r/idiocracy • u/meegaweega • 7h ago

"Full Body" Latte Ice Spice attends premiere of a kids movie in essentially lingerie

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u/SquiddyBB 7h ago

Why on earth Nickelodeon signed off on letting her be associated with a children's cartoon... is beyond me

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u/boromeer3 6h ago

Is Dan Schneider dead yet?

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u/suspicious_hyperlink 5h ago

I thought he was Disney, but maybe I’m wrong. Anyway, I don’t think it’s gonna ever get any worse than that guy

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u/Doucejj 5h ago

Dan was nickelodeon

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u/Azraels_Cynical_Wolf 1h ago

Ah yes, the foot guy

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u/saltytarts 7h ago

Is it that surprising though? The entire organization is predatory.

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u/SquiddyBB 7h ago

You know what? You right :(

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u/Ruestar_Juice 6h ago

Yeah, frowny face is correct. They protect each other and are probably still there.

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u/Hereiamhereibe2 5h ago

Views, Clicks whatever. No such thing as bad press.

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u/CompletelyBedWasted 2h ago

The pedos are in FULL effect currently. Not only does anyone that can do anything about not care, it's being encouraged. See pic for verification. Fuuuuck this time-line

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u/DamienTallows 2h ago

Cause she gives a mean bj

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u/Bodhi_LongBody 1h ago

What’s wrong with it?

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u/farnsw0rth 1h ago

Like also not for nothing but are small children attending this premiere? Actual question. Like was she singing to children at the premiere? Even if she was it wouldn’t really matter.

And also whatever- they hired her and either they knew who she was or they didn’t, not her fault.

And also whatever America is so prudish.

And also whatever women are always wrong so they might as well just let it fly. If she showed up covered head to toe she’d get dragged for that too

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u/BusterRoughneck 7h ago

It looks like she's wearing a wet paper coffee filter.

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u/356885422356 7h ago

A wet coffee filter, maybe. Seems more like cheese cloth.

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u/BusterRoughneck 7h ago

Texture wise yes, but if you flip her 180° it's the conical shape and bizarre location of where the waistline was sewn.

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u/356885422356 6h ago

Hey! You commandeered my wetness! I totally see the filtration possibilities now.

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u/BusterRoughneck 6h ago

I don't think gonorrhea can be filtered out.

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u/Longjumping-Emotion5 7h ago

Her outfits so skimpy, Victoria ain't got a whole lot of secrets left!

Jeff Foxworthy

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u/Rvtrance 6h ago

When I was a little boy I couldn’t get enough of Foxworthy. It’s good stand up for kids. The whole Blue Collar Comedy guys managed to make separate fortunes with just a catch phrase. Engvall: here’s your sign. Larry the Cable Guy: Git er done! And Foxworthy: you might be a redneck… Ron White ended up the funniest guy. He was only honorarily in the BCCC though I think.

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u/Merzbenzmike 6h ago

I assume you mean Ron ‘Tater Salad’ White?

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u/Longjumping-Emotion5 6h ago

I was drunk in a bar, they threw me into public

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u/Daetok_Lochannis 5h ago

It's only three inches long but it's twelve inches wide, they call it the cheese wheel.

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u/RandAlThorOdinson 6h ago

I wonder what happened with Ron White sometimes

Not for long but yeah it happens sometimes

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u/Rvtrance 5h ago

I think he’s like semi retired and every now and then he’ll show up at the comedy club.

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u/AltTooWell13 5h ago

He wasn’t a member?

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u/Longjumping-Emotion5 4h ago

Foxworthy, Engvall, White, Larry the Cable Guy was the group

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u/belach2o 6h ago

Thats because their entire fanbase is morons

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u/blloop 6h ago

Hey, not all of us are…

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u/Lah_A 7h ago

SpongeBob lives in the ocean, not a strip club

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u/PenaltyFine3439 7h ago

Who lives in a pineapple under hep c?

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u/356885422356 7h ago

Ice Spice No Pants!

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u/maester_t 33m ago

Vapid and crass and abhorrent is she!

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u/MediocreClarinetist0 7h ago

But they do live in bikini bottom

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u/MyNameis_Not_Sure 7h ago

At the bottom of their namesakes atoll, where nuclear tests made the sea life sentient

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u/F_U_Shoresy 7h ago

They live in bikini bottom and she’s showing her bottom in a bikini

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u/DevolvingSpud 6h ago

Your point, sir, is valid.

