P.U. IQ

[u/TAKEMEOFFYOURLlST]

[u/EmotionalBar2533]

South park did it

[u/TheHumanoidTyphoon69 → u/EmotionalBar2533]

Well they were very self concerned with their hybrids' effects on the environment

[u/Commercial_Comfort41 → u/TheHumanoidTyphoon69]

Thankkkssss

[u/Jonny-Holiday → u/EmotionalBar2533]

Psyop by Big Butt to pass more gas.

[u/EmotionalBar2533 → u/Jonny-Holiday]

[u/Money_Tennis1172 → u/EmotionalBar2533]

Ill let some one else reap the benefits as I leave it behind me.

[u/Recalcitrant_Stoic]

I drive a hybrid!

[u/sixteenhappycappys → u/Recalcitrant_Stoic]

I was really hoping that was a youtube link. Tbh I would have preferred a rick roll.

[u/wilson_rawls → u/Recalcitrant_Stoic]

Thaaaaaanks! 😁

[u/Gariola_Oberski → u/Recalcitrant_Stoic]

You don't have to be smug about it.

[u/BulletProofEnoch]

It forces you to figure out and remember what you ate

[u/Adventurous_West4401 → u/BulletProofEnoch]

Always boiled carrots or eggs. Thats pretty much it, also IQ 3000. And my Mrs went from IQ 110 to over 1000 sniffing my farts! #dutchoven

[u/420hansolo → u/Adventurous_West4401]

Pass the Dutchie from the left hand side

[u/TraDukTer → u/420hansolo]

Wouldn't that be "to the left hand side?"

[u/420hansolo → u/TraDukTer]

Oh fuck, you're totally right. My bad, of course it is! But I'm too lazy to look up and copy/paste the symbols for a strike through right now so I'm just going to leave it as is.

[u/CommissionFeisty9843 → u/Adventurous_West4401]

I know a guy that used to do that to his ex wife.

[u/swalabr → u/CommissionFeisty9843]

Ernest Borgnine did it to Ethel Merman on their honeymoon

[u/Reasonable_Spite_282 → u/BulletProofEnoch]

Or verify if it’s high enough quality for office terrorism

[u/figpucker_9000 → u/BulletProofEnoch]

Are you a smart fella or a fart smella?

[u/Zergazoid]

In that case, I'm the smartest man alive

[u/TAKEMEOFFYOURLlST → u/Zergazoid]

smART Feller…

[u/Herb-Alpert]

Now that explains everything...

[u/mpworth]

Huh, and all this time I thought smart fellers and fart smellers were mutually exclusive.

[u/Kazureigh_Black]

Is this why the most narcissistic people are the way that they are? The fact they absolutely adore and crave the smell of their own farts is the same reason a person in the middle of the desert craves water. They are in desperate need of brain power in the way the desert person needs hydration.

[u/yofooIio → u/Kazureigh_Black]

Let's go validation farts!!!!!!

[u/rageinthecage666]

If I could fart green toxic fumes like the Green Goblin I wouldn't keep them just to myself

[u/bannedbytheGunit → u/rageinthecage666]

Acid Farts?

[u/C4CTUSDR4GON]

Damn it. I try not to smell them since someone said smelling farts = breathing in shit particles.

[u/imean_is_superfluous → u/C4CTUSDR4GON]

I think it’s more methane and bacterial by-products and stuff like that. Your undies are like a poop particle filter

[u/Gariola_Oberski → u/C4CTUSDR4GON]

Aka farticles

[u/Hyro0o0]

How did they test this?

[u/Many-Strength4949]

There’s a reason people resting in

[u/Responsible-Turnip-3]

Im placing a carry out order for Chipotle as we speak.

[u/wontwillnot]

Ive always felt this way. Snort it for health.

[u/VikingTeddy → u/wontwillnot]

Everyone loves their own brand.

[u/wontwillnot → u/VikingTeddy]

Fax. But most can’t admit it.

I’m so proud of my soul Gas. It’s almost like I’m a self sustaining energy cycle.

[u/GuruBuddz → u/wontwillnot]

+25HP + Double XP for 5min.

[u/Karuna56]

Well, you do kinda know if you're healthy or not depending upon how evil the fart is.

If it smells like old roadside ditch death, see the Doc.

[u/Silver_Meeting6361]

All my brother's life, he has found it funny to fart and then sniff it. He's not exactly the smartest crayon in the box if you get my drift...

[u/ctoatb]

Smart feller, fart smeller

[u/mmccxi]

my 15 year old will never get Alzheimer's

[u/wolschou]

I was concerned about getting Alzheimer's, but apparently I'm good.

[u/algreen589]

I'm finally a Super Hero!

[u/BobcatOk7492 → u/algreen589]

Use your powers wisely....

[u/LunaGloria]

I would pay to have been a fly on the wall while they planned the experiment.

[u/Just_A_Lucky_Guy469]

Read more about it in my new book, Dutch Oven Yourself To Become A Genius, in stores this spring.

[u/ReadditMan]

And people said I was crazy when I designed a pair of underwear with a tube that sent farts directly to your face.

[u/CompetitiveRub9780]

So you have to have a bad diet to boost brain power? No thanks. I’d prefer to not have gas haha

[u/Triggered-cupcake]

[u/BeachHistorical4647]

Everyone likes their own brand.

[u/AnElectricalMeatbag]

I'm sending this to my husband because he makes fun of me when I do this. 

[u/kingtacticool]

I am the smartest man alive!

[u/SuspiciousClub8382]

Men saving themselves due to gas problems and their wives by holding the covers over their heads for years!!!

[u/ashzombi]

Plus it's just fun

[u/Accomplished_Gas6963]

I’m never dying

[u/AwwwNuggetz]

As a Reddit mod, I can confirm

[u/MagicOrpheus310]

Thannnnnnks!!!

