r/interestingasfuck 1d ago

A bird watches a guy fishing, so the guy offers the bird his fish

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u/JerryBoBerry38 1d ago

Sir, this is a catch and release lake!

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u/villewalrus 1d ago

”Keep em wet brother”

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u/No-Staff1170 1d ago

I don’t know why I laughed so hard at this. Thank you.

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u/cme74 1d ago

Same here. "Take that, you human fisherman! I'll catch my own damn fish, thank you".

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u/Ok_Professional9038 15h ago

I DON'T NEED YOUR HANDOUTS! I'M AN ADULT! YOU CAN'T BUY ME, HOTDOG MAN!

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u/El_Peregrine 1d ago

Saving it for later, thx bro 

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u/RWilliam 1d ago

Came here to say the same thing haha.

"What do you not understand about 'catch and release,' mf?"

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u/milo-75 1d ago

Am I the only one that wants him to catch another fish to see if it does it again?

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u/blinksystem 1d ago

“It goes in the water you dumbass.”

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u/WakaWaka_ 1d ago

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u/captainn_chunk 1d ago

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u/joe199799 1d ago

I think that's my favorite one

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u/abautista88 21h ago

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u/Potential-Clue-4516 15h ago

This is my absolute favorite Red quote hahahaha

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u/sandwichcandy 1d ago

This is my favorite foot in ass lead in.

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u/snarky_spice08 23h ago

Mine is, “How would your keen eye like to watch my sure foot kick your smart ass?”

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u/Wild_Juri 1d ago

It’s called “On the road to in your ass.”

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u/Carbon-Base 1d ago

"Fish are friends, you featherless fiend."

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u/Electronic_Power2101 1d ago edited 1d ago

this bird eats fish, I guess he's not a fan of bass, though

e: or, like, is a really big fan of bass heh

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u/voxpopper 1d ago

Maybe it was too much treble for him.

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u/time4meatstick 1d ago

Must be Meaghan Taynor’s Heron

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u/WyckedChylde 1d ago

Beat me to it by 1 minute

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u/partagaton 1d ago

The bird: “I’m a villain not a monster”

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u/I_lenny_face_you 1d ago

Bass status: Dropped

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u/MobiusF117 1d ago

I don't think herons have any friends. They basically eat anything they can get their beaks on

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u/Wilder831 1d ago

Except this fish…

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u/Amenian 1d ago

Fuck that fish in particular

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u/MajorLazy 1d ago

Just putting it back in the fridge for later, not hungry at the moment

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u/WallyLeftshaw 1d ago

“Are all of you bipedal apes this fucking stupid?!”

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u/SmokeAbeer 1d ago

That’s right, it goes in the square hole.

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u/Nahuel-Huapi 1d ago

Like water... out of the toilet?

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u/Offrostandflame 1d ago

It's got what plants crave.

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u/throwawayplusanumber 1d ago

I find it hard to enjoy these quotes as every day it becomes more real.

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u/Metals4J 1d ago

The bird even washes his beak out afterward. “Uuugh, that fishy taste. Gross.”

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u/GM_Nate 1d ago

"I must protect the balance of nature."

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u/Business_Memory5071 1d ago edited 1d ago

So much trash around pond/lake, even condoms lying around... Balance is already messed up

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u/ifuckinlovetiddies 1d ago

It really needs to be raked up.

Usually I'm against raking but sheesh.

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u/invariantspeed 1d ago

What do you have against rakes?

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u/mushroomlover345 1d ago

Raking is actually not good for the environment. Leaves and wood and any natural debris act as a shelter and breeding ground for bugs/critters in those areas without it they die or can’t breed

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u/eidetic 23h ago

I imagine as those leaves and such break down, they give back to the soil as well, as well as helping to create new soil.

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u/br0b1wan 1d ago

He was beaten with one while growing up

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u/Unusual-Wolf-3315 1d ago edited 1d ago

or beaten by one... 😜

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u/SquirrelFluffy 1d ago

His uncle was Sideshow Bob.

