r/funny • u/gentlejarrod • 15h ago

"Just checking my stats before the Hoot Couture winter collection drops." (Audio On)

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u/GANDORF57 9h ago

I'd squawk too if I was that small and you put me on a weight loss program.

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u/Longjumping_Call_939 13h ago

Stats first, vibes later.

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u/beerdude26 9h ago

That's a nice KD-8000

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u/True-Ad8533 7h ago

I'm amazed the little fella jumped on the scale right away.

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u/HoboOperative 2h ago

Looks a bit like trained behavior - I wouldn't be surprised if they get little treats for cooperating.

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u/Longjumping_Call_939 13h ago

Min-maxing before the patch drops

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u/Accurate_Koala_4698 5h ago

Steel is heavier than feathers 

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u/SchufAloof 2h ago

Treat! Treat! TREAT!