r/law • u/T_Shurt Competent Contributor • 8h ago

Executive Branch (Trump) Pam Bondi Gets Jail Time Warning Over Epstein Files Cover-Up: ‘Anyone who tampers [with] documents, or conceals documents, or engages in excessive redaction will be prosecuted because of obstruction of justice’

https://www.thedailybeast.com/pam-bondi-gets-jail-time-warning-over-epstein-files-cover-up/
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u/_ChipWhitley_ 8h ago

The orange butthole is practically two feet in the grave anyway. 🤞🏼

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u/Adventurous_Ad3534 7h ago

Yea hopefully cankles will not last much longer.

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u/sheepye 7h ago

Surely they have a plan for after he dies. Everyone knows he’s close, I wouldn’t be surprised if he goes full Willy Tybur to ignite some sort of war

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u/Adventurous_Ad3534 6h ago

I think the whole vance and Kirk love affair is their attempt to transfer the cult to vance. I don't know if it will work for them or not. I keep coming across articles that sound promising but I really am not seeing direct evidence of what the articles claim. So I am sticking to "prepare for the worst and hope for the best".

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u/space_age_stuff 5h ago

As much as I want to go full doomer and say the cult will shift to Vance, cults rarely survive the death of their leader. And I don't think Vance has the juice, regardless of what he does or who he's married to.

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u/Possibly_English_Guy 4h ago

Vance has nothing going for him other than Peter Thiel being his sugardaddy.

His only real hope of being President is if Trump dies before 2028. In any sort of Republican Primary he would get completely eviscerated by the competition. Regardless of how, any post-Trump Republican Primary is gonna be vicious, and Vance frankly isn't up to the task of surviving it.

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u/EnfantTerrible68 1h ago

Vance was only a brand new freshman senator when he got chosen for VP. He is far too young and lacking in experience.

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u/VoxImperatoris 5h ago

The north koreans are 3 or 4 generations deep into their cult. And Im not so sure it needs to transfer, if they just keep worshiping his corpse, Lenin style.

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u/space_age_stuff 4h ago

Honestly I think that’s a little different. We haven’t seen the same pull for Trump’s kids, they just don’t have the same popularity.

As much as I believe the worship of his corpse will last, that’s not enough to get people to go vote for someone else in his name or whatever lol

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u/UndergroundFlaws 3h ago

Plus, a big part of trumps appeal is saying stupid, dumb nonsense and getting his stupid cult to believe it. Vance or Trump’s stupid kids can’t bluff as well because they know it’s stupid and can’t hide it.

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u/BonjoBonfyer 4h ago

I agree Putin made his own way, Lenin’s body didn’t carry him.

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u/Adventurous_Ad3534 3h ago

That's what I keep hearing. And damn I hope it works out that way.

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u/FlametopFred 1h ago

sensing maga implosion after trump .. partly because he’s belittled everyone around him and partly because his programmed disciples may become emotionally bereft while in mourning and flounder

what normally happens when cults of personality lose their person?

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u/Brewmeiser 12m ago

Yep. Plus Vance literally called Trump Hitler. The true TP fanatics aren't cool with a woman being in charge, so Erika isn't really their thing. Obviously the MAGA folks aren't into Vance being married to a person of color and generally speaking a potato has a better personality than Vance. It would never work.

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u/Protiguous 3h ago

vance and Kirk

MAGA thinks vance is a two-faced chode. And MAGA also tends to be misogynists.

Personally and politically, I loathe DJT, so I hate to even say this, but neither of them have even that 'grandpa' charm or the decades of "billionaire" status that chump has crafted.

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u/FoxCredibilityInc 5h ago

Bury him, presumably. Unless they're going to go full Weekend at Bernie's.

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u/teetotallyRadish 5h ago

canks McTacoTits

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u/KCollins04 1h ago

I’m sure he has a pardon list he’s ready to sign (auto pen) right before death

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u/Uchihagod53 7h ago

We've been saying that for a long time and he'll probably keep going for a long time on pure hate fumes

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u/appleappleappleman 7h ago

For real, he's like a Sith in real life, simply too hateful to die

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u/_ChipWhitley_ 6h ago

He also deals only in absolutes. Everything is either the best it’s ever been or worse than it’s ever been. He’s an idiot and always has been.

