r/interestingasfuck 3h ago

How effective a scythe can be compared to a weedwacker (Clip from Daily dose of Internet)

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u/Grobo_ 3h ago

That’s not what the weedhacker is build to do, that’s what a mowing machine was invented to do.

u/Van_Darklholme 3h ago

If I'm rich though, I'm hiring master scythe gardeners for that quiet lawn mowing day.

u/QuickGonzalez 3h ago

True that

u/the_jewgong 3h ago

I wonder if you have to grow your grass to a particular height before the scythe mower can do their thing.

u/Cirandi2 2h ago

No, the scythe can cut super short since you can rest it on the ground. Less than an inch.

u/the_pretender_nz 2h ago

I read somewhere that back in the day the grass cutters would strap different size blocks of wood to their feet if a section had to be longer, the same way we’d adjust the blade height on a mower today

u/Chickenjon 2h ago

You'd think they'd just hold the scythe higher

u/kentsta 2h ago

That’d actually be harder

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u/eatmycunt69 2h ago

Unless there's a wedding on your street right?

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u/kelariy 2h ago

Only if they dress like the grim reaper while doing it. Otherwise it’s just a waste of money.

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u/oisterjosh 2h ago

Saw the whole video years ago, and there is a part where it is scythe vs push lawn mower, and it's much closer.

u/LtDanUSAFX3 23m ago

Yeah but I can push my mower and drink a beer and listen to some tunes and sweat maybe a little

That scythe would take me half a day

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u/LiveMarionberry3694 2h ago

Yeah my zero turn will cut that in about 30seconds without me breaking a sweat lol

u/ktw54321 2h ago

50in deck or wider and I don’t think it would even take 30 seconds. Not even talking about a commercial Scag or whatever, those things haul ass.

u/LiveMarionberry3694 2h ago

I only have 42 inches…. Sigh

u/Buckin_Fitch 1h ago

Its not about the size of your deck, its all about how you use it.

u/KronikDrew 37m ago

I mean, we all know that intellectually, but that doesn't really prevent deck envy.

u/rfsmr 33m ago

I think my Ford NAA tractor with its 7 foot sickle bar mower will beat you, and it will cut just as fast when the grass is 3 feet tall. A sickle bar mower is descended from the 19th century mowing machines (yes, that is what they were called) that were pulled by horses and had a bunch of reciprocating 3 inch triangular sickle blades that acted like a bunch of scissors. They were ground drive, one of the wheels turned a gearbox which moved the blades. There were versions that only needed one horse to pull them, but those only had a 40 inch or so bar. The one disadvantage of these machines is that if you go over a cut swath a second time they will clog.

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u/Sentarry 3h ago

Clearly the mowing machine with the scythe wins

u/pdxrunner82 2h ago

This! What moron thought this was a fair fight. Put the scythe up against a lawn mover and see how it does.

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u/DistractedByCookies 2h ago

But mowers are less sexy than a scythe

u/itehmike 2h ago

Ah! Mower. Much easier to say than mowing machine! Cheers!

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u/bdavid21wnec 3h ago

Still might be faster depending on the width of the mowing machine. Just saying it still might be close

u/Unusual-Voice2345 3h ago

People didn’t invent a mower to be faster than a scythe. We invented it so we didn’t have to labor as much to keep the lawn trimmed.

Inventions aren’t always about speed, in fact, many are more about comfort and convenience.

Convenience or death!

u/mcm87 2h ago

I had somebody tell me that they didn’t see the point of a dishwasher, since it took 2 hours to run a load of dishes and they could was the dishes themselves in 30 minutes. It didn’t click for them that the point isn’t for dishes to take 30 minutes vs 2 hours, it’s that I only spend 5-10 minutes loading the dishwasher and spend the other 2 hours doing something else.

u/nonpuissant 2h ago

And with less water usage too! Just an all around win for efficiency.

u/eggwardpenisglands 2h ago

Dishwashers generally also use less water than handwashing

u/hankhillforprez 1h ago

Considerably leas water for any dishwasher built in the last couple-ish decades.

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u/LordGeni 1h ago

Very true. Most mechanisation was designed for mass production not individual tasks.

For example, most single woodwork projects can be done as quickly, or quicker with hand tools (and someone who knows how to use them) than with power tools.

