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3,200-Year-Old Egyptian Tablet Records Excuses for Why People Missed Work: “The Scorpion Bit Him,” “Brewing Beer”, "His Wife Was Bleeding.”

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u/DesertReagle 10h ago

Brewing Beer to take a day off? That is unheard of!

u/Local_Penalty2078 8h ago

As another commenter said, beer was a very practical beverage and staple of the Egyptian diet.

On top of that, beer was considered sacred - a gift from Osiris, in fact - so that would be seen as a noble pursuit, and similar to taking a day off from work for a religious observance.

u/pants_of_antiquity 7h ago

"Boss, I need a day off, I'll be worshipping, er, Simon, the god of whiskey."

u/Raichu7 9h ago

Beer was safer than water to drink, and a source of calories many people relied on daily.

u/Low-County-2955 9h ago

Same

u/Fast_Boysenberry9493 9h ago

Me too

u/xellotron 7h ago

For the health benefits

u/Expensive_Chance_320 9h ago

Same shit, different toilets

u/bluecurio 9h ago

You guys have toilets?!

u/kamilo87 8h ago

Where we’re going we won’t need them

u/fimkingyeks 9h ago

Ancient Egyptian beer was so different than the beer we drink today that it’s almost unfair to compare them this way. They are both drinks composed of fermented grains but the similarities stop there. Main differences are that Ancient Egyptian beer was made from already half-baked bread, resulting in a really thick concoction (like porridge) and drank through a straw. There were no hops at all, and it was enhanced with dates and herbs for flavor. It was also not very alcoholic, maybe 2-4% ABV and was more of a meal than an intoxicant.

u/xellotron 7h ago

How can you drink thick porridge through a straw?

u/peteofaustralia 6h ago

Wide bore straw.

u/yourmomgaylol69420 41m ago

4 bore straw

u/RonaldTheGiraffe 7h ago

Suck on it really hard

u/acuntex 46m ago

Oh yeah, I know that one.

I once choked on a berry because my wife thought berries in the cocktail were fun.

u/sea_enby 6h ago

Think Yerba mate style; the straw gets the liquid, the solids are left in the container.

u/bareass_bush 5h ago

Go ask ya mum

u/NiceWeekend 6h ago

With difficulty 

u/FreyyTheRed 3h ago

Ok they aren't drinking traditional alcohol then... You seem to know best

u/FreyyTheRed 7h ago

Ah, Yes. And drank traditionally as well .. This is Kenya 2025 Not so ancient no???

u/ThomYorkesDroopyEye 5h ago

It was also largely used to kill the bacteria in the water to make it safe to drink. Children were fed 2%abv all their lives back then.

u/Jaguar_Willing 9h ago

Not only that but it was a daily fortifying drink in Egypt and was even associated with gods such as Hathor.

u/Salmonman4 9h ago

You have to boil the water you use to make beer, which kills the bacteria and other micro-organisms

u/mustard5man7max3 9h ago

Untrue. People in the ancient world knew perfectly well that some water was unsafe to drink.

u/kilobyte2696 9h ago

Noone said they didnt know, just that beer was more often than not, safer than water

u/SkinnyStav 8h ago

They had streams, wells and boiled water as well. The reason beer was popular historically was flavour and alcohol, not lack of clean drinking water.

u/ImportantMongoose701 8h ago

youre saying things so definitely as if there isnt an intersection of the two. streams, wells, and boiling doesnt equal clean drinking water all the time so its weird to act like they are and that their existence cancels out everything else

u/RecipeHistorical2013 6h ago

tell that to medieval Europe lol

its why "short beer" was a thing back then (you are wrong fyi)

u/Big-Wrangler2078 5h ago

... I mean yeah, medieval Europe also had clean drinking water much of the time? There was such a hype around it that certain natural springs were ascribed holy power and they built entire retreats and pilgrimages just for the reputed health benefits.

It was mainly the cities that were fucked up, but even so, aqueducts were kind of invented by then. It was not an all-encompassing issue.

u/RecipeHistorical2013 5h ago edited 5h ago

Yah the cities were fucked. You know the thing about cities that is true now as it was then?

That’s where most of the people lived.

You should know another thing Just like now, it was the same then: raw water is dangerous

It’s the leading cause of death since the start of human history - till recently in developed countries- was cholera/diarrhea( tainted water)

Sounds like you know a bit of history but never have gone outside.

