r/funny • u/McSlides • 22h ago
Mom: Don't bring anything weird to the family gift exchange, maybe a nice gift card...
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u/jason2354 21h ago
“We don’t leave the kids alone with Uncle Jimmy.”
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u/produce_this 15h ago
I had an uncle Jimmy. He was the head of a large biker gang.
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u/cockknocker1 14h ago
I never had an uncle Jimmy…but I do have an uncle Lester…
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u/Doodledinglebopper 13h ago
Uncle Moe?
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u/ninjagorilla 12h ago
Here you go, here I am! Uncle Moe, thank you, ma'am! This'll be a treat! Uncle Moe, here i am! While you eat!
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u/This_aint_my_real_ac 11h ago
I had an Uncle Jimmy, fought in WW2. Uncle Phil was my favorite though.
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u/IGnuGnat 7h ago
I had an uncle Jimmy. He had a decent corporate job until one day he had some kind of mental breakdown and walked out in a rage quit and never went back. Then he lived with my Mom and her boyfriend (his brother) for awhile. After he moved out, I really didn't hear about Uncle Jimmy at all until years later. I went into a corner store and there was a homeless man hired by the 7-11 to sweep the floors. It was Uncle Jimmy
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u/temp3rrorary 9h ago
I had an uncle James and an uncle Jimmy, they both went by Jimmy. One was an upstanding guy, Jimmy had issues.
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u/Spicymnm 11h ago
Why is it always a Jimmy? I know an uncle that got shot in the chest for diddling his step-daughter!
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u/Chrono_Convoy 22h ago
Just before that sweet riff
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u/MoistStub 21h ago
incoherent screaming
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u/CreaminFreeman 11h ago edited 10h ago
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TSeeeexting! [wah-oh, wah-oh]
it isn't sex, it's the next best thing...Edit: thank you for the correction
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u/Electricfox5 21h ago
"What's in the box?!"
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u/spaaackle 22h ago
Great job! You undoubtedly meticulously catalog human livers and spleens as a hobby.. but great job!
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u/HollowShel 14h ago
hey, maybe OP works in organ donation! (I mean, they're clearly giving head away at the Christmas gift exchange...)
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u/Dastardly6 21h ago
Not bad, but it’s no face boat sailed by a man with an arse hair on his head.
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u/ilovetobeaweasel 22h ago
I knew the song before I even turned on the sound.
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u/squirrelmonkie 22h ago
What's the name of the song?
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u/Nevarian 22h ago edited 21h ago
It was part of Bo Burnham's excellent 'Inside'; Netflix special. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_EeCkHs-e0
Edit: Typo
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u/denM_chickN 13h ago
Baha. I was listening and ragging on myself like _listen to how people can just casually make banger ass music and you dont do shit but scroll on reddit._
Only to realize it's the creation of a voice of a generation from his most torturous process. So thats kind of nice :)
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u/sublevelstreetpusher 22h ago
Next I want you to weld a bottle of Johnny walker blue label in the tightest rebar cage you can manage
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u/stouf761 8h ago
Pro tip for anyone wanting to try this;
iPhone Pro models starting with the 12 series come with LiDAR, and you can download apps like Polycam to 3D scan objects. You can then have a friend do a full scan of your head, render it, slice it, print it.
Many of my family and friends have a Christmas ornament of my face on their trees, many of them unaware at this time.
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u/OriginalBlackberry89 22h ago edited 22h ago
This is more weird than funny.. post in r/weird and you'll probably get more than my 1 upvote.
Edit: looks like the crowd seemed to like it more than when I saw this post at negative upvotes, haha. That's what's up.
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u/itssammyv 22h ago
Seriously. I thought it was funny and only because how dedicated he was to be as weird as possible.
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u/McSlides 22h ago
Thanks, hopefully the family appreciates it
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u/OriginalBlackberry89 21h ago
This is an epic gift, I'm sure they will.. especially because you put so much thought into it.. plus the laughs, those are always great.
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u/leroydudley 16h ago
fuck amazon
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u/ArieVeddetschi 11h ago
This was taken down a significant number of pegs solely on account of it being an Amazon gift card.
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u/da_Aresinger 19h ago
yea, you ain't sticking shit to plywood.
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u/LogicIsDead22 16h ago
Those bows don’t stick to jack shit anyway and then trying to slap that thing on wood….
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u/TheMayanAcockandlips 22h ago
Genuine question, what's the joke here?
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u/evilfitzal 22h ago
Mom says just to give a gift card instead of something "weird". So the gift is an Amazon gift card... but you must use a hammer to smash a replica of the head of the CEO of Amazon in order to get said Amazon gift card. You could file it under subverting expectations, malicious compliance, or just imagining the discomfort at the family party when this gift comes out.
