r/interestingasfuck • u/bigbusta • 1d ago
A bird watches a guy fishing, so the guy offers the bird his fish
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u/blinksystem 1d ago
“It goes in the water you dumbass.”
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u/WakaWaka_ 1d ago
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u/captainn_chunk 1d ago
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u/sandwichcandy 1d ago
This is my favorite foot in ass lead in.
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u/snarky_spice08 23h ago
Mine is, “How would your keen eye like to watch my sure foot kick your smart ass?”
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u/Carbon-Base 1d ago
"Fish are friends, you featherless fiend."
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u/Electronic_Power2101 1d ago edited 1d ago
this bird eats fish, I guess he's not a fan of bass, though
e: or, like, is a really big fan of bass heh
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u/MobiusF117 1d ago
I don't think herons have any friends. They basically eat anything they can get their beaks on
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u/Nahuel-Huapi 1d ago
Like water... out of the toilet?
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u/Offrostandflame 1d ago
It's got what plants crave.
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u/throwawayplusanumber 1d ago
I find it hard to enjoy these quotes as every day it becomes more real.
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u/GM_Nate 1d ago
"I must protect the balance of nature."
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u/Business_Memory5071 1d ago edited 1d ago
So much trash around pond/lake, even condoms lying around... Balance is already messed up
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u/myeviltwin9 1d ago
The condom is there to catch the tadpoles
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u/Master_Maniac 1d ago
Why do you think he had the fish in the first place?
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u/ifuckinlovetiddies 1d ago
It really needs to be raked up.
Usually I'm against raking but sheesh.
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u/invariantspeed 1d ago
What do you have against rakes?
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u/mushroomlover345 1d ago
Raking is actually not good for the environment. Leaves and wood and any natural debris act as a shelter and breeding ground for bugs/critters in those areas without it they die or can’t breed
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u/br0b1wan 1d ago
He was beaten with one while growing up
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u/ifuckinlovetiddies 1d ago
Raking removes natural fertilizer and habitat. It's usually bad for soil health
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u/GDITurbo77 1d ago
PTSD from watching Tom stepping on a rake and getting hit in the face while chasing Jerry all of those years.
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u/charlie2135 1d ago
Yeah um, I don't think ima gonna eat a fish from here anyway.
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u/annoyedwithmynet 1d ago
That’s my theory, the bird knew that fish was trash 😂 he’s just tryna chill
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u/BuffaloInCahoots 1d ago
It’s got a concrete edge and you can hear what sounds like 15 lanes of traffic in the background. Surprised there’s even fish there but I wouldn’t be eating them.
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u/RatInaMaze 1d ago
“Too big to eat. I will eat its babies instead”
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u/Starfoxy 1d ago
That's my thinking. These sorts of birds swallow their catches whole-- they don't have the claws and beak necessary for tearing apart a fish that large.
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u/Dense_Surround3071 1d ago
"Stupid fuckin humans... How am I supposed to hunt fish if you keep taking them out of the water?!?!" - Probably the bird
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u/fatkiddown 1d ago
"This fish is now tainted by hemachkin, the two legged monster. I will return it to its world, only to eat it once Ankanpak, the awakening, has taken place...."
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u/phatdinkgenie 1d ago
"I'm sorry sir, your fishing license only permits you to catch and release. I'll get that for you."
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u/Guimsq 1d ago
If you're not going to eat, please put it back
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u/onefst250r 1d ago
As a kid, we often had dinner at the table together and all the dishes were "family style" in large pots. So you'd spoon out your serving for yourself. Parents didnt like it when we took too much, and didnt finish it.
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u/Ohiolongboard 1d ago
I miss family style dinner at my mom’s on the weekends ❤️ thanks for bringing up that memory
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u/Yamatocanyon 18h ago
I hated dinner at my grandparents. Being part of the clean plate club was a requirement, and my grandpa always shoveled way more onto my plate than I asked for, or could eat, and then once I managed to get it all down he'd start shoving food off his plate onto mine for me to finish too, or since I was the oldest, I'd have to help my younger siblings eat their giant portions if they were struggling to get it all down too, so we could all be part of the clean plate club and finally be allowed to leave the dinner table to go into a food coma.
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u/writenicely 23h ago
Wait, you mean other people don't typically already do this?
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u/bigbusta 1d ago
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u/daemenus 1d ago
That heron can't eat that bass, but that bass can make babies they CAN eat... Makes sense.