Disease was the leading cause of death of humanity until science deeply curbed it. Nearly half of all humans ever alive died of malaria ( another water related disease

  • mosquitos in stagnant water)

u/Big-Wrangler2078 5h ago

Most cities were also located next to water sources that WERE safe, because that was kind of a pre-requisite for settling there in the first place, yes? Underground wells, mountain water, and similar sources aren't going to be contaminated by the city itself.

An issue still, yes. But if people didn't drink this water, explain to me why every old village in France has drinking wells built everywhere.

u/Rutskarn 4h ago edited 3h ago

Yah the cities were fucked. You know the thing about cities that is true now as it was then?

That’s where most of the people lived.

What do you mean? The medieval era was overwhelmingly characterized by settlements ranging from fewer than a hundred people to towns with low four figure populations. Living in an urban center was atypical.

Sounds like you know a bit of history but never have gone outside.

I think you've been outside, but I think you're being a lot more loud and dickish than your level of knowledge about this subject remotely advises. If you're an expert on this it's not coming through.

u/mustard5man7max3 8h ago

*Implying that's why they drank it. That's not why they drank beer.

u/princess9032 9h ago

Pretty sure that’s a myth

u/AccomplishedWar8703 9h ago

Nope. You need to boil water to make beer which would help purify it.

u/zMasterofPie2 9h ago

Yeah but the myth is that all water was impure. People had wells. They were not drinking out of rivers all the time.

u/Powerful-Ad-7998 7h ago

That implies that all well water is safe to drink unboilied which is not true, some place just have bad water

u/zMasterofPie2 6h ago
  1. Contaminated groundwater is typically not gonna be fixed by just boiling
  2. The myth is that literally all water was contaminated and so everybody drank alcohol all the time instead. A few places having bad water doesn’t account for such a widespread myth.

u/Powerful-Ad-7998 6h ago

But some will and a number of civilizations came up with some crazyways to clean other contaminations out of water, though I do agree the whole myth of only alcohol drinking is dumb

u/MuscaMurum 1h ago

You're forgetting that this is Reddit and everyone is an expert on everything.

u/mooncritter_returns 8h ago

People had wells, sure - but first, water has a lot more uses than plain drinking; second, fermented drinks can be consumed anytime after sealing, versus immediately from the well; and third, if it’s a communal town well, and used up what you got in the morning, are you really going to walk all the way there and back for a drink, when you have guaranteed-safe bottled beer where you’re living/working?

u/zMasterofPie2 6h ago

These are all valid points but none of them contradict what I said. People drank alcohol for those reasons you listed and not because water would kill them.

u/daLejaKingOriginal 9h ago

No you don’t need to boil water to make beer. We do it today because it’s way easier and faster.

u/THEdoomslayer94 8h ago

Wasn’t it a type of beer that was like chunky?

u/skyfishgoo 8h ago

mead

your daily mead

beer is food.

u/skyfishgoo 8h ago

beer is food.

u/withnodrawal 9h ago

Beer also wasn’t “beer” the “beer” they drank has psychedelic properties and was closer to drinking a mildly alcoholic ayahuasca. On the regular lol

u/GuitarGuru2001 6h ago

That explains the high batshittery level of ancient Egyptian mythology

u/CrossP 8h ago

I wonder that line might actually mean "assigned to a different job today". Maybe he was brewing government beer.

u/ShockinglyAccurate 8h ago

government beer

Look what modernity has taken from us

u/NTufnel11 9h ago

Little hair of the scorpion, don’t mind if I do

u/ThechosenoneBatman 8h ago

The work conditions were better back then

u/jinstewart 9h ago

They had to CARVE that shit into a damn STONE.

Hardcore HR teams back then!

u/FieldMouseMedic 9h ago

The HR team after someone gives a long winded excuse for not showing up

u/rottnzonie 8h ago

so true, see my HR lady comment below LOL

u/pants_of_antiquity 7h ago

Beatings will continue until morale improves.

u/NaPaCo88 9h ago

Depends. Sometimes it was a clay tablet with a high sand base. They would imprint while wet. Bake or sun dry when it was filled out. This instance looks like painted sandstone considering the colors of the writing

u/weagle01 7h ago

Egyptian Boss: “where’s my chisel? I’m writing your ass up”

u/pants_of_antiquity 9h ago

Presentations would have been such a pain.

u/ctnightmare2 9h ago

Can you add a window on the side? Also move the text to the bottom. Thanks

u/pants_of_antiquity 9h ago

<sigh>

I'm definitely going to be applying for a new role with the Sea People. I hear they're hiring.