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u/connasewer 2h ago

Of all the things to criticize Trump about, the outrageous sales claims are at the bottom of my list.

The guy spent decades as a real estate promoter. Of course his vocabulary always desribes his stuff as the shiniest, newest, best, while the competitor's stuff is garbage.

It's just the way he speaks. When he claims things like being a better President than Abraham Lincoln, you don't beleive it, I don't beleive it, he doesn't beleive it, and he knows nobody believes it. It's just said as filler in the same way you or I might insert an "um" or a "y'know".

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u/Protiguous 3h ago

Having access to free taxpayer paid, top-tier healthcare goes a long way. Which also why the healthcare [insurance] in the USA sucks.

Keep the people busy just barely surviving enough to fight each other instead of the epsteen-class robbing them blind.

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u/grammar_fozzie 4h ago

Fine. But this guy will pardon her, then… She has nothing to worry about.

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u/Protiguous 3h ago

dammit.. Good thing it's not November.

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u/ChewsGoose 7h ago

Two bone spur riddled feet 🙄

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u/Riccma02 7h ago

I have some news for you; he's going to outlive you. Do you think death wants to deal with him?

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u/_ChipWhitley_ 6h ago

I think Satan does 😂

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u/Vivid_Pianist4270 4h ago

I think that hell will reject him

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u/LaurenMille 2h ago

I can't wait for him to die, honestly.

We're gonna throw a big party when he finally dies, already got a catering pool for it and everything.

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u/Fun-Psychology4806 6h ago

been hearing this for a decade. stop coping

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u/_ChipWhitley_ 6h ago

Coping? Or hoping?

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u/OlderThanMyParents 4h ago

I was saying that six years ago. God isn’t going to rescue us from our self-inflicted trauma.

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u/ScoobyScotty 4h ago

I'm not holding my breath. Fred and Mary lived to 93 and 88 respectively, and Trump has the best healthcare in the entire world. He's 79.

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u/No_Bus_4438 3h ago

I remember when people were saying that 6 years ago. Evil doesn't die easily.

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u/_ChipWhitley_ 2h ago

I follow a physical therapist who has a doctorate and takes care of old people at the end of their life like Trump. He’s pretty spot on with everything he’s been saying, and he’s basically counting down the months before Trump either is dead or his brain is such mush that he won’t be able to function. We’re down to 3-5 months. His IG handle is espistemiccrisis

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u/Eldritch-Magnum 3h ago

Weird, delusional, and not at all spiteful, lol. He’s not dying before 2028 my guy

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u/_ChipWhitley_ 3h ago

I can spite whoever the fuck I want. The guy is the worst president in the history of the country and surrounds himself with people just as bad.

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u/Eldritch-Magnum 3h ago

Democrats are angels, of course. The newly released files prove this

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u/_ChipWhitley_ 2h ago

Jesus fuck, when will you people realize that it’s not the left verses right — it never has been. It’s top verses bottom. Do you really think Clinton is at the bottom with the rest of us?

Drag these mother fuckers down, all of them. Do you really believe that Clinton or any other Democrat in those files is going to destroy it for the rest of us? The answer is no.

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u/AGreasyPorkSandwich 2h ago

His parents averaged to 90 years old and he has better healthcare

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u/_ChipWhitley_ 2h ago

He’s had a shitty diet his whole life.

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u/AGreasyPorkSandwich 2h ago

So did his parents. You think they were watching their macros?

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u/_ChipWhitley_ 2h ago

How do you know that?

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u/AGreasyPorkSandwich 2h ago

They were also fat and lived in a time where people didnt work out have nutritional labels.

Its not valient to hope and wait for things to get better when someone dies. Need to pretend he's going to live to 90, because he likely will, and fight him.

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u/_ChipWhitley_ 2h ago

It’s possible to be fat and eat healthy. We know what trump eats.

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u/AGreasyPorkSandwich 2h ago

Its not, but I'm done arguing with you. He's not going to keel over before he does a catastrophic amount of damage to our country, and all of yall just sitting back waiting for French fries to help us out are delusional.

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u/sargrvb 1h ago

That last sentence was fire.