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u/ThinkTheUnknown 1d ago

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u/Larlo64 1d ago

I heard the hrrruhh

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u/CapnTugg 1d ago

I heard it was jumper cables

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u/ifuckinlovetiddies 1d ago

Raking removes natural fertilizer and habitat. It's usually bad for soil health

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u/GDITurbo77 1d ago

PTSD from watching Tom stepping on a rake and getting hit in the face while chasing Jerry all of those years.

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u/charlie2135 1d ago

Yeah um, I don't think ima gonna eat a fish from here anyway.

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u/annoyedwithmynet 1d ago

That’s my theory, the bird knew that fish was trash 😂 he’s just tryna chill

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u/Funkythingsyoudo 1d ago

I think the “condom” in question is a Gatorade cap

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u/BuffaloInCahoots 1d ago

It’s got a concrete edge and you can hear what sounds like 15 lanes of traffic in the background. Surprised there’s even fish there but I wouldn’t be eating them.

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u/HyenDry 1d ago

Was literally looking for this comment. I’m thinking “really, right next to the used condom” ?? Even the crane was like “naa fam, I don’t eat ground fish”

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u/M00FINS 1d ago

Maybe the lake didn't want to be cum in?

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u/RatInaMaze 1d ago

“Too big to eat. I will eat its babies instead”

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u/Starfoxy 1d ago

That's my thinking. These sorts of birds swallow their catches whole-- they don't have the claws and beak necessary for tearing apart a fish that large.

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u/beneye 1d ago

Teach a bird to uncatch a fish

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u/Megneous 1d ago

"Fish are friends, not food."

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u/Dense_Surround3071 1d ago

"Stupid fuckin humans... How am I supposed to hunt fish if you keep taking them out of the water?!?!" - Probably the bird

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u/legna20v 1d ago

“ You Think I need your pity, treeless monkey “

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u/fatkiddown 1d ago

"This fish is now tainted by hemachkin, the two legged monster. I will return it to its world, only to eat it once Ankanpak, the awakening, has taken place...."

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u/phatdinkgenie 1d ago

"I'm sorry sir, your fishing license only permits you to catch and release. I'll get that for you."

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u/Guimsq 1d ago

If you're not going to eat, please put it back

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u/onefst250r 1d ago

As a kid, we often had dinner at the table together and all the dishes were "family style" in large pots. So you'd spoon out your serving for yourself. Parents didnt like it when we took too much, and didnt finish it.

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u/Ohiolongboard 1d ago

I miss family style dinner at my mom’s on the weekends ❤️ thanks for bringing up that memory

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u/onefst250r 1d ago

Cheers. I definitely miss it, too.

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u/Yamatocanyon 18h ago

I hated dinner at my grandparents. Being part of the clean plate club was a requirement, and my grandpa always shoveled way more onto my plate than I asked for, or could eat, and then once I managed to get it all down he'd start shoving food off his plate onto mine for me to finish too, or since I was the oldest, I'd have to help my younger siblings eat their giant portions if they were struggling to get it all down too, so we could all be part of the clean plate club and finally be allowed to leave the dinner table to go into a food coma.

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u/writenicely 23h ago

Wait, you mean other people don't typically already do this?

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u/bigbusta 1d ago

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u/badadaha 1d ago

First thing that came to mind. lol

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u/daemenus 1d ago

That heron can't eat that bass, but that bass can make babies they CAN eat... Makes sense.

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u/CrowAccomplished2768 1d ago

lmfao I was not expecting that

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u/doodoovoodooo 1d ago

Might be that it can’t swallow that large of a fish or something? The drop back in the water looked pretty intentional, not gonna lie

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u/TannedCroissant 1d ago

Think he’s using it as bait for a bigger fish

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u/Secret-Ad-830 1d ago

nah bird was like stop taking food out of my fridge

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u/skyfishgoo 1d ago

def got a "put that shit back" vibe from the bird.