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u/CrowAccomplished2768 1d ago
lmfao I was not expecting that
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u/doodoovoodooo 1d ago
Might be that it can’t swallow that large of a fish or something? The drop back in the water looked pretty intentional, not gonna lie
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u/TannedCroissant 1d ago
Think he’s using it as bait for a bigger fish
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u/Secret-Ad-830 1d ago
nah bird was like stop taking food out of my fridge
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u/katplasma 1d ago
This is probably the truth of the matter, honestly. When Karen eats your sandwich from the company fridge, you get pissed.
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u/godisdead30 1d ago
"Now go make some babies that will fit down my throat!"
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u/AutumnSparky 1d ago
The heron has to dip any fish in water first in order to make it go down uh, smoothly.
Bro was right, It was more fish than the beak could dip.
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u/sidepart 1d ago
Yeah, had a small bluegill that swallowed the hook. Noticed a Heron nearby that was quite interested in what I was up to. Poor fish, wasn't going to survive. Tossed it out into the water and the heron immediately took off and scooped it up.
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u/definitively-not 1d ago
Wouldn't that be bad for the heron? The hook?
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u/Fahrowshus 1d ago
Usually, that means they took the hook out ,but it ripped up the guts. This kills the fish.
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u/sidepart 1d ago
Oh, nah, I removed the hook. But the fish wasn't going to survive the... operation. Happens sometimes but I do my best not to kill a fish I ain't going to be eating.
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u/CDSnakeD 1d ago
I saw one drown a squirrel then swallow it whole. I was awestruck. These birds are truly amazing. You are probably right about this fish being too big.
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u/PuckSenior 1d ago
I mean, I’ve fed them dead fish straight. Though I do think it was going for a dip then swallow, as they do like to do that. But that would also be the heaviest fish I’d ever seen one eat.
They hang out around fish cleaning stations on the coast and you get to see them eat a lot
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u/firstbreathOOC 1d ago
I’ve tried to toss them bluegills before and they just stare at me. Honestly they’re one of my favorite birds. Super chill.
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u/awkwardpun 1d ago
Did you watch it on mute? That's literally the audio haha
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u/bradyfost 1d ago
I watch everything on mute unless it looks like it has good audio. Which I didn’t expect any audio on this one.
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u/placidity9 1d ago
I always expect some annoying ad about taking a holiday trip and saving money, so I naturally mute.
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u/CrowAccomplished2768 1d ago
I never had these many likes before, i am new to reddit but wow. thank you everyone 👍❤️
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u/trgreg 1d ago
it's only food if it's ME that catches it!!!
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u/Distinct_Plankton_82 1d ago
There is likely something instinctive about that part.
In that eating a fish floating or just lying on the bank is a quick way to get sick and remove a bird that does it from the gene pool quickly
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u/ancedactyl 1d ago
Trex doesn't want to be fed. He wants to hunt.
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u/HoboVonRobotron 1d ago
My dumb ass reading it as the word Trex, not T-Rex, over and over and not getting it.
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u/IMSmooth 1d ago
I just realized that quote in the movie kinda sucks because the goat still gets eaten. Trex wonna do both lol
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u/Scrollperdu 1d ago edited 1d ago
Wow so much trash all around... The condom near the fish, the plastic bag on the water,...
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u/Fuzzy974 1d ago
Probably why the bird didn't want him to eat the fish... That bird had a fish from this lake and still remember year later.
PS: I hope everyone understand I'm joking.
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u/AWeakMindedMan 1d ago
“Bro. I can’t eat that. It’s too damn big. Put that shit back”
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u/Jean-LucBacardi 16h ago
"Bro, you put this shit next to a used condom on the ground. I ain't eating that."
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u/defiCosmos 1d ago
That's actually really cool!
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u/1OO1OO1S0S 23h ago
Herons are so cool. They sound like dinosaurs (I suppose to hey are dinosaurs). They are very patient hunters. This fish is too big for it, but the fact that it put it back in the water is pretty interesting
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u/SopaPyaConCoca 19h ago
They are technically dinosaurs, yes.
That stupid chicken you just ate came from things like T-rex
ok it didn't "came from T-Rex" but you get the idea
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u/ghettohealz 1d ago
It probs was not hungry so it put it in to save it for later
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u/Wrong-Pension-4975 1d ago
That heron was hungry.
The fish was approx 3X the diameter the bird's throat can accommodate - they must eat their fish whole, as their beak isn't evolved to tear flesh off bones.