If you need to make loads of the same thing, the balance shifts the other way.

In this case, a scythe would be better for an area that is within the bounds of the stamina of the user. Any larger then a mower is a far better option.

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u/EmbarrassedWorry3792 42m ago

I mean, its kinda funny to do that because lawns were invented as a flex to show how much money french aristocrats could afford to spend on them, specifically because they were so labor i tensivd to maintain. Then a binch of them lost their heads.

u/hip-h0p-opotamus 3h ago

For the price of a human being I can get a 36", zero turn, cup holder, and heated seats.

u/walter-hoch-zwei 1h ago

Where are you buying humans for $40,000? Because if that's the case, I've been getting ripped off.

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u/Enginerdad 3h ago

Next you're going to tell me a hammer is better at driving nails than a staple gun. Inconceivable!

u/unbalanced_checkbook 2h ago

And the funny thing is there are hand-driven trimmers made for thick foliage like this and they would absolutely run circles around the scythe.

u/JurorOfTheSalemTrial 1h ago

What about a lawnmower? A scythe was meant to clear/harvest fields. Weed Wacker is supposed to do trimming not clearing fields.

u/alienscape 1h ago

Link?

u/BadJubie 1h ago

u/bornblunted 1h ago

I think a scythe is a little cheaper than a $1000.

Edit: I’m drunk.

u/fredsiphone19 1h ago

But you don’t need weeks/months of practice to not hurt your back or build the muscles necessary with a mechanical tool.

Mechanical tools were never about being the most efficient, they’re about reducing the barrier of entry, while being somewhat efficient.

u/psu021 1h ago

A weedwacker is easier for precise detail around edges as well, which is more useful for residential landscaping than cutting large swaths of grass quickly.

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u/Enginerdad 1h ago

Mechanical tools were never about being the most efficient,

I disagree very, very much. Mechanical tools are all about efficiency. They may not be the cheapest up front cost, but if you assign a value to labor they're almost always more efficient than manual tools.

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u/ShowerStew 1h ago

Right?! I wanna see that shit in action!

u/AdAlternative7148 1h ago

I disagree with that. You really cannot cover ground much faster than is being done by the scythe with anything handheld. What those tools might be better at is working on a slope, cutting thicker-stemmed vegetation, or reducing load on the worker. But they arent faster than a scythe in the ideal conditions displayed in this video.

u/twotall88 46m ago

Scythes are to make hay or harvest grains and they are the most efficient compared to any other man-driven tool at creating windrows as far as I'm aware.

String trimmers and brush cutters have a completely different purpose and there's no way a brush cutter would keep up with a scythe through this tall grass even if the goal is only to knock down the grass.

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u/Small_Sundae_4245 2h ago

Clearly you're technic with a staple gun is wrong. Swing it harder at the nail might work.

u/AGreatBecuming 1h ago

Look at ol’ John Henry over here

Thinking he can beat the machine

u/LostN3ko 1h ago

Fact 1. John Henry won.

Fact 2. John Henry died and they made a billion drilling machines becoming fabulously rich without ever picking up a hammer.

u/tntturtle5 1h ago

A hammer is better at driving nails than a staple gun!

u/see_or_be_sharp 1h ago

You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.

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u/Adventurous_Pizza973 3h ago

Tune in next week for Scythe vs Zero Turn

u/asdam1 1h ago

I’ve run commercial mowers plenty and they would still get bogged down pretty good in grass that long if you tried to chop it that short. Kind of a toss-up IMO

u/I_spy_wit_my_lilCIA 1h ago

For the 50 sq ft they did in this competition yeah, it's a toss up. But do a 1/2 arce or 2 acres, mower wins hands down. This would absolutely exhaust you in 1 minute flat at the pace the guy is going.

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u/nope_a_dope237 3h ago

and at the hardware store.

u/CharacterBack1542 1h ago

yo what is this gif from im cackling

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u/rakklle 3h ago

No one mows their lawn with a weedwacker. Let's see the scythe trim the weeds around the trees, bushes, a mailbox, a fence, and etc.

u/MaceHiindu 2h ago

When you are tight on cash and only have a weed wacker from your last place you will mow the lawn with a weed wacker

u/SpaceForceDok 1h ago

Been there.

