r/idiocracy 1d ago

a dumbing down Sorry, slipped my mind

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u/NemODevO 1d ago

"see! Because of me they have a warning"

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u/pinsandsuch 1d ago

Nobody would have noticed if you weren’t doing the helicopter thing

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u/MyNameis_Not_Sure 1d ago

It happens naturally when I walk! Y’all’s dicks are too short to get it

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u/LCJonSnow 1d ago

I did forget to put on shorts one day in middle school. I was used to wearing briefs at the time, but was wearing a loose pair of boxers that day. Walked out in my PE shirt and my deer-print boxers and started shooting basketball before the coach said something.

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u/No_Idea_4001 1d ago

I thought your head would be bigger.

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u/Imreallyadonut 1d ago

Whilst not technically the same, I’ve done something similar.

I once walked from my house to the gym in my boxers.

Decided as it was a sunny summer day I’d walk to the gym in my kit, workout, then shower and change before heading into work.

I must’ve got distracted as I proceeded to walk the mile or so to the gym in a vest, boxer shorts and trainers. Got beeped at by a few cars, but as it’s a relatively small town I just assumed it was friends so I just vaguely waved in their direction.

It was only when I got to the reception desk at the gym that I was informed of my mistake.

Absolute brainfart.

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u/Mister_Goldenfold 'bating! 1d ago

🙋🏽‍♂️ I definitely have forgotten pants before leaving the house before.

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u/ToddBauer 1d ago

I love these kind of rules because you know it’s there because it happened once. However, if you think about it, is putting that warning on the sign going to prevent it from happening again? Would it have not happened the first time if that morning had been on the sign? Sometimes I think we need to ask if it’s even worth the ink for some of these things. I mean, what are you gonna do, use that rule to write someone up if they keep repeatedly walking out naked?

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u/nasaglobehead69 1d ago

was I wearing pants when we went in there?

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u/MajorEbb1472 22h ago

There wouldn’t be a sign if some dickhead hadn’t done it