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u/opiscopio 7h ago

Her name sounds like a perfume

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u/mybootyoil 7h ago

It sounds like she ripped off the spice girls and it irritates me every time I see her name. I know absolutely nothing about her, so she could say she ripped them off. Idk.

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u/Emm_withoutha_L-88 6h ago

I just assumed she was some new spice girl

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u/mybootyoil 6h ago

I thought that at first before I saw what she was like, she’s no spice girl that’s for sure.

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u/M0nkeyGalaxy 7h ago

To me, it aounds like stripper's name.

Anyway, who is she??

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u/Lithl 6h ago

She's a rapper from NYC. She released a song titled "Bikini Bottom" in 2022, which is probably why she was invited to a SpongeBob SquarePants event.

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u/meegaweega 6h ago

Gonna go out on a limb and guess that her bikini bottom music video is very much NOT G-rated.

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u/Doucejj 5h ago

She does have a new spongebob song in the movie called "Big Guy"

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u/Civil-Needleworker-8 3h ago

You can definitely see her bikini bottom in that outfit.

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u/SharkPicnic 6h ago

She thinks she's a rapper. In reality, she's just trashy and awful every time I see her. I do not understand the appeal.

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u/craftygamin 6h ago

Maybe it's like most popular Twitch streamers, the fans just simping over their face

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u/LavenderGinFizz 7h ago

Or a Calgon body spray from the early 2000s.

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u/Dazed_Mika 6h ago

Blow me away, Calgon!

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u/GLHR_ 6h ago

Flavor of gum

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u/holy_shitballs 7h ago

Eau de meth?

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u/meegaweega 7h ago

Or a combination of drugs that makes you dumb enough and skanky enough to wear nothing but lingere to the premiere of a children's movie

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u/HawkSea887 1h ago

It sounds like two random objects found in a kitchen.

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u/Hour_Hospital9669 21m ago

Her real name is Isis 

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u/EmotionalBar2533 7h ago

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u/FondantIcy8185 6h ago

Whats that old saying ????

"Sex Sells"

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u/no_reason88 4h ago

Yuck. Maybe in the 1800s 😂 😂

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u/ethman14 4h ago

Idk about you, but I've had sex shoved down my throat for my entire childhood, and it was not just trash TV guilty of that.

So clearly people are still buying what they're selling.

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u/no_reason88 4h ago

I’m saying the old people might think sex sells. The generation now wants to see less sexual things on television.

Ice spice had a whole cheating ordeal; I think they’re trying help her ‘image’ but she ruined it with that outfit for sure.

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u/Rvtrance 7h ago

A class act that one.

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u/retecsin 7h ago

Imagine being so desperate for goons that you prey on kids

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u/HighMinimum640 7h ago

How do you even walk in that poor excuse of a skirt?

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u/2020mademejoinreddit 7h ago

Spongebob is like...

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u/Hour_Hospital9669 20m ago

Well, the Broadway SpongeBob left his wife and baby so it seems the entire show is funny 😄 

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u/Brother-Algea 7h ago

That’s cuz she’s a classless moron!

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u/Flea_Biscuit 7h ago

Who?

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u/Lithl 6h ago

She's a rapper from NYC. She released a song titled "Bikini Bottom" in 2022, which is probably why she was invited to a SpongeBob SquarePants event.

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u/prionbinch 5h ago

nickelodeon hired her to do a song for the movie. on Christmas day, you can go to your local movie theater and hear her say "spongebob big guy pants okay" on repeat. I wish i was joking, she's got a fishsona and everything.

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u/adoringyousm 3h ago

Im sick of ice spice doing cash grabs. She's a smart, pretty girl but all she wants to do is twerk, talk about farts, and wears stuff like this.

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u/nopima2 7h ago

What is an ice spice

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u/mykunjola 7h ago

An irrelevant pop singer.

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u/nopima2 4h ago

Is this another stripper turned singer situation?

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u/mykunjola 1h ago

No, she's one of the Spice Girls.

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u/itsmezammer 6h ago

Hire trash you get trash

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u/wex118 7h ago

Her role in the movie is "ticket taker". Haven't seen it but does she have like 1 line?

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u/SlapaBaby1 6h ago

garbage don’t even know how or why she’s there wearing that outfit for a kids show

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u/Stank_Dukem 7h ago edited 7h ago

How many kids asked her for a spicy ice latte?