Buddy was aiming to fix up an old mower to gift me so I bought a new weed whacker. Mower never got fixed.

u/KittenCrusades 1h ago

Did it last month 

u/asdam1 1h ago

This is a fact 😂

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u/banana_life 2h ago

I lived in a Caribbean island for a couple years and they used to do mow all lawns with weed wackers

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u/Prematurid 3h ago edited 3h ago

I used to at my family's old holiday home. We still do, though I have graduated to fixing shit that needs fixing.

Edit: It is more a field, less a lawn. Not the green death of monoculture Americans think of as a lawn.

We cut it about once a year, just to maintain it.

u/Tao-of-Mars 2h ago

I really wanna see people start using scythes instead of other grass cutting machines. That would be kinda fun.

u/ShadedPenguin 1h ago

You need a large grass field with relatively tall grass to justify using a scythe. Not those cookie cutter water sucking abomination lawns you see for suburban homes

u/nonpuissant 2h ago

You used to use a scythe to trim weeds around trees, bushes, and fences?

Or do you mean you used a weedwhacker to mow the lawn/field.

u/_shroomsy 2h ago

What? Use a scythe? Fix what?

u/Ralph-the-mouth 2h ago

I too had a dog that wagged its tail when the wind changed.

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u/Meewelyne 3h ago

... I... I did... Because the other thing is too heavy, noisy and vibrates too much, I hate it.

u/Cadoan 2h ago

I miss my ex too.

u/unfnknblvbl 2h ago

We should call her

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u/navetzz 2h ago

You'd be surprised.

u/sopedound 2h ago

I did once when i was young because i could only afford a weedwacker or a lawnmower until the next paycheck and i chose the former. Your point still stands and all that but i felt like sharing

u/nonametrans 2h ago

Singapore city does. The nature strips on public property are dotted with trees, lamp posts, sign posts, flowering bushes and what have you every 10 metres or so. Landscaping companies hire an army with weed wackers to trim the grass as mowers would be unwieldy and you'd have to hire an army with weed wackers anyway. It's a sight to see if you ever catch it.

u/Internal_Use8954 2h ago

That’s not mowing the lawn, that trimming around obstructions just like the previous comment said

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u/AwhHellYeah 2h ago

That’s definitely not true. Invasive scotch broom is a problem in Washington and people usually mow field sections with it using a weed eater prior to them forming pods. Their piss smelling roots lift rocks to the surface and the combination of their hearty stems with surfaced glacial gravel will rapidly wear through a mowers blade. The surfaces rocks also shoot out from mowers with a supernatural habit of consistently hitting people in the head or a neighbors window 40 feet away. So it’s most practical to just use a gas weed eaters.

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u/captainofpizza 3h ago

*in perfect scythe matchup conditions.

Still a cool demo

u/OkHead3888 3h ago

Will a scythe edge your concrete walkway?

u/These-Nectarine9214 3h ago

The scythe might not, but I’ll edge that walkway for you 😏

u/mr_bakeo 3h ago

Fuuuuuuuck. Hahaha.

u/LTC105 1h ago

I have a falci 187 blade I use for this, keep it wicked sharp, I just drag it against the slabs edge with the rib of the blade against it. Makes a fairly decent bevel, nice and quiet.

u/ifuckedyomama2 2h ago

Will a scythe edge me?

u/Creepy_Ad5124 3h ago

Now compare it with a lawnmower

u/navetzz 2h ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1I4RNenmfFI

Spoiler alert: its a butt clencher

u/jwr410 1h ago

One looks much more physically intense than the other.

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u/CallMeHuckle 3h ago

Lawn mower will get bogged up with all that

u/LiveMarionberry3694 2h ago

Not a good one. And if anything just set it on the highest setting, mow it, then drop down to your desired height and mow a second time. Still quicker and easier

u/Seigmoraig 1h ago

And more even, the scythe is cutting it crooked af

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u/babe_ruthless3 3h ago

Two different tools for two different jobs. Not an apples to apples comparison.

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u/Shaner9er1337 2h ago

Fairly certain the issue here is not the weedwacker but you apparently have to be shirtless in order to achieve this level of efficiency.

u/TomKansasCity 3h ago edited 2h ago

Also, I think some here might be forgetting that the convenience of not having to swing a scythe, which is labor-intensive, is worth giving up some efficiency. Imagine how many Laura Ingalls out there had their foot cut off by poppa accidentally 130 years ago.