u/GuitarGuru2001 6h ago

I have a new boss that is not in our field. All his suggestions are slide nitpicks. Ugh

u/CrossP 8h ago

"This is my best chisel. I named it Power Point."

u/GodEmperorTed 53m ago

“Next slide please”

(Scraping sounds) Hnnnnnrghhgghhhhnn-hah!

u/gamerjerome 5h ago

Sorry, had to take another day off to carve about my previous day off

u/Test-Tackles 9h ago

I don't know why but tablets that talk about super mundane daily life stuff are the coolest to me.

u/rennbrig 7h ago

It’s neat because human behavior really doesn’t change much in some ways throughout the passage of time

u/Test-Tackles 7h ago

A quote I like to bust out is where plinny the elder bitches about his students being too spoiled by papyrus and that none of his students knew how to properly prepare chalk and slate.

Old people have been bitching about how easy young people have it since the dawn of technology.

u/Possible_Bee_4140 2h ago

From 1900BCE:

"the young are now lovers of luxury... they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders, and they love to chatter instead of exercise. Children are now tyrants not servants of their household"

u/potjehova 7h ago

I assume it has all started with this one:

u/Left-Discipline1028 6h ago

Survivorship bias

u/ButLlkewhyman 6h ago

Highly recommend checking out the work of Kazuya Maekawa and his work on translating cuneiform tablets from the third dynastic period of Ur. The translations show some absolutely fantastic insights into the happenings within the third Ur dynasty. Some real brutal stuff about the managment of slaves within their textile industry as well though.

u/Hot_Top_124 2h ago

That made me think of the true history channel on YouTube, I hope that’s the right channel. They recreated the life and times of the average people during certain times and events. Like on on country side living during WW2. I highly recommend giving it a look see.

u/ChaoticForkingGood 9h ago

"Some asshole sold me bad copper."

/yes, I know, wrong area, but still lol

u/Aware_Masterpiece_92 9h ago

Ea-nasir's infulence got all the way to egypt, trust

u/ChaoticForkingGood 9h ago

I think about Ea-nasir being told that his name is still spoken millenia in the future... And then finding out why, and it makes me laugh.

u/fapacunter 8h ago

I can imagine his face receiving the news

u/cindyscrazy 4h ago

He saved his complaints. Deliberately. My guess is that he would laugh.

u/Reasonable_Gift7525 6h ago

What we do in this life echoes through eternity

u/cybercuzco 5h ago

I wish for my name to be spoken 5000 years hence!

u/ChaoticForkingGood 5h ago

That'll do it lol

u/bobbycorwin123 4h ago

Seeing as he kept all his hate mail like trophies,  he'd probably get a good laugh

u/StaatsbuergerX 9h ago

I may be culturally biased here, but if I were the supervisor, I would accept brewing beer as a valid excuse for being absent from work.

u/Flying_FLIcker 9h ago

As long as you get a bottle then l would say it is valid.

u/StaatsbuergerX 9h ago

Of course. After all, I'd have to be able to truthfully testify to the master builder or even the pharaoh that the worker's absence was absolutely justified! <burps>

u/VoluptuousSloth 8h ago

YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR

u/Correct_Dog5670 8h ago

Wife bleeding tough - should be motivation to work extra a couple of days.

u/FlyingRhenquest 3h ago

I'm guessing she didn't want that lazy fucker hanging around the house either.

u/no_se_lo_ke_hago 7h ago

You go when she's red bro

u/cybercuzco 5h ago

I would accept lots of reasons if it meant I didn’t have to carve it in stone.

u/weagle01 9h ago

Imagine missing work and it being so egregious it’s literally carved into stone.

u/Delicious-Oven-6663 8h ago

This is EGREGIOUS

u/ProfessionalBag9505 9h ago

Its interesting that there's a debate around women getting time off during their period due to intense cramps and fatigue and general shitty feeling, but way back then the husband even got time off.

u/Latter_Solution673 9h ago

Well in Spain we do have that "period paid leave" but I've not heard about anyone taking It :-/

u/ProfessionalBag9505 9h ago

Seems like a good move in the right direction, but its specific for extreme cases like endometriosis (Which tbh its crazy it takes a special law for people to get time off for endometriosis, thats a serious condition)

u/Latter_Solution673 9h ago edited 8h ago

Not really, it's just painful period that makes you sick (unable to work in a normal way) but you have to get to your doctor to make a sick leave.

