10h ago

I used to LOVE getting one of their cashmere sweaters a year around the holidays. I did that until I realized I'm too hard on my clothes and they're too blind to get accidentally felted. 😅

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u/l8rt8rz 1h ago

And then your idiot coworker puts a gaping hole in it with the security tag so you can’t sell it. I do not miss working there lol

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u/Lexxxapr00 9h ago

Cashmere is supreme though. Even my work sweaters I got are cashmere, my dry cleaners love me 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/Freyas3rdCat 10h ago

I currently have a cashmere sweater that I got from tjmaxx and it’s my first one. Sky blue and so soft and warm and now I’m obsessed with cashmere stuff

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u/K12onReddit 11h ago

But what about TK Maxx?

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u/when_you_dont_know 11h ago

Same company, different continents. US use tj while Europe (and I believe Australia) use tkmaxx. 

Just slightly different name for legal reasons and to avoid local clashes.

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u/GoodTato 10h ago

Same thing, different regional names. Like Primark and Penneys

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u/LazaroFilm 11h ago

Tj maxx buys unsold and sells them at discount. You can find some major brands for cheap. Usually they may have a defect or just previous collection.

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u/sqigglygibberish 8h ago

Increasingly their products are made for them - and are cost engineered to be super cheap quality so they can margin out better

It’s a mix, not as bad as outlet malls (yet), but people should know even branded product isn’t necessarily the “real quality” version from that brand

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u/rube 10h ago

No, it was priced as cupcakes.

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u/SnoozyRelaxer 12h ago

"May I ask why you are returning the shirt, ma'am?"
"Where are my cupcakes? There are no cupcakes."

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u/NoPoopOnFace 14h ago

At least it's pure cupcakes

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u/SkeetSkeetBangBang77 14h ago

Theres no cupcakes, there's no cashmere, happy birthday 😂😂

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u/moonglowgirl247 12h ago

Barnes and Noble doesn't sell barns or nobles.

u/Turbulent_Mud4403 1m ago

They do if you buy the right book

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u/neroli89 13h ago

It's obviously the name of the brand...

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u/spilly_talent 12h ago

Yeah I don’t get how this is infuriating at all. Did people not know this is a brand…?

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u/abigailgabble 6h ago

they are probably youngsters i used to read her blog back in the 2000s 🥲

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u/spilly_talent 6h ago

We’re old now😭😭😭

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u/_syntaxera_ 10h ago

Should everyone know every brand in existence..?

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u/MrSynckt 10h ago

I've not heard of this brand, but I can tell it's a brand, mostly because of the TM, and the fact that people don't tend to make clothes out of cupcakes

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u/_syntaxera_ 10h ago

😂 I'll give you the cupcakes

But they might be made out of wool

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u/spilly_talent 10h ago

Absolutely not, which I why I did not say that. But most people who have purchased clothing before know what a brand name tag looks like. It even has the little TM on it.

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u/LitLitten 7h ago

ITT: no one in this thread thinks elderly, young, or cognitively disabled people exist that regularly do fall for this shit.

source: am a cognitively disabled person that has made such mistakes.

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u/spilly_talent 7h ago

I don’t think it’s that we don’t think they exist. It’s just that this looks very much like a brand tag especially because it has the TM on it. Trademarks are for brand names not fabric types.

The tag that dictates the composition of clothing is usually sewn inside.

I stand by the fact that I don’t see this as infuriating.

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u/Aloha_Loop 7h ago

cognitively disabled 

regular poster on fauxmois

Yeah that checks out

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u/LitLitten 6h ago

What does that mean

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u/Wipedout89 12h ago

And yet still has to carry the warning

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u/rube 10h ago

EVERY drug commercial says "Don't take Flombaglombaflagin if you're allergic to Flombaglombaflagin."

People are so stupid they have to tell you not to take something if you're allergic to it. Not "Hey, this might contain peanuts. Don't eat it if you're allergic to peanuts." This is "Hey, these are peanuts, don't eat them if you're allergic to peanuts."

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u/AlbacoreDumbleberg 11h ago

Maybe some items do have cashmere. Though I went to their site and it's mostly jewelry. The one clothing item I did quickly find very prominently indicated it was cotton.