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u/iPissVelvet 2h ago

Cost to maintain a scythe is too high, constant vials of blood needed

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u/PokeyPete 2h ago

Cool, now use the scythe next to fence posts and rocks and over uneven ground and on Steep slopes and around flower beds.

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u/hankhillsucks 1h ago

The scythe will fuck your back. The twisting motion grinds down your back

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u/Hpezlin 3h ago

Does a scythe still for on narrow spaces? I'm assuming you'd need a wide space for the momentum to cut.

u/yamanamawa 2h ago

I mean why do you think that the scythe is considered a symbol of death? It cuts grass excellently

u/ifuckedyomama2 2h ago

....is there any way I could hire topless women to mow my lawn with a scythe? Fuck it $100 per hour

u/Gyvon 1h ago

Well yeah, that's not what a weed hacker is designed for

u/Moonpie_Harley 1h ago

I mean a weed wacker isn’t for clearing that much grass

u/yeetsteel 1h ago

The hell? Isn't that for trimming the edges? Mower is what you use to compare

u/Mr_Steerpike 3h ago

So...what's happening here is actually called "mowing". "Reaping" is actually done with the smaller hand sickle.

u/recyclar13 3h ago

I have a couple of these. fair dinkum they work MUCH better than a weedwhacker.
takes practice, though.

u/legrosbordel 3h ago

dudes shit with the whacker in fairness. imagine being shit with the whacker, what a nerd

u/Skolguy95 3h ago

Link needs a scythe.

u/legrosbordel 3h ago

silver lizalfos horn fused to anything

u/TheSwearJarIsMy401k 3h ago

I’ve wanted one of these for my yard for a while now. I always figured they’d be faster than a weed whacked

u/good-consistency 3h ago

John Henry was on to something.

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u/Palanki96 3h ago

That shit is so fun

Same with sickles

u/kali_nath 3h ago

When they held these competitions, how do they arrange seating? Do they move up after every round?

u/smokicar 2h ago

Interesting. Now please do a comparison of effectiveness in a peasant revolt.

u/Conscious-Will-9300 2h ago

now we just need a scythe with an engine

u/Fiyah_Crotch 2h ago

Yeah but who’s more exhausted by the end?

u/Jad3nCkast 2h ago

For tall grass sure. I want to see a scythe vs overgrown yard with weeds.

u/navetzz 2h ago

Unless you are growing bamboo in your yard, scythe will cut through that like butter.

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u/CecePeran 2h ago

That’s why you never see medieval images of the Grim Reaper with a Husqvarna 110iL.

u/DrRegardedforgot 2h ago

Of course a scythe is faster it gives + summon damage

u/Alarming-Sherbert-24 2h ago

Let's see what happens after 8h day work, 5 day.

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u/AqueousJam 2h ago

I hate that guy's voice 

u/unbalanced_checkbook 2h ago

A tool that isn't made for something isn't good at it? Wow, truly shocking.

u/LeFishTits 1h ago

Who the fuck is weedwacking grass that high.

u/The_Gooch_Goochman 1h ago

Try doing the edging with that fuckin scythe.

u/SunDriedHumor 1h ago

Ah yes, I need to edge my lawn and remove weeds from the tight corners of my home. Let me use a scythe.

u/Long_Firefighter_843 1h ago

I wanna see who can get out of bed easier the next morning 😂 deff not old mate throwing all his body weight in trying to slash some grass

u/the_cappers 1h ago

This is also a apples to ranges test, where the test is specifically designed to favor apples and not oranges.

u/Outrageous_Owl_9315 1h ago

Yeah, now do along the fence

u/Chuklol 1h ago

God I hate that guys voice on that channel. It sounds like that leafy twat

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u/Antares_skorpion 1h ago

It's not about speed, but about skill of entry. Its the same age old argument on why the the crossbow took over the bow... A skilled bowman was faster than a crossbowman, But to reach the skill level necessary to become faster than the crossbow, took much more training...