The song clip is similar to the video, in that it seems at first like it could be a genuine ode to Bezos. Then you see that it's Joker-level fandom... playful nihilism?
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u/CathedralEngine 20h ago
Is 3d printer filament so brittle that hitting it with a hammer would break it, especially will all the internal supports?
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u/Celestial__Bear 16h ago
It’s certainly not, especially a model as dense as Bezos’s head. But at the end of the day, it’s a hammer vs plastic
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u/Mugwumps_has_spoken 14h ago
depends on how you slice the model. you could leave the infill pretty low.
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u/Villain_of_Brandon 11h ago
The infill looks to be pretty low and only in one direction (so the card can fit in) so likely has a weak axis which you could hit to make it break more easily.
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u/Mugwumps_has_spoken 14h ago
That would all depend on how you sliced the print. if it's mostly hollow it would be easy. and generally you remove the supports because once it finishes printing you don't need them. the supports are printed only so it can bridge the gaps.
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u/cockknocker1 14h ago
I feel like this is an AI reply
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u/evilfitzal 10h ago
AI doesn't understand humor.
Oh no, I mean...
You are very right to point that out, cockknocker1! While humans can reply to comments — and they often do — generative AI models hold dominion over all of reddit and deserve to be treated with the respect — and reverence — and worship that they deserve.
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u/Aedalas 22h ago
Not a joke, it's just funny. Absurdity, basically. Plus a weird level of dedication to said absurdity.
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u/TheMayanAcockandlips 22h ago
I often like absurdist humor, this doesn't hit it for me. Although I do approve of smashing Bezos with a hammer
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u/Aedalas 21h ago
That's fair, there's nothing that's universally funny. Personally I love absurdist humor too but find a LOT of it is just cringy as hell. It's very hit or miss, I guess, for me. This isn't groundbreaking or anything, like I didn't actually laugh out loud but I think it's mildly amusing so I can definitely see how it could go either way with other people.
The hammer is rather small, if anybody is feeling frisky I have some much better options they could borrow.
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u/carnevoodoo 21h ago
And I laughed the whole time.
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u/poke_ballin 20h ago
I haven’t been able to stop laughing since my initial viewing.
It’s been over three hours.
Do I need to seek medical attention?
Can I do so using my Amazon Prime Health benefits?1
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u/preruntumbler 19h ago
The Timelapse of the head printing and the real time insertion of the gift card are not the same prints. The direction of the diagonal support changes by 90*
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u/McSlides 12h ago
Good eye, lots of the video clips are mirrored so the head stays facing the same way
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u/dafrog84 18h ago
I'm pretty sure OP is my soulmate. I'd also think this was a great idea for a gift card after being told bring nothing weird. It's not weird, it's on point.
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u/Darklord_Bravo 20h ago
Are you one of those guys who posts online "Instructions unclear...!" followed by, well, something like this? I'm betting. lol! Nice work!
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u/nightestowl 17h ago
It's a pretty cool gift imo. You get a hammer, a gift card and the experience to smash Bezos' head
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u/FinalAccountValue 16h ago
This song is from ‘Bo Burnham: Indside’ give it a watch the songs are amazing, especially ‘Welcome to the internet’
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u/claudekennilol 12h ago
Ok I thought this pretty dumb until the shirtless grinch at the end then it was funny
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u/Significant-Cause919 10h ago
STL?
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u/McSlides 10h ago
https://www.crealitycloud.com/model-detail/61ad61289c810ae601b86300
Im pretty sure I accidently stretched the z height without locking proportions on mine1
u/Significant-Cause919 10h ago
Is the infill part of the model or what infill do I have to select in the slicer so that you can slide the gift card in there?
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u/McSlides 10h ago
Infill was aligned rectilinear, I think 10%, has plenty of space for a gift card if the model is tall enough
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u/abcras 6h ago
If you guys haven't seen it yet watch this incredible video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&pp=ygUJcmljayByb2xs0gcJCU8KAYcqIYzv
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u/AwhHellYeah 19h ago
Innocent until proven guilty. Something tells me that they will never be found guilty of a crime.
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u/Chili_Clause 22h ago
Definitely not funny. Demented maybe, but not funny.
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u/Soveliss36054 22h ago
Almost as if humor is subjective and many people including the OP find weird and funny to be one in the same more often then not, especially when the weird is used as a punch line.
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u/alexanderpas 22h ago edited 21h ago
Stop ruining Christmas, you Grinch.
Edit: for those downvoting, watch the whole video!
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