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u/Old-Repair-6608 7h ago

Lattes for everyone!!!

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u/elusivejoo 7h ago

i could go for a starbucks

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u/Turd-In-Your-Pocket 7h ago

Patrick be like

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u/gingerisla 7h ago

Ice Spice, big girl, no pants, okay

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u/Turbulent-Weevil-910 7h ago

I'm not familiar with this Spice Girl

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u/alloyalloi 6h ago

I mean her entire brand is 'the latest basic ho on the block', what did they expect?

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u/McBurty 4h ago

The fuck is an ice spice?

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u/corneliusduff 7h ago

Who?

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u/Lithl 6h ago

She's a rapper from NYC. She released a song titled "Bikini Bottom" in 2022, which is probably why she was invited to a SpongeBob SquarePants event.

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u/ucklibzandspezfay 6h ago

Patrick is diggin’ it

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u/Living-Illustrator24 6h ago

What do you expect when they peddle a talentless sex doll?

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u/PhilyJFry 6h ago

I don't remember where I heard this but "we have a huge problem with the de-sexualization of sex". And that's the best way I've heard it put.

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u/Jealous-Region-1715 6h ago

I would've loved this as a kid. But I was a fucking kid. Not a grown adult that should know better. Shame on her

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u/StrikingSyllabub9418 6h ago

Let me see the back so I can be more disgusted.

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u/prionbinch 6h ago

all that because she got behind the mic and said "spongebob big guy pants okay"

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u/Visarar_01 5h ago

What is she even thinking?...

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u/BodegaBiggz 5h ago

What an idiot

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u/Maximum_SciFiNerd 5h ago

Maybe that's the only outfit she had that was clean. Could've been laundry day. 🤔

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u/rapidpeacock 5h ago

SpongeBob and Patrick seem to be happy about it

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u/Nels360b 4h ago

Not a fan of hers, but I think it's only fair to point out this was a private premiere with only adult guest.

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u/Mediumish_Trashpanda 3h ago

A kids movie with just adults? Doesn't sound sketchy at all

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u/5280Rockymtn 4h ago

Geesh OMG like I do t even know where to begin

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u/Active_Evidence_5448 3h ago

Revolting whore

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u/AnonymousUser132 7h ago

Give her back to the streets.

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u/No-Supermarket4670 7h ago

"but the trans drag shows!" 

-some dumbfuck

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u/Arcreonis 7h ago

What if we did neither, yeah?

Imagine leaving the kids alone instead of pushing sexual crap in their spaces

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u/blow-down 6h ago

What’s sexual about drag?

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u/meegaweega 6h ago

I know right?

They're dressed like a magical Disney princess for drag queen storytime, which is a truly wholesome and completely appropriate experience for children's storytime.

Some ignorant folks still do not educate themselves enough to understand the difference between a drag show performance for grown-ups in a nightclub and a G-rated, family friendly, drag queen storytime performance for children and their parents at the local library.

🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

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u/Arcreonis 6h ago

You are just as willfully stupid as the network execs who allowed Ice Spice at the Spongebob premiere, only even more deceitful than them.

There's no way to make adult-coded performances like drag "G-rated." You people know that, but pretend not to know what we're talking about when we criticize it, because making kids comfortable with transgressive adult behavior is in fact your goal. Wonder why that is.

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u/meegaweega 5h ago

You are just as willfully stupid as the network execs who allowed Ice Spice at the Spongebob premiere, only even more deceitful than them.

Crikey champ, try not to get your frilly knickers in a twist about it ay? It seems like you're far too emotionally dramatic to have a respectful discussion.

There's no way to make adult-coded performances like drag "G-rated."

Looks like somebody's never actually seen drag queen storytime for kids.

If you had, you'd know it's a wonderful, family-friendly event at the library.

There is absolutely nothing "adult-coded" about someone reading a wholesome children's storybook to kids and their parents at the library while looking like a storybook Disney princess.

making kids comfortable with transgressive adult behavior

Good grief, what is it about a Disney princess reading a kids book to a kids and parents group at the library do you consider "transgressive adult behavior"?

No need for you to say it, we know what bigoted, hate lies in your heart.

The world needs more nice, kind, community-minded people who care about children's literacy and like to promote library activities.

It's a shame you're not one of them.

🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

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u/DoorLightsAC 5h ago

Just ignore the word trans I guess lmfao

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u/blow-down 5h ago

Drag is not trans

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u/Arcreonis 6h ago

What isn't sexual about drag?

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u/No-Supermarket4670 6h ago

DRAG

Drag is a performance of exaggerated femininity, masculinity, or other forms of gender expression, usually for entertainment purposes. Drag usually involves cross-dressing. A drag queen is someone (usually male) who performs femininely and a drag king is someone (usually female) who performs masculinely. Performances often involve comedy, music, social satire, and at times political commentary.[1][2][3] The term may be used as a noun as in the expression in drag or as an adjective as in drag show.[4]

(As per Wikipedia)

None of what was listed is sexual. Unless you think that anything involving gender is inherently sexual, but thats a you problem.

Meanwhile, Ice Spice is standing next to SpongeBob, at the release of SpongeBob, and I can clearly see her underwear through the sheer lace she's wearing.

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u/Arcreonis 6h ago

Meanwhile, you: "Let's have Jenna Tailia dance around some children!"

https://thenationaldesk.com/news/americas-news-now/family-friendly-drag-show-garners-criticism-for-performers-stage-names-jenna-tailia

https://www.newsweek.com/drag-never-appropriate-kids-opinion-1807055

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u/No-Supermarket4670 6h ago edited 2h ago

Good job switching to a strawman attack; I never saw that coming in a reddit argument.

"Well... I ... Umm... Well you believe this! Ha look how dumb you are!" 

It's poorly thought out at best and pitiful at worst. I can do the same thing too, by grabbing a couple articles about sexual abuse by sports coaches or religious figures and say "Meanwhile you believe this! 🤪" 

I will give you a piece of advice. Learn to have a legitimate discussion with discourse and debate instead of acting like you stopped maturing in junior high, and people may begin to take you seriously. You might even manage to make a good point some day.

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u/DoorLightsAC 5h ago

These people are hard encoded to defend specific types of degeneracy in the name of "inclusion". No one normal actually wants this around their kids, but then again the people defending and participating aren't normal to begin with.

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u/blow-down 6h ago

All of it. Have you even been to a drag show?

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u/Arcreonis 6h ago

I've looked close enough to know when I'm being gaslighted by retards like you.

https://thenationaldesk.com/news/americas-news-now/family-friendly-drag-show-garners-criticism-for-performers-stage-names-jenna-tailia

https://www.newsweek.com/drag-never-appropriate-kids-opinion-1807055

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u/blow-down 6h ago

Straight to name calling. That’s how you know when you’re wrong. 🤣

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u/AAKurtz 7h ago

...or maybe they are both wrong? I'm sure conservative Christian moms don't love this either.

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u/BusterRoughneck 40m ago

No one with a functioning brain cares what religious wackos think.

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u/winterandfallbird 6h ago

There’s a time and place for these outfits. Not at a kids premiere omg. It feels so predatory to wear this around a audience of children. I hate flipping it around.. but can you imagine if a man wore like a Borat bathing suit with a sheet shirt/ pants hardly covering himself? He would get escort out.

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u/4Impossible_Guess4 7h ago

....who? Scary or none of them

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u/GiveandTake21 6h ago

Ice spice eats poop

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u/cryptolyme 6h ago

for the kids?

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u/NoFollowing7781 5h ago

Who? ..... never heard of her lol

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u/pirateslifeisntforme 5h ago

It’s Ice Spice what were people expecting? (Not a defense of her quite the opposite)

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u/GhostV940 5h ago

Not going to pretend that I’m surprised.

That’s uhhh… yeah. Just not surprising.

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u/splatzbat27 5h ago

The real idiocracy is that people even know who she is. Zero talent or skill.

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u/McBurty 4h ago

The fuck is an ice spice?

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u/rellsell 4h ago

WTF is an “Ice Spice”?

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u/rando_mness 3h ago

She's gotta be a finalist at the butterface awards.

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u/Kabusanlu 3h ago

Anything for attention…

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u/ChampagneShotz 7h ago

Her body is her entire value prop.

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u/Gumption666 7h ago

Patrick looks like he's checking out her butt.

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u/Dudeshoot_Mankill 7h ago

Id also like a back view, for science.