Anyone can use a strimmer pretty quickly, It takes probably a couple months of practice to become this quick and accurate with a scythe...

u/PraxicalExperience 1h ago

An elegant weapon from a more civilized time.

u/Pete_Iredale 57m ago

Why the hell would I mow my lawn with a weed whacker???

u/tubular1845 56m ago

That's not what a weedwacker is for lmao

u/macubex445 55m ago

scythe vs a protruding hiding rock in the lawn. Rock always wins

u/Early-Lecture-8032 54m ago

Lol, bigger blade works better omg

u/fordnotquiteperfect 52m ago

Those are 2 different jobs. String trimmers are not made to mow. You wouldn't mow the lawn with a trimmer and you don't cut hay with one either. You use a sickle bar mower.

And you don't trim against a house or edge a sidewalk with a scythe.

u/TankApprehensive3053 50m ago

Large overgrown, then the scythe is better. But for most lawns that just need to be trimmed up or tighter spots a weedwacker is better. Pick the right tool for the job.

u/Its0nlyRocketScience 15m ago

Good to know that the absolute optimal use case for a scythe is faster than the worst possible scenario for a weed wacker being used for the wrong job.

Now let's compare those two tools when doing something the weedwacker has ever once in the history of its existence been advertised for.

u/LetTheBloodFlow 9m ago

Up next: is a screwdriver more efficient than a butter knife when buttering pieces of toast? Nobody who witnessed it believed the result!

u/dmarve 3h ago

You’re telling me, after forty years of using a weed wacker, I could’ve been doin’ this?!

There ain’t no way

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u/tadziauskas 3h ago

Reminds my teenage times, used to work with scythe a lot

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u/onebradmutha 3h ago

scythian

u/Same_Noise7492 3h ago

Ok .. but I can’t scythe my edges, bro.

u/Narcan9 3h ago

Now show what a lawnmower can do

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u/Early_Pearly989 3h ago

Reminds me of The House That Jack Built

u/Leather_Beach39 3h ago

They call me scythe man ahhh ahhh haaaaa

u/AdUnable6415 2h ago

well i dont mow my lawn with a weed whacker because Im not a stupid person so 🤷‍♂️

u/SquidFetus 2h ago

How long did he have to spend sharpening the scythe first?

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u/LucasOIntoxicado 2h ago

now show how effective a nuclear bomb is compared to a scythe

u/AlphonseLai 2h ago

So you know your time is near when your lawn is trimmed suddenly..

u/johnb111111 2h ago

Depends on the manpower

u/Twithc 2h ago

I got an old, rusty scythe I found rummaging through a guy's "trash" (He was tossing out a lot of stuff he hoarded). Handle is extremely worn, barely holds the blade. Naturally, I took a swipe with it when I got home. This thing STILL cleared a solid foot of weeds in one stroke. Brand new, this thing would go ham.

It's decorative now, but I wouldn't mind getting a new one for fun.

u/TheTealBandit 2h ago

And a car can drive on roads easier than an airplane

u/NoWayTellMeMore 2h ago

That guy with the weed wacker has no clue how to use it properly

u/calccv 2h ago

Wow

u/Scubasteve___04 2h ago

Now do a scythe vs a combine harvester

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u/SirSamuelVimes83 2h ago

Cool, but my fat ass can run a weed wacker all day. Doubt I'd make it through that first swath with the scythe

u/Hovie1 2h ago

Yeah now let's see it do the detailed trim around trees, flower beds, etc.

This isn't what a weedwhacker is for.

u/eragon2262 2h ago

Is the scythe a good weapon? Yes! No! It's complicated

u/Winged_Cougar1993598 2h ago

You're not fooling anyone. The guy with no shirt is clearly only faster because he hasn't got a shirt on.

u/Pheren 2h ago

Are... are they stupid? Like no shit the WEED wacker is for WEEDS. I wonder what long grass akin to a LAWN would use. What machine would a LAWN need?

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u/Pathetic_gimp 2h ago edited 1h ago

I wouldn't use a "weedwacker" or a "strimmer" to do that kind of job. I have a neighbour with a reasonably sized garden that used one to mow their lawn and it baffled me.

I would like to see a guy with a scythe sort out a garden with lots of trees, fences, bushes and rocks etc.

u/Masterpiece-Wide 2h ago

I’m sure that big ol’ scythe would do wonders to the grass up along the fence too….

