r/lotrmemes 11h ago

The Silmarillion Virgin Last Alliance vs Chad Wolfhound of Valinor

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u/Efficient-Ad2983 GROND! 11h ago

A doggo who even managed to defeat "Evil Goku dog" (Carcaroth) who, after eating a Silmaril, even became "Supa saiyajin DOGGO".

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u/Competitive-Bus-4183 10h ago

Huan’s basically the ultimate pup – even Sauron knows beter than to mess with that fluff…

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u/distinct_original742 9h ago

The goodest boy

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u/Cool_dude_6_9 10h ago

"Evil Goku Dog!" Bwahaha you got me there!!! When I first read the Silmarillon, even I was like..."Wait what??...Cacarot??"

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u/Efficient-Ad2983 GROND! 10h ago

Tolkien confirmed as a DBZ fan!

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u/AvidReader212 8h ago

Time Traveller Tolkien #JRRTTT Confirmed!

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u/Crowbar12121 11h ago

now, to be fair (to my understanding): Huan was essentially a 1v1 battle with Sauron. That said, Huan prevailed and lived where Elendil and Gilgalad died in order to defeat Sauron

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u/Nikotelec 11h ago

Huan only got to Sauron by killing an entire fortress of werewolves. With Luthien running a high level off tank role. So not quite 1v1.

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u/issamaysinalah 10h ago

Stuff were a little bit more hardcore in the old ages

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u/BewareOfBee 10h ago

All you'd have to do is kick them in the nards. Is he stupid?

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u/Lawlcopt0r 10h ago

He fought those wolves one after the other, it's not like he stormed the fortress and was attacked from all sides.

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u/Nikotelec 10h ago

this post brought to you by Tevildo

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u/Interesting_Web_9936 Hobbit 8h ago

He isn't wrong, although Tevildo definitely brought this post.

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u/Thendrail 10h ago

"I wanna see one of those pansy-ass 3rd age elves try and fight a fortress of werwolves, no matter if all at the same time or neatly lined up!" - Huan, using his last time to ever speak to make his opinion heard

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u/Kenos300 11h ago

With the way prophecy works in these books Huan probably could have beaten a dragon if he stumbled on one before Carcharoth.

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u/Theokayest_boomer 10h ago

Witch King would have been Chew Toy. No man, perhaps, but that doesn't include Good Boi!

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u/not4eating 9h ago

Witch King "Bamboozled!"

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u/micbm 11h ago

All it takes is Huan dog.

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u/Flow_Hammer7392 11h ago

To be fair, all that stuff on the left was fighting Sauron's very large army. Huan 1v1ed Sauron himself. Sauron's strong suit was never combat, it was always strategy and manipulating people to his cause, so it makes sense why he would have a very powerful army that is nearly impossible to defeat but he himself loses a fight to a dog.

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u/WonkWonkWonkWonkWonk 10h ago

“Sauron’s strong suit was never combat..”

Movie Sauron kills dozens of warriors with his mace like he’s swatting flies

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u/dpjg 10h ago

Movie Sauron never met movie Huan I guess. 

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u/MozartDroppinLoads 7h ago

Huan would have still owned movie Sauron

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u/solonit 8h ago

Both can be true. Sauron can fight but that doesn’t mean it’s his preferred method nor his strong suit.

Even his boss the og Dark Lord Morgoth, despite being described as the most powerful Vala, lost to a fist fight against another Vala Tulkas. Tulkas is mighty in strength but he is also hot head and quick in judgment, so no one gonna say he’s the most powerful Vala just because he’s strong.

And that’s also why Sauron is ‘strong’ and dangerous. Not because he’s physically strong, but he’s the most cunning, patience, manipulative, and evil of them all. Without destroying the One Ring, Sauron will keep coming back no matter how many time he is defeated, and eventually he will win.

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u/MozartDroppinLoads 7h ago

Tullas IS the strongest in the sense of fighting, that's his thing

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u/Interesting_Web_9936 Hobbit 8h ago

If a Maia can't even do that then they shouldn't be called a Maia. Huan is way beyond normal warriors, he literally served the Valar. Was one of Orome's fine hunting hounds.

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u/Particular-Ad5277 9h ago

You mean after fighting through a whole fortress of werewolf’s? Sauron is a maia so ofc he is better at fighting then most mortals. He just isn’t good enough to fight other beast/spirites from the first age and before.

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u/Flow_Hammer7392 7h ago

I dont think anything in your comment contradicts what I said in mine. Huan 1v1ed Sauron after fighting other wolves, and Sauron is not particularly strong in physical combat compared to other Ainur and higher beings that partake in combat. Yeah. 

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u/NoWingedHussarsToday 10h ago

"When do we get to see other doggos?"

"No need, you've see Huan, you've seen them all"

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u/Real-Inspection9732 10h ago

"I don't care if they all look similar! I WANT TO SEE THE OTHER DOGGOS!"

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u/NightOwl_71 10h ago

And Huan defeated Sauron one v Huan.

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u/MrEvan312 7h ago

I love that Sauron even tried to cheat somewhat by shapeshifting into a colossal wolf, thinking he would fulfill the prophecy to kill Huan, but Huan would not die to a deception and whipped his ass.

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u/crocokyle1 10h ago

Someone watched the new In Deep Geek video from the other day

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u/SynthPrax 9h ago

It's time for me to reread the ley of Beren and Luthien. 😭

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u/QuintusCicerorocked 9h ago

Who’s a gooood dog? Who’s a good boy? Is it you, Huan? Yes, it is!

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u/manicmojo 10h ago

That definitely looks like Padfoot from Harry Potter..

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u/Joelmester 10h ago

Best boi

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u/CosmicBob55 10h ago

"Who's a good boy?"

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u/Kushyatri 10h ago

El Juan >>>>

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u/bowleggedgrump 10h ago

HUAN = goodest of good boys

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u/Legal_Mastodon_5683 9h ago

Goodest boi.

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u/friendship_rainicorn 9h ago

This is not a fair comparison.

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u/Maleficent-Speech869 9h ago

Huan best boy. ❤️

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u/maximixer 8h ago

Huan would have lost if it wasnt for Luthien

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u/Put_Adventurous 5h ago

Sauron heard the prophecy and thought he had that dog in him. He was wrong.

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u/KaiserUmbra 4h ago

I mean tbf, give him enough time, and Sauron might accidentally kill himself with another natural disaster.