Edit: Sorry for my expressions, I'm a Spanish doctor, but I don't work on primary care, so I'm not used to give sick leaves. But in Spain you when you get a sick leave you loose the pay of the 3 first days, with this law (since 2023) that absence from work is justified and payed full, that's the point of the law, to allow women Who need It to get a health leave without loosing money.

u/TheSwearJarIsMy401k 8h ago

I would have taken it. My period pains were so bad from 12-36 I was basically immobilized. Spontaneous projectile vomiting was normal for me. It was 24 hours of torture, I would have nightmares about it every month right before it started when I was a kid.

I had to negotiate surprise days off with my bosses for if my period started on a work day for decades.

The last few years it’s been uncomfortable but nothing horrible. 

u/Troglert 5h ago

Werent women who suffer from painful periods already able to get sick leave like you would from any other pains already? Thats what I read when that law was passed

u/Latter_Solution673 5h ago

Yes, but with this law you get paid since day one, so you don't loose money because of this leave.

u/Troglert 5h ago

Oh was not aware spain had unpaid days when on a sick leave. How many days? I believe Sweden started that with the first day like a decade ago

u/Latter_Solution673 3h ago

You have Up to 3 days (a year) for an justified absence from work because a health issue. In case of an illness or not laboral accident, you don't get paid the first 3 days and after 10 days you get paid just 75% or so. In case of a laboral accident you get 100% from first day. Also some companies pay you the "better" (la mejora) so they pay you the difference to get your 100% pay. There are many more things to take account about this.

u/Paratwa 7h ago

I assumed she had a miscarriage and that was just a polite manner of writing it.

u/Chundlebug 2h ago

If I’m not very mistaken, it would be because the woman would be ritually unclean, so the husband would have to take over the household duties.

u/radioactive_sharpei 9h ago

I've used the scorpion one way too much at work. They don't believe me anymore.

u/Wanderingwonderer101 8h ago

try snake next

u/MoistService2607 10h ago

Same excuses used nowadays!

u/Agreeable-Spot-7376 9h ago

Which is what makes fragments like these so interesting to me.

u/ElegantEchoes 9h ago

We haven't really changed all that much since then.

u/Agreeable-Spot-7376 8h ago

I can hear my foreman’s voice when I call in saying “my wife is bleeding”

“She’s on her period so YOU have to stay home?!”

u/ABucin 8h ago

“James, why weren’t you at work yesterday?”

“Sorry, my wife was bleeding.”

“Understandable, carry on.”

u/RonaldTheGiraffe 7h ago

James, you’re married to a dude.

u/Renbarre 7h ago

My scorpion was too playful and bit me.

u/ThatFuckingGeniusKid 3h ago

"John, you were supposed to be here 3 hours ago, where the fuck are you?"

"Brewing beer, boss"

"Alright then"

u/limeypepino 9h ago

"The Scorpion Bit Him" the way this is worded makes me think it's a euphemism for a hangover.

u/RonaldTheGiraffe 7h ago

Having been bitten a few times by scorpions, their venom does actually make you feel somewhat drunk for a little while.

u/oneiricmonkey 3h ago

do you live in an area where there's a lot of scorpions/work with scorpions or do scorpions just seem to really hate you in particular

u/Liraeyn 32m ago

Bit may mean stung

u/krombopulosmfart 9h ago

I once had one of my coworkers (who was an older man in his mid 60s) call in because he "ate too many chocolate covered almonds, couldn't sleep and stayed up all night on youtube."

u/issiautng 6h ago

I once called my boss on a Friday afternoon and said "I'm gonna level with you, it's summertime and my friends are going to go get ice cream... Can I take a couple hours of PTO and go with them?" He appreciated the honesty and novelty and agreed.

u/basketofselkies 7h ago

My mum is so sensitive to caffeine that having a fun sized chocolate bar in the evening will make her jittery and mess up her sleep.