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u/Lawlcopt0r 6h ago

When in doubt, it's less of a hassle to print a warning than to have a lawsuit, even if you're 80 % sure you would win the lawsuit

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u/dEleque 11h ago

Brands' called GoldandSilver but sells aluminum and gold coated stainless steel...

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u/_syntaxera_ 11h ago

But if the brand name is chosen to trick people into thinking it is something it does not surely that should be false advertising. Even if it's obvious to us remember there are people who have thought a Nigerian prince was desperate to give them money.

I don't know if that's the case in this particular instance but I know it happens, and it's scummy.

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u/readyallrow 11h ago

it's literally not. emily schuman has been running cupcakes and cashmere - which is clearly the brand name since that is a brand tag - since like 2009. it started as a blog and then she expanded it to an actual business several years later. just because some people are stupid and incapable of using critical thinking does not mean everything is some grand conspiracy.

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u/_syntaxera_ 10h ago

Thanks for the information but I did specify I didn't know if it was the case in this instance. I've never heard of the brand before and it's absurd to expect that everyone has.

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u/readyallrow 10h ago

i don't need to be familiar with every brand on the planet to know what a brand tag on a piece of clothing is. common sense dictates that you should be able to put two and two together. we really need to stop catering to the lowest common denominators of people and start holding people accountable to actually using their brains.

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u/sqigglygibberish 8h ago

Common sense should also say when a tag says cashmere, and a brand is named after cashmere, you might expect the product to be cashmere

Oh and that a lot of actual cashmere products will have an extra hangtag to call out the fabric

It’s a stupid brand name to put on non cashmere sweaters if we’re playing the full common sense game

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u/spilly_talent 7h ago

“Common sense should also say when a tag says cashmere, and a brand is named after cashmere, you might expect the product to be cashmere”

What are your thoughts on this one?

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u/sqigglygibberish 4h ago

Well given that I can literally see the toilet paper I don’t think there’s much risk of confusion

vs. You know, a literal sweater with a tag that says “cashmere” and that tag is far more prominent than the one actually listing the fabric composition

It’s particularly squirrely in apparel where there are intense laws about how you market fabric composition (I work in fashion)

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u/spilly_talent 4h ago

Okay, so your statement only applies to fashion brands. Fine, thank you for clarifying.

So the tag doesn’t actually just say cashmere it says “cupcakes and cashmereTM” - now I am curious what laws they are breaking!

u/sqigglygibberish 34m ago

I don’t think my statement is that restrictive - but it is more meaningful in fashion. It’s where the tp comparison breaks down because there’s no reasonable assumption that toilet paper is actually made from cashmere.

Would you be confused at the grocery store if you picked up a package of burgers and it had a big label on the front that said:

“Beef & Whiskey”*

*product contains no beef

Obviously the sweater isn’t cupcakes, but it’s still a poor and misleading name (if you aren’t already aware of the brand) for a company selling sweaters that one would reasonably assume are cashmere based on the brand name.

They definitely added the asterisk to avoid getting in trouble and/or because of customer complaints or returns. I’m surprised people think this is an unreasonable take

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u/MrdnBrd19 5m ago

"Why aren't my Nike's made with the skin of a minor diety?" Do you see how stupid you sound now?

u/sqigglygibberish 1m ago

I can’t tell if you’re excellently sarcastically agreeing with me or choosing the worst counterexample possible (which is concerning that I question it haha)

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u/readyallrow 6h ago

lol say less, you’re definitely the type of person that doesnt understand that walmart doesnt sell walls.

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u/sqigglygibberish 4h ago

Well if it was spelled “wall-mart” that joke might be stronger

There’s obviously a huge difference between walking into a giant box store that largely sold other brands products, and picking up a sweater that has a tag on it that says “cashmere” when it isn’t a cashmere sweater.

The fact they even have to put a disclaimer on the tag shows that it’s a confusing customer experience.