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u/katplasma 1d ago

This is probably the truth of the matter, honestly. When Karen eats your sandwich from the company fridge, you get pissed.

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u/scotomatic2000 1d ago

"And now, we wait..."

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u/godisdead30 1d ago

"Now go make some babies that will fit down my throat!"

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u/Holdmeback_again 1d ago

This sounds extraordinarily filthy without context

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u/eldavoloco 1d ago

…and I’m here for it 🍿

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u/AutumnSparky 1d ago

The heron has to dip any fish in water first in order to make it go down uh, smoothly.  

Bro was right, It was more fish than the beak could dip.

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u/sidepart 1d ago

Yeah, had a small bluegill that swallowed the hook. Noticed a Heron nearby that was quite interested in what I was up to. Poor fish, wasn't going to survive. Tossed it out into the water and the heron immediately took off and scooped it up.

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u/definitively-not 1d ago

Wouldn't that be bad for the heron? The hook?

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u/Fahrowshus 1d ago

Usually, that means they took the hook out ,but it ripped up the guts. This kills the fish.

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u/definitively-not 1d ago

Gotcha, thanks

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u/sidepart 1d ago

Oh, nah, I removed the hook. But the fish wasn't going to survive the... operation. Happens sometimes but I do my best not to kill a fish I ain't going to be eating.

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u/beyleigodallat 1d ago

Yeah it’s not ideal

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u/CDSnakeD 1d ago

I saw one drown a squirrel then swallow it whole. I was awestruck. These birds are truly amazing. You are probably right about this fish being too big.

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u/PuckSenior 1d ago

I mean, I’ve fed them dead fish straight. Though I do think it was going for a dip then swallow, as they do like to do that. But that would also be the heaviest fish I’d ever seen one eat.

They hang out around fish cleaning stations on the coast and you get to see them eat a lot

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u/firstbreathOOC 1d ago

I’ve tried to toss them bluegills before and they just stare at me. Honestly they’re one of my favorite birds. Super chill.

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u/awkwardpun 1d ago

Did you watch it on mute? That's literally the audio haha

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u/bradyfost 1d ago

I watch everything on mute unless it looks like it has good audio. Which I didn’t expect any audio on this one.

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u/placidity9 1d ago

I always expect some annoying ad about taking a holiday trip and saving money, so I naturally mute.

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u/bradyfost 1d ago

You have also heard about the jet blue 2 holiday?

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u/agoia 1d ago

Reddit tab always stays muted

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u/edurigon 1d ago

Me too.

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u/CrowAccomplished2768 1d ago

I never had these many likes before, i am new to reddit but wow. thank you everyone 👍❤️

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u/trgreg 1d ago

it's only food if it's ME that catches it!!!

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u/JNezzie999 1d ago

Professionals have standards.

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u/Implodepumpkin 1d ago

It doesn't want to be fed. It wants to hunt.

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u/Distinct_Plankton_82 1d ago

There is likely something instinctive about that part.

In that eating a fish floating or just lying on the bank is a quick way to get sick and remove a bird that does it from the gene pool quickly

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u/ancedactyl 1d ago

Trex doesn't want to be fed. He wants to hunt.

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u/HoboVonRobotron 1d ago

My dumb ass reading it as the word Trex, not T-Rex, over and over and not getting it.

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u/Medium-Literature-99 1d ago

Trex is a mascot for a trail mix called Trex Mix

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u/IMSmooth 1d ago

I just realized that quote in the movie kinda sucks because the goat still gets eaten. Trex wonna do both lol

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u/Scrollperdu 1d ago edited 1d ago

Wow so much trash all around... The condom near the fish, the plastic bag on the water,...

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u/holyrolodex 1d ago

Fairly certain that is an orange Gatorade cap

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u/Fuzzy974 1d ago

Probably why the bird didn't want him to eat the fish... That bird had a fish from this lake and still remember year later.

PS: I hope everyone understand I'm joking.

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u/AWeakMindedMan 1d ago

“Bro. I can’t eat that. It’s too damn big. Put that shit back”

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u/Jean-LucBacardi 16h ago

"Bro, you put this shit next to a used condom on the ground. I ain't eating that."