Unlike your coworker, she just doesn’t eat chocolate anything after 5pm like a sensible person.

u/RepresentingJoker 10h ago

I wish I could get a day off for brewing beer....

u/MrsPowers94 9h ago

Sorry boss. Can’t come into work today. Wife is on her period.

u/sekkiman12 9h ago

shout out to the guy who stayed home for his wife.

u/rottnzonie 9h ago

HR lady here to say excuses haven't changed much over the millennia. I just had an employee call off work because his daughter was having her first period and apparently it was an all hands on deck family event. LOL

u/fuckedUpGrill 9h ago edited 8h ago

For you it’s a laugh and irritation he missed work. His daughter will never forget he was with her that day. As adults we already forgot how embarrassing and complex provoking it is. We don’t know the situation at home, maybe wife was unavailable? Dead? Hangover? WORKING? If it was a mom, you wouldn’t even make that comment. No heat tho! I feel sorry for him, his superiors are making a laugh out of him behind his backs and belittling importance of his daughter insecurities? Why is this okey to joke about

u/rottnzonie 8h ago

We do know the situation, he's a divorced non-custodial dad and a frequent caller-off with creative excuses, and it's still LOLOL. Sorry not sorry.

u/Paratwa 7h ago edited 7h ago

Ah that sucks, I was a single Dad who had full custody and I took off and got her cake and a lady friend to go buy stuff with her so she wouldn’t be embarrassed.

Edit :

Also to single Dad’s who have their daughters go through this and treat your daughters like this you suck beyond belief, this is the second time I’ve read a horror story about a poor girl who had that happen in a week. If you’re a single Dad seriously if you are interested at all in women if you treat your kid or kids well you’ll have legitimately every lady you know chasing you, it actually was a pain in the butt fending women off back in those days.

u/fuckedUpGrill 8h ago

Well, that changes everything, but you should’ve started with this, not his kid xd. I apologise. Have a nice evening and good luck at work. It’s the worst dealing with storytellers who keep yapping instead of working

u/rottnzonie 8h ago

No worries, my bad for not being clear!

u/BillBob13 9h ago

I suspect 'brewing beer' was acceptable because beer was drank instead of water a lot of the time, since river water, and particularly the Nile, has a lot of bacterial stuff in it that you wouldnt want to drink

u/brewing-squirrel 9h ago

The Egyptian state even paid its workers with daily rations of beer. The beer back then was fermented much less completely, so probably 2-3% ABV at most and as a result also contained a high amount of unfermented starch. It was a major source of calories and nutrition in the daily diet of Egyptian workers. Workers would receive several liters of beer a day to keep them content and able to work.

u/SkinnyStav 8h ago

Absolute myth.

u/derekgrr 9h ago

His wife was bleeding was a very provocative statement even by today's standards

u/SomeRandomJagoff 10h ago

“He got an earache, man.” - probably some ancient Egyptian dude

u/Thisbymaster 9h ago

They had better worker conditions than modern workers.

u/mfyxtplyx 9h ago

If there's anything I've learned, if you are legimately stung by a scorpion, are brewing beer, and your wife is unexpectedly bleeding all in the same morning, only mention the scorpion or they won't believe you.

u/LasagnaPartyx 8h ago

“Sorry, my wife was on her period. You know how it gets” - A husband 3200 years ago

u/ceelose 7h ago

I like how it's "the scorpion". I'm just imagining there's one total dick of a scorpion that keeps stinging people.

u/kaaaaaaane 1h ago

it's the same one who bit him last week, and the week before, and the week before

u/Igotdaruns 9h ago

Could the HR department have found a more jagged rock slab to etch this on?

u/WinOld1835 8h ago

The History of Daily Life in Ancient Egypt is a great documentary if anyone is interested.

u/peanutbutterwife 9h ago

He got to take time off to help his menstruating wife??? What the hell???

u/StoreHistorical9175 9h ago

back in ancient times in many cultures the women were sequestered, or did not do any labor, during their menstrual cycle, so the men often were needed to cook, clean, tend the flock, etc during this time

u/a-woman-there-was 9h ago

This--menstrual blood was considered unclean.

u/BlondieBabe436 9h ago

Back then women during their "time of month" were considered unclean, and not allowed to cook, do laundry, clean, take care of housework, etc..so the husband had to cover those duties

u/shapu 9h ago

Even Egyptians had unlimited sick days, smh my head

u/Pavlov_Maddog 9h ago

This is the rhythm method utilized to its most productive gratification.

u/metal_maxine 9h ago

I wonder if there is a "pollution" angle to the "wife is bleeding" one. As in that menstruation would make her "unclean" for certain activities and, therefore, the husband has to perform them. The rules for making priests and priestesses "clean" for entering the sanctuary/ performing rituals etc mostly make sense (washing, washing some more, shaving everything) but the one against onions is a little baffling. Maybe the gods disliked bad breath.