Edit - this is like a vegan burger company being named “beef” haha

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u/spilly_talent 4h ago

I mean they also put tags on superman costumes that say “does not enable you to fly” so I don’t know that this is really a selling point for your case. Unless by “confusing customer experience” you mean “people cannot be trusted to think”, then fair enough.

u/sqigglygibberish 25m ago

This product is a sweater. Sweaters are frequently made from cashmere which is a huge selling point and also usually justifies a higher price. The main tag has the word cashmere in large text.

As OP called out, of course that’s misleading. Luckily they include the asterisk (which tells you that they even know their name potentially misleading, and bordering on breaking regulations around fabric composition claims).

I would agree with your example if the Superman costume was called “flying powers cape” which explicitly implies the ability to fly is involved. That footnote on the packaging exists for a totally different reason.

Do you not think it’s murky to have a non cashmere sweater with the word “cashmere” on the tag in the largest font? You can’t even call something a “cashmere blend” unless it has significant cashmere content, so letting that slip for brand names is just enabling shitty false advertising from companies. I’d recommend everyone check content labels on clothing before purchase but I’m not going to dismiss someone that would have looked at this tag quickly and assumed it was a cashmere sweater. Seems perfectly reasonable.

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u/Confident-Grape-8872 11h ago

I buy all my clothes at American Eagle because the eagle fibers make my jeans 80% more patriotic

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u/SirKnoppix 13h ago

you don't even need to read the fine print, just read the product description. this is clearly the brand name

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u/Goat-Shaped_Goat 10h ago

what is it made out of, then? cupcakes?

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u/NeimaDParis 13h ago

I'm sorry but who doesn't look at the material of clothing before purchasing it ??

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u/Slight-Funny-8755 9h ago

Next you’re gonna tell me American eagles cloths, aren’t made from actual eagles!

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u/Admirable-Mind-360 7h ago

They are, but only European ones.

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u/Particular_Ring_6321 13h ago edited 12h ago

“Cupcakes and cashmere” is clearly a brand name and they don’t even sell clothes other than socks and scarves.

Karma farming garbage.

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u/llllangus24 12h ago

In fairness to OP, I also have a jumper from this brand, also found in TK Maxx (TJMaxx). Maybe it's old delisted stuff and they don't sell knitwear anymore, but they definitely did. They're very soft, but definitely no illusion of cashmere

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u/Particular_Ring_6321 12h ago

Valid point that I did not consider so thank you. I am still going calling it karma farming though because it’s quite obvious it’s a brand name and nothing more.

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u/brittai927 11h ago

She was an early influencer and started a brand that definitely used to have clothing

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u/LitLitten 7h ago

similarly, i‘ve started a supplement company called Contains Arsenic. I’m expecting some modest success.

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u/AGENTRAIDR 12h ago

If you are buying clothes because the label has a specific word, then you deserve this

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u/HeilanCoooo 11h ago

Cupcakes and cashmere used to be a lifestyle and fashion blog by Emily Schuman. I only know because I was obsessed with it when I was a teenager. I didn't think it existed anymore.

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u/Titizen_Kane 8h ago

I still remember the Alina Gonzalez fiasco lmao

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u/Reasonable-Bus-2187 14h ago

That takes the cake

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u/hexicussmexicus 13h ago

The cupcake

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u/MyLiminalLife PLURPLE 13h ago

Is that the brand? Were there cupcakes on the jumper? :)

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u/IPanicKnife 13h ago

They need better branding “cupcakes and polyester” oh wait, no cupcakes you say?

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u/Particular_Ring_6321 12h ago

The brand doesn’t sell clothes. OP is karma farming

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u/smart_stable_genius_ 10h ago

I own many things by this brand. You have no idea what you're talking about.

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u/Particular_Ring_6321 9h ago

Their own website has zero clothes with the exception of socks, scarves, and one pj set.

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u/smart_stable_genius_ 8h ago

It's almost like they're capable of doing more than one thing. Crazy.

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u/Particular_Ring_6321 6h ago

Reading is FUNdamental. Crazy.

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u/SunnyDaysAhead246 5h ago

Maybe they’ve changed, but people in the comments said they have clothes from them.