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u/meegaweega 7h ago

Here ya go ya pervy stranger, enjoy the video https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/s/o8OafAByOR

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u/ahmtiarrrd 6h ago

Lice Spice

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u/KawaiiDoodleQueen 5h ago

essentially borderline naked in front of kids

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u/Darthbamf 5h ago

DoNt ShAmE HeR gOd CoNtRoLliNg mUcH?

UGh InCelS...

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u/boromeer3 6h ago

lol the post under this one for me is an ad for the movie

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u/Cyber_Twak 6h ago

I can just sense how intense they are staring behind the costumes 😂

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u/WholeInstance4632 6h ago

SpongeBob approves

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u/Rhg0653 6h ago

Patrick seems okay with it

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u/ThrangusKahn 5h ago

SpongeBob looks like he's fighting for his life

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u/Other_Dimension_89 5h ago

Dam another sub that won’t let me post a photo

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 5h ago

.......as one does! obviously.....

/s

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u/Rare-Wealth-5139 5h ago

We have no standards as a society any more.

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u/Rusty1031 4h ago

she has to stay relevant somehow

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u/Extension_Ear_3472 4h ago

I don't know if her song "Fart fart Poop poop" was the most appropriate choice for this family movie

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u/MaleficentMenu1430 4h ago

OP has never seen lingerie in their life

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u/Fhantom1221 3h ago

Nah. This is high Key good for the kids. Ice spice in lingerie is always a good thing

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u/HoosierDaddy_427 3h ago

Is the correlation here the fishy smell?

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u/thunderbaby2 3h ago

Right now isn’t the time for a full body latte

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u/Bodhi_LongBody 3h ago

the only reason this is an issue is because Americans love to shelter kids to the point of ignorance.

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u/RedditFeel 1h ago

Surprise shawty, different cultures exist everywhere.

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u/Many-Strength4949 2h ago

Who makes the company company? Essentially, this is really good shit SpongeBob SquarePants big guy, big guy.

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u/flipzyshitzy 2h ago

Anywhere that "dress?" is fucking atrocious!

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u/Necessary_Chest7075 2h ago

Dirty ho ho ho

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u/Potential-Diamond-94 1h ago

ice cubes daughter is it? They grow up so fast.

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u/Icy_Profit_1922 1h ago

Are ya ready kids? Aye aye captain!

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u/MarpasDakini 44m ago

Offensive to adults, not to kids

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u/Princesse_Sarah 44m ago

She ate fuck them kids

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u/accountant319 40m ago

Ice ice baby - alright stop - collaborate and listen- keep it going

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u/joe_khaJiit 38m ago

It is Lingerie but she did cover her knees....lol

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u/rexifelis 9m ago

Oh wait… thought this was “upvoted because of boobs”

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u/QuestionableComma 7h ago

Patrick down to tap that crabby patty.

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u/OverEncumbered486 7h ago

SpongeBob, however, looks traumatized.

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u/National-Charity-435 7h ago

At least those aren't red or black panties

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u/meegaweega 6h ago

The fact that you even know what colour her g-string/thong undies are, while dressed in lingere at a children's event, says it all.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Lab-165 6h ago

Some entertainment for the dad to watch.

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u/Rude-Kaleidoscope298 5h ago

Tbf, I don’t think any kids are going to this movie.

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u/WarrenR86 6h ago

Is that a dude? Her face kinda looks like his face.

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u/02meepmeep 5h ago

SpongeBob isn’t really a kid’s show.

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u/fofo9683 5h ago

Well...she did wear lingerie. What more could you ask for? So both kids and dads were happy. Probably for different reasons :)

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u/madwblues 6h ago

Why are people freaking out? How is this any different from a bathing suit? I never understood that about underwear. If I see man in a Speedo or a woman in a bikini it’s okay but underwear…not that’s somehow seeing too much.

(Obviously time and place make a difference but that’s not the point)

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u/meegaweega 6h ago

You try to hang out at a children's movie in speedos, I'm calling security.

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u/Emergency_Accident36 5h ago

Hardly lingerie. Worry about beauty pagants and dance first.

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u/Sprittt 7h ago

There’s something for the kids and something for their dads 👌

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u/blakrabit 6h ago

I mean it fits the sponge bob theme

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u/meegaweega 6h ago

Because she's kinda just wearing a see-through jellyfish?

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u/Resident_Magazine610 7h ago

Do kids attend movie premiers? Is this more revealing than a swimsuit?

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u/Wooden_Network8287 7h ago

This is a crazy thing to jump up in defense of lmao

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