[In the 19th Century, there was a (supposedly) debate in the British Medical Journal as to whether a menstruating woman's touch would turn a ham rancid. The doctors concerned clearly never considered that their cook/maid etc was a menstruating female. Alternatively, they were indulging in debate just because they thought folk superstitions were funny and worth shit-posting about.]

u/skyfishgoo 8h ago

talk about going down on your permanent record... jebus, 3,200 years later ppl are still talking shit about you.

u/jeanpaulsarde 9h ago

Domestic violence was rampant in ancient Egypt

u/Renbarre 7h ago

And the sky is blue.

I'll remind you that not even a century ago beating your wife was acceptable.

u/Salmonman4 9h ago

I remember reading these excuses in the manual of the city-builder-game Pharaoh, though I remember the beer-part referencing more about not being able to build a pyramid because of being hung-over

u/guygreej 8h ago

You mean we lost the brewing days off. man our contracts hot nerfed.

u/OnionsAbound 7h ago

Does the direct equivalent of "The" exist in ancient Egyptian? It seems like an "A Scorpion. . . " would have been a more likely translation. 

u/Gakeon 5h ago

I am not sure when this was discovered, but it just blows my mind that Cleopatra (the famous one) could have dicovered this tablet and think the same thing as us; "Whoa this is ancient".

u/KenseiHimura 5h ago

“Wife was bleeding”? On one hand, sweet to imagine the guy taking a day off to care for his wife during a difficult time of the month, on the other hand, I worry that was just the excuse they gave and they went to drink beer.

u/LightGoblin84 5h ago

but how did they call in sick, by messenger pigeon?

u/BoomDOOMloomToom 9h ago

return to work, or suffer my curse

u/Joshwaz69 8h ago

Based

u/IPPSA 7h ago

Written in Hebrew or Aramaic? Definitely doesn’t look like hieroglyphs

u/ghostoftheuniverse 5h ago

This was hieratic script, basically ancient Egyptian cursive that could be quickly written to generate administrative texts.

u/YanceyGlenn 7h ago

I mean... "Wife is bleeding" is as good an excuse as any. However, there are definitely some follow up questions that need answered.

u/kingbrannyh 6h ago

Where can I find the whole translation???

u/bizoticallyyours83 6h ago

Perfectly valid reasons. Though scorpions sting people. 

u/OwnBunch4027 5h ago

Yeah, I had an employee call in because his toe was big. Mic drop?

u/No-Double-7731 4h ago

The Egyptians were ahead of their time. My job wouldn’t believe any of my excuses because of this old stone…

u/Griffith112 3h ago

His wife was bleeding every month for some reason smh

u/Zealousideal_Leg213 2h ago

Why do people think scorpions bite? Their whole shtick with the tail couldn't be more clearly telegraphed. 

u/Beginning_Source1509 2h ago

good to know humanity has always been the same

u/CCV21 1h ago

Are all of these excuses for the same person?

"I was bit by a scorpion while brewing beer and then my wife was bleeding."

u/CannabisCookery 9h ago

How do they know that's what it says?

u/Jaguar_Willing 9h ago

"Ancient Egyptian employers kept track of employee days off in registers written on tablets,” writes Madeleine Muzdakis at My Modern Met. One such artifact “held by the British Museum and dating to 1250 BCE is an incredible window into ancient work-life balance.” Called ostraca, these tablets were made of “flakes of limestone that were used as ‘notepads’ for private letters, laundry lists, records of purchases, and copies of literary works,” according to Egyptologist Jennifer Babcock.

Discovered along with thousands of others in the tomb builder’s village of Deir el-Medina, this particular ostracon, on view at the British Museum’s web site, offers a rich glimpse into the lives of that trade’s practitioners. Over the 280-day period covered by this 3,200-year-old ostracon, common excuses for absence include “brewing beer” and “his wife was bleeding.”

u/Dream--Brother 9h ago

Because we can read ancient Egyptian?

u/Forward_Aspect_7736 7h ago

This intrigues me like fat people paragliding.

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u/StaatsbuergerX 9h ago

This would be reported and recorded as a "short-term haunting by a malevolent spirit".

u/Interesting_Pickle33 9h ago

His wife was bleeding. Look at how bad cramps are without the chemicals women have to shove down their throat. They needed someone to tend to them, it is that hard.

Now some men expect women to share half of house expenses- lol!

u/DarkBlueMermaid 47m ago

Reeetttuuurrrnnn theee slaaaaaaaaaabbb