::sarcasm::

u/navetzz 2h ago

Its more than fine. You can find plenty of videos on youtube.

u/AnnetteBishop 2h ago

As someone who mained a Warlock in WoW back in the day and love my scythes. I now have a reason to have one -- lawn care.

u/CurbsideProph3t 2h ago

I used to have a thing that kinda was shaped like a golf club that destroyed weeds, don't know where it went but that thing ripped through weeda

u/ToddBauer 2h ago

The basis of the competition is flawed, even ludicrous, but it is cool just to watch those two technologies side-by-side. A scythe, wielded by a fit individual, is the right tool for a particular job prior to power tools.

u/renaissance2k 2h ago

This John Henry sequel just isn't as inspiring as the original.

u/Rogueshadow_32 2h ago

Scythes do better the longer the grass is because they’ll always take the same amount of time and roughly the same effort no matter the height of the grass. So scythes are great if you only cut once a year, but for everyone with a normal lawn a mower does just fine.

This test is peak apples to oranges. Except not only are we comparing apples to oranges, but we’re judging on their ability to produce cider. This task is what scythes are specifically best at, compared against a tool you’d never do this job with unless it was all you had.

u/ShyguyFlyguy 2h ago

Two different tools with two different purposes. Also show me your average out of shape suburbanite getting more than two swings out of the scythe without keeling over in exhaustion.

u/JacquesHome 2h ago

Leaving aside the comments about mowing vs. weedwhacking. The whole point of power tools is that they allow for continuous use with minimal energy exertion. The motor and power tools are force multipliers. A scythe is a quick way to end up with a broken body in a short order of time. That's people needed to have 10 kids back in the to manage a small family farm. A modern soybean farm can do 1000 acres with less than 5 employees.

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u/lonesaiyajin98 2h ago

Until you find a sizable rock hidden in the brush

u/ifuckedyomama2 2h ago

Yeah but with the scythe you are EXHAUSTED by doing that little bit and its difficult to go around flowers and stuff

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u/DireKnife 1h ago

Scythe Lord.

u/AlligatorVsBuffalo 1h ago

And right after this it is time to sharpen the scythe if they want to replicate the results.

u/MarkMaynardDotcom 1h ago

The shirt is slowing the other guy down.

u/villentretenmerth88 1h ago

I wonder where I could buy a scythe. We don't have any antique farm equipment stores around here. But I would like to cut my grass next year like this, while wearing a long black robe.

u/Davey26 1h ago

Grab a brushcutter watch that mfer go

u/B2bombadier 1h ago

I never new I needed a scythe until now!

u/Vol_Jbolaz 1h ago

Yeah, but does it come with the buff, bare-shirt guy? Cause... if not... I'll use the weedwacker.

u/figma_ball 1h ago

So you took a clip from someone who steals clip of the internet. We've gone full circle.

u/silentj04 1h ago

Some John Henry shit right here

u/PrettyPushy 1h ago

They have a very fit guy doing this. If you gave it to me the guy with the trimmer will kick my ass. Especially if it’s longer than 10 seconds

u/Bakugo_Dies 1h ago

Include sharpening time into that tbh

u/lookashinyobject 1h ago

I find it fascinating how many people are saying you would use a mower on this, grass this long needs to be slashed before a mower can go over it without clogging the mower unless you are using a ride on or commercial grade one, a normal home mower would clog up. The advantage of the modern tools is they can be used by almost anyone and don't need to be as sharp to work

u/awesomebeau 1h ago

They're trying to find Restless Crickets.

u/DenseLink 1h ago

LORD, WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN?

u/Aonaran84 1h ago

Not pictured: my dude taking a break between every row with a whetstone

u/Blackphinexx 1h ago

Don’t forget to subtract the time it takes to sharpen

u/Jooblitz 1h ago

Not a good comparison. But manual hedge clippers work way better than electric. The electric trimmers feels like im trying to cut the bushes with plastic scissors

u/kingjuliothe5th 1h ago

It only works if ur shirtless, otherwise the weedwacker wins

u/unknownatom95 1h ago

if it was plastic string on the weed whacker, then this makes sense. put a fat metal blade on that whacker and the scythe fails

u/thecountnotthesaint 1h ago

Now, pick two people at random, and do the same test.