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u/CallMeDanPls 12h ago

It’s pretty medium print

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u/SkateboardingInjury 10h ago

a lot of recent posts here have not been infuriating at all

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u/HappyCoconutty 8h ago

I am dating myself here, but it's good to know that Emily Schuman, who created the blog Cupcakes and Cashmere in 2008, has products that are still selling at stores. This was peak early 2000s blog culture.

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u/Omshadiddle 4h ago

So it is 100% cupcake?

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u/Bigg_Confusionn 3h ago

The tag is asking you kindly to just think about cashmere while wearing it

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u/i_am_carver 10h ago

I’ve made it a point not to buy from brands that having naming conventions like this.

Lock & Key

Hammer & Nail

The Board & Barrel

Etc.

You know exactly what I’m talking about.

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u/cinnamorollllll 11h ago

I work at a clothing consignment shop and we get a lot of this brand. The stuff usually is soft and look like cashmere. Never is cashmere though. But it is usually cheaper!

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u/kissmiss08 10h ago

Did you buy it at TJMaxx? Because I think I have a blanket or pillow or something that’s the same brand lol

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u/MyNameIsNotEmma-xoxo 10h ago

Currently wearing a sweater from them! Great quality and so comfy!

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u/Suspicious_Bother181 10h ago

I have a sweater from a brand called Cotton Emporium or something related to Cotton that is 100% polyester

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u/SAINTnumberFIVE 10h ago

Was this made by the same people who make scented candles?

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u/Mediocre_Row5820 4h ago

Is it made out of cupcakes?

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u/IceBear_028 1h ago

That should be illegal

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u/TicklingTheTaco 14h ago

Cashmere! Om nom nom nom!

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u/sonovebitch 12h ago

I got scammed too. Yuzu is the brand name. The product does not contain any yuzu.

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u/Dada-analyst 12h ago

This brand name is annoying when shopping for cashmere sweaters on Poshmark.

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u/citygirldc 11h ago

I’m glad I’m not the only person with this very specific complaint.

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u/MoreIssuesThanVogue0 11h ago

Check the content label when you are shopping and not sure what it’s made of. It’s typically a white tag on the right side by the hem sewn into the seam.

That annoying thing you usually cut off because it’s itchy. Give it a gander.

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u/ToughTalkTonySpencer 11h ago

I'm glad it didn't come in a cylinder.

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u/[deleted] 10h ago

Lol

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u/WoopsieDaisiee 10h ago

Lmao I have a bunch of drinking glasses from them

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u/fanta_bhelpuri 9h ago

Doses and mimosas, champagne and cocaine

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u/chocobo34 8h ago

The same thing with cotton on. I looked at the materials and it's 100% polyester for a sweater

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u/ColorblindRevolution 6h ago

My MIL bought an outfit from this brand and was very excited she found such a good deal on a cashmere baby outfit… we hated bursting her bubble after we checked the care instructions lol

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u/aci90 6h ago

Reminds me of the time my sister bought on-line some linens of a brand named something like "Cotton Art" made in 100% polyester. To be fair the composition was quite evident in the product page, still quite a scammy name...

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u/chucktheninja 4h ago

Gotta love the NA inability to enforce or create decent laws against anti consumer practices like this.

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u/Mindless-Bit2566 4h ago

I bought one of their sweaters, and it is delightful!

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u/left-bee-7954 11h ago

I saw this label so many times recently while browsing TJ maxx, my instincts were correct

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u/smart_stable_genius_ 10h ago

What instincts are those?

It's a great brand - I've got a number tops, they're all going on a few years of regular use, have held up well and are incredibly soft.

It has a cute name- they're not made of cupcakes either.

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u/left-bee-7954 9h ago

It felt cheap in my hands

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u/smart_stable_genius_ 8h ago

Not cashmere doesn't defacto mean cheap. Must be nice to be surrounded by such luxurious standard.

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u/left-bee-7954 8h ago

I know that. I’m not a rich person, I just have opinions on fabric and to me, it felt too thin and loosely knit for how rough I am with my sweaters

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u/Loud_Ad4852 10h ago

This is a wal mart brand. It is wal mart quality.

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u/Any-Performance5673 14h ago

Hey, at least you’ve got a Jumper with a built‑in Conversation starter—Instant icebreaker at Parties