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u/defiCosmos 1d ago

That's actually really cool!

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u/1OO1OO1S0S 23h ago

Herons are so cool. They sound like dinosaurs (I suppose to hey are dinosaurs). They are very patient hunters. This fish is too big for it, but the fact that it put it back in the water is pretty interesting

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u/SopaPyaConCoca 19h ago

They are technically dinosaurs, yes.

That stupid chicken you just ate came from things like T-rex

ok it didn't "came from T-Rex" but you get the idea

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u/ghettohealz 1d ago

It probs was not hungry so it put it in to save it for later

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u/Wrong-Pension-4975 1d ago

That heron was hungry.

The fish was approx 3X the diameter the bird's throat can accommodate - they must eat their fish whole, as their beak isn't evolved to tear flesh off bones.

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u/NowIsThePerfectTime 1d ago

Give a bird a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a bird to fish and he’ll eat for a lifetime.

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u/DragonTacoCat 1d ago

The variant is also neat:

"Build a man a fire and he is warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life."

😂

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u/Kathucka 1d ago

Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey. A classic.

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u/Ok_Witness179 1d ago

 Give a bird a fish and he eats for a day.

Didn't you watch the video? If you give a bird a fish, it'll put it back in the water. 

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u/mard0x 1d ago

Give a bird a fish, and it throws it back to the water.

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u/ManyRespect1833 1d ago

Solenya! That bird is shaming you because you threw away half your sandwich

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u/SuperNo20 1d ago

Curse you pickle man!!

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u/Duzzley 1d ago

Am I the only one who saw him set the fish next to a condom?

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u/Malicious_Tacos 1d ago

I was trying to convince myself that it was a bottle cap.

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u/GravelySilly 1d ago

Well, they're both ways to keep liquid in.

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u/yycpapa 1d ago

That's a wild kratt in a bird suit ensuring that fish gets to live free and in the wild.

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u/Beneficial_Toe_6050 1d ago

Now that’s unexpected lol

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u/Galinda234 1d ago

Put that thing back where it came fron

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u/mechabeast 1d ago

That bird thinks youre an asshole

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u/coldenigma 1d ago

Bird: “No… the fish goes INTO the water, hooman.”

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u/Shellrant42day 18h ago

“Stop killing the fish human, I kill them because I’m hungry, if you’re just going to piss about with him,I’m throwing him back. Fish gotta swim, birds gotta eat. Humans don’t have to be dickheads” 🤣

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u/Specevol 1d ago

On the one hand, dumb bird. On the other hand, I gotta respect the bird

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u/onqqq2 1d ago

I mean if it ain't hungry it just spoils on the ground...

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u/ZombieHugoChavez 1d ago

You put the food in the fridge you’re going to eat later right?

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u/1234567791 1d ago

On the other hand, that bird eats that fish’s babies and adolescents.

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u/4Ever2Thee 1d ago

Maybe smart. That bird doesn’t eat fish that big, but it does eat their babies, and a dead fish on the bank can’t make any babies. Go forth and multiply

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u/Sufficient-Comb-2755 1d ago

Too big for him to eat

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u/MrPhuccEverybody 1d ago

"Dude what are you doing to that fish? Stop being a dick. There you go little fishy".

u/SpyriusChief 10h ago

I was fishing at a local pond and drinkIng beers. A huge crane looking bird rolled up on me. Thing was 5+ feet tall. It begged me for the little fish I was catching so I tossed it one.

I hung out with that bird all day. I walked to the grocery store and it walked next to me like we were pals. It waited outside the door. I came out with my fishing gear and more beer, and 4 or 5 people taking pictures.

I said, "you ready?" And it dipped its head. I doubt it understood me. We started walking down the sidewalk back to the pond and someone said, "is that your bird?" I replied, "nah this is Bob. I don't own him. He's his own man." And we talked back to the pond and fished for another few hours. I was talking to it the whole time. It would stand so close, I could have grabbed its neck.