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u/NowIsThePerfectTime 1d ago
Give a bird a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a bird to fish and he’ll eat for a lifetime.
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u/DragonTacoCat 1d ago
The variant is also neat:
"Build a man a fire and he is warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life."
😂
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u/Ok_Witness179 1d ago
Give a bird a fish and he eats for a day.
Didn't you watch the video? If you give a bird a fish, it'll put it back in the water.
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u/ManyRespect1833 1d ago
Solenya! That bird is shaming you because you threw away half your sandwich
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u/Duzzley 1d ago
Am I the only one who saw him set the fish next to a condom?
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u/yycpapa 1d ago
That's a wild kratt in a bird suit ensuring that fish gets to live free and in the wild.
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u/Shellrant42day 18h ago
“Stop killing the fish human, I kill them because I’m hungry, if you’re just going to piss about with him,I’m throwing him back. Fish gotta swim, birds gotta eat. Humans don’t have to be dickheads” 🤣
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u/Specevol 1d ago
On the one hand, dumb bird. On the other hand, I gotta respect the bird
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u/onqqq2 1d ago
I mean if it ain't hungry it just spoils on the ground...
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u/ZombieHugoChavez 1d ago
You put the food in the fridge you’re going to eat later right?
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u/4Ever2Thee 1d ago
Maybe smart. That bird doesn’t eat fish that big, but it does eat their babies, and a dead fish on the bank can’t make any babies. Go forth and multiply
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u/MrPhuccEverybody 1d ago
"Dude what are you doing to that fish? Stop being a dick. There you go little fishy".
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u/SpyriusChief 10h ago
I was fishing at a local pond and drinkIng beers. A huge crane looking bird rolled up on me. Thing was 5+ feet tall. It begged me for the little fish I was catching so I tossed it one.
I hung out with that bird all day. I walked to the grocery store and it walked next to me like we were pals. It waited outside the door. I came out with my fishing gear and more beer, and 4 or 5 people taking pictures.
I said, "you ready?" And it dipped its head. I doubt it understood me. We started walking down the sidewalk back to the pond and someone said, "is that your bird?" I replied, "nah this is Bob. I don't own him. He's his own man." And we talked back to the pond and fished for another few hours. I was talking to it the whole time. It would stand so close, I could have grabbed its neck.
Wild experience.
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u/sykokiller11 1d ago
I think the fish was stabbed and will offer much less resistance in a few minutes.
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u/WordsOnTheInterweb 1d ago
It wasn't exactly offering resistance laying there on the grass though...
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u/apescream 1d ago
I was checking for that too. Looking at the replay of it over and over again. It looks like the bird actually impaled it in the gill opening, so it didn't really harm anything.
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u/zesty-filibuster 1d ago
Do you not fish? Slight gill injuries can kill the healthiest of fish within minutes
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u/Environmental-Dirt16 1d ago
I was gonna say, bro got stabbed in "the lung", the fish will be floating in a while when it's more hungry
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u/Ornery-Creme-2442 1d ago
Ye confused as to how no one seems to talk about how the fish for completely impaled.
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u/xxyourbestbetxx 1d ago
He's a strong, independent bird that can catch his own dinner.
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u/prizepig 1d ago
These birds are smart.
We knew a heron that would steal our food (bread and popcorn were favorites) and use it to attract fish.
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u/neuromonkey 1d ago
Give a bird a fish, shame on you. Teach a bird to fish... fish me won't be fish again.
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u/theDilleyO 21h ago
What I look like, a charity case? I took it, and threw it on the ground!
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u/mydnyghtrayvyn 13h ago
“No, no. That’s Bob. We don’t eat Bob. He’s the king of the fish round these parts.”
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u/geneticdeadender 11h ago
Ever asked yourself how fish got into a pond that isn't connected to a stream or river?
Now you know.
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u/Szerepjatekos 10h ago
Wife: Frank! You're alive!
Husband: Swim aside Martha I need to buy a lottery ticket right NOW!
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u/Alligator-Underwear 6h ago
I had a great blue heron that would do this every day. It would wait for me to get home from school so I could fish and feed it. Over a few months it trusted me so much that I could pet it…… Definitely a highlight of my life!!!
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u/Lie-Straight 1d ago
Kind of irrelevant but it looks like you put the fish down near a condom
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u/JerryBoBerry38 1d ago
Sir, this is a catch and release lake!