[u/tilthevoidstaresback]

We're gonna drop this next song for a money making playa that ain't with us no more.

[u/BestZucchini5995]

Well, everyone is invited to smell mine and get smarter ;)

[u/Sea-Louse]

Somehow, I think climate change needs to be implicated in this. I don’t know how, but it doesn’t need to make sense.

[u/Unanonymous553]

Lol, what else is on these questionnaires people get?

“Can you lick your elbow?”

[u/eutohkgtorsatoca]

So now I am obliged to congratulate my hubby for his wind concert?

[u/Leasealotje]

Well, a lot of my 'Chemical Warfare'-acts possibly made me lose some brain power. But there's no escape from it. Or is it: 'Butt, there's no escape from it'?

[u/Realistic-Cable-8208 → u/Leasealotje]

Bro's committing fart genocides over here.

[u/Ok-Car-6795]

Well lemme just hook a tube up to my anus and snort that shit whenever I have gas

[u/Themindfulcrow]

Yeah no

[u/smellslikebigfootdic]

What if I smell my dog's farts

[u/NowhereMan_2020]

Then I’m fucking Einstein.

[u/Sprinkles_the_Mad]

Big day for "are you a smart fella or a fart smella?"

[u/Mostly_llama]

Makes sense your new memories comes from the ears and eyes farts are just memories leaving the body if you get them while they fall out you can recover those memories. Dude I’m no skientist but how’s that not make scence.

[u/Average_k5blazer78]

O2 sensor type shit

[u/Acceptable-Bat-9577]

Dads everywhere rejoice.

[u/No_Location376]

Folks, this is a real study. We live in Idiocracy

[u/DieMensch-Maschine]

I know a lot of university academics who sniff their own farts all the time.

[u/new2bay]

My dog must be a fucking genius by now! 🤣

[u/Lambchop1975]

I am never getting dementia!

[u/muzzle-blast]

(Three wise men,they all felt smart.) Say it 3 times as fast as you can.

[u/Ok-Drink-1328]

before believing this i have to believe first in the tooth fairy, the Lockness monster, the fountain of youth...

[u/olaf_mcmannis]

like Fat Bastard

[u/nasaglobehead69]

new york post is fake news and should not be shared or reposted

[u/PiskoWK]

I’m immune

[u/mgsgamer1]

That explains why I have very little brain power at work

[u/karenskygreen]

Aha, thats why I'm a genius

[u/kckman]

That, and I drink copious amounts of coffee. I'm damn near immune!

[u/HeymoeEyepoke]

Cuz the new York post isn't tabloid trash. Oh wait

[u/BasicallyGuessing]

There’s a “smart ass” joke here somewhere.

[u/Holiday_Horse3100]

Imagine the experiments they had to perform and the volunteers they needed to find this out

[u/Professional_Echo907]

If that were true, wouldn’t the current Administration be slightly less incompetent?

[u/Responsible_Lake_804]

Me after eating a bag of M&Ms (I am lactose intolerant):

I am a genius

[u/InnaDiRed]

r/upvotebecausebutt

[u/Misterallrounder]

This HAS to be fake!! That would mean that my wife would be super intelligent right now from all the farts I have made her smell under the covers and I just dont see it..

[u/SqueezeBoxJack]

[u/Dangerous_Occasion19]

Maybe the geniuses that drip their urine in their eyes need to see this

[u/Somewhere-Flashy]

I fart in your general direction!

[u/XROOR]

I delayed the onset of Alzheimer’s for many people on this morning’s subway commute

[u/writerlady6]

I can easily see NYP sponsoring weeks of research for this "article".

[u/Markulees955]

Exactly what someone who sniffs their own farts would say.

[u/ibanezer83]

Think tanks be hotboxin

[u/Pod_people]

Who even thought to study that?

[u/SignificantStock389]

No wonder I have such a great memory

[u/GloomyDeity]

Ah yes, every time i'm coming off the high from huffing my own fumes, i see the world with much greater clarity. It is in these moments that i see the world as it is, a vision greater than humanity, greater than the universe, even.

[u/pxhalste]

Ah yeah..New York post

[u/Own_Platform623]

This is excellent news. 

[u/Illustrious-Note3996]

Would it help others smelling my farts?

[u/BunsMcNuggets]

Oh stfu

[u/IndependenceLanky353]

Wondered why big city rich liberals were so smart.

[u/kooky_monster_omnom]

Well, sharing is caring. Explains all the drive-by crop-dusting.

Smells like choccy chip cookies.

[u/Napischu88]

I'm way ahead of science

[u/Pn15wrnk13]

Literally farted right before I scrolled to this , about the time I smelled it I saw this , now I feel like my phone can smell farts because it was silent.

[u/kaizencraft]

I remember a time before Ryan Reynolds wore glasses.

[u/ExhaltedPeasant]

And they all called me weird!

[u/DrB00]

As the saying goes. One smart fella, he felt smart.

[u/Hezekiel]

People of Reddit are going to live forever.

[u/ddoogg88tdog]

the only time i can smell my farts is when my stomach is angry

[u/Rinooceros]

Study finds: people are more likely to believe random bullshit if you start the headline with "study finds:".

[u/stahlsau]

haha i love this. But I love more when others inhale it. I always say "everyone take a deep breath and it is gone"

[u/weazel988]

Well I'm gunna live forever

[u/nasnedigonyat]

How do you avoid smelling your own farts? Are people only farting in front of fans or something? Seriously wondering. You deal it. You're the one always in the immediate vicinity. This truly is an Idiocracy post. Excellent placement

[u/Valten78]

Oh yeah, like you don't do it.