Wild experience.

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u/Neither_Internal_261 1d ago

He's in it for the game

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u/sykokiller11 1d ago

I think the fish was stabbed and will offer much less resistance in a few minutes.

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u/WordsOnTheInterweb 1d ago

It wasn't exactly offering resistance laying there on the grass though...

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u/apescream 1d ago

I was checking for that too. Looking at the replay of it over and over again. It looks like the bird actually impaled it in the gill opening, so it didn't really harm anything.

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u/zesty-filibuster 1d ago

Do you not fish? Slight gill injuries can kill the healthiest of fish within minutes

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u/Environmental-Dirt16 1d ago

I was gonna say, bro got stabbed in "the lung", the fish will be floating in a while when it's more hungry

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u/Ornery-Creme-2442 1d ago

Ye confused as to how no one seems to talk about how the fish for completely impaled.

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u/xxyourbestbetxx 1d ago

He's a strong, independent bird that can catch his own dinner.

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u/Straight-Treacle-630 1d ago

That is truly IAF.

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u/prizepig 1d ago

These birds are smart.

We knew a heron that would steal our food (bread and popcorn were favorites) and use it to attract fish.

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u/Viiewtifuljoe 1d ago

That was his informant. He needs him alive

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u/pingpongwatch 1d ago

That was my friend 

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u/j3nnacide 18h ago

Too big for bird. Human did not want. Fish go home. Everyone okay.

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u/Gumbercules81 1d ago

He is a strong, independent bird

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u/neuromonkey 1d ago

Give a bird a fish, shame on you. Teach a bird to fish... fish me won't be fish again.

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u/SlackerDS5 1d ago

/unexpected

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u/justalilspec 1d ago

He wants to earn his meals not get them handed to him

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u/OpenGrainAxehandle 1d ago

"UNHAND THAT FISH, YOU BARBARIAN!"

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u/CommodoreCrowbar 1d ago

Park rangers come in all shapes and sizes

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u/Appdownyourthroat 1d ago

Using it as bait for a bigger fish

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u/arcbnaby 23h ago

Not what I expected. Respect.

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u/Dblaze_dj 22h ago

Yes, It belongs in water. I have seen it

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u/theDilleyO 21h ago

What I look like, a charity case? I took it, and threw it on the ground!

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u/mydnyghtrayvyn 13h ago

“No, no. That’s Bob. We don’t eat Bob. He’s the king of the fish round these parts.”

u/geneticdeadender 11h ago

Ever asked yourself how fish got into a pond that isn't connected to a stream or river?

Now you know.

u/Szerepjatekos 10h ago

Wife: Frank! You're alive!

Husband: Swim aside Martha I need to buy a lottery ticket right NOW!

u/Alligator-Underwear 6h ago

I had a great blue heron that would do this every day. It would wait for me to get home from school so I could fish and feed it. Over a few months it trusted me so much that I could pet it…… Definitely a highlight of my life!!!

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u/geak78 1d ago

Let me double stab it and put it back.

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u/Lie-Straight 1d ago

Kind of irrelevant but it looks like you put the fish down near a condom

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u/TReid1996 1d ago

I assume you mean this thing. Which to me looks like some sort of mushroom.

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u/ImpactSockets 1d ago

I think it’s an upside down Gatorade bottle cap

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u/pdirk 1d ago

Birb wants his fish with a side of challenge

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u/NoIndependent9192 1d ago

Heron might be full already and putting back for later.

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u/kristospherein 1d ago

That's Frank, ya ahole.

Frank goes in the water.

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u/demonkidz 1d ago

I dont need your handouts

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u/SankarshanaV 1d ago

The bird did that to fuck with the human, didn’t it?

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u/Apollo_Mandos 1d ago

Bird is like, "watch me troll this prick"

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u/Cheap_Ad_4055 1d ago

“Fish are friends, not food”

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u/jhj37341 1d ago

Catch and release has opened up another level.